What is the best way to commit suicide when you're under 13?

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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?

19 Nov 2004 Sick and Tired Wow! That Kevin Phelps post is deep dude. Everyone could learn from that. And man do some people post some sick and twisted shit here. Like that church bitch and Jadsrea. You guys are some cold Mother fuckers.

Oh and I think Mouchette like a fucking 40-something year-old fat guy from Saudi Arabia not some 13-year old French girl.

13 Nov 2004 READ THIS RIGHT PLEASE DONT KILL YOUR SELF LIFE IS WORTH LIVING.THIS IS a sick and fuked up site.i advise that the only person who should kill tre self is the creator of this site! This fuked up site is sick. i will get htis site shut down. u will die 1 day anyway so live ur life!

01 Nov 2004 T SCHOLL I've been around several suicides. Family, friends, and foes. If one thinks life is not worth fighting for, just remember the mean age for death anyhow is +/- 75 years if you are lucky with good health. That's nothing!!!!!!!!!

Personally, I think a suicidal person should at least register with Volunteer Organ Donor Association in their town. When you are ready to die, at least give your young body parts to people who need them and are trying to fight to LIVE!!!!!

IT'S THE RIGHT THING TO DO IF YOU ARE GOING TO BE A SELFISH SPOILED ROTTEN BRAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

28 Oct 2004 Some1 better than you! This website is the most disgusting and inhuman thing i have ever seen, i plan to report this website to the authoritys because i cannot see how making fun of such serious and upsetting subjects, i.e ~ killing yourself, is very productive. I hope you all die in a horiffic car crash and burn in hell you selfrichous cunts!

27 Oct 2004 ... you need to stop whyning you stupid pice of shit

27 Oct 2004 jessica stick your head in a teachers bathroom toilet and drown yourself.

20 Oct 2004 Cat i can't decide if this site is a joke or not.
it is people like you that make me ashamed to call myself an artist, because you know NOTHING about art. this site doesn't even fall into the category of 'this is such a pitiful example of humanity that it has become art'. it really sucks that much goatcock.
YOU FAIL IT.

p.s. - killing yourself with pills rarely works. all it does is land you a horribly painful and disgusting trip to the hospital. my mother works in the ICU of a local hospital and has told me about a thousand stories of how stupid teenage girls show up having taken 30 Tylenol. they get their stomach pumped and sit there vomiting for a week, every once in awhile having a big glass of liquified chalk/charcoal shoved down their throats. which makes them vomit more. go jump off a building and save yourself the humiliation.

20 Oct 2004 Patrick May No problem for you, Mouchette or whatever your name is. You've made this crappy site. Someone will be angry enough to hunt you down and kill you with a wooden carving of a man called Ben Peterson.
HAHHAAH!!!!!
Who is Noriyuki?

20 Oct 2004 Mulefisk You guys are idiots. You only live once, so why not make the most of the time you have here?

19 Oct 2004 They guy who gonna get you arrested FUCK ARE YOU STUPID!!, nice way to help pre-teens/teens off themselves when they have absolutly no fucking clue about life. I intend to report you and you fucked up site to the apropriate authorities. Enjoy you stay in jail you sick fucks

19 Oct 2004 Jackhole McAssleg The same way that'd be best when you're over 13. Stop whining and go do some push-ups or something.

19 Oct 2004 God I don't care how you do it. Just fucking kill yourself anyhow. If you've come this far, just realise that nobody really cares about your problems and if you're doing this as a 'cry for help', you're an attention-whore' and nobody likes an attention whore.
So put on some Linkin Park and slit your goddamned wrists all ready, Hot Topic Poser.

19 Oct 2004 Angela How about you let yourself get a little older and wait for the hormones to stop raging inside of you? Maybe when that happens, you'll get some sense knocked into you. At least, I hope your parents give you a good whack when they find this website. I'm sure they will. You're obviously not that smart about it.

19 Oct 2004 Get over it This is a pathetic plea for attention but I'll bite. Get over it. I don't care what the fuck has happened in your life but guaranteed, that and worse has happened to someone else. Seriously there shouldn't be any complaints from the little brats living in 1st-2nd world countries. All over the world there are children fucking fighting to stay alive everyday with no real future to look forward to while rich little goth pricks sitting talk about how life sucks so much while they eat 3+ meals a day and have running water, a house, and electricity. Oh but depression is sooo bad I'm suffering you say? Get a shrink millions of depression sufferers have done it, what's your problem? I really don't care what your issues are, they are none that justify killing yourself. So stop with the bullshit pleas for attention and stop wasting peoples time.

19 Oct 2004 Mr. Bojangles Break your fucking neck you dumbass.

It's fucking simple. God damn you kids need to stop having connections to the internet. Your pathetic site is shitty too.

Impotent Moron.

19 Oct 2004 crap for brains Jesus, you've been trying to come up with a way to kill yourself since 1997? Our choices here are as follows: a) you are stupid, b) you can't read, or c) you have no real plan for suicide. You're not fooling anyone. Find another way to get attention.

19 Oct 2004 disenchantedwithbitchyteens Hang around for a couple more weeks and wait for Bush to get re-elected. We're all gonna suffer for that.

Seriously, find another way to fit in. This "I want to kill myself but I don't know how" shit is pathetic. I have to agree with the "Shit or get off the pot" group. There are millions of kids your age who can't get enough to eat, whose parents rape and beat them, who can't see or hear or speak or think. If you think you've got it bad, you're not doing any good to society. You've got plenty of ideas now, but somehow I don't think they're going to get used. So quit bitching and give yourself some purpose. When I was your age I had a job and was volunteering at any charity that would take me. Don't be so goddamn self-centered.

19 Oct 2004 The Maltese Bippy What in the good gotdamn is this shit? Telling tweens how to kill themselves? Get a grip and quit acting like pussies. There are people who went through the holocaust, the great depression, and WWII as kids. You fuckers have computers, MTV, nice clothes, etc. Stop being such losers and do something to contribute to society like volunteer at a homeless shelter or animal shelter. Stop being so fucking selfish and lame!

18 Oct 2004 jen <b>Hey. Clue up. It's called GROWING UP. Try not wallowing in your misery and go for a walk. Listen to happier music. Stop convincing yourself your life is terrible, you'd be better off dead, etc. And for those of you actually giving suicide advice to children, I have one question for you; what the fuck? How could you possibly encourage small children to do this?! And one more question... You think life is so hard right now, your life is terrible; what's worse? A measly 65-80 years of working through it and making it all the way until you are suppossed to go, or killing yourself right now and spending a damned eternity in hell? There's a reason people don't just kill themselves because they don't like how things are, there are <i>consequences!!</i>

this is pathetic, if you need attention or help or whatever... go to social services, get a shrink, talk to someone that isn't going to tell you suicide is the answer. Bunch of cowards if you back out of life after getting this far... Even thirteen years is a good distance to have come... You're just going to stop now?</b>

18 Oct 2004 Jason How about NOT killing yourself? I'm not going to spew off some happy-go-lucky psycho-babble and try to tell you that you have so much to live for, or some crazy shit about God. Instead I'm going to tell you that you're a fucking jerk-off. You're under 13 and you're seriously thinking about killing yourself? What the fuck do you know about life at age 13? So many people have it so much worse than you do and you don't hear them bitching. Here's a better idea - instead of taking the easy way out and becoming a tool for rejects everywhere, how about getting a fucking grip on reality and enlisting the help of some yuppy psychiatrist. Yes, you've got to PAY them to be your friend, but at least you're establishing loyalty. Don't get me wrong - I really don't give a fuck if you die or not. I just think it's pathetic that a person not even 13 years of age thinks they've got it all figured out. News flash: there's more to life than you will ever, EVER know. The least you could do is wait it out a bit, get laid a few times, and maybe experience a few mood-altering substances before you say fuck it all.

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Date	Name/email Nom/email	What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13? Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
19 Nov 2004	Sick and Tired	Wow! That Kevin Phelps post is deep dude. Everyone could learn from that. And man do some people post some sick and twisted shit here. Like that church bitch and Jadsrea. You guys are some cold Mother fuckers. Oh and I think Mouchette like a fucking 40-something year-old fat guy from Saudi Arabia not some 13-year old French girl.
13 Nov 2004	READ THIS	RIGHT PLEASE DONT KILL YOUR SELF LIFE IS WORTH LIVING.THIS IS a sick and fuked up site.i advise that the only person who should kill tre self is the creator of this site! This fuked up site is sick. i will get htis site shut down. u will die 1 day anyway so live ur life!
01 Nov 2004	T SCHOLL	I've been around several suicides. Family, friends, and foes. If one thinks life is not worth fighting for, just remember the mean age for death anyhow is +/- 75 years if you are lucky with good health. That's nothing!!!!!!!!! Personally, I think a suicidal person should at least register with Volunteer Organ Donor Association in their town. When you are ready to die, at least give your young body parts to people who need them and are trying to fight to LIVE!!!!! IT'S THE RIGHT THING TO DO IF YOU ARE GOING TO BE A SELFISH SPOILED ROTTEN BRAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
28 Oct 2004	Some1 better than you!	This website is the most disgusting and inhuman thing i have ever seen, i plan to report this website to the authoritys because i cannot see how making fun of such serious and upsetting subjects, i.e ~ killing yourself, is very productive. I hope you all die in a horiffic car crash and burn in hell you selfrichous cunts!
27 Oct 2004	...	you need to stop whyning you stupid pice of shit
27 Oct 2004	jessica	stick your head in a teachers bathroom toilet and drown yourself.
20 Oct 2004	Cat	i can't decide if this site is a joke or not. it is people like you that make me ashamed to call myself an artist, because you know NOTHING about art. this site doesn't even fall into the category of 'this is such a pitiful example of humanity that it has become art'. it really sucks that much goatcock. YOU FAIL IT. p.s. - killing yourself with pills rarely works. all it does is land you a horribly painful and disgusting trip to the hospital. my mother works in the ICU of a local hospital and has told me about a thousand stories of how stupid teenage girls show up having taken 30 Tylenol. they get their stomach pumped and sit there vomiting for a week, every once in awhile having a big glass of liquified chalk/charcoal shoved down their throats. which makes them vomit more. go jump off a building and save yourself the humiliation.
20 Oct 2004	Patrick May	No problem for you, Mouchette or whatever your name is. You've made this crappy site. Someone will be angry enough to hunt you down and kill you with a wooden carving of a man called Ben Peterson. HAHHAAH!!!!! Who is Noriyuki?
20 Oct 2004	Mulefisk	You guys are idiots. You only live once, so why not make the most of the time you have here?
19 Oct 2004	They guy who gonna get you arrested	FUCK ARE YOU STUPID!!, nice way to help pre-teens/teens off themselves when they have absolutly no fucking clue about life. I intend to report you and you fucked up site to the apropriate authorities. Enjoy you stay in jail you sick fucks
19 Oct 2004	Jackhole McAssleg	The same way that'd be best when you're over 13. Stop whining and go do some push-ups or something.
19 Oct 2004	God	I don't care how you do it. Just fucking kill yourself anyhow. If you've come this far, just realise that nobody really cares about your problems and if you're doing this as a 'cry for help', you're an attention-whore' and nobody likes an attention whore. So put on some Linkin Park and slit your goddamned wrists all ready, Hot Topic Poser.
19 Oct 2004	Angela	How about you let yourself get a little older and wait for the hormones to stop raging inside of you? Maybe when that happens, you'll get some sense knocked into you. At least, I hope your parents give you a good whack when they find this website. I'm sure they will. You're obviously not that smart about it.
19 Oct 2004	Get over it	This is a pathetic plea for attention but I'll bite. Get over it. I don't care what the fuck has happened in your life but guaranteed, that and worse has happened to someone else. Seriously there shouldn't be any complaints from the little brats living in 1st-2nd world countries. All over the world there are children fucking fighting to stay alive everyday with no real future to look forward to while rich little goth pricks sitting talk about how life sucks so much while they eat 3+ meals a day and have running water, a house, and electricity. Oh but depression is sooo bad I'm suffering you say? Get a shrink millions of depression sufferers have done it, what's your problem? I really don't care what your issues are, they are none that justify killing yourself. So stop with the bullshit pleas for attention and stop wasting peoples time.
19 Oct 2004	Mr. Bojangles	Break your fucking neck you dumbass. It's fucking simple. God damn you kids need to stop having connections to the internet. Your pathetic site is shitty too. Impotent Moron.
19 Oct 2004	crap for brains	Jesus, you've been trying to come up with a way to kill yourself since 1997? Our choices here are as follows: a) you are stupid, b) you can't read, or c) you have no real plan for suicide. You're not fooling anyone. Find another way to get attention.
19 Oct 2004	disenchantedwithbitchyteens	Hang around for a couple more weeks and wait for Bush to get re-elected. We're all gonna suffer for that. Seriously, find another way to fit in. This "I want to kill myself but I don't know how" shit is pathetic. I have to agree with the "Shit or get off the pot" group. There are millions of kids your age who can't get enough to eat, whose parents rape and beat them, who can't see or hear or speak or think. If you think you've got it bad, you're not doing any good to society. You've got plenty of ideas now, but somehow I don't think they're going to get used. So quit bitching and give yourself some purpose. When I was your age I had a job and was volunteering at any charity that would take me. Don't be so goddamn self-centered.
19 Oct 2004	The Maltese Bippy	What in the good gotdamn is this shit? Telling tweens how to kill themselves? Get a grip and quit acting like pussies. There are people who went through the holocaust, the great depression, and WWII as kids. You fuckers have computers, MTV, nice clothes, etc. Stop being such losers and do something to contribute to society like volunteer at a homeless shelter or animal shelter. Stop being so fucking selfish and lame!
18 Oct 2004	jen	<b>Hey. Clue up. It's called GROWING UP. Try not wallowing in your misery and go for a walk. Listen to happier music. Stop convincing yourself your life is terrible, you'd be better off dead, etc. And for those of you actually giving suicide advice to children, I have one question for you; what the fuck? How could you possibly encourage small children to do this?! And one more question... You think life is so hard right now, your life is terrible; what's worse? A measly 65-80 years of working through it and making it all the way until you are suppossed to go, or killing yourself right now and spending a damned eternity in hell? There's a reason people don't just kill themselves because they don't like how things are, there are <i>consequences!!</i> this is pathetic, if you need attention or help or whatever... go to social services, get a shrink, talk to someone that isn't going to tell you suicide is the answer. Bunch of cowards if you back out of life after getting this far... Even thirteen years is a good distance to have come... You're just going to stop now?</b>
18 Oct 2004	Jason	How about NOT killing yourself? I'm not going to spew off some happy-go-lucky psycho-babble and try to tell you that you have so much to live for, or some crazy shit about God. Instead I'm going to tell you that you're a fucking jerk-off. You're under 13 and you're seriously thinking about killing yourself? What the fuck do you know about life at age 13? So many people have it so much worse than you do and you don't hear them bitching. Here's a better idea - instead of taking the easy way out and becoming a tool for rejects everywhere, how about getting a fucking grip on reality and enlisting the help of some yuppy psychiatrist. Yes, you've got to PAY them to be your friend, but at least you're establishing loyalty. Don't get me wrong - I really don't give a fuck if you die or not. I just think it's pathetic that a person not even 13 years of age thinks they've got it all figured out. News flash: there's more to life than you will ever, EVER know. The least you could do is wait it out a bit, get laid a few times, and maybe experience a few mood-altering substances before you say fuck it all.