Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.

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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
10 Nov 2002 Matt D Jump on a table saw and cut urself in two, then pick up a 12-gauge shotgun while you're bleeding all over the place and blow ur brains out. Slitting your wrists rarely work. I did that a lot and obviously I'm still alive. Maybe someone can kill me for myself.
10 Nov 2002 replying to nobody replying....

Yep not 18, but 17 though is that ok aswell?
10 Nov 2002 Rian Personally, i think the best way of killing myself would be when everyone's not home, take LOTS of sleeping pills and tie a scarf really really tight around ur neck to cut off the circulations. It's not painful and very easy. U can buy the stuff in any market store and nobody would even knows it.
09 Nov 2002 Ryan I dont know yet.
08 Nov 2002   i wanna get rid of my answer or my email please
08 Nov 2002 graeme This is my second post. I've been thinking....

If suicide is the answer, maybe the wrong question was asked.

Anyone thinking that suicide will end the pain should think about the pain of their friends, parents and brothers and sisters.

Your suicide kit should include support packs for friends and relatives. "How to deal with the loss of a suicidal loved one"
08 Nov 2002 nobody Please post and answer this. As soon as possible. Is there anyone who wants to bring someone with them to the other side? Possibly one of you 13 year olds who is 18? Anyway are you interested I can repost the specifics to you.
Reply soon
08 Nov 2002 Jeanie So... Billy still gone after all this time. It's a shame really. I knew it was only a matter of time before he got lost in the bossom of the great and powerful Lucy... so Luc.. You bi or what? If ya are.. can ya let Billy out for a while so we can try out some of these freaky death suggestions :P... sounds like fun to me. you ain't got nothin wrong with an American chica do ya? We can compare extreem boob sizes.. I think mine just climbed to the DDDDDDDD mark. I'm thinkin about swimmin across the ocean and usin um for floaties... maybe I'll get eaten by a shark :D
08 Nov 2002 A nobody who loves God and wants to meet him soon Hello,
I have a recipie that should do the trick (and tastes good). But first before you kill yourself (if you must) please ask Jesus in your heart.
Yes there is a God and the reason he allows suffering is to test us. Please ask him in so you can live in bliss in the next world. You see in heaven the handicaped won't be. And you can do anything you want and you won't be fat or ugly you will be PERFECT! In the last days of this earth the devil will rule and he will make things HELL! You will want to die but won't be able to kill yourself. I see the earth is in a downward spiral. Now if war keeps on the least that will happen is the USA will fall into another deppresion. Anyway God loves you please let him take you. Don't let the devil win for he will torture you for eternity!

My recipie:
Death by chocolate

A chocolate shake or rootbeer float
As many advil or asprin as you can get
As many sleeping pills as you can find
Foxglove leaves and flowers (purple bell shaped flowers on tall stalks) (about five plants worth)
about 1 or 2 kilograms of apple seeds
whipped cream

Grind up the asprin, sleeping pills, foxglove plants and apple seeds.
stir into your shake or float and cover with as much whipped cream and chocolate syrup as youd like (heck if you have to die, die by chocolate)
drink it all (add more to the stuff at the bottom and drink that too)

What will happen is the sleeping pills and asprin will knock you out, the foxglove will work at speeding your heart up so fast it stops, the apple seeds which contain cyanide will block your air passages and walla death by chocolate!
PS: drink this somewhere where you parents won't find you so they can't rescue you, and also they love you so if they find you commited suicide it will break their hearts so toss the glass away and clean up after yourself.
And PLEEAASSSSEEE accept God before it is too late.

The maker of this site: please dont reply to my e-mail adress I dont want my parents to find out they check my e-mail for me so if you write I won't even get to play suicide.
07 Nov 2002 berdusud c'est la philosophie le seul sujet valable: le suicide
07 Nov 2002 lecorbeaudesgoofs Under 13, the best way is to jump from the car of your grand parents!
If you have a certain sense of humour, you can add something like "next time try to lock the door"
07 Nov 2002 toto I don't speak english very well so don't blame : I've just read a few answers to that question and I realize some of them are more a suggestion of doing it than a mere joke (the way I answered last time when I wrote "grow up").
Please mouflette be careful with some of those answers which finally can be judged as yours.
07 Nov 2002 Graeme How do you kill yourself? Grow up before your time and then realise that you don't have the mental abitily to either work out a) what life is all about and b) you probably want it easy, ask everyone on the Internet how to end you life before it has even begun.
07 Nov 2002 Amethyst I know how everybody in here feels this used to be my favorite site. But here's a better alternative... ok... smoke lots of pot... lots and lots... smoke everyday... and good pot... keep doing that until you die... tee hee
06 Nov 2002 toto Grandir
06 Nov 2002 philippe to climb to the top of something very high like a roof or a tree and then take the straightest way down. Climbing is nice. Falling down is nice. Dying is nice ...
05 Nov 2002 Lindsey Lane sit in the garage with the car on and breathe deep breaths in and out
05 Nov 2002 Hugh I find it funny that so many people get annoyed about this site. One thing to point out to them is: notice how few people are supporting and praising this site? Thats because they are most likely to be in no position to type any more.

So I thought I'd write this BEFORE I end it, just to say to all those who think life is worth living that they are wrong. YOUR life is worth living, that doesn't mean everyone else's is. Think about it. Oh, and enjoy it, cos I'm outta here.
05 Nov 2002 tracer so many men and so little time, i just cant see how so many of them can hurt me but it happens to all of us. i'm 17 now and i just can't wait another FUCKING valentine's day just around the corner. it will be a year on that day that i started cutting but now i just do it to relieve stress. some tell me not to, why should you care? you didn't before so why now? go fuck yourself, die, i don't care, just leave me the fuck alone. i dont want to be alone, so many pretty girls with their lil boyfriends and i... why they don't like me. i think i scare them all away. i've got problems i know but no one will help me. i think all i need is someone to truly love me.
just remember this friend will never be there forever so if that's your reason for stopping yourself then just do it. there are not going to be there forever and if they hear you're going to kill yourself they'll most likely stop talking to you.
have fun doing it you can only do it once. :)
04 Nov 2002 713 wat the fuck! life is a bag of shit.... i tell you what: get all your friends who wanna die as well and go to some cliff in a mini bus. get amazingly pissed and just crash the mini bus off a really big cliff. Overdose heavily so you die even if the impact don't kill ya. fuck it.... noah! i had someone who was close to me from south dakota. she was my reason. now she's gone. let's all fukin die....who's up for death?

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