Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.

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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
17 Jul 2018 lmao simultaneously dabbing and nae nae-ing at the same time
15 Jul 2018 kylee i am under 13, and i would slit my wrists. my house has plenty of sharp knifes, and it would be almost painless :)
14 Jul 2018 Ethan Wait until your 13. Then use a knife to slit your throat. Or starve yourself
14 Jul 2018 Alice Drown
14 Jul 2018 Geopolitics makes global m<uu Ask yourself do you take what others say to personal?
Do you think the world revolves around you?
Are you aware that you are mentally ill?
Perhaps you should be on powerful psychotropic medications to help you not think as though everyone is out to get you.
They might want to just use your body for their own sexual desires and then throw you away when you no longer interest them.
But this is normal human behavior.
Let's face it, people are not worthy of trust or even conversation.
They are only your friend for self serving reasons.
They may want to lie to you to make themselves feel better about how insecure they are due to their life being a complete failure.
This is normal human behaviour. It's totally natural to feel shame because your life didn't turn out the way you wanted to, so you only make yourself feel better by making other people think you are hot shit.
And then you find out they are not someone you can rely on, or that they will be there for you.
And where does that leave you?
And so you see, it's just a cold world out there because of all the colder hearts.
This includes you and me to.
I will make you feel worse about your pathetic life.
And you will do the same to me.

That leaves 3 options.
-Take medications that mask how shitty existence really is, or kill yourself, or get an ice pick and stab people in the kidney and run away laughing so hard you cry and fart in your pants. Now since we know all the tree huggers claim farting causes global warming that's probably not a great option because the earth will heat up and we will all cook and die.
-So you can either kill yourself or take medication, which will slowly kill you.
So either way you die.
When you think about it there is not much of a choice when the outcome is the same.
The only difference is: one way is quick and the other way is slow and hot and the last way you are happy before you die.

But what the hell does it matter when you still die?
Unless you can get the chip implanted in your brain that makes you regenerate decaying and dying cell tissue and you live forever, you have to die.
The immortality implant is very expensive and they must remove your brain and spine and keep them in a jar.

So fuck it, just take a piss into an electrical socket and fry your kidneys.

And deep down you know you deserve this.

Just a few moments ago you wanted to stab me in the kidney.
And don't even try to pretend or make me believe my kidneys are safe around you.
11 Jul 2018 Gandalf jump
06 Jul 2018 ........... Learn Latin,
05 Jul 2018 Richard Crane i don't know
03 Jul 2018 fyodor to submerge a toaster in your bath water while you are in said bath
28 Jun 2018 Anonymous Take a knife, get in the bathtub, and slowly cut everything on your body. Then watch yourself bleed out gracefully
26 Jun 2018 ........... To not do it.
26 Jun 2018 rene overdose or cutting your arm open
25 Jun 2018 ............ let me kill you :)
24 Jun 2018 chien licorne jump off a cliff
18 Jun 2018 penis muncher get dabbed on by jake paul himself
17 Jun 2018 Onceasturdybirdy Listen to the “adults “ around you.
16 Jun 2018 lumire Take an entire bottle of pain killers, fill a bath with warm water, slit your wrist and wait.
15 Jun 2018 GEI Live a little longer to watch yourself slowly die
14 Jun 2018 Ayn Random Google search "Golf Rumors".
13 Jun 2018 Jace Well, you just over dose on insulin of course.

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