What is the best way to commit suicide when you're under 13?

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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?

24 Apr 2015 cocolol98 sharp razors

23 Apr 2015 Yann to jump before a train

22 Apr 2015 Niketa Pills and Go to sleep

22 Apr 2015 fuu eat a some glue

21 Apr 2015 Captian Optimism? Its a great time to go on and futher your education at a university. Or if you are to young just go to school everyday. There is a lot of school shootings these days. Who knows, maybe you will get lucky and the psychos will save you the trouble. And even if you strike out on that deal you should be able to get a decent paying job.

16 Apr 2015 Todd Rickson McDoule I have aquired alien technology that will randomly select the best possible choice for someone to kill themselves. Anyone can have unlimited access to the technology and the database. That is, anyone who is not late on 3 easy installments of twenty nine ninety nine.

16 Apr 2015 seeking answers23159 B-) Whats going on with these silly american girls that pluck out all the eyebrow hair and then paint them back on. Its silly and obsurd. It looks like used motor oil as well as vaguely similar to a clown. Has self shallowness reached a new peak or do they just have a thing about facial hair. What in the world could be going on in their head?...
Just a few plucks and it will look better. (15 minutes later) Oh my I plucked to many and it looks stupid and unatural so i must find my sharpie marker and draw them back on.

12 Apr 2015 Valdez on Valium I went shopping today. I bought two pairs of trousers. Relaxed fit. Very comfortable. Plenty of room for the family jewels. That is not what i really want to talk about. It was just an ice breaker. Not that i needed an ice breaker. Anyway, what i wanted to talk about is my curiosity with the dreams fish have. A nightmare would be getting caught in a net or a shark in hot pursuit. Maybe a crocodile. And a sexy dream would be getting seduced by a sea horse or a mermaid. And so in conclusion if we all pour one quart of motor oil into a lake or river we can help rid the planet of fish dreams. Motor oil will absolutly not harm the fish only stop them from dreaming. Its scientificly proven.

10 Apr 2015 Ann Mia I tried to kill myself 4 times
And every time it was different ways.Opening veins, suffocation, pills and drowning.
But nothing works

09 Apr 2015 get a job The distant night sky pulsates with blinding white light. The air is still and silent. I want to fly up in theclouds and rage with the storm. I want to blow lightning bolts from my ass.

07 Apr 2015 tell me your name first. When people ask me what is the best way to kill yourself when under 13 i always reply with;
That depends. Do you want to experience the process of death or do you want it quick and painless?

06 Apr 2015 VMRK Love

06 Apr 2015 Ukraine! Fame to

05 Apr 2015 Lui you have bad parents

04 Apr 2015 overlord oral larnauion Vll Just when i thought i have seen it all... an associate of mine lives in an appartment building. His neighbor hangs out with a group called "fuzzies" and a fuzzie is a person that has an animal costume. One that resembles a kids tv show type animal. With smiles and looks overboard happy. And they basicly have huge orgy parties. There are some seriously perverted people out there.

02 Apr 2015 apathy abounds(obtuse club mix) For all you suicide maniacs out there, i have known several people who were either an aquaintance or family of someone who commited suicide. After so much time the person just becomes a distant memory. And nothing changed. Not one of the things that bothered someone enough to commit suicide ever changed. Suicide never makes wrongs right. Its still the same planet with the same idiots running around doing the same horseshit. The only thing suicide has to offer is an out. An out can be aquired without suicide. There is always something that can be done to make it better.

02 Apr 2015 levenus supremus wassup nigaz

01 Apr 2015 deuces wild. This morning i woke up and before the day got started i dropped two toxic dumps. The day turned out to be extra shitty. Everything that was already bad got to worst case senario in a blink of an eye. Then new shit surfaced. It was a double whammy. A double decker shit sandwich of a day. This makes me wonder if my ass is like a prophet or something. Foretelling me how my day will be.

31 Mar 2015 bob drown

29 Mar 2015 Robert the doll Razor blades

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Date	Name/email Nom/email	What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13? Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
24 Apr 2015	cocolol98	sharp razors
23 Apr 2015	Yann	to jump before a train
22 Apr 2015	Niketa	Pills and Go to sleep
22 Apr 2015	fuu	eat a some glue
21 Apr 2015	Captian Optimism?	Its a great time to go on and futher your education at a university. Or if you are to young just go to school everyday. There is a lot of school shootings these days. Who knows, maybe you will get lucky and the psychos will save you the trouble. And even if you strike out on that deal you should be able to get a decent paying job.
16 Apr 2015	Todd Rickson McDoule	I have aquired alien technology that will randomly select the best possible choice for someone to kill themselves. Anyone can have unlimited access to the technology and the database. That is, anyone who is not late on 3 easy installments of twenty nine ninety nine.
16 Apr 2015	seeking answers23159 B-)	Whats going on with these silly american girls that pluck out all the eyebrow hair and then paint them back on. Its silly and obsurd. It looks like used motor oil as well as vaguely similar to a clown. Has self shallowness reached a new peak or do they just have a thing about facial hair. What in the world could be going on in their head?... Just a few plucks and it will look better. (15 minutes later) Oh my I plucked to many and it looks stupid and unatural so i must find my sharpie marker and draw them back on.
12 Apr 2015	Valdez on Valium	I went shopping today. I bought two pairs of trousers. Relaxed fit. Very comfortable. Plenty of room for the family jewels. That is not what i really want to talk about. It was just an ice breaker. Not that i needed an ice breaker. Anyway, what i wanted to talk about is my curiosity with the dreams fish have. A nightmare would be getting caught in a net or a shark in hot pursuit. Maybe a crocodile. And a sexy dream would be getting seduced by a sea horse or a mermaid. And so in conclusion if we all pour one quart of motor oil into a lake or river we can help rid the planet of fish dreams. Motor oil will absolutly not harm the fish only stop them from dreaming. Its scientificly proven.
10 Apr 2015	Ann Mia	I tried to kill myself 4 times And every time it was different ways.Opening veins, suffocation, pills and drowning. But nothing works
09 Apr 2015	get a job	The distant night sky pulsates with blinding white light. The air is still and silent. I want to fly up in theclouds and rage with the storm. I want to blow lightning bolts from my ass.
07 Apr 2015	tell me your name first.	When people ask me what is the best way to kill yourself when under 13 i always reply with; That depends. Do you want to experience the process of death or do you want it quick and painless?
06 Apr 2015	VMRK	Love
06 Apr 2015	Ukraine!	Fame to
05 Apr 2015	Lui	you have bad parents
04 Apr 2015	overlord oral larnauion Vll	Just when i thought i have seen it all... an associate of mine lives in an appartment building. His neighbor hangs out with a group called "fuzzies" and a fuzzie is a person that has an animal costume. One that resembles a kids tv show type animal. With smiles and looks overboard happy. And they basicly have huge orgy parties. There are some seriously perverted people out there.
02 Apr 2015	apathy abounds(obtuse club mix)	For all you suicide maniacs out there, i have known several people who were either an aquaintance or family of someone who commited suicide. After so much time the person just becomes a distant memory. And nothing changed. Not one of the things that bothered someone enough to commit suicide ever changed. Suicide never makes wrongs right. Its still the same planet with the same idiots running around doing the same horseshit. The only thing suicide has to offer is an out. An out can be aquired without suicide. There is always something that can be done to make it better.
02 Apr 2015	levenus supremus	wassup nigaz
01 Apr 2015	deuces wild.	This morning i woke up and before the day got started i dropped two toxic dumps. The day turned out to be extra shitty. Everything that was already bad got to worst case senario in a blink of an eye. Then new shit surfaced. It was a double whammy. A double decker shit sandwich of a day. This makes me wonder if my ass is like a prophet or something. Foretelling me how my day will be.
31 Mar 2015	bob	drown
29 Mar 2015	Robert the doll	Razor blades