| Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form. |
| Date |
Name/email Nom/email |
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13? Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans? |
| 07 Jun 2002 | Lucy Cortina | I was watching TV today..that awful Britney Spears song came on. She was sat on the edge of a cliff, looking as if she was about to commit suicide. I was thinking "don't do it! if you go, we'll never have anything to measure good music against crap music if you do!" I expect the rest of the world were all thinking "just do it!". But I'm a sensitive soul, in between my selfish surgery urges. I don't like to stand on snails if I can help it. Anyway, it was the Britney song where she says she's not a girl - but she's not a woman. Eh? So she's a man then? At first the camera hovered around her tits amd face, which I avoided looking directly at, for fear that the evil subliminal messages there would brainwash me. Then it showed a fire... god I hate her. |
| 07 Jun 2002 | k | i would like to make a comment: when i am at rock bottom and i can't see light, the more morbid and crude thoughts and ideas can bring a smile to my face and help me get through another day. On really bad days, i call my mother and discuss how i am going to die and my funeral... including who gets and invitation and who gets kicked out by the bouncers i'm using as ushers. |
| 07 Jun 2002 | k | when i was thirteen, i just walked into the bathroom and took every pill in the medicine cabinet, i am now 30 and still looking for my way out of all this pain. |
| 07 Jun 2002 | Arixxx | s'intoxiquer à l'hélium |
| 06 Jun 2002 | Lucy Cortina | The life according to Alex? Aka Big Brother? I don't think so... Yes I did get some of my 'stories' from a book.. but improvised on them and indeed changed them for the better. Plus I made up most of them on my own. Some inspiration did come from a book. But not the life of Alex or summat (?) Anyways, shouldn't you be dead by now? |
| 06 Jun 2002 | Xia | Overdosing on painkillers, like asprin, or advil. |
| 05 Jun 2002 | fuck you it happens tomorrow | the best way to kill yourself is to live till you're 26, find a girl you love, give her all you have, move away from your family, live for her and then one day find out she does not love you, she wants to end it, so late one night when she's sleeping and your at work, take out your gun and shoot yourself on main stage for the cleaning crew to find you |
| 05 Jun 2002 | ... | FUCK IF I KNEW I WOULD BE DEAD |
| 04 Jun 2002 | billy the freak | (1) so i jumped on a bus the other day, i felt ill to think of all the strange people i would sit next to on this long ride. i came to a man about seven seats back that smelled of gasoline and dirt. he had a sign around his neck that said our savior is coming. to think and i'm not ready! if would have known i would've got my cat to make some potato salad. i asked him if i could sit down or is this seat saved for jesus. he simply scoffed at me and focused his gaze on the world outside the bus. i sat in the seat behind him. the tint on the windows made the bright shiny people pale or was it the fact that i was finally leaving town? i grew up here. i learned all the important values here. to leave now would be different, it would be some type of evil. fuck no, i'm glad i'm leaving, this city makes me sick. the bus is pretty empty so i think i will take a nap and dream of something great. |
| 04 Jun 2002 | JAMES DOWNER | I myself am not 13 years of age I am 26. However i have been on a suicide mission for about 10 years. I decided that after about 6 very sincere tries, not one thing has been effective. So now I always bathe with major electrical appliances, accept rides from old men driving chevrolet vans, I've been corresponding with all my favorite serial/spree killers, fucking everything with a hole, and the dirtier the sex the better. Never take advise from your mother, because running with scissors is a bloody fun time! |
| 04 Jun 2002 | kirstin | slowly reduce eating food, until you are down to nothing, then just starve do death, good idea and it's not that painful (my opinion, i'm doing it) |
| 02 Jun 2002 | LucyH8r | Ok ppl let me tell u summat about Lucy Cortina aka pain up da ass. U c here in the uk we hav a book called The World According 2 Alex, don't we Lucy? U c kids, Lucy here obviously has no life, as all she does is sit at home in front of the computer copying passages out of this book. Trust me ive read it. Lucy, u really r not original, isnt ure own life exciting enuff? Come on girl get ure head outta ure own ass and leave us suicidal ppl 2 die in peace, ok? |
| 02 Jun 2002 | Ok, hey kids i'd just like 2 tell u sumthin about lucy cortina aka annoying slag. Well, u c, im from england and here we hav a book called The World According 2 Alex. I hav read this book and i hav come 2 the conclusion everythin lucy types is copied from afore mentioned book. LUCY U R SAD. It aint big and it aint clever, and it certainly aint original. Wat, r u really so sad this is all u do all day? IT'S LAME!!!!! |
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| 01 Jun 2002 | Pepe | Maybe laughing, put a feather in your S.Kit |
| 31 May 2002 | tiffany | hang myself in my tree house drown slepping pills shot ur self slice ur wrist |
| 31 May 2002 | Fuck you 'fuckoff' | Fuck you "fuck off" what makes you so special? "no one's been through what I have" How the fuck do you know? People have probably been through a shit load more than you have, so get off your high horse, "I know what it's like to be truly depressed" Do you really think you're the only one? Fuck you. |
| 31 May 2002 | Crazy Bob | The best way to kill youself is to hang yourself. It works most of the time. It worked when my friend did it. He was found hanging on the back of the door in his room. He was 12 years old and he felt that was the only way he could have a better life. |
| 30 May 2002 | jeremy | my dada is such an asshole. he doesn't get that he makes my life shit everyone knows since he shouts at me a lot like i'm just a roboshit. HE CAN"T GET IT! help me, i wanna die because i really can't stand him. but i want him to go to hell when i die. |
| 30 May 2002 | hayden kuczborski | slit wrists (skife, ice, water) electrocution (bath of water, electric appliance) |
| 28 May 2002 | Brenna | well i say if you are gonna kill yourself do it the coolest way: skin yourself and rip our all of your veins then when you're done, just poke out your eyes and shoot yourself in the head. At least if i was gonna do it then that's how i would do it. And let someone watch you do it or have them do it to you. |
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