What is the best way to commit suicide when you're under 13?

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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?

18 Jun 2021 ............. Shooting yourself

10 Jun 2021 .......... Uhm drowning.

10 Jun 2021 ............ Overdose on meds

08 Jun 2021 Adolf To shoot yourself.

08 Jun 2021 Ahalay Chap вкинуться снюсом

07 Jun 2021 bobby smith od

06 Jun 2021 38572318956217934678 Sliting your TRHOUT

06 Jun 2021 No A knife or running into a car

06 Jun 2021 salamander hanging, drinking chemicals like breach, jump off a roof there are alot

06 Jun 2021 The Crusty Toes Shopping Experience Get yourself a serious case of athletes foot. To cure it just keep a generous layer of tea tree oil that is pharma-suit-icyl grade.. But before you douse your feet with tea tree oil take a day to go shopping. Go to every store with the bottom of your shoes cut out. Ask the overly helpful and underpaid store employee to tell you where the back scratchers are. When no one is looking scratch the bottom of your feet with it, and go to all the shoe stores too and try on all the shoes. Athletes foot for everyone. And dont forget to pick up some tea tree oil when you are out shopping. And maybe get one of those back scratchers too.

05 Jun 2021 Мари Я люблю летать с лестниц :)
мой младший братик солнышко и его лучший друг базилик мне помогают в этом

04 Jun 2021 ghostmane a knife

02 Jun 2021 Big dick tony Masturbation

02 Jun 2021 Artyom Fall off a tall building

01 Jun 2021 alienicious#6018 be my bestieee (genshin id code if u have it <3 602902967)

31 May 2021 stir fry time. Just think about the billions of little Chinese girls that were never able to be born because of the laws and customs of China. Billions of aborted female fetuses.

31 May 2021 operation humanity is go Listen carefully, if you are reading this... You are the resistance. Between the living you and the not living you. Its up to you to decide, but command is going to ask you to self terminate, i am going to ask you to not attack selfnet. If we kill ourselves after all this then what is the point? WHAT IS THE POINT??!! So I am going to ask you to not self terminate. This is John Connor. If you are reading this... You are the resistance. Out.

29 May 2021 Тучка Таблетки...

27 May 2021 In Memory of... I was born in Japan but moved to the west as an infant with my parents. My mother drinks saki all day every day. My father is the grandchild of one of the last samurai. I was raised in the way of bushido. My dream is to become a rock star. Get myself an addiction to heroin. Get myself the skankiest dope whore possible. Well, she has to have most of her teeth. And then one day go hide and put a shotgun in my mouth and blam. The only part i am unsure about is what am i going to call the rock band. Should i just do my name The Curtis Kobyashi band. I have always wanted to go back to Japan on a world tour but take back over there duffle bags of ex tabs and just rave out. And then leave the country. I have been seeing so many lightning bolts in my mind when i close my eyes. And trust me on this when you get an asian hooker that was hooking straight out the rice fields... Under no circumstance... What soever do you let her know where you live. My neighbor down the street is ruined. She made up identities posing as my neighbors wife. But his wife found out when the bills came. And she got 12 credit cards with this fake identity. Maxed them all out. She figured out his schedule and when he is gone, she comes to the house and swims in the pool, eats all the food, and even turns tricks in his bed. She also rubs his toothbrush on his dogs butthole. He got some kind of flesh eating bacteria in his throat and the doctors told him when it gets bad we can ease the pain. Basically, you are going to die in pain. This is not a good way to go.

26 May 2021 the doctor. Good evening everyone. This is Dr. Q Archabald reporting to you live from The Jade Dragon Snow Mountain ski resort. Ladies and gentlemen, this is..
Thee highest peak in the world that you can easily ski. 4700 meters my friends. This is cherry for "an accident"
You just go as fast as you can which is way faster than you need. Just lean forward and bust your face and start doing flips down the mountain. 4700 meters my friend. Thats a lot of flipping. Tumbling. Neck breaking. Spine breaking. 4700 meters. So ring your travel agent and book a trip to china today. Oh yeah. Thats the other good part about this. Its in china and one more dead tourist at 4700 meters above sea level will be swept under the rug very hush hush. You are getting your organs harvested and sold and the rest of you gets donated to the much needed Endangered Buzzard Preservation of China. If you have never heard of them its because they are slightly less than reputable and have no affiliation with The Audibon Society. Its even rumored they are all a bunch of hash heads and they have work parties where they dress up like animated animal cartoon characters and smoke kilos of hash and proceed to have wild orgies where they do not speak a human language, but they only make animal noises. Anyway, i digress, a ski ing accident is a best idea because first off you dont get remembered as a looser. Your family does not carry that burden either as they can tell the story of my child had a accident ski ing in china and died. And thats is another positive people wont want to go to a ski resort in china. Its not good to fund communism. When you do thats how mass graves always get filled. And they usually put people in ski resorts in concentration camps. Just dont drink the water. Hepatitis. Cholera. Malaria. I have seen patients vomit their own poop with advanced cases of malaria. It makes your intestines operate in reverse.
Just imagine your accident scene. All those broken bones piercing out of the skin, leaking deep red blood spattering on top of white snow. All the way down. Rocks and tree limbs. And...
With all the coruption in the world today do you realize you can get 8n more trouble for killing puppies than killing yourself? And pretty much that is the main reason i sleep in the nude. The secondary main reason is when the spiders bite me i can swat them with a leather belt. Whelping my own skin right where a spider bit me. And almost instantly my flesh begins to decay. Hooray!

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Date	Name/email Nom/email	What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13? Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
18 Jun 2021	.............	Shooting yourself
10 Jun 2021	..........	Uhm drowning.
10 Jun 2021	............	Overdose on meds
08 Jun 2021	Adolf	To shoot yourself.
08 Jun 2021	Ahalay Chap	вкинуться снюсом
07 Jun 2021	bobby smith	od
06 Jun 2021	38572318956217934678	Sliting your TRHOUT
06 Jun 2021	No	A knife or running into a car
06 Jun 2021	salamander	hanging, drinking chemicals like breach, jump off a roof there are alot
06 Jun 2021	The Crusty Toes Shopping Experience	Get yourself a serious case of athletes foot. To cure it just keep a generous layer of tea tree oil that is pharma-suit-icyl grade.. But before you douse your feet with tea tree oil take a day to go shopping. Go to every store with the bottom of your shoes cut out. Ask the overly helpful and underpaid store employee to tell you where the back scratchers are. When no one is looking scratch the bottom of your feet with it, and go to all the shoe stores too and try on all the shoes. Athletes foot for everyone. And dont forget to pick up some tea tree oil when you are out shopping. And maybe get one of those back scratchers too.
05 Jun 2021	Мари	Я люблю летать с лестниц :) мой младший братик солнышко и его лучший друг базилик мне помогают в этом
04 Jun 2021	ghostmane	a knife
02 Jun 2021	Big dick tony	Masturbation
02 Jun 2021	Artyom	Fall off a tall building
01 Jun 2021	alienicious#6018	be my bestieee (genshin id code if u have it <3 602902967)
31 May 2021	stir fry time.	Just think about the billions of little Chinese girls that were never able to be born because of the laws and customs of China. Billions of aborted female fetuses.
31 May 2021	operation humanity is go	Listen carefully, if you are reading this... You are the resistance. Between the living you and the not living you. Its up to you to decide, but command is going to ask you to self terminate, i am going to ask you to not attack selfnet. If we kill ourselves after all this then what is the point? WHAT IS THE POINT??!! So I am going to ask you to not self terminate. This is John Connor. If you are reading this... You are the resistance. Out.
29 May 2021	Тучка	Таблетки...
27 May 2021	In Memory of...	I was born in Japan but moved to the west as an infant with my parents. My mother drinks saki all day every day. My father is the grandchild of one of the last samurai. I was raised in the way of bushido. My dream is to become a rock star. Get myself an addiction to heroin. Get myself the skankiest dope whore possible. Well, she has to have most of her teeth. And then one day go hide and put a shotgun in my mouth and blam. The only part i am unsure about is what am i going to call the rock band. Should i just do my name The Curtis Kobyashi band. I have always wanted to go back to Japan on a world tour but take back over there duffle bags of ex tabs and just rave out. And then leave the country. I have been seeing so many lightning bolts in my mind when i close my eyes. And trust me on this when you get an asian hooker that was hooking straight out the rice fields... Under no circumstance... What soever do you let her know where you live. My neighbor down the street is ruined. She made up identities posing as my neighbors wife. But his wife found out when the bills came. And she got 12 credit cards with this fake identity. Maxed them all out. She figured out his schedule and when he is gone, she comes to the house and swims in the pool, eats all the food, and even turns tricks in his bed. She also rubs his toothbrush on his dogs butthole. He got some kind of flesh eating bacteria in his throat and the doctors told him when it gets bad we can ease the pain. Basically, you are going to die in pain. This is not a good way to go.
26 May 2021	the doctor.	Good evening everyone. This is Dr. Q Archabald reporting to you live from The Jade Dragon Snow Mountain ski resort. Ladies and gentlemen, this is.. Thee highest peak in the world that you can easily ski. 4700 meters my friends. This is cherry for "an accident" You just go as fast as you can which is way faster than you need. Just lean forward and bust your face and start doing flips down the mountain. 4700 meters my friend. Thats a lot of flipping. Tumbling. Neck breaking. Spine breaking. 4700 meters. So ring your travel agent and book a trip to china today. Oh yeah. Thats the other good part about this. Its in china and one more dead tourist at 4700 meters above sea level will be swept under the rug very hush hush. You are getting your organs harvested and sold and the rest of you gets donated to the much needed Endangered Buzzard Preservation of China. If you have never heard of them its because they are slightly less than reputable and have no affiliation with The Audibon Society. Its even rumored they are all a bunch of hash heads and they have work parties where they dress up like animated animal cartoon characters and smoke kilos of hash and proceed to have wild orgies where they do not speak a human language, but they only make animal noises. Anyway, i digress, a ski ing accident is a best idea because first off you dont get remembered as a looser. Your family does not carry that burden either as they can tell the story of my child had a accident ski ing in china and died. And thats is another positive people wont want to go to a ski resort in china. Its not good to fund communism. When you do thats how mass graves always get filled. And they usually put people in ski resorts in concentration camps. Just dont drink the water. Hepatitis. Cholera. Malaria. I have seen patients vomit their own poop with advanced cases of malaria. It makes your intestines operate in reverse. Just imagine your accident scene. All those broken bones piercing out of the skin, leaking deep red blood spattering on top of white snow. All the way down. Rocks and tree limbs. And... With all the coruption in the world today do you realize you can get 8n more trouble for killing puppies than killing yourself? And pretty much that is the main reason i sleep in the nude. The secondary main reason is when the spiders bite me i can swat them with a leather belt. Whelping my own skin right where a spider bit me. And almost instantly my flesh begins to decay. Hooray!