What is the best way to commit suicide when you're under 13?

Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.

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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?

29 Oct 2002 You are sick for putting this add up

28 Oct 2002 Jeff The funny thing about that is I had the same experience happened to me earlier. I went online seeing if anyone was worth talking to and low and behold there was no one(at least worth talking to0. I had the luxury of spending most of my day watching my roommate's evil disgusting girlfriend drool on herself. I have to call the zoo because I think I have their escaped gorilla here.

27 Oct 2002 Kimberley They're is no best way. I've tried a lot of things: diazepam overdoses, antidepressants, paracetamol, cutting my throat, and wrists, hanging. But i'm still here, in this fuckin hell. i've been trying to kill myself since i was 13, i'm now 16! My advice to anyone out there, who want to die, is to fuck off out of your life, and start a new life, and forget about the old you. Then if you can't and you still wanna die, the best way is heroin overdose... but make sure no one is about to save you.
Hope i've helped, good luck. hope you can live, but if life is too painful, what kinda life is that, init?
SEE YA

27 Oct 2002 ams it is obvious all these 'life is a gift' posts were made by people with privileged lives. you would not understand that life can be SO BAD you are looking forward to the absolutely final end of it. and to the person who said, most people who tried to kill themselves are glad afterwards they failed: why, then, do 78% of people who attempt sucide unsuccessfully attempt again?

26 Oct 2002 Jeanie Ahhh... so billy is under your bed eh? I was wondering where that fucker escaped to. My sexual prowess was too much for him i guess. Decided that he couldn't handle it so he ran away... I have got to change the locks on my closet door.

26 Oct 2002 N oh fuck crap is there n e way to take away your name and email away from your post? i NEED help please please contact me if its possible

26 Oct 2002 Kev Drink until you nearly pass out, with 'Electric Storm' on by U2 and then, with a bottle of paracetamol in your hands, realise that life has a lot more to offer than killing yourself.

25 Oct 2002 Niki I hate myself i want to die, in the words of Kurt.
Amen.
When others hate you and you can't find the reason all you can conclude from it is that you're a horrible person.. and you believe it and you hate yourself too... kill me now... i agree with the vengeful suicide note, but as you're not there to enjoy your revenge there's no point. I LOVED YOU AND I TRUSTED YOU AND YOU BETRAYED ME, BROKE ME, AND TREATED IT AS A JOKE. That's what mine would say. YOU NEVER REALISED, DID YOU? THAT ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS SHUT YOUR MOUTH AND NOT SAY THE WORDS AND I WOULD STILL BE HERE, I'D STILL BE ALIVE. People say intelligence is a blessing. To me it's a fucking curse. How do you feel when you're the brain of a 19-year-old trapped in a six-year old's body? Bored shitless i can tell you. So when i tried to kill myself they all said, she's just a little girl, she doesn't know what she's doing. YES I FUCKING DID! And now at 12 i guess i'm going through what would be my midlife crisis and i want to die, i still do, and goddammit! Grant i will, just you see, and live with the 'joke' for the rest of the life knowing it killed me you bastard.

25 Oct 2002 Mmmm pie lo Bob, want some pie? mmm pie, pie is good for the artery, but too much pie make you bloated and artery go pop, then no more Bob to eat pie yeeeees

Since history began, man has asked the eternal question: What... is the best pie. Tonight we answer that question.. .lets call assistant *pop* who the fuck are you?? 'I am the mysterious chicken' eer want some pie? 'no it's ok thank you.... i am here to kill you all' you sure you dont want pie... its beef pie 'beef hmm..ok...mmmm pie' pie good? 'pie kicks ass mmmm' so why are you mysterious chicken?? 'mmm pie.. err because i can dance' is that all? 'eeer i can... hide.. things.. too..' i can eat pie, more pie?? 'is it beef pie??' No... it's chicken pie you mother fucker now eat pie till you die so i can eat you in a pie

The moral of the story: Aint life so damn ironic

BRING ME PIE

24 Oct 2002 I am the great cornholyo I keep noticing that the more I come... the more people seem to stop coming. I guess some people actually serious about this suicide stuff... eeek. Scary though... nice to know most of you people just talk about religion and poopie... he he. And where the hell did Billy go?

24 Oct 2002 dawn I think that no matter what, everyone deep down doesn't want to kill themself

23 Oct 2002 Doris hey i've got a message from cary peppermint. he says HEY WHAT'S UP!

23 Oct 2002 deadorc breathe. it just takes a while.

23 Oct 2002 Fuck this Goddam Shit!!! Lucy your post on poop was very interesting. What do suicide and poop and religon have in common? Actually this topic has been researched extensively and the results compiled in the Ideology and Religion Shit List:

Agnosticism- What is this shit?

Atheism- I do not believe in this shit?

Baptisim- You are shitting wrong, therefore will be punished

Buddhism- If shit happens it really isn't shit

Calvinism- Man is nothing but shit

Catholicism- Shit happens to you because you are bad

Communism- Everyone's shit is everyone else's shit

Evolution- Shit is getting better all the time

Feminism-Men are shit

Hinduism- This shit is not a religion. It is a way of life.

Islam- If shit happens, it is the will of Allah

Judaism- Why does shit always happen to us?

Lutheranism- Catholicism is shit

Materialism- whoever dies with the most shit wins.

Mormonisim- God sent us this shit

Utilitarianism- Lets make the best of this shit

22 Oct 2002 hmm. swim around in your miserable boredom. either u will get sick of the boredom and then do something different and productive, or u will go the other way (like i have often gone, hehe) and stay in the misery, each and every time getting more and more detailed as the hole of boredom gets longer deeper, and more detailed with thoughts that many would call 'bad' or 'negative' thoughts. (chuckle) hehehehe ooh, this is how i keep myself afloat, in this stransitional spot in the hole, not quite at the bottom or end of it, but for sure miles away from productive/positiveness (well, at least what others would call postive, i call what i am doing now positive, in the way i see it) >:)

22 Oct 2002 SP knowing you're gay in this kind of world

22 Oct 2002 Kyle Do something with a girl... tell everybody you know... then get the livin shit kicked outa ya until ur lungs fill with blood and eventually die from internal bleeding.

21 Oct 2002 HYDRO That's nice to hear Lucy... take care

21 Oct 2002 Katie Jones overdose on pills around the house or take a knife throught the heart. Also there is the stove, the gas from a stove will work. Not to mention suffocation. Oh or lay something heavy on your chest to stop you from breathing. And there is always drowning in the bath tub.

20 Oct 2002 Lucy Cortina Ahh I think I understand what you meant now. A.D.D as in Attention Defficiant Disorder (or something along that line)? My darling, if Lucy wanted attention then she would simply remove her bra.

Seriously though, I am not offended or anything :)

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Date	Name/email Nom/email	What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13? Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
29 Oct 2002		You are sick for putting this add up
28 Oct 2002	Jeff	The funny thing about that is I had the same experience happened to me earlier. I went online seeing if anyone was worth talking to and low and behold there was no one(at least worth talking to0. I had the luxury of spending most of my day watching my roommate's evil disgusting girlfriend drool on herself. I have to call the zoo because I think I have their escaped gorilla here.
27 Oct 2002	Kimberley	They're is no best way. I've tried a lot of things: diazepam overdoses, antidepressants, paracetamol, cutting my throat, and wrists, hanging. But i'm still here, in this fuckin hell. i've been trying to kill myself since i was 13, i'm now 16! My advice to anyone out there, who want to die, is to fuck off out of your life, and start a new life, and forget about the old you. Then if you can't and you still wanna die, the best way is heroin overdose... but make sure no one is about to save you. Hope i've helped, good luck. hope you can live, but if life is too painful, what kinda life is that, init? SEE YA
27 Oct 2002	ams	it is obvious all these 'life is a gift' posts were made by people with privileged lives. you would not understand that life can be SO BAD you are looking forward to the absolutely final end of it. and to the person who said, most people who tried to kill themselves are glad afterwards they failed: why, then, do 78% of people who attempt sucide unsuccessfully attempt again?
26 Oct 2002	Jeanie	Ahhh... so billy is under your bed eh? I was wondering where that fucker escaped to. My sexual prowess was too much for him i guess. Decided that he couldn't handle it so he ran away... I have got to change the locks on my closet door.
26 Oct 2002	N	oh fuck crap is there n e way to take away your name and email away from your post? i NEED help please please contact me if its possible
26 Oct 2002	Kev	Drink until you nearly pass out, with 'Electric Storm' on by U2 and then, with a bottle of paracetamol in your hands, realise that life has a lot more to offer than killing yourself.
25 Oct 2002	Niki	I hate myself i want to die, in the words of Kurt. Amen. When others hate you and you can't find the reason all you can conclude from it is that you're a horrible person.. and you believe it and you hate yourself too... kill me now... i agree with the vengeful suicide note, but as you're not there to enjoy your revenge there's no point. I LOVED YOU AND I TRUSTED YOU AND YOU BETRAYED ME, BROKE ME, AND TREATED IT AS A JOKE. That's what mine would say. YOU NEVER REALISED, DID YOU? THAT ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS SHUT YOUR MOUTH AND NOT SAY THE WORDS AND I WOULD STILL BE HERE, I'D STILL BE ALIVE. People say intelligence is a blessing. To me it's a fucking curse. How do you feel when you're the brain of a 19-year-old trapped in a six-year old's body? Bored shitless i can tell you. So when i tried to kill myself they all said, she's just a little girl, she doesn't know what she's doing. YES I FUCKING DID! And now at 12 i guess i'm going through what would be my midlife crisis and i want to die, i still do, and goddammit! Grant i will, just you see, and live with the 'joke' for the rest of the life knowing it killed me you bastard.
25 Oct 2002	Mmmm pie	lo Bob, want some pie? mmm pie, pie is good for the artery, but too much pie make you bloated and artery go pop, then no more Bob to eat pie yeeeees Since history began, man has asked the eternal question: What... is the best pie. Tonight we answer that question.. .lets call assistant pop who the fuck are you?? 'I am the mysterious chicken' eer want some pie? 'no it's ok thank you.... i am here to kill you all' you sure you dont want pie... its beef pie 'beef hmm..ok...mmmm pie' pie good? 'pie kicks ass mmmm' so why are you mysterious chicken?? 'mmm pie.. err because i can dance' is that all? 'eeer i can... hide.. things.. too..' i can eat pie, more pie?? 'is it beef pie??' No... it's chicken pie you mother fucker now eat pie till you die so i can eat you in a pie The moral of the story: Aint life so damn ironic BRING ME PIE
24 Oct 2002	I am the great cornholyo	I keep noticing that the more I come... the more people seem to stop coming. I guess some people actually serious about this suicide stuff... eeek. Scary though... nice to know most of you people just talk about religion and poopie... he he. And where the hell did Billy go?
24 Oct 2002	dawn	I think that no matter what, everyone deep down doesn't want to kill themself
23 Oct 2002	Doris	hey i've got a message from cary peppermint. he says HEY WHAT'S UP!
23 Oct 2002	deadorc	breathe. it just takes a while.
23 Oct 2002	Fuck this Goddam Shit!!!	Lucy your post on poop was very interesting. What do suicide and poop and religon have in common? Actually this topic has been researched extensively and the results compiled in the Ideology and Religion Shit List: Agnosticism- What is this shit? Atheism- I do not believe in this shit? Baptisim- You are shitting wrong, therefore will be punished Buddhism- If shit happens it really isn't shit Calvinism- Man is nothing but shit Catholicism- Shit happens to you because you are bad Communism- Everyone's shit is everyone else's shit Evolution- Shit is getting better all the time Feminism-Men are shit Hinduism- This shit is not a religion. It is a way of life. Islam- If shit happens, it is the will of Allah Judaism- Why does shit always happen to us? Lutheranism- Catholicism is shit Materialism- whoever dies with the most shit wins. Mormonisim- God sent us this shit Utilitarianism- Lets make the best of this shit
22 Oct 2002		hmm. swim around in your miserable boredom. either u will get sick of the boredom and then do something different and productive, or u will go the other way (like i have often gone, hehe) and stay in the misery, each and every time getting more and more detailed as the hole of boredom gets longer deeper, and more detailed with thoughts that many would call 'bad' or 'negative' thoughts. (chuckle) hehehehe ooh, this is how i keep myself afloat, in this stransitional spot in the hole, not quite at the bottom or end of it, but for sure miles away from productive/positiveness (well, at least what others would call postive, i call what i am doing now positive, in the way i see it) >:)
22 Oct 2002	SP	knowing you're gay in this kind of world
22 Oct 2002	Kyle	Do something with a girl... tell everybody you know... then get the livin shit kicked outa ya until ur lungs fill with blood and eventually die from internal bleeding.
21 Oct 2002	HYDRO	That's nice to hear Lucy... take care
21 Oct 2002	Katie Jones	overdose on pills around the house or take a knife throught the heart. Also there is the stove, the gas from a stove will work. Not to mention suffocation. Oh or lay something heavy on your chest to stop you from breathing. And there is always drowning in the bath tub.
20 Oct 2002	Lucy Cortina	Ahh I think I understand what you meant now. A.D.D as in Attention Defficiant Disorder (or something along that line)? My darling, if Lucy wanted attention then she would simply remove her bra. Seriously though, I am not offended or anything :)