What is the best way to commit suicide when you're under 13?

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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?

02 Aug 2018 TylerHoeseph hang yourself

02 Aug 2018 slmdnkax Slit your wrist🤷‍♂️

30 Jul 2018 adadadd idk man

29 Jul 2018 Die laughing Watch videos on americas 2016 election of people who voted for hillary clinton, but trump won the election. These people wig out hard.

29 Jul 2018 Professional under 13 suicide nerd Suffocation probably, be it drowning, or any other lack of oxygen

28 Jul 2018 Bill mayher the dumb fuck. Just watch CNN. They will tell you so much fake news your head will explode.

28 Jul 2018 Matteo 21

27 Jul 2018 Taia Pills overdose

26 Jul 2018 Faggot help i am a faggot and i want to die. fuck. shrek is love shrek is life. Daddy kinks 420, alcohol is the only answer 69 XD lol

25 Jul 2018 Alexei Strangling yourself in your restroom with a cord/wire.

25 Jul 2018 ........... I would say either jumping off of a tall building of some sorts or slicing your wrists with a razor.

23 Jul 2018 Richard Exploding head

17 Jul 2018 lmao simultaneously dabbing and nae nae-ing at the same time

15 Jul 2018 kylee i am under 13, and i would slit my wrists. my house has plenty of sharp knifes, and it would be almost painless :)

14 Jul 2018 Ethan Wait until your 13. Then use a knife to slit your throat. Or starve yourself

14 Jul 2018 Alice Drown

14 Jul 2018 Geopolitics makes global m<uu Ask yourself do you take what others say to personal?
Do you think the world revolves around you?
Are you aware that you are mentally ill?
Perhaps you should be on powerful psychotropic medications to help you not think as though everyone is out to get you.
They might want to just use your body for their own sexual desires and then throw you away when you no longer interest them.
But this is normal human behavior.
Let's face it, people are not worthy of trust or even conversation.
They are only your friend for self serving reasons.
They may want to lie to you to make themselves feel better about how insecure they are due to their life being a complete failure.
This is normal human behaviour. It's totally natural to feel shame because your life didn't turn out the way you wanted to, so you only make yourself feel better by making other people think you are hot shit.
And then you find out they are not someone you can rely on, or that they will be there for you.
And where does that leave you?
And so you see, it's just a cold world out there because of all the colder hearts.
This includes you and me to.
I will make you feel worse about your pathetic life.
And you will do the same to me.

That leaves 3 options.
-Take medications that mask how shitty existence really is, or kill yourself, or get an ice pick and stab people in the kidney and run away laughing so hard you cry and fart in your pants. Now since we know all the tree huggers claim farting causes global warming that's probably not a great option because the earth will heat up and we will all cook and die.
-So you can either kill yourself or take medication, which will slowly kill you.
So either way you die.
When you think about it there is not much of a choice when the outcome is the same.
The only difference is: one way is quick and the other way is slow and hot and the last way you are happy before you die.

But what the hell does it matter when you still die?
Unless you can get the chip implanted in your brain that makes you regenerate decaying and dying cell tissue and you live forever, you have to die.
The immortality implant is very expensive and they must remove your brain and spine and keep them in a jar.

So fuck it, just take a piss into an electrical socket and fry your kidneys.

And deep down you know you deserve this.

Just a few moments ago you wanted to stab me in the kidney.
And don't even try to pretend or make me believe my kidneys are safe around you.

11 Jul 2018 Gandalf jump

06 Jul 2018 ........... Learn Latin,

05 Jul 2018 Richard Crane i don't know

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Date	Name/email Nom/email	What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13? Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
02 Aug 2018	TylerHoeseph	hang yourself
02 Aug 2018	slmdnkax	Slit your wrist🤷‍♂️
30 Jul 2018	adadadd	idk man
29 Jul 2018	Die laughing	Watch videos on americas 2016 election of people who voted for hillary clinton, but trump won the election. These people wig out hard.
29 Jul 2018	Professional under 13 suicide nerd	Suffocation probably, be it drowning, or any other lack of oxygen
28 Jul 2018	Bill mayher the dumb fuck.	Just watch CNN. They will tell you so much fake news your head will explode.
28 Jul 2018	Matteo	21
27 Jul 2018	Taia	Pills overdose
26 Jul 2018	Faggot	help i am a faggot and i want to die. fuck. shrek is love shrek is life. Daddy kinks 420, alcohol is the only answer 69 XD lol
25 Jul 2018	Alexei	Strangling yourself in your restroom with a cord/wire.
25 Jul 2018	...........	I would say either jumping off of a tall building of some sorts or slicing your wrists with a razor.
23 Jul 2018	Richard	Exploding head
17 Jul 2018	lmao	simultaneously dabbing and nae nae-ing at the same time
15 Jul 2018	kylee	i am under 13, and i would slit my wrists. my house has plenty of sharp knifes, and it would be almost painless :)
14 Jul 2018	Ethan	Wait until your 13. Then use a knife to slit your throat. Or starve yourself
14 Jul 2018	Alice	Drown
14 Jul 2018	Geopolitics makes global m<uu	Ask yourself do you take what others say to personal? Do you think the world revolves around you? Are you aware that you are mentally ill? Perhaps you should be on powerful psychotropic medications to help you not think as though everyone is out to get you. They might want to just use your body for their own sexual desires and then throw you away when you no longer interest them. But this is normal human behavior. Let's face it, people are not worthy of trust or even conversation. They are only your friend for self serving reasons. They may want to lie to you to make themselves feel better about how insecure they are due to their life being a complete failure. This is normal human behaviour. It's totally natural to feel shame because your life didn't turn out the way you wanted to, so you only make yourself feel better by making other people think you are hot shit. And then you find out they are not someone you can rely on, or that they will be there for you. And where does that leave you? And so you see, it's just a cold world out there because of all the colder hearts. This includes you and me to. I will make you feel worse about your pathetic life. And you will do the same to me. That leaves 3 options. -Take medications that mask how shitty existence really is, or kill yourself, or get an ice pick and stab people in the kidney and run away laughing so hard you cry and fart in your pants. Now since we know all the tree huggers claim farting causes global warming that's probably not a great option because the earth will heat up and we will all cook and die. -So you can either kill yourself or take medication, which will slowly kill you. So either way you die. When you think about it there is not much of a choice when the outcome is the same. The only difference is: one way is quick and the other way is slow and hot and the last way you are happy before you die. But what the hell does it matter when you still die? Unless you can get the chip implanted in your brain that makes you regenerate decaying and dying cell tissue and you live forever, you have to die. The immortality implant is very expensive and they must remove your brain and spine and keep them in a jar. So fuck it, just take a piss into an electrical socket and fry your kidneys. And deep down you know you deserve this. Just a few moments ago you wanted to stab me in the kidney. And don't even try to pretend or make me believe my kidneys are safe around you.
11 Jul 2018	Gandalf	jump
06 Jul 2018	...........	Learn Latin,
05 Jul 2018	Richard Crane	i don't know