What is the best way to commit suicide when you're under 13?

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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?

19 Nov 2004 Seymore Butts yaknow, why dont u all just shutcher freakin' pie holes an quit complainin about yer damn problems nobody cares about. just kill yerself already dammit. hey look --> 0(^.^)0
*O=( () )=O*

haha...funny monkey

19 Nov 2004 Danielle I don't want you to kill yourself. I know I don't know you but there is better ways to deal with this. Are you on medication for all your troubles?
I am depressed too but I sometimes want to kill myself I just want to hurt myself. I'm still convinced I'll be dead by 30 [I'm 19]. I don't plan on living much longer after that. PLEASE DON'T KILL YOURSELF. YOU ARE A IMPORTANT HUMAN BEING.

19 Nov 2004 Drafalga Okay, after further consideration, I realize that, having suicidal/homocidal thoughts since 5 years of age, I was doing something wrong here. Then I realized you, along with anyone looking for info here, are looking in the wrong place. You see, this is a forum full of people so worthless and meaningless to society that the can't get _suicide_ right. Even I have botched it, so I can't say too much, but look... don't seek out answers from those who can still respond. Look through your local newspaper archives to see if you can find SUCCESSFUL suicides, and copy. While good old fashioned pills can work, alcohol poisoning is some good shit too. All you have to do is drink gradually to start, then increase up to harder drinks. Works every prom. (Go Everclear.) Just don't go too fast or you'll vomit. Then, not only did you fuck up suicide, you fucked up the carpet. Do your homework, and have fun, kids. And remember, you never know who at the funeral home is a necro, so you may do a number on yourself first. That way at least you can never breed if you botch suicide. Don't need more wastes of resources. Oh, Happy Thanksgiving, be sure to tell that twat creator what you think of him/her/them!

19 Nov 2004 the black plague that walks the earth ya know what, I filled this out a few minutes ago, and I realized, that poepl need to quit being such ass holes, and if your on this site, you need to think about who you have ever pissed off, they may be going through the same thing, quit being stuck up, and if they arent, then holy shit, dont blow your fuckin brains out...BLOW THEIR FUCKIN BRAINS OUT!!!!!!!!!Follow my slogan...do unto others, what has been done unto you

19 Nov 2004 ther black plague that walks the earth Holy shit you little suicide pricks!!!!You all need to pull your suicidle head, outa your suicidle ass, and wise up.
If your gonna kill yourself, dont go ask people about it, go get some balls and DO IT! If your gonna go on the net and tell people your suicidle, it really means you want attention....YOU SELFISH BASTARD!!!!YOUR FUCKIN 13, YOU DONT KNOW SHIT, YOU ONLY HAVE 4 YEARS TO GO UNTIL YOU GRADUATE, OR DROP OUT, IF YOU HAVE PROBLEMS THAT YOU HATE, AND CANT STAND, MOVE OUT, OR SUCK IT UP, I came here tonight to look at ways, but whats the fun in killing yourself, think of all the things that are "naughty" that are fun that you could do? weed, alcohal, cut yourself, holy shit, the #1 rule before you kill your self, you need to get laid! You cannot die a virgin! You all are stupid! I saw some chick all, I found some sleeping pills in my mommie and daddies room, and uh, um, I wondered if I should take them, I wanna die, and I was wondering if you need to take it with alcohal or water, can someone please help me. I wanna kinda die, How the hell do you kinda die, just go to a fuckin mental instituation and say your gonna kill yourself, you wanna be locked up in here so your family dont think your ,kidding. You need help as it is. Dont ask how much dosage to take, TAKE LOTS!!!!! It doesnt take a genius to know take more than the bottle says, or read the warning lables,or, ya know what else is a fun game, stabbing your eyes with forks, theres a way to get people attention,hell, get off the internet, dont tell anyone that your gonna kill yourself, its more fun when its a surprise, to find your dead loved one, you guys are all selfish bastards, why dont you make everyone hate you before you do it, why do you have to make everyone greeve, also, go out with a bang, go light yourself on fire in front of everyone, or, go blow your head off in front of the white house, oh, and dont forget to put a little message on your shirt, its pretty cool when your words go down in history, and dont put something stupid like ,goths rule, or a stupid little simbol, put something inspiration, but twist it up a bit. or else everyone will be like, oh my god, what a dumb little kid, well there gonna say that anyways, CAUSE YOUR SUICIDLE!!!! Ya know what, its not my fault your gonna throw your life away, you may not think you have a life, and you may not, but your a fucking kid, and dont tell me, well my mom is on drugs, and her boyfriends malest me every night, get the fuck outa there, go tell the cops, get there asses in jail! dont say well, I cant, well, I am not gonna go into every little possibility, but step up, and if they try to put you down, run your ass out that door to the police. you people are so stupid, the life you live now may be shit, but if you really wanna make it good, you will not kill yourself, you will graduate high school, and you will move as far away from that life as you can, start fresh, and QUIT BITCHIN, I HAVE HEARD IT MILLIONS OF TIMES!!!!!!!! You are all starting to piss me off!!!!!!!

I hope someone emails me, I would love to hear this, so I will give it to you freely.... Shitler2@yahoo.com, come on, hit me!!!!!

19 Nov 2004 trex jump!

18 Nov 2004 Nicholas Lee Valladarez Dont. You may have only one shot at life. what are you doing wasting it. only a few minutes ago i was going to do it. then i asked myself the same question. tell yourself "give life your best shot and if you get put down, get and do it again no matter how many times it takes."

18 Nov 2004 anet xx i am sick and tired of da way life is treatin me. iv tried 2 commit suicide already and as u can tell it aint worked, but eva since my friends found out they'v been rantin and ravin at me, sayin dat i need 2 go in2 a mental instition, bcos of da way i am feelin. and every time dey talk 2 me about it i keep on sayin da smae thing 'i want 2 die' 'i am goin 2 die' and 'i dont no y!' dats da problem wid me i dont no wots wrong wid me, all i no is dat i deserve 2 b dead, so dat i can put all my friends and family out of the missery of havin me around. i slit my wrists and play wid knives. and dat is my life now, no-1 can change it. if u want 2 die den kill urself its ur life and u can do wot u like wid it. dont let other ppl tell u wot 2 do! take care, wot eva ur decision is in life!!

18 Nov 2004 Kevin Phelps I have tried so hard to kill myself for the last 10 years of my life. From robbing a store and pointing the gun at the cops, hanging myself from our front porch, preaching the goodness of the KKK in a black community ive even thrown myself onto a table saw only to loose my left testical and a chunk of my leg. im just so tired of feeling alone. And theres nothing to life for if your alone
If your reading tis then ive finally ended my life.
Kevin Phelps

My brother gave this to me the morning that he killed himself he told me that i would know what to do with this and that day when my family my brother killed himself before i had a chance to read his note. finding this website i knew it would be a good spot to put it. if your thinking of ending your life think twice because your not always alone. James Phelps

18 Nov 2004 Seymore Butts 2 ways: #1. hold a knife up, pointing towards u, (the point on the center of ur forhead), and run towards a wall. #2. Go to ur local "hood" where ur "homies" "hang out" and "bust a cap", in other words, pick a fight with a gang. ; )

18 Nov 2004 Jadsrea Hey all you suicidal bitches, how's the suicidal life been? Guess what? My friend asked me to shoot him in the head because he couldn't hack it so I shot that motherfucker right in his motherfucking temple. So, if you guys need some help, go to a ffriend and ask them to shoot you in the head. If they won't the come to me, I did and I have no regrets, that bitch owed me five bucks anyway so I robbed his ass afterward. Hope you all die soon, later BITCHES.

18 Nov 2004 piassou refuser de naître

18 Nov 2004 tiana put a plastic bag over you had and in the bag spray tons of cleaners then breathe in deep.

18 Nov 2004 johann take about 90 10mg pax pills and shove it down your throught

18 Nov 2004 Daniel Strange Life is the best way to commit suicide.
oh wait, that's missing the point of "suicide" altogether... hmm... lol

this site rocks! and i think i might be in love with mouchette ^_^?

tho, who isn't?

18 Nov 2004 john the best way is to find some little hoodrats that live in your neiborhood, buy a gun then put the bullets in your brain

18 Nov 2004 Forever and Eternity I shall never understand the point of this website. It boggles me and bothers me and I don't like it but I'm drawn to it like a fly to a candle and... and enough already. If Mouchette is thirteen, then I'm the queen of England. I need to learn to drop things...

18 Nov 2004 emily find all the pills in the house and take them all. slit your wrists then lie on mums white carpet and bleed all over it while you drift off into eternal slumber...

17 Nov 2004 lehcym waiting

17 Nov 2004 Sideshow Bob Eating sumthing poisonous!!!

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Date	Name/email Nom/email	What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13? Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
19 Nov 2004	Seymore Butts	yaknow, why dont u all just shutcher freakin' pie holes an quit complainin about yer damn problems nobody cares about. just kill yerself already dammit. hey look --> 0(^.^)0 O=( () )=O haha...funny monkey
19 Nov 2004	Danielle	I don't want you to kill yourself. I know I don't know you but there is better ways to deal with this. Are you on medication for all your troubles? I am depressed too but I sometimes want to kill myself I just want to hurt myself. I'm still convinced I'll be dead by 30 [I'm 19]. I don't plan on living much longer after that. PLEASE DON'T KILL YOURSELF. YOU ARE A IMPORTANT HUMAN BEING.
19 Nov 2004	Drafalga	Okay, after further consideration, I realize that, having suicidal/homocidal thoughts since 5 years of age, I was doing something wrong here. Then I realized you, along with anyone looking for info here, are looking in the wrong place. You see, this is a forum full of people so worthless and meaningless to society that the can't get _suicide_ right. Even I have botched it, so I can't say too much, but look... don't seek out answers from those who can still respond. Look through your local newspaper archives to see if you can find SUCCESSFUL suicides, and copy. While good old fashioned pills can work, alcohol poisoning is some good shit too. All you have to do is drink gradually to start, then increase up to harder drinks. Works every prom. (Go Everclear.) Just don't go too fast or you'll vomit. Then, not only did you fuck up suicide, you fucked up the carpet. Do your homework, and have fun, kids. And remember, you never know who at the funeral home is a necro, so you may do a number on yourself first. That way at least you can never breed if you botch suicide. Don't need more wastes of resources. Oh, Happy Thanksgiving, be sure to tell that twat creator what you think of him/her/them!
19 Nov 2004	the black plague that walks the earth	ya know what, I filled this out a few minutes ago, and I realized, that poepl need to quit being such ass holes, and if your on this site, you need to think about who you have ever pissed off, they may be going through the same thing, quit being stuck up, and if they arent, then holy shit, dont blow your fuckin brains out...BLOW THEIR FUCKIN BRAINS OUT!!!!!!!!!Follow my slogan...do unto others, what has been done unto you
19 Nov 2004	ther black plague that walks the earth	Holy shit you little suicide pricks!!!!You all need to pull your suicidle head, outa your suicidle ass, and wise up. If your gonna kill yourself, dont go ask people about it, go get some balls and DO IT! If your gonna go on the net and tell people your suicidle, it really means you want attention....YOU SELFISH BASTARD!!!!YOUR FUCKIN 13, YOU DONT KNOW SHIT, YOU ONLY HAVE 4 YEARS TO GO UNTIL YOU GRADUATE, OR DROP OUT, IF YOU HAVE PROBLEMS THAT YOU HATE, AND CANT STAND, MOVE OUT, OR SUCK IT UP, I came here tonight to look at ways, but whats the fun in killing yourself, think of all the things that are "naughty" that are fun that you could do? weed, alcohal, cut yourself, holy shit, the #1 rule before you kill your self, you need to get laid! You cannot die a virgin! You all are stupid! I saw some chick all, I found some sleeping pills in my mommie and daddies room, and uh, um, I wondered if I should take them, I wanna die, and I was wondering if you need to take it with alcohal or water, can someone please help me. I wanna kinda die, How the hell do you kinda die, just go to a fuckin mental instituation and say your gonna kill yourself, you wanna be locked up in here so your family dont think your ,kidding. You need help as it is. Dont ask how much dosage to take, TAKE LOTS!!!!! It doesnt take a genius to know take more than the bottle says, or read the warning lables,or, ya know what else is a fun game, stabbing your eyes with forks, theres a way to get people attention,hell, get off the internet, dont tell anyone that your gonna kill yourself, its more fun when its a surprise, to find your dead loved one, you guys are all selfish bastards, why dont you make everyone hate you before you do it, why do you have to make everyone greeve, also, go out with a bang, go light yourself on fire in front of everyone, or, go blow your head off in front of the white house, oh, and dont forget to put a little message on your shirt, its pretty cool when your words go down in history, and dont put something stupid like ,goths rule, or a stupid little simbol, put something inspiration, but twist it up a bit. or else everyone will be like, oh my god, what a dumb little kid, well there gonna say that anyways, CAUSE YOUR SUICIDLE!!!! Ya know what, its not my fault your gonna throw your life away, you may not think you have a life, and you may not, but your a fucking kid, and dont tell me, well my mom is on drugs, and her boyfriends malest me every night, get the fuck outa there, go tell the cops, get there asses in jail! dont say well, I cant, well, I am not gonna go into every little possibility, but step up, and if they try to put you down, run your ass out that door to the police. you people are so stupid, the life you live now may be shit, but if you really wanna make it good, you will not kill yourself, you will graduate high school, and you will move as far away from that life as you can, start fresh, and QUIT BITCHIN, I HAVE HEARD IT MILLIONS OF TIMES!!!!!!!! You are all starting to piss me off!!!!!!! I hope someone emails me, I would love to hear this, so I will give it to you freely.... Shitler2@yahoo.com, come on, hit me!!!!!
19 Nov 2004	trex	jump!
18 Nov 2004	Nicholas Lee Valladarez	Dont. You may have only one shot at life. what are you doing wasting it. only a few minutes ago i was going to do it. then i asked myself the same question. tell yourself "give life your best shot and if you get put down, get and do it again no matter how many times it takes."
18 Nov 2004	anet xx	i am sick and tired of da way life is treatin me. iv tried 2 commit suicide already and as u can tell it aint worked, but eva since my friends found out they'v been rantin and ravin at me, sayin dat i need 2 go in2 a mental instition, bcos of da way i am feelin. and every time dey talk 2 me about it i keep on sayin da smae thing 'i want 2 die' 'i am goin 2 die' and 'i dont no y!' dats da problem wid me i dont no wots wrong wid me, all i no is dat i deserve 2 b dead, so dat i can put all my friends and family out of the missery of havin me around. i slit my wrists and play wid knives. and dat is my life now, no-1 can change it. if u want 2 die den kill urself its ur life and u can do wot u like wid it. dont let other ppl tell u wot 2 do! take care, wot eva ur decision is in life!!
18 Nov 2004	Kevin Phelps	I have tried so hard to kill myself for the last 10 years of my life. From robbing a store and pointing the gun at the cops, hanging myself from our front porch, preaching the goodness of the KKK in a black community ive even thrown myself onto a table saw only to loose my left testical and a chunk of my leg. im just so tired of feeling alone. And theres nothing to life for if your alone If your reading tis then ive finally ended my life. Kevin Phelps My brother gave this to me the morning that he killed himself he told me that i would know what to do with this and that day when my family my brother killed himself before i had a chance to read his note. finding this website i knew it would be a good spot to put it. if your thinking of ending your life think twice because your not always alone. James Phelps
18 Nov 2004	Seymore Butts	2 ways: #1. hold a knife up, pointing towards u, (the point on the center of ur forhead), and run towards a wall. #2. Go to ur local "hood" where ur "homies" "hang out" and "bust a cap", in other words, pick a fight with a gang. ; )
18 Nov 2004	Jadsrea	Hey all you suicidal bitches, how's the suicidal life been? Guess what? My friend asked me to shoot him in the head because he couldn't hack it so I shot that motherfucker right in his motherfucking temple. So, if you guys need some help, go to a ffriend and ask them to shoot you in the head. If they won't the come to me, I did and I have no regrets, that bitch owed me five bucks anyway so I robbed his ass afterward. Hope you all die soon, later BITCHES.
18 Nov 2004	piassou	refuser de naître
18 Nov 2004	tiana	put a plastic bag over you had and in the bag spray tons of cleaners then breathe in deep.
18 Nov 2004	johann	take about 90 10mg pax pills and shove it down your throught
18 Nov 2004	Daniel Strange	Life is the best way to commit suicide. oh wait, that's missing the point of "suicide" altogether... hmm... lol this site rocks! and i think i might be in love with mouchette ^_^? tho, who isn't?
18 Nov 2004	john	the best way is to find some little hoodrats that live in your neiborhood, buy a gun then put the bullets in your brain
18 Nov 2004	Forever and Eternity	I shall never understand the point of this website. It boggles me and bothers me and I don't like it but I'm drawn to it like a fly to a candle and... and enough already. If Mouchette is thirteen, then I'm the queen of England. I need to learn to drop things...
18 Nov 2004	emily	find all the pills in the house and take them all. slit your wrists then lie on mums white carpet and bleed all over it while you drift off into eternal slumber...
17 Nov 2004	lehcym	waiting
17 Nov 2004	Sideshow Bob	Eating sumthing poisonous!!!