Date	Name/email Nom/email	What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13? Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
25 May 2021	my friends call me, a thick british accent	Call all the major metropolitan cities police departments. Ask to speak to homicide. Explain to the detective you are traveling and want to know if it is safe in that city and no potential serial killers on the loose. When you find one, go dress up like a hooker and stand out on the corner of that city. Just wait then. Your knight in shining armor will arrive shortly, and esquire you he shall. Take you on the most memorable car ride of your life. And wouldnt it be ironic if the last thought you have before you die as you arebeing strangled or stabbed, is... Gee, maybe this is why mom wouldnt let me go on dates. I saw this one prison interview where the inmate said he didnt like living girl friends. So there are all kindsof sick nut jobs out there. You just got to find one. And when you do you must seduce him say things like, those strong arms of yours would feel so great chokeing me. Then show him you neck and say see its so soft and tender, wont you choke me just a little, make that vein in my forehead pop out. Make me pass out over and over until finally you just dont let go. Or wait, i have a big butcher knife, you want to stab me in the chest and see how many times you can stab me before i die? And maybe lift up that skirt a little bit. Show some thigh. That kind of behavior will surely get you everything you want and more out of life.
24 May 2021	sam	i dont know
20 May 2021	joke_genius	Acetaminophen and alcohol
20 May 2021	belvë#5791	my brain is diseased
18 May 2021	lfuzzy wuzzy	I cant do this anymore. This is so unfair. Its not my fault i have hyperactive lactation diso77urder. I just sit there and i lactate all over my shirt. Two big wet spots. I just want regular nipples. I would even settle for some puffy nips if they dont leaks or water fall.
16 May 2021	rectal catharsis.	The spectrum of human emotion is, when you give thought to it, likened to a volcano. Over time pressure builds until it is no longer possible to contain below the surface. Violent explosions of spewed hatred that melts everything it touches, and a smokey cloud of ash hotter than a match flame blanketing all that you can see. All in proximity void of any sign of life, and even those a far can feel the wrath. Suffering. Choking, blinded, sun blacked out for days, etc., Etc. Because of this truth it would be wise to keep a pair of pilots goggles and some fire resistant fabric wraps for your head and face. Something to filter the ash out of the air you breathe. And maybe a few tubs of burn ointment also. Keep these close to you all the time. Unless of course you have a volcano in your back yard. Then you just get a hammock and some margaritas and some sun tan lotion spf 150 and just wait for vacation to be over and its almost hell on earth. And that reminds me, there are only two places to see a fire tornado. And that is hell and california, an ultra left wing, ultra socialist state in The States. And thats what is so awesome about life. Natural disasters make the crunchy granola types so fearful due to their constant fantasies of running for their life to escape a disater, but they only end up dying tired. I think these human emotions described are not like a volcano, but a sink hole. People swallowed up by sinking sand. And with such emotions running wild coupled with various other problems, such as the Orthodox Jews wanting to tear down the mosque on the temple mount and build the third temple and having made preperations already like corner stones cut, menorah and altar are finished and they are making grain offerings already, along with other problems like aliens, and also another big problem is how difficult it is to get an animal on the endangered species list with hunters coming from all over the world to bag the first bigfoot. And the next person to tell me to wear a useless mask, i am going to have an ocean of emotion for them when like a tsunami i wash them away, and wipe my ass with their mask and put it back on them. I hope its hot that day so i will be extra sweaty. In fact, there are so many problems in the world today, emotions are running high. So if you feel overwhelmed with life its ok. Its perfectly normal. Because once israel builds the temple and brings back animal sacrifice the Antichrist will come and there will be so much genocide the nazis will look like a bunch of chior boys. And it should happen soon as the shot is the first installment of marxist of the beast six six six burned into your genetically modified soul. Patented and owned by big pharma. And just remember if you can not afford becoming a slave astro zenicuh may be able to help. And look everyone knows that babies have a unique smell.
16 May 2021	Ислам Коше	Я не убивал
12 May 2021	nice evening graveyard walk	I did some reading in a scientific journal a few weeks back that this website reminded me of. The data contained in this journal says its a solid 99% probable that you will die if you use this method. There is only one issue tho. Timing. This has to be timmed perfect. You must be mid-stream of a self induced orgasm when your grandmother walks in on you. This mixture of climax and shock should be enough strain on your heart and mind you just stroke out, literally.
09 May 2021	V	Death by gas poisoning
07 May 2021	ЛËША МИККИ	Таблетки
04 May 2021	зачем тебе	не знаю
03 May 2021	Uwiwi	Ну смотри первое удаляй все с компа во вторых приходи на чай
02 May 2021	Мать в кана	Короче...ты кидаешь меня нахуй в космос и потом я прилетаю в детдом, где меня избивают безмамные голуби
01 May 2021	I love Led Zeppelin	You don't kill yourself.
30 Apr 2021	andromeda#0621	help me die
30 Apr 2021	anny	nauuuuuuuuuur dont do it
26 Apr 2021	jenny	overdosing
23 Apr 2021	liulu	be really really sad and out of the human loop 4ever
21 Apr 2021	sorry	you dont need to kill yourself .... the world is already killing you.
21 Apr 2021	Isabella	jump off something

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