Date	Name/email Nom/email	What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13? Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
13 Dec 2008		drink white spirit !!!
13 Dec 2008	listen	Dont listen to anyone here they are all just kids who dont know anything. half of these things they are telling you is a big chance that you will either have a painful death or live worse then you did before if you survive and you probably will survive
13 Dec 2008	speck	we , the people, of the americas are no more than a speck living in a freeloading country. obama will damage us like no other in the next 4 years. we will have no more freedom. and im ready to commit suicide because im tired of being lonely, tired, and depressed day in and day out. i miss my friend and for some reason cant get a hold of him. he wont reply to texts, or pick up or call me back. im not sure whats going on. i want to die so this misery ends. guess i'll just continue sleeping every waking hour away for the next few years so i won't have to show my face to humanity of all mankind.
13 Dec 2008	Troythinkingitwasfridaynight	moochoutte. i had no idea you had so many fans. http://www.ihatemouchette.org i prefer you over lavalife.com or brittney spears. the bible was plarised by the egptains from the jews before it became the bible. so techicially we are all in direct breach of lifes copyrights. that same bible has its roots in paganism connected to the cathlic church,the same bible medevil england used to justify burning witches at the steak..XD my spelling sucks so bad.and im to lazy to fix it. moochoutte your such an artist who is run by more then one individual,why not atleast have one new page connect to your other pages. called http://www.mouchette.org/oxymoron/hope.htm or http://www.mouchette.org/hope.htm users that spend so much time posting don't do it. i dare someone to log on as nike and say JUST DO IT!...XD should post something there. eg; jewbacca says FREE DOMS TO BOOST THE EARTHS ECONOMY! www.trojancondoms.com/Product/FreeSample.aspx bill gates says take the red pill,its free * MICROSOFTS RED ABORTION PILL ALL RIGHTS RESERVED * Windows wiki edition says STFU,there is hope in dope and underaged immaturity,and lavalamps,and friends that let you eat all there food and your gf who never gives bad directions. Windows wu tang edition says FUCK YEAH....XD everyone should convert to linux. linux is the only thing in life we havent plarised. becuase we can't plarise a little with Penguin a bash pi9mp hand. i talk so much shit,my gf knows it. she took french in highschool. i took german,to support my internet surfing habits....xD especially when i talk shit like that and im still using windows bonghorn...ahem i mean windows longhorn. Melissa sez prozac+suger= Troy Troy says ovaries+education= melissa credits Melissa+Troy= trouble. Troy says P.s mooouchette give me the sim card. i want to make that water melon in a diaper page. http://www.mouchette.org/hope.htm ugh,such much hissing. guys i dropped part of a banana on the floor. and then ate it. and it tasted better. and instead of thinking that. i said it out loud.... also windows doesn't know how to post anything unless you have atleast 10 windows open and kiss dynasty playing in win-amp. mooouchette I WANT THAT SIM CARD. i can upload paris hiltons sex tape and cheats for halo 3 online. correction http://www.ihatemouchette.org it should be http://www.wehatemouchette.org ROFL ANON JUST SHOTGUNED THAT. *irony* mooouchette ever thought about joining myspace? theres heaps of artists on there,wouldn't that be more logicial? GEMME TEH SIM CARD *slaps mooouchette* nick (vasch*censored*@hotmail) edits the verb Erection...xD Troy sez wtf nick wtf Troy has an idea* utube worthy moment. mooouchette dualing pokemon cards....xD sorry guys blame my windows start up theme. gary glitter,rock and roll part 2(full monty theme ,worse song to play at a kids party) but good lyrics....xD if anyone who took german in school and knows how to get mooouchettes sim card. do send me a message on facebook just use my email to find me. facebook=zero spam...xD seriously everyone,sit at your chair,and type whatever comes to mind fck scientolgyist net eqette. type whatever the fck you wanna type and not give a shit who is going to see it. give mooouchette a mind orgasm of crazyness seeing that she likes that shit. mooouchette i have hairy tits burnt into my pupils. i went onto http://www.ihatemouchette.org and left my reason as i think your not cute. YOUR FAT. but i like the flys. they are nice. they look good,and don't make a mess where can i buy some? botch i'll right click and clone those bitches...xD flys on teh screen,that makes it feel australian. now all we need is a stress ball fro0m amanda van stone,with the australian goverment symbol on it with the organ donners number on it. moouchette i think you need a bf. sex= great sex and art...(melting clocks) water melons in diapers. sex=art muse. GUYS HAVE SO MUCH SEX YOUR DIK FALLS OFF. THAT IS THE MEANING OF LIFE. GODS CHEAT CODES CONFLICT= MANWHORES VIAGRA. GREEK INCEST ORGY. KURBIONS HIGH SCORE AND 42!!! moouchette,your in Amsterdam correct? tell everyone what fan means in swedish. what rmyes with Truck?...xD sucide suggestion....be orginal. or just brake your middle finger which disturbs the median system. you'll die in 3 days ranging to 15days from a heart attack. beats trying to borrow a nail gun to play russion rulette with. become a widow from your studies believe me,you'll die inside. main aim....xD i don't know jack. hope for the brighter day.. waynes world takes over antique road show on fox.....xD
11 Dec 2008	Christmas Jones	So I lay down a while And I gaze at my hotel wall Oh the cot is so cold It don't feel like no bed at all Yeah I lay down a while And I gaze at my hotel wall But he's down on the street So I throw both his bags down the hall And I'm phoning a cab 'Cause my stomach feels small There's a taste in my mouth And it's no taste at all It could have been me Oh yeah, it could have been me Why didn't I say, Why didn't I say, no, no, no
11 Dec 2008		i dont know what's the best way. a few mins. ago i tried strangeling myself but it didn't work. i know some of you are thinnking ''wow she is a wimp'' and ya i am but i dont want to have brain dammage or something. if anyone has any ideas PLEASE tell me! my dad died,my sister cuts herself,mom always has people over and im probably going to fail 8th grade!
11 Dec 2008	Troy	hey guys.. heres a place i been... http://www.youthinsearch.org/ its not full of psychatic docters,its a group of ppl who care about the future youth. i've been to one or two camps in the past when i was in year 9 and making trouble in school. i made some new friends,and it changed my outlook on life. if it worked for me,it might work for you. also,i am crazy,so if it worked for me. it will be much more potent on you compared to me. heres the music to my year 9 sex education video. Popcorn by hot butter www.youtube.com/watch?v=9N4ckFN96-k mouchette your an artist right? why not dig up one or your old sex education videos and change the background music to Prodigy - Breathe and upload it utube and post the link here. >listening to korn and destroying ppl letter box's works too. that really changed my outlook on life. >i put that on my resume...LOL mouchette your such an artist right? wheres the page with a water melon in a diaper...?
09 Dec 2008	gin	jump into the sea
08 Dec 2008	Kuborion	Girl of sixteen Whole life ahead of her Slashed her wrists Bored with life Didn't succeed Thank the Lord For small mercies Fighting back the tears Mother reads the note again Sixteen candles burn in her mind She takes the blame It's always the same She goes down on her knees and prays I don't want to start Any blasphemous rumours But I think that God's Got a sick sense of humour And when I die I expect to find Him laughing Girl of eighteen Fell in love with everything Found new life In Jesus Christ Hit by a car Ended up On a life support machine Summer's day As she passed away Birds were singing In the summer sky Then came the rain And once again A tear fell From her mother's eye I don't want to start Any blasphemous rumours But I think that God's Got a sick sense of humour And when I die I expect to find Him laughing
08 Dec 2008	Cliche-Man	"Eat Shit and Die!" It may not be the best way to kill yourself... but its the funnest to yell at your enemies.
07 Dec 2008	Da Devils son	Dont commit suicide! The reason why you are feeling that way is because of people in society. Why should you punish yourself when in actuality they should be punished. People dont care about you, they really only want to better themselves even if it means to hurt you. dont let people tell you to stop acting like a victim because YOU are the victim and and they made you that way. So dont kill yourself, kill ALL of them instead.
04 Dec 2008	meet a guy	death by heartache
03 Dec 2008	Troy	Troys guide to escaping the mental ward. *note* to hide guide put a fake to do list over it with a paper Staple and a fudge "think postive" note on the footnote of the to do list page. eg; checklist: to do: dates: numbers: *guide* your mental status. step 1 checkmate. you need to leave your docter in the dark with your mind set in order to leave. you have to leave him in check mate. so he doesn't know if your subtley withdrawing in a bad or in a good way. like the orgins of social withdrawal. he must not know your reasons. step 2 don't make any drastic actions into reaction of how they responded to the reason,you are being held there. do subtle slow changes and he won't suspect spoofed recovery. ir you don't or are not what the docter said you had. hint pointer. all ungraceful actions will make them tighten there grip on you. last note... above all don't be hostile. keep your chin up. ok now the reasons for steps 1 and 2. step 1 is so your docter can't be certain on your mental status and can't force you to talk openly and therefore giving him nothing to hold you against your will. step 2 is a spoof recovery,this is a play,to make it look like you just got over your tramua induced state and woke up from a delusional world. but its only an act to get you out. this means,only the sane ppl use this method,insane ppl are normal. now about sucide,if you have nothing going for you,believe me we have all been there. i am not afriad to die,im just afriad of failure. listen to this... youtube - popcorn by hot butter!!! (original) http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=9N4ckFN96-k thats the music from my year 9 sex eductaion video. ....xD think of it this way when you were born you won the lottory. gods pocket watch has a tear drop on it with the kiss dynasty symbol. 666 the beast breathes fire to kiss dynasty i was made for loving you.mp3 just make sure if you do it,its what you want before you do it. i got thrown in a mental ward for being normal (insane) *passing a psyche docter test cheat* answer yes or no. say the sky is blue. i remmber my gf's birthday. the meaning of life is 42. and i hate abba. also say ink blots are fun they remind me of a venus sperm trap. for any questions questioning my sanity that are in my favor the answer will be no. if the context is in my favor. also a problem seems to be caused by LOL_I_DUNNO_WHAT_IS_WRONG_WITH_YOUR_COMPUTER for all other answers press hash #go fish.. Basement Jaxx - Where's Your Head At http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=8md51JnCNFQ plays...please wait your call will be answered shortly. tele adverts. Dr Kawashima's Brain Washing The point where Nintendo was forced to use subliminal messaging to sell its new product. "Look into the screen...you are feeling sleepy...you are under my control... hear my voice...BUY A WII BUY A WII BUY A WII BUY A WII... 321 and you're back in the room". Brittany spears newest perfume Make your man, hiss and foam at the mouth. With La smelly cat. sudoku activity and an online degree was detected your call was rejected. Kool & The Gang - Ladies Night *plays* ********** ok just a few things you should know. beware what ever you say infront of your docter they can bend the truth and write it in 3 rd person. whats common sense is if you hear voices never ever admit to hearing them,thats just common sense,else they will hold you against your will a long time under the mental health act 2008. amanda van stones tantric mantra. now when they hit you with sucide related questions don't puase or stop to think when they ask them or your fucked just say no by default... just be calm and collected don't be sauve they hate it its like satire to them. remmber when the docter writes on your file its in there words and not yours,beware. credits... Troy+melissa= trouble R.I.P ROC....xD
03 Dec 2008	Troy	Troy says Hey guys guess where I was…xD In a mental hospital,to make a long story short ,I tried to be funny infront of a psychologist that had no sense of humor. Eg; instead of saying “oh look its tom cruise” Mina xD wink wink Replace the tom cruise with borat…..LOL I saw mohpus mowing his lawn,and then xenu Came on my lawn and kicked my dog..etc..xD For mouchettes sake here is my official suicide suggestion Harakiri by wii remote. Harakiri (Japan) ritual suicide by self-disembowelment on a sword; practiced by warriors in the traditional Japanese society *tele-advert* Dr Kawashima's Brain Washing The point where Nintendo was forced to use subliminal messaging to sell its new product. "Look into the screen...you are feeling sleepy...you are under my control... hear my voice...BUY A WII BUY A WII BUY A WII BUY A WII... 321 and you're back in the room". LOL ...xD hugs* tears* and oxymorons for all... to be contined.....
03 Dec 2008	Chris	when you try so hard and so long without success, when you can not sleep st night and the pain is crushing you. When there is nobody who undderstands you and the ones you talk to laugh at you. When people tell you "thats the stupiest thing to do". When you are 30 and you never felt love in your life - neither to give nor to take. When everything around you annoys you. When you wear a mask in front of everyone to keep your job and not to be thrown in an mental institute, because nobody understands you. When you are different and you cant say why. When nothing that you ever do really is fun. When youu cant remember the last time that you laughed. When you keep crying at night and there is nobody to care for you. When loneliness is the way of life. When you are too ugly and no girl considers you... When all hope is gone and despite waiting big time, it doesnt feel better. When you dont believe in miracles any longer.... all that is me. And dont you dare telling me that I dont have right for it!
02 Dec 2008	The heretic	its my last day in the mental ward. and i think i have found out the meaning of life. the meaning of life is to live the life your givin and not wrap it in cotton wool. this doesn't mean you let your life go, this means you should cherish your life from beginning to end. the meaning of life is reproof of instruction,the search for truth. 666 the beast breathes fire to kiss dynasty - i was made for loving you.mp3 turn to gensis,death just gave you a extra day to your life,cherish it. p.s the mental ward in australia mental health act 2008 is fucked up i see the sudoku firing squad torrow. the best way to kill your self is the death of hope. chin up guys,the the amount of sorrow a person can hold in there heart and still keep his sanity is what makes that person rank. gods pocket watch has a tear drop on it with the kiss dynasty symbol on it. My doctors frequently shit there pants, they sense my dark masculinity Every time I talk to them……xD *kiss dynasty air guiter* xD i'll be back.... wink at miss murder 667 xD
30 Nov 2008	Kuborion	Life... There are people who want to keep it forever. There are people who want to get rid of even the little they have. Neither are very successful. Both are very stupid.
30 Nov 2008	Umar	There are many good ways to kill yourself. 1) Alcohol poisoning- drink a lot of alcohol very quickly such as spirits i.e vodka, whiskey etc... 2) Jump of a very tall building, ideally more than 7 storeys, the taller the better. 3) Run in front of a speeding car, train, boat or even plane, which ever is more easily accessible by you. 4) Get very drunk and drive a car very fast, make sure your not wearing a seatbelt and don't stop at any red lights, you can either wait until someone hits you or you can hit in to a wall or car, building its up to you. 5) Overdose on prescription medicine such as sleeping pills or anti depressants, make sure they're not over the counter medicines as they're not strong enough and also you can drink lots of alcohol as well in fact with all suicide methods listed you should be very drunk. 6) Same as above but overdose on heroin or crack/cocaine. 7) Go to a airport and pretend you've got a bomb so the police will shoot you in head, it does help if your a muslim your guaranteed to get shot in fact you might not even need to pretend you got a bomb if your muslim, if your not muslim i advised you get a tan before you go.
29 Nov 2008	Richie	Carry on with life. If your not dead already you soon will be. Because nobody cares about you, all there worried about is those that we leave behind. They would rather we suffer for ever so they can lead the lives they wish without their heartache.
28 Nov 2008	joesph willgardi	best way to kill ur self when ur a minor is to believe it or not is to go to a busy place like a bus terminal/train staion and jump infront of a big vehical best to do while doped up on some kind. have not tried it myself but have contemplated it guns too messy/chance u live. hanging someone could discover u b4 u r dead. straight taking pills same as hanging. all else fail go to amusement park and purposly stand up slash put piano wire on ur neck with a small hook and toss it to sever ur head makes it look like murder in other words one last laugh at the cruel world

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