Date	Name/email Nom/email	What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13? Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
19 Jun 2002	Go figure	Here is a way to die. Wait until Lucy is older and even more used up then she already is and sleep with her. God only knows what she has or worse yet wait until her breast are hanghing REAL low and see what a sight that is. That will kill anyone. See how many guys want her sorry self then. SHE has no class.
19 Jun 2002	LH	Tell Lucy to take a class on how to be a lady. SHe is PATHETIC!!!!!!!!! Sounds like she is way used up
18 Jun 2002	depressed but not enough	there's a lot of wrist cutting .. but the easiest way is to put a knife to your neck... go about an inch deep and slice across... if you cut the jugular vein you'll bleed out pretty quickly ..faster than if you slice your wrists... if you cut the carotid artery.. even better you'll pass out from the lack of blood to the brain in seconds ... you'll die later but you won't feel it... If you're really lucky you'll cut both... after a minute or two there's no bringing you back. As far as pain is concerned .. i don't know.. obviously i've never tried it
18 Jun 2002	death666	The best way to kill ur self would be to let an elephant or giraffe fuck u up the ass, and since their penises r so huge they should be able to split u in half very easily.
18 Jun 2002	Kandhi	Live til you're about 20, when you've worked out how shit life can really be then stay up late one night and think about all the things you hate about your life. Then visit your local 24 hour bottle-o and buy about 4 bottles of vodka (don't bother with the cola or any other mixer in that case). Go home and find yourself a trusty schooner and knock yourself out. Alcohol poisoning will kill you if you're man enough to drink enough and you'll have a damn fine time trying.
18 Jun 2002	who cares	does anyone know how many sleeping pills u have to take before u can commit suicide successfully...? someone help me please... and does anyone have any good ideas for a suicide note..?
18 Jun 2002	Eric (can's say my last name or email)	Suicide is a good way to neutralize negative feelings. We are all dying suicide is simply activating efficiency. The best way to do this would be to wait until you parents go out to dinner some night, then you are all alone, next you will need slow and sad music to make your emotions prompt you to suicide. This method requires alcohol, if no traditional liquor is handy try vanilla extract or some other cooking extract, the alcohol content is sufficient, then assuming you are under 130 lbs take 15-20 asprine and mix it with the extract, both are depressants and will aggravate each other. It is important to have at least 10 oz of extract. After taking the concoction find a safe place to hide and wait until you pass out and eventually within an hour or two you will die.
18 Jun 2002	MoonCatcher	Curios, After you die, you begin to decompose. The most painless way seems to be a gunshot wound (make sure you do it right!) or maybe getting hit by the Amtrak. I don't know why we exist. I think existence is a big experiment. We exist to see how long we can exist.
18 Jun 2002	HAVE had it	Where can I buy A gun and what type do I use? Will they sell you a gun if you have been treated for a psych problems?
18 Jun 2002	The Bible is a fairytale	Cut your wrist along the vein not across it, you die quicker and there is very little chance of being 'Saved'
17 Jun 2002	kacey	to get ahold of a gun and there she blows.
17 Jun 2002	Hugh G. Rection	Some Cool Ways To Die: Roll an M-80 up in some papers and smoke that shit up Grease up your asshole, go sit on top of a flag pole while doing the splits, and get people to attach ropes to both of your ankles. Have a contest to see who can climb to the top fastest. Go to Ethiopia and drive around in an ice cream truck, honking at everyone you see and ringing that goddamn bell. If that didn't work, punch a gorilla then run with a banana hanging out your ass. Become pen pals with the uni-bomber and demand that he sends you a package for your birthday present. Bite Mike Tyson's ear. (For Girls) Become OJ Simpson's girlfriend, then cheat on him. Put on a big fake black beard and dress up like Osama Bin Laden, then go to New York City and dance around the street like an idiot. Tell everyone that you are Osama Bin Laden. Try one of the stunts that you see on the show "Jackass". Go on a roller coaster with scissors then cut the straps after the ride starts. Dress up like a KKK member then go Martin Luther King Jr. Blvd. (There is one of these streets in every big city) Go up to some black people and say "What's up my niggers." Bring a flamethrower to the gas station, and stick it into one of the pumps and ignite it. Create a website asking the best way to kill yourself, then become famous and go on television about it, and write a book about it that sells millions of copies.
17 Jun 2002	Michaele	Run in front of a car, and if that doesn't work, jump out of a high window
17 Jun 2002	Curios	I have a few questions for mouchette 1. After death what happens? 2. What is the most painless way to commit suicide? 3. Is there any particular reason why we exist? If mouchette or anyone knows the answer to any of these questions please post ASAP. Thanks signed Curios
16 Jun 2002	Nurse Betty	I can tell you if this is not a cry for help? (Suicide being a permanent solution to a temporary problem) Then there are several sure fire ways to insure success! You can Overdose on Tylenol... AT least 175 to 200 extra strength tabs. THEN comes the hard part. Don't tell anyone for at least 48-72 hrs. By then it's too late to save you. Chaining yourself to 100 lb weight and jumping with it over a boat in deep water when no one is watching. IF you have a gun you need to make sure you hit the base of the brain. WAY too many people fail in this attempt and become veggies (What part of the vegetable can't you eat? Answer below). SO if you shoot yourself aim for the base of the brain, not the temple. Once the base is gone, nothing left to keep body alive. The garbage bag over the head is also effective, IF no one finds you in time to save you. (Answer: The Wheelchair). I'm a nurse and I have taken care of numerous misses in the suicide game. Thinking about writing a book to help you depressed people out with this bad Karma!
16 Jun 2002	ima demonn	Take as many over the counter drugs as you can find and crush them all into powder. Then takes this powder and add it to boiling water bring back to a boil then simmer. After the powder is disolved let cool and drink and have a wonderful death. Remember you want die if you call for help or let anyone know what you are doing this is important to remember, thank you.
16 Jun 2002	David Elswick	Is it just me... or does anyone else seem to think that the methods to killing ourselves should be similar both above and under the age of 13? First of all, I would like to criticize nearly all of the previous posters for writing the WORST ways to kill yourselves. (both above and under the age of 13) Luckily for you, I am here to enlighten you. Those who claim they can't seem to kill themselves successfully are not "failures" at attempted suicide at all. Funny that someone who would fail at life seems to continue failing even while attempting suicide. There is a psychological reason for this. Deep down inside, they still want to live. They have botched the suicide because they have not really tried. Think about it... if you want to die would you shoot yourself in the head or swallow 50 aspirins. Shoot yourself in the fucking head! No shit. 95 % of suicide attempts are ridiculously lame and prove this point. Kurt Cobain obviously wanted to die. Layne Staley (RIP my man) wanted to die. (his girlfriend died which resulted in his depression thereafter) Jimi Hendrix wanted to die. Jim Morrison wanted to die. My friend Ashley wanted to die. That is why they are all dead now. Please do not claim that you want to die.. if you are still alive! It's that simple. It makes sense too. See? Exactly. Now that we have that all cleared up.... I want to add that death is not a bad thing. It's really underrated. Religion is here to scare us. It's unfortunate that we are taught to believe death is a bad thing. It's even more unfortunate that our lives are controlled by religion. What comes after death? Nothing. To say anything differently would contradict the obvious fact that one cannot explain what they have not experienced. There is no better term to explain what comes after death than simply "Nothing".. I strongly believe that everyone should have the right to experience death at any time they choose fit. It should be stated in the constitution. This is my opinion and you can actually e-mail me if you are interested in discussing why I feel this way. Finally I would like to tell you the best way to kill yourself... Keeping in mind that I have chosen a method that anyone can use, to provide a convenient and efficient death to any who seek it. This also applies to those over 13! (I haven't left you out) MDMA (also known as Ecstacy) is one of the most phenomenal chemicals I have ever experienced in my life. I recommend taking 1 of these pills. (no more is necessary due to the fact that the desired effect does not increase with dosage) After you take this pill, I want you to experience your favorite music (or other favorite activity) because I feel that everyone living should experience this before death. After you have fulfilled this task, you must think about your whole life. Then, think about all of those who have died. The final task is simply to load a pistol and point the end between your eyes. Make sure that it is aimed directly between your eyes and hold it here firmly for 1 minute. When you are sure you can remain stable enough to shoot, you can pull the trigger. I guarantee if you do this correctly you will not fail. I know no other quicker or safer method than this. Thank you for reading this, and I feel the pain you have endured in life. I too am depressed, and I respect you for enduring it along with me. I respect your decision to die, and you can die knowing that it is your decision and only yours to decide death. Do not fear death, but embrace it as a child who is experiencing something new. Trust me and believe what you know is true and just.
16 Jun 2002	chtitegaudnete	dénuder un fil, renverser une bassine sous ses pieds nus, faire une prière et brancher... adios!
15 Jun 2002	natalie	turn the house on fire... when everyone is sleeping just light a candle and just accidently drop it beside the curtains. then you run to bed and try to fall asleep... ok I'm not sure this will work but it will if youre willing to kill your parents and if the firemen don't show up on time... The other thing you could do is stand on the railroad just when the train is coming... you'll die in a few seconds I PROMISE... :)
14 Jun 2002	Lost	I'd rather be shot in the face five times then have my love be sent away stabbed in the back 26 times till i couldn't feel myself loose my legs my arms to stay with my love theres no happiness in pain denial for what i would have done my fault i take for what i couldnt make this to be all i can do is sit here and cry why while she leaves i can't even see my eyes fade away with the rest of me no fear to shoot a thousand men i love my .... amen my lord why why

Prev    Much more than this....    Next

1 2 3 4 5 ... 586 587 588

Famous users search: Lucy Cortina   Chris   Mackellar   Felicia   Joe Lee   Billy   Phil   will snow   Enzyme