Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.

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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
20 May 2021 belvë#5791 my brain is diseased
18 May 2021 lfuzzy wuzzy I cant do this anymore. This is so unfair. Its not my fault i have hyperactive lactation diso77urder. I just sit there and i lactate all over my shirt. Two big wet spots. I just want regular nipples. I would even settle for some puffy nips if they dont leaks or water fall.
16 May 2021 rectal catharsis. The spectrum of human emotion is, when you give thought to it, likened to a volcano. Over time pressure builds until it is no longer possible to contain below the surface. Violent explosions of spewed hatred that melts everything it touches, and a smokey cloud of ash hotter than a match flame blanketing all that you can see. All in proximity void of any sign of life, and even those a far can feel the wrath. Suffering. Choking, blinded, sun blacked out for days, etc., Etc.

Because of this truth it would be wise to keep a pair of pilots goggles and some fire resistant fabric wraps for your head and face. Something to filter the ash out of the air you breathe. And maybe a few tubs of burn ointment also. Keep these close to you all the time. Unless of course you have a volcano in your back yard. Then you just get a hammock and some margaritas and some sun tan lotion spf 150 and just wait for vacation to be over and its almost hell on earth. And that reminds me, there are only two places to see a fire tornado. And that is hell and california, an ultra left wing, ultra socialist state in The States. And thats what is so awesome about life. Natural disasters make the crunchy granola types so fearful due to their constant fantasies of running for their life to escape a disater, but they only end up dying tired. I think these human emotions described are not like a volcano, but a sink hole. People swallowed up by sinking sand. And with such emotions running wild coupled with various other problems, such as the Orthodox Jews wanting to tear down the mosque on the temple mount and build the third temple and having made preperations already like corner stones cut, menorah and altar are finished and they are making grain offerings already, along with other problems like aliens, and also another big problem is how difficult it is to get an animal on the endangered species list with hunters coming from all over the world to bag the first bigfoot. And the next person to tell me to wear a useless mask, i am going to have an ocean of emotion for them when like a tsunami i wash them away, and wipe my ass with their mask and put it back on them. I hope its hot that day so i will be extra sweaty.
In fact, there are so many problems in the world today, emotions are running high. So if you feel overwhelmed with life its ok. Its perfectly normal. Because once israel builds the temple and brings back animal sacrifice the Antichrist will come and there will be so much genocide the nazis will look like a bunch of chior boys. And it should happen soon as the shot is the first installment of marxist of the beast six six six burned into your genetically modified soul. Patented and owned by big pharma. And just remember if you can not afford becoming a slave astro zenicuh may be able to help.
And look everyone knows that babies have a unique smell.
16 May 2021 Ислам Коше Я не убивал
12 May 2021 nice evening graveyard walk I did some reading in a scientific journal a few weeks back that this website reminded me of. The data contained in this journal says its a solid 99% probable that you will die if you use this method. There is only one issue tho. Timing. This has to be timmed perfect. You must be mid-stream of a self induced orgasm when your grandmother walks in on you. This mixture of climax and shock should be enough strain on your heart and mind you just stroke out, literally.
09 May 2021 V Death by gas poisoning
07 May 2021 ЛËША МИККИ Таблетки
04 May 2021 зачем тебе не знаю
03 May 2021 Uwiwi Ну смотри первое удаляй все с компа во вторых приходи на чай
02 May 2021 Мать в кана Короче...ты кидаешь меня нахуй в космос и потом я прилетаю в детдом, где меня избивают безмамные голуби
01 May 2021 I love Led Zeppelin You don't kill yourself.
30 Apr 2021 andromeda#0621 help me die
30 Apr 2021 anny nauuuuuuuuuur dont do it
26 Apr 2021 jenny overdosing
23 Apr 2021 liulu be really really sad and out of the human loop 4ever
21 Apr 2021 sorry you dont need to kill yourself .... the world is already killing you.
21 Apr 2021 Isabella jump off something
21 Apr 2021 teknaf overdose on pills
18 Apr 2021 Josh Overdose
17 Apr 2021 Wilhem Maximilien Act one, Scene one: man in a freshly dug up grave with an open casket and a corpse.

Half naked grave robber:
How delightful are my memories of caressing and firmly grasping her loins. Such loins demand caressing. My fondest memory would be how easily the loins would become hot and reddened from only mildly smacking those sweet loins with my bare hand. And oh how twichy those legs become from over stimulation. But every time you climax it just excites me more and wtf are those lights.. Oh shit its the cops. Where are my pants so i can get out of this graveyard.

***The End***

I think this is a beautiful story of a man who lost his wife and was very lonely. And because he was lonely he had to go to the graveyard every so often, dig her up, and spend some quality time. But the movie never said it was his wife, it could be his mistress. That part will always be a mystery. Who do you think it is?

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