Date	Name/email Nom/email	What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13? Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
02 Feb 2002	Miss vagina	Be the angry man that shouted at Britney spears, claiming that she says "baby, dont u wanna have sex with me?" in 'slave 4 u'. only to find out that she just says "baby, dont you wanna dance upon me?". Too late, you attacked her and got squashed by that great big oaf she has for a security guard. Death is instant.
01 Feb 2002	go baby	Never return from an "out of body experience". that's sooo easy, yeah? i've had almost 6 OOB experiences.
01 Feb 2002	just don't	The best way? well i can't answer that but i do know many ways. that's not why i am here. i am here to tell u that Jesus' second coming is almost upon us. He will return in a blaze of glory to the mount of olives. The whole world will see him. The armies will all be gathered around the holy land. he will throw out all the 'religious freaks' and the ppl that are really truly evil. he will save US ALL. so don't kill urself, or u will never be able to experience the glory of jesus!
01 Feb 2002	S.T.H.	hey u Lucy Cortina, ur really really funny! i nearly choked laffing at all ur posts! keep it up wont u. also good that u provoked a personal reaction from mouchette, well done! as to question of suicide, i would just jump off a very tall building.
01 Feb 2002	Matty.	If u ask me, killing yourself wouldn't really do it for me. I mean what happens after suicide, i think you should do something exciting, say a minor kidnapping. I mean you are gonna kill yourself so why not. Or if you like me, i was gonna kill myself and i told this girl about it, and ever since then, life's been great, she's always doing shit for me. It's so cool, anyway if you wanna kill yourself go ahead, but think why not enjoy life instead of giving up, it could pay off, Something could happen and your life could be good again.
01 Feb 2002	Mark Bennett	Hi! Mouchette. I'm not very worried about who reads anything that I may write down. If a person is going to kill themselves, then nothing you or I say will change any of that. I say do if your going to or shut up about it! Most of those people only want some body to pay attention to them and sometimes bad attention is better than none at all! And perhaps I'm dead now too! And if so, who will shed tears for me? Only the earth will weep for me. While I'm still alive; Find me at: whiteblood44@yahoo.com Yours. Mark Bennett
31 Jan 2002	Liz_high_goddess	i think it would be interesting to try to overdose on nutmeg. the spice, nutmeg, can get you very high in small amounts, but claims are made that it can be fatal. Since i have never heard of anyone dying from ingesting nutmeg, i don't know if this claim is valid. But it would be worth a shot, cause if it didn't work, you'd just be really stoned. That canister of regular ground nutmeg in the spice cabinet should do nicely. i have used nutmeg. it does get you high, but it might make your eyes a little red for an hour or so. so be careful, 'cause people will think you use pot. it wouldn't however show up on any drug test and it's legal, so i do it at work. i am hoping my boss will ask me to take a drug test. this would be very funny to me. if you want advice on using nutmeg, e-mail me. if you try this because of me, e-mail me. if you'd like to know ways of making it not taste bad, e-mail me. enjoy nutmeg: another great plant from mother nature!
30 Jan 2002	chris	hey ppl i wrote some shit on the site a while back and i just want to say that im not killing my self b/c i have more to live for. bye bye for now any girls that want to talk plz email me and ill help u to the best of my ability
30 Jan 2002	fucked up bitch	when ur like me death is just a part of life, i don't care anymore about anything. but death, now that's something worth thinking about. u see self improvement like masturbation gets you nowhere but self destruction it's worth it. i wrote this, it just sees what i feel: Death by Obsession Darkness in me Fills my mind heart and soul, It has my spirit trapped In a prison of burning hell With my soul rotting by that same plague My body resembles only death, And as the darkness grows So does the obsession, And so I long to die On this hell called earth, I bleed My fears disappear, There's no more pain Death is here.
30 Jan 2002	Amanda Ridgeway	Well, i have slit my wrists with a razor and it didn't really hurt... I broke apart a double bladed shaving razor and use those blades because they cut really deep and don't hurt. You are already gone by the time realize how deep you cut yourself... well not in my case unfortunately... but I also overdosed on about 130 iron pills... they will take you out faster than some pills because of the way the iron hits your bloodstream... it is easier to obtain razors and pills when you are under 13 because your parents most likely don't keep tabs on you... and the tiny razors are easier to hide than knives...
30 Jan 2002	(insert mildly amusing name here)	During you designated lunch period wander over to the nearest lunch table, climb to the top proclaim you are the one and only GOD then proceed to pull out your trusty 18" machete, or Charlie as I call mine, and test your self decapitation skills (be sure not to forget to aim for the cheerleaders uniforms when bleeding to death).
29 Jan 2002	M	I think when I was 13 I tried a cocktail of drugs which I found around the house. I tidied my room just after I'd taken them and went to sleep. I woke up the next morning with no effects of any of the pills. So I tried again that night. It took ages to swallow so many little pills and I knocked it all back with beer. When I woke up again the morning after I realised that God or whatever has decided to punish me by not even getting out of my life. People around me keep dieing but I never get chosen. I'm not too depressed. I have friends and ambition and my family don't want for money. The thing is... I really suck at life. I'm really bad at it. And if you don't like something in your life you can drop out or quit or something. So why shouldn't I throw away the whole thing??? Anyway this is all dull. I think I'm going to try and kill myself. But I don't know how. I guess I'll try pills again but what I'd like to do is get a gun and fire it into my mouth but I have no idea how to do that. All the other options seem a little unreliable, you know????
28 Jan 2002	meghan	i don't know, when i was 13 i was wondering the same thing myself. i wish someone would give actual advice instead of just "how could you?" or some shit like that. anyway... on to another instructional page
27 Jan 2002	-----	Actually, I've attempted suicide about 12 times and I was thinking if you would like some help with your page or if you have any questions then email me at Softball_Ace13@hotmail.com I loved this page so Keep in touch eh? oh if i don't respond then you know why.
27 Jan 2002	Lucy Cortina	Well I am quite flattered. Thanx! Happy Birthday (I'm not sure I believe it's your birthday - why would you want to be looking at our sad posts when it is your birthday? You should be having a party and dressing as a stuffed olive like I did) As a matter of interest how old are you? I'd say you are older than me. I'm 16. Anyway, gotta go now - dad is cooking, and I can smell smoke! XXX
27 Jan 2002	Guardian	Me again, I just wanted to let you all know, the only reason I came here in the first place was to figure out a less painful way kill myself. Cutting yourself deep enough to actually do any damage is a lot harder than one would think, unless you have an extremely sharp knife. Anyway... I just found an amusing poem, thought I'd share it : Razors pain you, rivers are dammed Acid stains you, drugs cause cramp Guns aren't lawful, nooses give Gas smells awful! you might as well live. How true. Someone come shoot up my school, so I don't have to do it myself, how about you, oh ye suicidal 13 year old nut?
27 Jan 2002	The boss here	Lucy Cortina darling, This board is updated only once a week or so, although I read it everyday. So if you want want to make me laugh, please keep posting everyday, if you want to make all the visitors laugh, just post once a week. It is my birthday today and I am god to this site, so I may break all rules, even my own, that's why I updated your postings before the rest. -1* they really made me laugh, and I wished I'd been close to suicide so that they would have saved my life. -2* you didn't mention any email so you didn't need to receive the automated message for the suicide board participants in a weekly group sending as I usually do, and I wanted to publish your postings on the spot, this is why you thought for a moment you were the only one to post. But you're not. It's always quite busy here, several postings per day. -3*answering someone on the suicide board is something I never ever did before, but since it's my birthday today, I wanted to do something unusual. -4* -----*bisous*-----
27 Jan 2002	Lucy Cortina	By the way, am I the only one posting on this site at the moment? I really love to see the sometimes funny posts of others who are only half there.
27 Jan 2002	george	Thank you for your help no joke im 58 and had to find a way i would really do it
27 Jan 2002	Alice	the EASY BAKE OVEN!!!! (a.k.a fry yourself over a lightbulb)

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