What is the best way to commit suicide when you're under 13?

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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?

08 Feb 2002 Someone ...the last year was pretty fucked up for me.... and i tried to kill myself... but then i'm thinking about (some) people who care for me...and they would be pretty fucked up if i kill myself.. so that's why i don't do it... but if they weren't around i wasn't here anymore... on this sucky planet...

sorry for my englisch.. i live in holland....

08 Feb 2002 orc love here goes nuthin.

takes lots of psychedelic drugs & listen to _skinny puppy_ while you are struggling with alcoholism & school & wiping your dying dad's anus. then take over the maximum dosage of prozac so that you get long-term brain damage that causes psychomotor agitation (twitching) to add to your general drug abuse caused psychotic presence. and your damn psychiatrist is such a pussy that she doesn't want to talk about your lucid nightmares (hell she doesn't even inform you that they were caused by the prozac -- so you think you're even more fuct than you are). ok where was i?

want more later? self-injury and tattoos and not knowing how to say no to nasty hoes or even dudes, and trying to write an autobiography oh my! damn this better be anonymous. peace kids, i gotta go to class & swim a couple laps too.

08 Feb 2002 Lucy C PS- It's very nippy noodles today!

08 Feb 2002 renit you have no reason to do this at 13... you haven't lived life... at least let someone kill you instead

06 Feb 2002 Marian I used to feel suicidal but realized the way things go in my life I would only mess it up and either be in more pain than I'm in or be a vegetable for the rest of my life. I wouldn't want to live the rest of my life like that so I got a good religious counsellor and he's been helping me with my problems. It really does help

05 Feb 2002 screw u By selling your soul to me.... I'll pay a LOT for it.

05 Feb 2002 maus haus Be a naughty boy! A lot of people on this site are very naughty, and need a little spanky.

05 Feb 2002 jo hill i definitely think reading entries here will delay some people and make them really think about what they're planning to do. it also helps relieve the isolation, which is a big HUGE part of the problem. i think the sheer gamut of postings (hysterical, ranting, angry, sad, all ages....) makes one realize that it's a pervasive, complex, far-reaching issue and deserves respect, even from one suicidal person to another. it can validate peoples' feelings of isolation and hopelessness. any dialogue is better than none. that being said, i also respect one's right to commit suicide. if it is a cry for help, it should be botched. if it really is a suicide, it should be done right. it's hard to get good information from an anonymous (ie non-judgmental) source.
also, as a footnote, i think that the actual 'planning ' of the suicide can have a calming effect. the more detailed the better. it gives a person a sense of control over their destiny or future, which of course is absent from any other aspect of life. if one recognizes that one can control one's own death, maybe one has more control over life than previously thought? or two?

05 Feb 2002 jon D Hey, nutmeg girl, your e mail address isn't valid. I tried to e mail you but it didn't work. please post here again with info, please.

05 Feb 2002 choke on a happy meal toy

05 Feb 2002 alli i think you should be at least 12 before you decide to kill yourself. however, if i was a young person, i would slit my wrists and throat. overdosing would be easier though

03 Feb 2002 doktor hans Pretend to be a witch. Some1 will tie you up & take u to the nearest volcano. they will throw u in and poof! you have your suicide!

03 Feb 2002 why was I born? Be me and live my life.

03 Feb 2002 nico grow up

02 Feb 2002 Lucy Cortina Well well well... I see there's been a few dog fights here. Deary me. Honestly, this is a civilised website, you should be ashamed of yourselves!
No jokes today Mouchette, sorry. I need to put my thinking cap on and come up with something. Can't have you dying on us now, can I? Something funny I saw on Tv last night though: there was this talkshow about sexual 'experiences'. A man was on, claiming his g/friend chained him to a bed with handcuffs. She then came in with some baby oil, and hit him on the ass, saying "You naughty boy!!" then when he turned around to look, it was his girlfriend's mum! hahaha

02 Feb 2002 (this is irrelevant) It is my belief that that boy who flew a light aircraft into the sky scraper had been looking at this site before doing so. I've looked through these miserable sad pages, and seen a few times suggestions of flying planes into buildings and so on. How do you sleep at night mouchette? huh? knowing that this website provides a mine of ideas and information to the whole world. how would you feel if you caused something terrible to happen cos of publishing these sick sick ideas? huh u wanka? what if someone decided to go and shoot all the kids in their school cos of reading it on here? one thing for sure i'm gonna report this site to a lot of people. i bet you've already had a lot of complaints. and so u should. u won't get away with this, sickman!

02 Feb 2002 S.Oppy Lucky that my breasts are small and humble, so you don't confuse them with mountains.

02 Feb 2002 Francine I bet that 95% of you in here are all from the US, right? It's not hard to see that. Who else would whitter on and on about 'society this... society that...' bla bla... and it's obviously easy to get yr hands on a gun in america. so why don't u try live in the Uk, Australia, France, Germany.. and so on? That'd be a better solution i reckon. now i'm not sayin that life in the Uk (where i live) is a box of chocolates cos it ain't. but i think the pace of life over here is slower, which may be the reason why our suicide rate is considerably lower than the US. don't get me wrong - i'm no racist, but obviously there's a difference.

02 Feb 2002 The Real Mouchette Just to let you know who the Real Boss Here is, I even publish some crap from people pretending to be me (see below). No, I'm not closing down my site. Not in the near future.
And as long as Lucy Cortina writes her daily story, I shall want to live one more day to know what she will write next.

I want to remind every reader of the Suicide Kit board that everything here is published by hand by someone who reads it, occasionally corrects some typos and puts it online (or not). Ok?
And this person is Me: The Real Mouchette.

02 Feb 2002 The boss here Just to let you all know, I will be closing down my site within the next 2 months. What do you think of that, Lucy Cortina? I would like to say I am very pleased with the success of my website these past few years, but the time has come for me to move on. THANKYOU ALL!!!
LOTS OF LOVE, MOUCHETTE, XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX.

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Date	Name/email Nom/email	What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13? Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
08 Feb 2002	Someone	...the last year was pretty fucked up for me.... and i tried to kill myself... but then i'm thinking about (some) people who care for me...and they would be pretty fucked up if i kill myself.. so that's why i don't do it... but if they weren't around i wasn't here anymore... on this sucky planet... sorry for my englisch.. i live in holland....
08 Feb 2002	orc love	here goes nuthin. takes lots of psychedelic drugs & listen to _skinny puppy_ while you are struggling with alcoholism & school & wiping your dying dad's anus. then take over the maximum dosage of prozac so that you get long-term brain damage that causes psychomotor agitation (twitching) to add to your general drug abuse caused psychotic presence. and your damn psychiatrist is such a pussy that she doesn't want to talk about your lucid nightmares (hell she doesn't even inform you that they were caused by the prozac -- so you think you're even more fuct than you are). ok where was i? want more later? self-injury and tattoos and not knowing how to say no to nasty hoes or even dudes, and trying to write an autobiography oh my! damn this better be anonymous. peace kids, i gotta go to class & swim a couple laps too.
08 Feb 2002	Lucy C	PS- It's very nippy noodles today!
08 Feb 2002	renit	you have no reason to do this at 13... you haven't lived life... at least let someone kill you instead
06 Feb 2002	Marian	I used to feel suicidal but realized the way things go in my life I would only mess it up and either be in more pain than I'm in or be a vegetable for the rest of my life. I wouldn't want to live the rest of my life like that so I got a good religious counsellor and he's been helping me with my problems. It really does help
05 Feb 2002	screw u	By selling your soul to me.... I'll pay a LOT for it.
05 Feb 2002	maus haus	Be a naughty boy! A lot of people on this site are very naughty, and need a little spanky.
05 Feb 2002	jo hill	i definitely think reading entries here will delay some people and make them really think about what they're planning to do. it also helps relieve the isolation, which is a big HUGE part of the problem. i think the sheer gamut of postings (hysterical, ranting, angry, sad, all ages....) makes one realize that it's a pervasive, complex, far-reaching issue and deserves respect, even from one suicidal person to another. it can validate peoples' feelings of isolation and hopelessness. any dialogue is better than none. that being said, i also respect one's right to commit suicide. if it is a cry for help, it should be botched. if it really is a suicide, it should be done right. it's hard to get good information from an anonymous (ie non-judgmental) source. also, as a footnote, i think that the actual 'planning ' of the suicide can have a calming effect. the more detailed the better. it gives a person a sense of control over their destiny or future, which of course is absent from any other aspect of life. if one recognizes that one can control one's own death, maybe one has more control over life than previously thought? or two?
05 Feb 2002	jon D	Hey, nutmeg girl, your e mail address isn't valid. I tried to e mail you but it didn't work. please post here again with info, please.
05 Feb 2002		choke on a happy meal toy
05 Feb 2002	alli	i think you should be at least 12 before you decide to kill yourself. however, if i was a young person, i would slit my wrists and throat. overdosing would be easier though
03 Feb 2002	doktor hans	Pretend to be a witch. Some1 will tie you up & take u to the nearest volcano. they will throw u in and poof! you have your suicide!
03 Feb 2002	why was I born?	Be me and live my life.
03 Feb 2002	nico	grow up
02 Feb 2002	Lucy Cortina	Well well well... I see there's been a few dog fights here. Deary me. Honestly, this is a civilised website, you should be ashamed of yourselves! No jokes today Mouchette, sorry. I need to put my thinking cap on and come up with something. Can't have you dying on us now, can I? Something funny I saw on Tv last night though: there was this talkshow about sexual 'experiences'. A man was on, claiming his g/friend chained him to a bed with handcuffs. She then came in with some baby oil, and hit him on the ass, saying "You naughty boy!!" then when he turned around to look, it was his girlfriend's mum! hahaha
02 Feb 2002	(this is irrelevant)	It is my belief that that boy who flew a light aircraft into the sky scraper had been looking at this site before doing so. I've looked through these miserable sad pages, and seen a few times suggestions of flying planes into buildings and so on. How do you sleep at night mouchette? huh? knowing that this website provides a mine of ideas and information to the whole world. how would you feel if you caused something terrible to happen cos of publishing these sick sick ideas? huh u wanka? what if someone decided to go and shoot all the kids in their school cos of reading it on here? one thing for sure i'm gonna report this site to a lot of people. i bet you've already had a lot of complaints. and so u should. u won't get away with this, sickman!
02 Feb 2002	S.Oppy	Lucky that my breasts are small and humble, so you don't confuse them with mountains.
02 Feb 2002	Francine	I bet that 95% of you in here are all from the US, right? It's not hard to see that. Who else would whitter on and on about 'society this... society that...' bla bla... and it's obviously easy to get yr hands on a gun in america. so why don't u try live in the Uk, Australia, France, Germany.. and so on? That'd be a better solution i reckon. now i'm not sayin that life in the Uk (where i live) is a box of chocolates cos it ain't. but i think the pace of life over here is slower, which may be the reason why our suicide rate is considerably lower than the US. don't get me wrong - i'm no racist, but obviously there's a difference.
02 Feb 2002	The Real Mouchette	Just to let you know who the Real Boss Here is, I even publish some crap from people pretending to be me (see below). No, I'm not closing down my site. Not in the near future. And as long as Lucy Cortina writes her daily story, I shall want to live one more day to know what she will write next. I want to remind every reader of the Suicide Kit board that everything here is published by hand by someone who reads it, occasionally corrects some typos and puts it online (or not). Ok? And this person is Me: The Real Mouchette.
02 Feb 2002	The boss here	Just to let you all know, I will be closing down my site within the next 2 months. What do you think of that, Lucy Cortina? I would like to say I am very pleased with the success of my website these past few years, but the time has come for me to move on. THANKYOU ALL!!! LOTS OF LOVE, MOUCHETTE, XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX.