Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.

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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
17 Nov 2004 Fredrik Rønningen Sit down at your pc and create a site like this must be the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13!
17 Nov 2004 Will Snow Well, if you wanna kill yourself dont ever use medicines. I experimented at the weekend by overdosing slightly. Well, it felt worse than actually feeling suicidal. I tell you, I wont ever do that again. Here endeth the sermon......
17 Nov 2004 Religious Maggie If you dont LOVE God then you deserve to die. Only unsavoury characters dont love God. You see, unsavoury characters are people that have sex and dont fulfil their lives with God and God
only. But you see, I have never had sex so I'm not really sure what I'm talking about.

I have started a new holy service where members of the church come and stick their wafers into my poosy, while I lay on the altar. And as for the sticky mess my poosy makes all over the church, well wouldn't that be something to see eh? You would get the delicious wafers with optional wine and then this sweet stickiness to lick off the floors. Consider it as the dessert. But too much cum and the wafer will stick to the roof of your mouth. One drawback about spraying cum all over church is that anyone wearing glasses would be blinded by a smeary mess on their lenses, my darling. Still, it would make great polish. Better than Mr Sheen or Pledge. I suppose also that when they take the wafers out of my poosy they could have wine on it and then with the cum it would be like icing on the cake!! But thankfully, I wouldn't lose my virginity. Well, I often have
a prod most days you know. I would love to use a cucumber but a candle is all I can handle. The only problem is that in doing that it has a funny effect on the wick...
17 Nov 2004 The dude What's the deal with the ugly bitch that was talking about stuffing bread in her cootch?
17 Nov 2004 Rachel ...I thought about those things to.... your not the only one, but it isn't worth it, think about it you have 80 or so years left on this world... and you have experienced less than half of your time here... you could miss out on falling in love, having kids.... and so much other stuff i cant even tell you... i have to be hospitalized 3 times b-4 i realized all this... it was worth it... I am healthy and okay now, ven though life still sometimes sucks and the bad seems to over power the good... it really doesn't, or at least in the end it wont.... just be thankfull to have a life, and not want to throw it away on a dime without even experiencing some of the WORST and the BEST things in life....
Rachel

P.S. This isn't coming from someone who doesn't understand.. I cut, like you, I tried to kill myself so many times... My friends hated me, my boy friend of 2 years didn't want anything to do with me... i had to tell my grandpa my grandma cheated on him for 20 years... my parents are probably getting a divorce, and that's only the beginning.... contact me if you nee help or some answers
17 Nov 2004 Kait Ok! To all you retards out there none of your bullshit works! i have tried all of your stupid methods and none of it works.I have not tried jumping tho so maybe that works.But for the rest of you,YOU DONT KNOW WHAT THE HELL YOUR TALKING ABOUT! and if anyone has a problem with me then E-mail my ass and say so!
16 Nov 2004 Uber Fucky aka CeZ I fucking love this site! Just fabulous. I love the Christian arseholes who tell us that life is worth living, that GOD loves us. It amuses me in my stoned state. Used to come here a lot, and then didn't... no idea why. Haha. But I'm back now to cheer you all up with coffee and cake.
16 Nov 2004 Seymore Butts get drunk off a 2 liter bottle of Ny-quil, u'll get to sleep and never wake up... But i do like the idea of swallowing a lego... thats nice.
16 Nov 2004 Jadsrea I KNOW that the best way to kill yourself under 13 is to take an ass-load of Tylenol or any other painkillers at once (like a whole bottle) and your ass is gone, I mean gone. So all you bitches who want to die, here it is, I'm glad your pussy-ass self, I-can't'deal-with-the-world-attitude is leaving us. If you don't take my advice then suck it up and live, you stupid BITCH
16 Nov 2004 Ashley Go down to the Sturgeon Falls bridge and jump off it and make sure you land on the rocks because if you don't you will live and have to try it again!!
16 Nov 2004 sarah Hey People's I know its hard and you just want to escape the pain, ive been through it before... i've done the works...i've slit my legs, my wrists, ive tried stabbing my self, i even tried to stop eating and and it doesnt work. I wish i could say that i know EVERYTHING that youre going through but i don't and i wish that i had all amazing wisdom and give you advice on how to get over your depression, but once again i dont. Although, I do know that suicide is NOT the answer and i also know that there's only one answer to life and there's only one way to get over this whole "wanting to die" thing and that answer is GOD! And if you're not religious or anything and you don't believe in Him then you really are missing out on alot. If you just give all your problems to Him i know for a fact that He will take your problems and turn them into good and He will help you through this hard time in your life. Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporarily problem remember that! GOD BLESS YOU ALL!
15 Nov 2004 EDWARD BARTON HELLO, I HAVE BEEN WANTING TO KILL MY SELF FOR SOME TIME NOW BUT IT NEVER FAILS SOMETHING GOES WRONG LIKE THE ROPE BREAKS OR THE BULLET WONT GO OFF. I HAVE THOUGHT ABOUT IT AND THE ONLY WAY TO DO THIS RIGHT IS JUMP OFF SOMETHING REAL TALL. I READ YOUR HEART USSUALLY STOPS BEFORE YOU HIT. THATS A RELIEF. ONLY PROBLEM IS THERE ARE NO BUILDINGS OVER TWO STORIES TALL AND NO TOWERS IN MY AREA. SO I AM GOING TO TAKE A ROAD TRIP. I AM THINKING ABOUT SOMEWHERE LIKE THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING OR THAT MOUNTAIN WHERE THE PRESIDENTS FACES ARE CUT IN THE SIDE. IF YOU HAVE ANY SUGGESTIONS ON WHERE WOULD BE A GOOD PLACE TO JUMP PLEASE WRITE ME AN EMAIL. I PLAN ON GETTING ABOUT FOUR OR FIVE CAMERAS TO TAPE IT. I AM NOT UNDER THIRTEEN. I AM AN ADULT WHO HAS BEEN PLOTTING SUICIDE SINCE I WAS UNDER THIRTEEN. I HAVE SERIOUS PROBLEMS AND THERE IS NO SOLUTION. I EVEN SAID WAIT TEN YEARS TO SEE IF ANY THING GETS BETTER. THIS IS THE ONLY WAY. I AM DETERMINED AND THERE IS NOTHING ANYONE CAN DO. PLEASE DO NOT TRY AND STOP ME.
14 Nov 2004 Andie I dont believe it matters what age you are. And there is no ONE best way to kill yourself. I've had a hard life, and yet, so have so many other people. When you are 13, what the hell is wrong with you to think that there is nothing better to do then to kill yourself? I am 15, and yes, I might be suicidal, but I actually think about it. I think about my family, and my friends, and my boyfriend. Those things help. You have to think about your surroundings. SOMEONE Somewhere will miss you, no matter who you are, or what you think. Someone cares.
13 Nov 2004 Daniel Strange Somehow i suspect that with everthing that's been said here, there's nothing i could add that wouldn't mean something to someone and yet still mean nothing to someone else, seem deep and yet cliched at the same time...and at the end of the day, i don't know any of you, so i probably don't really care in anyway that will matter to you. But i care enuf for those that will let me, so email me if you want. I understand nothing of cause, all i can give you is the truth about things as i see them. For as much as you'll let me understand, i will. I don't know what real pain is, but as for my problem; there's only one thing worse then feeling lonely, and thats the reasonable and valid realization of the truth; that you are alone, more-so then anyone else(that i've seen). I've searched so long and found no one that has less then me in the way of real people to talk to and to hold. I'm 19, never had any real friends, haven't really talked to anyone in years, never been kissed...i stay at home all day...*pauses*...Some would call me a loser, and in their definition, i am. I won't go into my excuses for the way i am. In the end, i am where i am right now...because i chose to be like this. As much as my past and present may effect my choices, it doesn't take my choices away, and so its my fault, and yet it's not for the way i've been treated. But suicide doesn't seem like a choice for me, among other reasons, but for this one, perhaps most of all:
"if God doesn't exist we are the creatures of highest consciousness in the universe. We alone understand the passage of time and the value of every minute of human life. And what constitutes evil, real evil, is the taking of a single human life. Wether a man would have died tommorrow or the day after or eventually . . . it doesn't matter. Because if God does not exist, this life . . . every second or it . . . is all we have." - Interview with the vampire

Considering that, then life is too important to take seriously...
For those that would try to help people:
Help.... yes.... its hard sometimes, when they don't want help, or don't even know they need it...
And the simple truth is we all want it, and we all need it for something. But in the end, those that would help can only point the way, that's all they can do... people must find there own way, with guidance sometimes, but inevitably they will have to do it themselves.
Asume nothing, i am not what i seem and neither are any of you. Beilive nothing of what you hear, and only half of what you see...btw, the best way for an under 13 year old to commit suicide is to let a lawnmower run over them... lol what a fun mess that'd make. =^_^=
13 Nov 2004 Svend Losing your key, then your mind, the driving mercedes.
12 Nov 2004 John Phillips Imagine it..13's too young to decide shit. Living in this bastard world is worse than death so if you want the pain... live it.Either that or buy a one way ticket to Iraq.
11 Nov 2004 beaumet deja pour un enfant de moins de 13 ans il ne peut pas se couper les veines, cela lui fera trop mal.Personnelement, je pense qu' un enfant pourrait sauter d'un balcon ou d' un pont.
10 Nov 2004 Will Snow Ooooh mouchette, are you on your holidays then? It will be so boooooring now. Well, the hostel im staying in is more interesting than the B+B i stayed in. I stay in my room nearly all the time with my Walkman. Gets a bit boring after a while but i feel safer in my room. I even get scared to use the toilet. So i often wait until there is nobody about. I have to fetch my own breakfast so that is the only time i see the other people. Hopefully not long now before im out of there.
10 Nov 2004 Fremor Wanna really know? I have the best fucking answer, i'm 19 years old, i tried every single fucking way to kill myself. Drank dozens of sleeping pills, pain killers, antibiotics, painkillers at the same time... You know what happened? I just got a big hole in my stomach that hurts a lot. Then i tried a gun, all i could find was a rifle, tried to shoot myself. You have to hold it in such a stupid position that when you shoot it just flies out of your hands, what i learned? You cannot shoot yourself with a big rifle, it may not even cause a scar, it fucks the roof of your house, neighbours call the cops. Then i drank gasoline, and all i could do was vomit for hours and a really bad nose bleeding... Then what i did? Found a better gf then that bitch who cheated me, we have sex frequently and we are happy... yeah she makes me sad sometimes, she lies, she shouts, but what the hell, it's better to make peace and have passionate sex everytime than breaking up and trying to find a new way to die. If all i write here doesn't mean anything to you, than go watch crippled people fighting to live and smile even in that condition for an hour. Then believe me you'Ll love yourself.
09 Nov 2004 Pyper I'm not sure if there is a "best way". I just know that I will be 18 in December and have been in an "institution" most of my meaningless life. I have scars on my arms, wrists, legs, stomach... and other various places that would make a soldier proud. I hate the life that was given to me, but I am made to deal with it just like everyone else. My biggest fault is putting on a happy face for everyone at school and my family who think that there is nothing wrong with me, that my attempts are just a cry for attention, but when I'm alone in my room, in that one corner of my bed with the lights out and my headphones on so I won't have to listen to anyone... life doesn't seem worth living anymore. Yes I have seen people who have successfully committed suicide and they looked very, very happy! So the only thing I have to say to anyone out there who is thinking about committing suicide, just be sure it is really what you want because you can't take it back once it's done.

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