What is the best way to commit suicide when you're under 13?

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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?

04 Mar 2002 Graham Norton Did you see, did you see - Kylie Minogue is rumoured to have had cosmetic surgery on her bum. Apparantly it was a gift from her boyfriend, who loves splashing out on her ass!

It's all just SO surprising!

04 Mar 2002 w wank non stop under a cover and lose oxygen

04 Mar 2002 stifoo connecte-toi 1000 fois par heure sur le site de mouchette après avoir pris le soin de lire toutes les pages "suicide" tu découvriras bien une solution... n'oublie pas de dynamiter ton ordinateur avant de mourir... bonne chance!

03 Mar 2002 nauruboy please don't die.

03 Mar 2002 Earl Kim Hi, its me I got alot of suggestion from my e-mail. ..........
So i liked to say i Agree on what people have said. School shootings, i can give you good ideas but I shall not be a part of it.

The best way to die in a school shooting is wear all black suits (REMINDER MUST WEAR ALL BLACK, EVEN THE GUNS)
Get suicidal people at your school, Get about as much as you can get. But some want fame so jus let them. I would get about 50 people on my army, start planning this massacre on senior graduation day so theyll remember their graduation forever HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Buhahahahhahahahahahhah .........
Whatever
After planning really carefully get guns that a military would use.
OK NOW THE GOOD PART weeeeeeeeeeee

Ok go plan which class room your friends are in after that do something dramatic (like say Im sorry I hope you forgive me) after that point at your friend look at him an then aim at other people in your friends class, leave your friends the only one alive)

If its a girl you like
(DONT KILL ANY OF HER FRIENDS)
STORM IN ACCIDENTLY SITE HER AND GIVE HER SOMETHING SPECIAL AND A LETTER SAYING HOW YOU FELT BOUT HER, AFTER THAT LEAVE WHILE SAYING IM SORRY.
Then the take down you may die

03 Mar 2002 Lucy Cortina And something else... Dr. Harold Shipman, I live quite near to you.

03 Mar 2002 Adolf Hitler WHEN YOU DIE (WHICH EVERYONE DOES) YOU WILL CARRY ON TO ANOTHER FORM OF LIFE UNLESS YOU CAN BREAK FREE FROM THE ETERNAL CYCLE OF LIFE BY BECOMING SELF REALISED AND ACTUALISED AHHAHAHAHHA

03 Mar 2002 Sara Reifschlager Inject a hypothermic needle filled with incolin into a non-diabetic person! NO PAIN AND UNTRACEABLE, but be sure to leave a suicide note!

03 Mar 2002 Lucy Cortina PS - Observer... I very much doubt that you could even observe whether or not breast implants lurk behind Britney Spears' nunga nungas.

02 Mar 2002 Objective Observer Not all of your emails labeled Lucy Cortina are from her... An imposter is afoot.

02 Mar 2002 James slit your wrists

02 Mar 2002 d all you gotta do is runaway from the present, live a life of crime, be very dangerous, and at least die having fun... and making a name for yourself. thats what il'l do... rob a bank... it's worth a try if you really got nothin to lose.... maybe you'll get away with it

01 Mar 2002 Lucy Cortina Mouchy... pleeeeeease put up the recent entries.... i need a good laugh right now..

28 Feb 2002 maggie i want to die

27 Feb 2002 nacker Have you ever tried 'Orgasmic Coffee drinking'?

You take these special biscuits which are filled with chocolate cream, and drink the coffee by sucking it through the biscuit, then you eat the biscuit. It's supposed to be orgasmic...
Penguins will do, or if you're Australian try Tam Tams......

26 Feb 2002 spacefux Take handfull of pills from your grand mothers house. lock yourself up in the basement shortly after you take them

25 Feb 2002 Dr Harold Shipman Tell your parents you are pregnant, when they ask who did it, say your father and then jump in the middle when your mother goes for your father with a knife and get stabbed. Try to manouver yourself into a position where the knife will go into your heart. Hope this helps.

25 Feb 2002 852 Find a purpose... then dedicate all your energy into that purpose

25 Feb 2002 poopmaster jinkinz Call a big black woman a nigger THEN call her mother a bitch... in South East Washington DC. Then close your eyes.

25 Feb 2002 sharkytrs With a trouser snake

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Date	Name/email Nom/email	What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13? Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
04 Mar 2002	Graham Norton	Did you see, did you see - Kylie Minogue is rumoured to have had cosmetic surgery on her bum. Apparantly it was a gift from her boyfriend, who loves splashing out on her ass! It's all just SO surprising!
04 Mar 2002	w	wank non stop under a cover and lose oxygen
04 Mar 2002	stifoo	connecte-toi 1000 fois par heure sur le site de mouchette après avoir pris le soin de lire toutes les pages "suicide" tu découvriras bien une solution... n'oublie pas de dynamiter ton ordinateur avant de mourir... bonne chance!
03 Mar 2002	nauruboy	please don't die.
03 Mar 2002	Earl Kim	Hi, its me I got alot of suggestion from my e-mail. .......... So i liked to say i Agree on what people have said. School shootings, i can give you good ideas but I shall not be a part of it. The best way to die in a school shooting is wear all black suits (REMINDER MUST WEAR ALL BLACK, EVEN THE GUNS) Get suicidal people at your school, Get about as much as you can get. But some want fame so jus let them. I would get about 50 people on my army, start planning this massacre on senior graduation day so theyll remember their graduation forever HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Buhahahahhahahahahahhah ......... Whatever After planning really carefully get guns that a military would use. OK NOW THE GOOD PART weeeeeeeeeeee Ok go plan which class room your friends are in after that do something dramatic (like say Im sorry I hope you forgive me) after that point at your friend look at him an then aim at other people in your friends class, leave your friends the only one alive) If its a girl you like (DONT KILL ANY OF HER FRIENDS) STORM IN ACCIDENTLY SITE HER AND GIVE HER SOMETHING SPECIAL AND A LETTER SAYING HOW YOU FELT BOUT HER, AFTER THAT LEAVE WHILE SAYING IM SORRY. Then the take down you may die
03 Mar 2002	Lucy Cortina	And something else... Dr. Harold Shipman, I live quite near to you.
03 Mar 2002	Adolf Hitler	WHEN YOU DIE (WHICH EVERYONE DOES) YOU WILL CARRY ON TO ANOTHER FORM OF LIFE UNLESS YOU CAN BREAK FREE FROM THE ETERNAL CYCLE OF LIFE BY BECOMING SELF REALISED AND ACTUALISED AHHAHAHAHHA
03 Mar 2002	Sara Reifschlager	Inject a hypothermic needle filled with incolin into a non-diabetic person! NO PAIN AND UNTRACEABLE, but be sure to leave a suicide note!
03 Mar 2002	Lucy Cortina	PS - Observer... I very much doubt that you could even observe whether or not breast implants lurk behind Britney Spears' nunga nungas.
02 Mar 2002	Objective Observer	Not all of your emails labeled Lucy Cortina are from her... An imposter is afoot.
02 Mar 2002	James	slit your wrists
02 Mar 2002	d	all you gotta do is runaway from the present, live a life of crime, be very dangerous, and at least die having fun... and making a name for yourself. thats what il'l do... rob a bank... it's worth a try if you really got nothin to lose.... maybe you'll get away with it
01 Mar 2002	Lucy Cortina	Mouchy... pleeeeeease put up the recent entries.... i need a good laugh right now..
28 Feb 2002	maggie	i want to die
27 Feb 2002	nacker	Have you ever tried 'Orgasmic Coffee drinking'? You take these special biscuits which are filled with chocolate cream, and drink the coffee by sucking it through the biscuit, then you eat the biscuit. It's supposed to be orgasmic... Penguins will do, or if you're Australian try Tam Tams......
26 Feb 2002	spacefux	Take handfull of pills from your grand mothers house. lock yourself up in the basement shortly after you take them
25 Feb 2002	Dr Harold Shipman	Tell your parents you are pregnant, when they ask who did it, say your father and then jump in the middle when your mother goes for your father with a knife and get stabbed. Try to manouver yourself into a position where the knife will go into your heart. Hope this helps.
25 Feb 2002	852	Find a purpose... then dedicate all your energy into that purpose
25 Feb 2002	poopmaster jinkinz	Call a big black woman a nigger THEN call her mother a bitch... in South East Washington DC. Then close your eyes.
25 Feb 2002	sharkytrs	With a trouser snake