What is the best way to commit suicide when you're under 13?

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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?

20 Oct 2002 ******HYDRO****** Lucy, I hope u didn't take offense to my question... if u did, I didn't mean anything by it... I was just curious... I don't know too much about that disorder either... descriptions of poop r always fun...

20 Oct 2002 Eating to much cakes? That's banal. Try with alcohol. First and last bout of drunkeness

19 Oct 2002 Lucy Cortina HYDRO - I am none the wiser as to the meaning of A.D.D. I could think of plenty of rudie-dudie words with those words, but Lucy is a lady and would never do that.
Right, I want to share with you all a nice little list. It is actually a cover-version, if you get my meaning, although unlike Britney Spears I can actually sing it without miming, whilst dancing at the same time. Here:

The poopie list>>>

Ghost Poopie:
The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet.

Clean Poopie:
The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.

Wet Poopie:
The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it feels unwiped, so you have to out some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you won't ruin them with a stain

Second Wave Poopie:
It happens when you're done poopie-ing and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to poopie some more.

Pop A Vein In Your Forehead Poopie:
The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you pratically have a stroke.

Lincoln Log Poopie:
The kind of poopie that's so HUGH, you're afraid to flush without breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.

Gassey Poopie:
It's so noisy, everyone within earshot is giggling.

Drinkers Poopie:
The kind of poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the tree marks on the bottom of the toilet.

Gee, I Wish I Could Poopie:
It's the kind where you want to poopie, but all you do is sit on the toilet, cramp and fart a few times.

Corn Poopie:
Self-explanatory.

Spinal Tap Poopie:
That's where it hurts so bad coming out, you'd swear it left you sideways.

Wet Cheeks Poopie:
THE POWER DUMP- the kind that comes out of your butt so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water.

Liquid Poopie:
The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out your butt and splashed all over the toilet.

Upper Class Poopie:
The kind of poopie that doesn't smell.

The Surprise Poopie:
You're not even at the toilet, because you are sure you're about to fart, but OOPS.....a poopie!

The Dangling Poopie:
This poopie refuse to drop into the toilet even though you know you are done poopie-ing it. You just pray that a shake or two will cut loose.

The Whiplash Poopie:
The kind where you oush and strain until your eyes are bloodshot, the poopie just starts to come out when OOPS..... it goes back in.

Enjoy darlings!

18 Oct 2002 Phil Pour toi l'idéal est de te jeter de ta fenêtre, tu pourras voir ton nom néon avant de t'écraser.
Fais vite ou fais un autre site

17 Oct 2002 ******HYDRO****** A.D.D is what I meant Lucy... b/t/w I just realized this week that whoever is still living out there is living for a reason... It took someone else's death to make me realize this, and I finally got my lazy ass up and did something productive. Hopefully this will keep me from blowing my brains out anytime soon. Have a nice day everyone!!!

17 Oct 2002 misskathyx dejà répondu a cette question chérie chérie...

17 Oct 2002 Mélody the best is to slow yourself under the train!!!!

17 Oct 2002 Domnic Chezario Jump of a cliff!! Cut ur wrist under water! Drink some rat poison!!! Live on the streets of LA!!! Join a Gang!!! Go call a black man a "Nigger" in the hood!!!! Join AA!!! Join the KKK!!! hmmm...... ok this is a sick web site and i thought i would just have some fun.. No offense meant people!

16 Oct 2002 Nacole Go into the Getto with a radio (that all people can hear) and BLAST David Allan Coe with a Rebel Flag bandana on ur head wearing boots, can't forget the boots .... Someone is sure to shoot you then :)

15 Oct 2002 ******HYDRO****** I thought the same thing before about Mouchette sounds like Machetti. So when I think of this person I picture them walking through the jungle with a machetti. For some reason that word has been appearing in weird places lately. Why do things work out that way? I was just wondering Lucy, do you have add or something?

15 Oct 2002 Cel hm.... interesting i must say you better have a good reason before you do it. I managed to convince myself that this world sucks and that no matter what you do there will always be bad times in it. Suicide comes as a thought and sometimes you even start to believe that you're going to die anyway, why not now. i agree but just make sure you have good motives before you do it. Your life is in your hands use it well if you must know the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13. It would have to depend on the kind of person you are. I can't say what way is best for every person but if you must and you feel like your life will never get any better then remember it is your life.

15 Oct 2002 Trisha overdose pills

15 Oct 2002 Trisha i will never tell you
if you want to kill yourself. first read the bible.
i wouldnt go to hell if i was you.

12 Oct 2002 Gone My father beat me until i was black and blue. He wouldnt stop, and then a bled.

You're the only people who know, because I'll be gone in the next 10 minutes.

11 Oct 2002 aleth get drowned

11 Oct 2002 Curtis In response to "Drug Addict" what do you mean this site is "Gay"? Is that supposed to be good or bad? Being gay is good so it must mean this is a good site. But, you don't sound like that's what you mean. Suicide is good also, so again this must be a good site. If you don't want to be gay or commit suicide then you’re in the wrong place. A lot of kids at 13 are gay and can't handle the social pressure and kill themselves. Since we all die anyway, it is the living that is the actual problem. And to use the screen name "Drug Addict" demonstrates your immaturity. There is an old saying that goes, “people hate most what they see in themselves.”

11 Oct 2002 kso overdose de mouche

11 Oct 2002 EX drug addict ill give you the best way to kill yourself the easyest & most pain free way there is & ever will be (probably) having been a heroin addict for four years (now clean for 1 1/2years) go out & buy yourself a big bag of heroin if this is not possible get some valium or some sort of painkillers that contain codeine etc... & a nice big bottle of vodka, whiskey etc... this is available from most shops :P then get some syringes from a chemist cook the smak up on a spoon using citric acid or lemon juice to break the smak down, then drink the vodka, then inject ALL of the heroin (if you never done smak b4 you wont been alot) no more than £10 worth! once you have injected it (be carefull) sit back Njoy & you wont be waking up (i promise) nearly all of my m8s have died this way, even my dad commited suicide this way, so i know it works :P Njoy hope it helps all you sad fuckers out there, but b4 you do it think of your family & the people who love you, that you will leave behind

11 Oct 2002 justine I AM 13 YEARS OLD... TURING 14 SOON.. AND I DESPRETLY WANTED TO KILL MYSELF TO END MAH LIFE FOE GOOD.. THOUGHT I WHUZ SHIET, I DIDIN'T LOOK GREAT AT ALL (EVEN THOUGH IMA MODEL AND MAH FRIENDS CONSTANTLY TELL MEEH DAT IM BEAUTIFUL), BUT DA GUYZ AT MAH SKOOL ARE SHIETHEADZ DAT HAB NO LIFE! AND DEY MADE MEEH FEEL WORSE.. I WANTED TO SLICE MAH WRIST AGAIN LIKE I DID B4 WIFF A SMALL BOX FULL OF RESPERDAL PILLS (PERSCRIPTION FOE MAH UNCLE) I DID THIS B4.. AND I WANTED TO DO WORSE TODAY DAZ WHY I CAME HERE.. BUT WEN I HEARD YOUR WAYZ OF COMMITING SUICIDE.. I THOUGH..."FUKK MAN THESE ARE STUPID WAYS AND ADVICE! WHAT AM I DOING IN THIS SITE, I WANNA LIVE NOT USE THESE WAYS TO KILL MAHSELF!! WAT ARE THESE PEOPLE THINKING? ARE THEY EVEN THINKING? HAB THEY TRIED THOSE STUNTS B4? (AND IF DEY DID DEY WOULDN'T BE ALIVE TO RECORD THEIR STUNTS..) ITZ LIKE... "UHMMM...HELLLL-LLLOOOOO! OVER HERE! WAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT~?!"

I WANNA SAY THANKS FOE PUTTING UP THIS SITE.. I REALIZED FROM THIS "DISTURBING SITE" THAT THERE SHOULDN'T BE AN EXCUSE TO COMMIT SUICIDE AND THESE ARE WAYZ TO KILL YOURSELF?"JUMP OVER A BUILDING?!?!" IM SORRI BUT JUSS SUM PEOPLE CANT WALK UP 400 STAIRS OR GO UP AN ELEVATOR ALL DA WAY AT DA TOP AND JUS JUMP...?!?!? DAZ TOTALLY INSANE!!
I DUNT WANAN DIE! THANKZ TO YOU! :)

FOE DA PEOPLE WHO ARE READING THIS AND WANTING TO COMMIT SUICIDE... "PLEASE BE STRONG.. CUZ IF A 13 YEAR OLD CAN REALIZE IT U CAN!!!!"
"GOD GAVE YOU THIS LIFE AND YOU SHOULD BE THANKFUL HE BROUGHT U TO THIS WORLD! THERE IS ALWAYS A REASON WHY HE PUT U IN THIS EARTH!"
"AND WEN U DIE... THE PAIN IS NOT GONNA STOP! U THINK GOD WILL SEND YOU TO HEAVEN?! FUKK NO! ALL DA WAY TO HELL, LIKE YOU NEVER IMAGINED!"
"LOVE GOD WITH ALL YOUR MIGHT AND "RESPECT HIM" CUZ YOU KNOE WHY? HE IS THE STRONGEST OUTTA ANY WUNN AT ALL! HE MADE EVERYTHING! AND HE MADE YOU AND LOVES YOU.."
"YOU THINK NO1 LOVES YOU?
GOD DOES! HE LOVES THE WAY YOU LOOK, YOU ACT, YOU DRESS, YOUR ATTITUDE, "YOURSELF" BECAUSE HE MADE YOU WITH HIS OWNSELF!"
"NO1 LOOKS LIKE YOU, THINKS LIKE YOU.. YOU UNIQUE IN YOUR OWN WAY.. HAVE FAITH IN GOD BECUZ HE HAS FAITH IN YOU TO STOP YOUR THINKING OF SUICIDE..."

***** I AM 13, AND I HAVE THE STRENGTH*****

10 Oct 2002 M. Dunno. But I hate it when people say killing yourself is selfish. I think that if you're going to argue that, you should at least add, "But maybe I'm selfish for wanting you to stay alive". It's a terrible world, and if you want to leave, fine, do it, it's you're bloody choice. Don't say that the person committing suicide is hurting their family and friends (though yes, they might be sad they're gone), because if they really didn't want the person to die, they should have done a little more to keep them alive. Perhaps they were busy with their own lives and their own problems, and that's fine. But if this is the case, don't DARE call those who committed suicide selfish.

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Date	Name/email Nom/email	What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13? Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
20 Oct 2002	****HYDRO****	Lucy, I hope u didn't take offense to my question... if u did, I didn't mean anything by it... I was just curious... I don't know too much about that disorder either... descriptions of poop r always fun...
20 Oct 2002		Eating to much cakes? That's banal. Try with alcohol. First and last bout of drunkeness
19 Oct 2002	Lucy Cortina	HYDRO - I am none the wiser as to the meaning of A.D.D. I could think of plenty of rudie-dudie words with those words, but Lucy is a lady and would never do that. Right, I want to share with you all a nice little list. It is actually a cover-version, if you get my meaning, although unlike Britney Spears I can actually sing it without miming, whilst dancing at the same time. Here: The poopie list>>> Ghost Poopie: The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet. Clean Poopie: The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper. Wet Poopie: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it feels unwiped, so you have to out some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you won't ruin them with a stain Second Wave Poopie: It happens when you're done poopie-ing and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to poopie some more. Pop A Vein In Your Forehead Poopie: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you pratically have a stroke. Lincoln Log Poopie: The kind of poopie that's so HUGH, you're afraid to flush without breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush. Gassey Poopie: It's so noisy, everyone within earshot is giggling. Drinkers Poopie: The kind of poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the tree marks on the bottom of the toilet. Gee, I Wish I Could Poopie: It's the kind where you want to poopie, but all you do is sit on the toilet, cramp and fart a few times. Corn Poopie: Self-explanatory. Spinal Tap Poopie: That's where it hurts so bad coming out, you'd swear it left you sideways. Wet Cheeks Poopie: THE POWER DUMP- the kind that comes out of your butt so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water. Liquid Poopie: The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out your butt and splashed all over the toilet. Upper Class Poopie: The kind of poopie that doesn't smell. The Surprise Poopie: You're not even at the toilet, because you are sure you're about to fart, but OOPS.....a poopie! The Dangling Poopie: This poopie refuse to drop into the toilet even though you know you are done poopie-ing it. You just pray that a shake or two will cut loose. The Whiplash Poopie: The kind where you oush and strain until your eyes are bloodshot, the poopie just starts to come out when OOPS..... it goes back in. Enjoy darlings!
18 Oct 2002	Phil	Pour toi l'idéal est de te jeter de ta fenêtre, tu pourras voir ton nom néon avant de t'écraser. Fais vite ou fais un autre site
17 Oct 2002	****HYDRO****	A.D.D is what I meant Lucy... b/t/w I just realized this week that whoever is still living out there is living for a reason... It took someone else's death to make me realize this, and I finally got my lazy ass up and did something productive. Hopefully this will keep me from blowing my brains out anytime soon. Have a nice day everyone!!!
17 Oct 2002	misskathyx	dejà répondu a cette question chérie chérie...
17 Oct 2002	Mélody	the best is to slow yourself under the train!!!!
17 Oct 2002	Domnic Chezario	Jump of a cliff!! Cut ur wrist under water! Drink some rat poison!!! Live on the streets of LA!!! Join a Gang!!! Go call a black man a "Nigger" in the hood!!!! Join AA!!! Join the KKK!!! hmmm...... ok this is a sick web site and i thought i would just have some fun.. No offense meant people!
16 Oct 2002	Nacole	Go into the Getto with a radio (that all people can hear) and BLAST David Allan Coe with a Rebel Flag bandana on ur head wearing boots, can't forget the boots .... Someone is sure to shoot you then :)
15 Oct 2002	****HYDRO****	I thought the same thing before about Mouchette sounds like Machetti. So when I think of this person I picture them walking through the jungle with a machetti. For some reason that word has been appearing in weird places lately. Why do things work out that way? I was just wondering Lucy, do you have add or something?
15 Oct 2002	Cel	hm.... interesting i must say you better have a good reason before you do it. I managed to convince myself that this world sucks and that no matter what you do there will always be bad times in it. Suicide comes as a thought and sometimes you even start to believe that you're going to die anyway, why not now. i agree but just make sure you have good motives before you do it. Your life is in your hands use it well if you must know the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13. It would have to depend on the kind of person you are. I can't say what way is best for every person but if you must and you feel like your life will never get any better then remember it is your life.
15 Oct 2002	Trisha	overdose pills
15 Oct 2002	Trisha	i will never tell you if you want to kill yourself. first read the bible. i wouldnt go to hell if i was you.
12 Oct 2002	Gone	My father beat me until i was black and blue. He wouldnt stop, and then a bled. You're the only people who know, because I'll be gone in the next 10 minutes.
11 Oct 2002	aleth	get drowned
11 Oct 2002	Curtis	In response to "Drug Addict" what do you mean this site is "Gay"? Is that supposed to be good or bad? Being gay is good so it must mean this is a good site. But, you don't sound like that's what you mean. Suicide is good also, so again this must be a good site. If you don't want to be gay or commit suicide then you’re in the wrong place. A lot of kids at 13 are gay and can't handle the social pressure and kill themselves. Since we all die anyway, it is the living that is the actual problem. And to use the screen name "Drug Addict" demonstrates your immaturity. There is an old saying that goes, “people hate most what they see in themselves.”
11 Oct 2002	kso	overdose de mouche
11 Oct 2002	EX drug addict	ill give you the best way to kill yourself the easyest & most pain free way there is & ever will be (probably) having been a heroin addict for four years (now clean for 1 1/2years) go out & buy yourself a big bag of heroin if this is not possible get some valium or some sort of painkillers that contain codeine etc... & a nice big bottle of vodka, whiskey etc... this is available from most shops :P then get some syringes from a chemist cook the smak up on a spoon using citric acid or lemon juice to break the smak down, then drink the vodka, then inject ALL of the heroin (if you never done smak b4 you wont been alot) no more than £10 worth! once you have injected it (be carefull) sit back Njoy & you wont be waking up (i promise) nearly all of my m8s have died this way, even my dad commited suicide this way, so i know it works :P Njoy hope it helps all you sad fuckers out there, but b4 you do it think of your family & the people who love you, that you will leave behind
11 Oct 2002	justine	I AM 13 YEARS OLD... TURING 14 SOON.. AND I DESPRETLY WANTED TO KILL MYSELF TO END MAH LIFE FOE GOOD.. THOUGHT I WHUZ SHIET, I DIDIN'T LOOK GREAT AT ALL (EVEN THOUGH IMA MODEL AND MAH FRIENDS CONSTANTLY TELL MEEH DAT IM BEAUTIFUL), BUT DA GUYZ AT MAH SKOOL ARE SHIETHEADZ DAT HAB NO LIFE! AND DEY MADE MEEH FEEL WORSE.. I WANTED TO SLICE MAH WRIST AGAIN LIKE I DID B4 WIFF A SMALL BOX FULL OF RESPERDAL PILLS (PERSCRIPTION FOE MAH UNCLE) I DID THIS B4.. AND I WANTED TO DO WORSE TODAY DAZ WHY I CAME HERE.. BUT WEN I HEARD YOUR WAYZ OF COMMITING SUICIDE.. I THOUGH..."FUKK MAN THESE ARE STUPID WAYS AND ADVICE! WHAT AM I DOING IN THIS SITE, I WANNA LIVE NOT USE THESE WAYS TO KILL MAHSELF!! WAT ARE THESE PEOPLE THINKING? ARE THEY EVEN THINKING? HAB THEY TRIED THOSE STUNTS B4? (AND IF DEY DID DEY WOULDN'T BE ALIVE TO RECORD THEIR STUNTS..) ITZ LIKE... "UHMMM...HELLLL-LLLOOOOO! OVER HERE! WAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT~?!" I WANNA SAY THANKS FOE PUTTING UP THIS SITE.. I REALIZED FROM THIS "DISTURBING SITE" THAT THERE SHOULDN'T BE AN EXCUSE TO COMMIT SUICIDE AND THESE ARE WAYZ TO KILL YOURSELF?"JUMP OVER A BUILDING?!?!" IM SORRI BUT JUSS SUM PEOPLE CANT WALK UP 400 STAIRS OR GO UP AN ELEVATOR ALL DA WAY AT DA TOP AND JUS JUMP...?!?!? DAZ TOTALLY INSANE!! I DUNT WANAN DIE! THANKZ TO YOU! :) FOE DA PEOPLE WHO ARE READING THIS AND WANTING TO COMMIT SUICIDE... "PLEASE BE STRONG.. CUZ IF A 13 YEAR OLD CAN REALIZE IT U CAN!!!!" "GOD GAVE YOU THIS LIFE AND YOU SHOULD BE THANKFUL HE BROUGHT U TO THIS WORLD! THERE IS ALWAYS A REASON WHY HE PUT U IN THIS EARTH!" "AND WEN U DIE... THE PAIN IS NOT GONNA STOP! U THINK GOD WILL SEND YOU TO HEAVEN?! FUKK NO! ALL DA WAY TO HELL, LIKE YOU NEVER IMAGINED!" "LOVE GOD WITH ALL YOUR MIGHT AND "RESPECT HIM" CUZ YOU KNOE WHY? HE IS THE STRONGEST OUTTA ANY WUNN AT ALL! HE MADE EVERYTHING! AND HE MADE YOU AND LOVES YOU.." "YOU THINK NO1 LOVES YOU? GOD DOES! HE LOVES THE WAY YOU LOOK, YOU ACT, YOU DRESS, YOUR ATTITUDE, "YOURSELF" BECAUSE HE MADE YOU WITH HIS OWNSELF!" "NO1 LOOKS LIKE YOU, THINKS LIKE YOU.. YOU UNIQUE IN YOUR OWN WAY.. HAVE FAITH IN GOD BECUZ HE HAS FAITH IN YOU TO STOP YOUR THINKING OF SUICIDE..." *** I AM 13, AND I HAVE THE STRENGTH***
10 Oct 2002	M.	Dunno. But I hate it when people say killing yourself is selfish. I think that if you're going to argue that, you should at least add, "But maybe I'm selfish for wanting you to stay alive". It's a terrible world, and if you want to leave, fine, do it, it's you're bloody choice. Don't say that the person committing suicide is hurting their family and friends (though yes, they might be sad they're gone), because if they really didn't want the person to die, they should have done a little more to keep them alive. Perhaps they were busy with their own lives and their own problems, and that's fine. But if this is the case, don't DARE call those who committed suicide selfish.