| Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form. |
| Date |
Name/email Nom/email |
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13? Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans? |
| 07 Nov 2002 | berdusud | c'est la philosophie le seul sujet valable: le suicide |
| 07 Nov 2002 | lecorbeaudesgoofs | Under 13, the best way is to jump from the car of your grand parents! If you have a certain sense of humour, you can add something like "next time try to lock the door" |
| 07 Nov 2002 | toto | I don't speak english very well so don't blame : I've just read a few answers to that question and I realize some of them are more a suggestion of doing it than a mere joke (the way I answered last time when I wrote "grow up"). Please mouflette be careful with some of those answers which finally can be judged as yours. |
| 07 Nov 2002 | Graeme | How do you kill yourself? Grow up before your time and then realise that you don't have the mental abitily to either work out a) what life is all about and b) you probably want it easy, ask everyone on the Internet how to end you life before it has even begun. |
| 07 Nov 2002 | Amethyst | I know how everybody in here feels this used to be my favorite site. But here's a better alternative... ok... smoke lots of pot... lots and lots... smoke everyday... and good pot... keep doing that until you die... tee hee |
| 06 Nov 2002 | toto | Grandir |
| 06 Nov 2002 | philippe | to climb to the top of something very high like a roof or a tree and then take the straightest way down. Climbing is nice. Falling down is nice. Dying is nice ... |
| 05 Nov 2002 | Lindsey Lane | sit in the garage with the car on and breathe deep breaths in and out |
| 05 Nov 2002 | Hugh | I find it funny that so many people get annoyed about this site. One thing to point out to them is: notice how few people are supporting and praising this site? Thats because they are most likely to be in no position to type any more. So I thought I'd write this BEFORE I end it, just to say to all those who think life is worth living that they are wrong. YOUR life is worth living, that doesn't mean everyone else's is. Think about it. Oh, and enjoy it, cos I'm outta here. |
| 05 Nov 2002 | tracer | so many men and so little time, i just cant see how so many of them can hurt me but it happens to all of us. i'm 17 now and i just can't wait another FUCKING valentine's day just around the corner. it will be a year on that day that i started cutting but now i just do it to relieve stress. some tell me not to, why should you care? you didn't before so why now? go fuck yourself, die, i don't care, just leave me the fuck alone. i dont want to be alone, so many pretty girls with their lil boyfriends and i... why they don't like me. i think i scare them all away. i've got problems i know but no one will help me. i think all i need is someone to truly love me. just remember this friend will never be there forever so if that's your reason for stopping yourself then just do it. there are not going to be there forever and if they hear you're going to kill yourself they'll most likely stop talking to you. have fun doing it you can only do it once. :) |
| 04 Nov 2002 | 713 | wat the fuck! life is a bag of shit.... i tell you what: get all your friends who wanna die as well and go to some cliff in a mini bus. get amazingly pissed and just crash the mini bus off a really big cliff. Overdose heavily so you die even if the impact don't kill ya. fuck it.... noah! i had someone who was close to me from south dakota. she was my reason. now she's gone. let's all fukin die....who's up for death? |
| 04 Nov 2002 | Moissenet | ne pas se suicider! l'imaginer seulement c'est plus facile, on peut faire des trucs incroyables! Par exemple: monter dans une fusée et aller sur la Lune, se mettre tout nu, respirer un grand coup, ouvrir la porte de la fusée et faire un grand bond (pour l'humanité!?) et courir tout nu sur la lune et mourir parce que il n'y a pas d'air sur la lune, alors on meurt! elle est pas belle la vie? hein? |
| 04 Nov 2002 | jean | vivre la vie a fond , c'est une forme lente mais effective |
| 04 Nov 2002 | Julian | grow up. |
| 03 Nov 2002 | Russ | Carbon Monoxide |
| 02 Nov 2002 | fan of Lucy (& Billy) | oooh. i'm so sorry to disapoint you, Lucy, but i feel i should (i'm not sure why) reveal to you that i am female. and (unfortunately, in a way), American.. what would you say about that? lol. i like the idea of you and Billy creating a web site together. it would keep me laughing. i'm not sure if he's interested though, maybe you could whack his little tooshy with your wiggly jigglies, maybe will get his attention. |
| 01 Nov 2002 | Andrew vassiliou | Sugar/caffeine intake overdose |
| 31 Oct 2002 | ryan | i don't know what's the best way... but i've tried more than i can count... i hate my life and always will... no one can tell me there's people who will help, it's fucking bullshit... i've been trying to get help for over 8 years now... it's all lies... |
| 31 Oct 2002 | Jason | Take a shower, don't dry off... then stick your tongue in an electric socket in the wall.. Damn... man... lol, this is a sick site... but hell, this world is sick. Power to you! |
| 30 Oct 2002 | fan of lucy (& billy) | lol. lucy, u have good humor. i wish billy would come around more often and join us in this fabulous breast-fest. his only choice of activies was either this, or watching the britney spears concert.. i guess he picked the concert, eh billy? i know u are lonely, billy boy, come back to us. |
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