What is the best way to commit suicide when you're under 13?

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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?

09 Apr 2015 get a job The distant night sky pulsates with blinding white light. The air is still and silent. I want to fly up in theclouds and rage with the storm. I want to blow lightning bolts from my ass.

07 Apr 2015 tell me your name first. When people ask me what is the best way to kill yourself when under 13 i always reply with;
That depends. Do you want to experience the process of death or do you want it quick and painless?

06 Apr 2015 VMRK Love

06 Apr 2015 Ukraine! Fame to

05 Apr 2015 Lui you have bad parents

04 Apr 2015 overlord oral larnauion Vll Just when i thought i have seen it all... an associate of mine lives in an appartment building. His neighbor hangs out with a group called "fuzzies" and a fuzzie is a person that has an animal costume. One that resembles a kids tv show type animal. With smiles and looks overboard happy. And they basicly have huge orgy parties. There are some seriously perverted people out there.

02 Apr 2015 apathy abounds(obtuse club mix) For all you suicide maniacs out there, i have known several people who were either an aquaintance or family of someone who commited suicide. After so much time the person just becomes a distant memory. And nothing changed. Not one of the things that bothered someone enough to commit suicide ever changed. Suicide never makes wrongs right. Its still the same planet with the same idiots running around doing the same horseshit. The only thing suicide has to offer is an out. An out can be aquired without suicide. There is always something that can be done to make it better.

02 Apr 2015 levenus supremus wassup nigaz

01 Apr 2015 deuces wild. This morning i woke up and before the day got started i dropped two toxic dumps. The day turned out to be extra shitty. Everything that was already bad got to worst case senario in a blink of an eye. Then new shit surfaced. It was a double whammy. A double decker shit sandwich of a day. This makes me wonder if my ass is like a prophet or something. Foretelling me how my day will be.

31 Mar 2015 bob drown

29 Mar 2015 Robert the doll Razor blades

29 Mar 2015 uncle sam needs you! Just sign up for human experiments.

29 Mar 2015 pin worms. Parasites. Drink water from ponds and drainage ditches. Within hours you will have the life sucked out of you.

27 Mar 2015 watermelons and fried chicken You know some shit hit the fan when you hear a small child say mommie is in the bathtub and she is sleeping. I tried to wake her up but she wont move.

25 Mar 2015 dewgee I heard someone exclaim very angerly today, its not that important. He was having a convo with himself when he began screaming that. I guess he didnt like what he had to say. Literaly, he was verbaly disagreeing with himself and insulting himself.

21 Mar 2015 the moon master The best way to kill yourself is to go on the internet looking for ways to kill yourself.

20 Mar 2015 narra tor Once upon a time in a local meat market a person purchased a turkey leg. After the fourth bite maggots began falling out. The person cried. The accounts in this story are true and the characters names have been changed because you dont need to know.

19 Mar 2015 guest1234 I enjoy reading the posts by the people in the blame me section. They seem to have a limited vocabulary. They keep using the words "sick fuck" and i have to ask... is a sick fuck what you say when you get an STD?

18 Mar 2015 fed up. I was told if you read every single post on this website you instantly die. Its not true though. Its ok. Reading them wont hurt you. Unless your an uppity bitch who thinks your shit dont stink and you pull out in front of people and drive slow because you think you own the whole earth and the moon. It is to those snobs that i direct this message: no one likes you.

18 Mar 2015 turdmuncher and handstand master Drown in the toilet. You may want to flush it first. I didnt flush the first time, and lets just say the second time i drown myself in the toilet i did flush first and it was much more pleasant and satisfying. I think thats what its all about really. Being happy and content about the method of suicide. Thats what truly makes it the best way. I would like to add i am just a hobbyist. I really feel terrible for all those people who commit suicide for a legitimate reason. I just find suicide a way to simply relax and unwind. Some people turn to beer for a crutch but as for me, i will stick with a daily dose of suicide. Its the only way to live for me.

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Date	Name/email Nom/email	What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13? Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
09 Apr 2015	get a job	The distant night sky pulsates with blinding white light. The air is still and silent. I want to fly up in theclouds and rage with the storm. I want to blow lightning bolts from my ass.
07 Apr 2015	tell me your name first.	When people ask me what is the best way to kill yourself when under 13 i always reply with; That depends. Do you want to experience the process of death or do you want it quick and painless?
06 Apr 2015	VMRK	Love
06 Apr 2015	Ukraine!	Fame to
05 Apr 2015	Lui	you have bad parents
04 Apr 2015	overlord oral larnauion Vll	Just when i thought i have seen it all... an associate of mine lives in an appartment building. His neighbor hangs out with a group called "fuzzies" and a fuzzie is a person that has an animal costume. One that resembles a kids tv show type animal. With smiles and looks overboard happy. And they basicly have huge orgy parties. There are some seriously perverted people out there.
02 Apr 2015	apathy abounds(obtuse club mix)	For all you suicide maniacs out there, i have known several people who were either an aquaintance or family of someone who commited suicide. After so much time the person just becomes a distant memory. And nothing changed. Not one of the things that bothered someone enough to commit suicide ever changed. Suicide never makes wrongs right. Its still the same planet with the same idiots running around doing the same horseshit. The only thing suicide has to offer is an out. An out can be aquired without suicide. There is always something that can be done to make it better.
02 Apr 2015	levenus supremus	wassup nigaz
01 Apr 2015	deuces wild.	This morning i woke up and before the day got started i dropped two toxic dumps. The day turned out to be extra shitty. Everything that was already bad got to worst case senario in a blink of an eye. Then new shit surfaced. It was a double whammy. A double decker shit sandwich of a day. This makes me wonder if my ass is like a prophet or something. Foretelling me how my day will be.
31 Mar 2015	bob	drown
29 Mar 2015	Robert the doll	Razor blades
29 Mar 2015	uncle sam needs you!	Just sign up for human experiments.
29 Mar 2015	pin worms.	Parasites. Drink water from ponds and drainage ditches. Within hours you will have the life sucked out of you.
27 Mar 2015	watermelons and fried chicken	You know some shit hit the fan when you hear a small child say mommie is in the bathtub and she is sleeping. I tried to wake her up but she wont move.
25 Mar 2015	dewgee	I heard someone exclaim very angerly today, its not that important. He was having a convo with himself when he began screaming that. I guess he didnt like what he had to say. Literaly, he was verbaly disagreeing with himself and insulting himself.
21 Mar 2015	the moon master	The best way to kill yourself is to go on the internet looking for ways to kill yourself.
20 Mar 2015	narra tor	Once upon a time in a local meat market a person purchased a turkey leg. After the fourth bite maggots began falling out. The person cried. The accounts in this story are true and the characters names have been changed because you dont need to know.
19 Mar 2015	guest1234	I enjoy reading the posts by the people in the blame me section. They seem to have a limited vocabulary. They keep using the words "sick fuck" and i have to ask... is a sick fuck what you say when you get an STD?
18 Mar 2015	fed up.	I was told if you read every single post on this website you instantly die. Its not true though. Its ok. Reading them wont hurt you. Unless your an uppity bitch who thinks your shit dont stink and you pull out in front of people and drive slow because you think you own the whole earth and the moon. It is to those snobs that i direct this message: no one likes you.
18 Mar 2015	turdmuncher and handstand master	Drown in the toilet. You may want to flush it first. I didnt flush the first time, and lets just say the second time i drown myself in the toilet i did flush first and it was much more pleasant and satisfying. I think thats what its all about really. Being happy and content about the method of suicide. Thats what truly makes it the best way. I would like to add i am just a hobbyist. I really feel terrible for all those people who commit suicide for a legitimate reason. I just find suicide a way to simply relax and unwind. Some people turn to beer for a crutch but as for me, i will stick with a daily dose of suicide. Its the only way to live for me.