What is the best way to commit suicide when you're under 13?

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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?

03 Dec 1999 Becky The first thing you need to put in the suicide kit is a case of beer or malt liquor, or whatever you like to drink. Just make sure its enough to get DRUNK.
Drink as much as you need to get good and Drunk. The other thing you need is about 24 Klonopins or other strong muscle relaxers. Now call up somebody of the opposite sex (or the same sex if that's the way you are, which is cool too, or both, which is really cool.) that is obsessed with you. Invite them over.
When the person is on their way over, take the pills. Then drink another beer or two. When they get there give them some beer and proceed to seduce them. It doesn't matter how you feel about them because you will be pretty horny by this time. Now you can enjoy your sex for a while because it takes a while for you to get unconcious (trust me. I tried it but then I chickened out and went to the hospital). When you finally die, the person will flip out because they're drunk and they'll think they f***ed you to death. Then they can decide what to do with the body. If you want to have a bigger audience, you can videotape this ordeal.
Well, sorrry that was so long. It was pretty creative though, wasn't it?
Also, all you people that are against suicide shouldn't even be on this page.
Mouchette, you seem like a pretty cool little boy. I will e-mail you some time. I hope you don't find me too sick. I better see this on the list next time I come back.
P.S.- This is also a great way to lose your virginity!!!!!!!!

03 Dec 1999 kenny keck Find a gun in you mom and dad's room. point it to your head and pull and then you may or may not hear it go bing

03 Dec 1999 apes eat rocks for a few weeks

03 Dec 1999 Zoroaster Stop thinking... and then you are as good as dead... only when we create are we truly alive.
Unfortunately, it requires years of training to stop thinking, ask any adult. So I suppose you'll just have to wait

02 Dec 1999 joe camel not to do it at all
--to live is to die

02 Dec 1999 Nessa keep a knife under your pillow at night.

02 Dec 1999 miriam look at monica lewinski!!!

02 Dec 1999 Afore Mentioned. Loose your virginity
Listen to Rock and Role
The day you were potty trained you died.

02 Dec 1999 jason jump off a 200 ft bridge head first with no water at the bottom....

02 Dec 1999 diafolos stab yourself in the heart

02 Dec 1999 Mya If you want to go with style make a poisonous drink from various kitchen products, fill your room with candles, make yourself all pretty, then drink...

02 Dec 1999 dd Go to school and pick on someone.

02 Dec 1999 Kris Jump from a building or tree and impale yourself on a fence with those pointy things on the top. For added gore, weight yourself down with bricks.

01 Dec 1999 manda slit your wrists* drink poisonous household liquids* take 40 painkillers* get your gun********xxx

01 Dec 1999 russell i say mushrooms found in the park

01 Dec 1999 Joel Two handcuffs and a blindfold. A child must hide in a favorite spot where he/she does not think they will be found.

01 Dec 1999 Gavin Hire someone to do it for u.

01 Dec 1999 Kris Your mother's medicine cabinet.

01 Dec 1999 Kris Plugging in the hairdryer and bringing it in the tub with you. Then your mother can blame herself.

01 Dec 1999 laughingman Usually by wrapping your dad's belt around your neck and tying it on something in his closet. Then while you're in there, you can jump off an old box or something and hang yourself. That way dad gets a double surprise when he opens the closet, because not only have you hung yourself with his belt, while you were dying you lost control of your bladder and bowels and left a huge mess for him to clean up after they haul away your corpse.

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Date	Name/email Nom/email	What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13? Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
03 Dec 1999	Becky	The first thing you need to put in the suicide kit is a case of beer or malt liquor, or whatever you like to drink. Just make sure its enough to get DRUNK. Drink as much as you need to get good and Drunk. The other thing you need is about 24 Klonopins or other strong muscle relaxers. Now call up somebody of the opposite sex (or the same sex if that's the way you are, which is cool too, or both, which is really cool.) that is obsessed with you. Invite them over. When the person is on their way over, take the pills. Then drink another beer or two. When they get there give them some beer and proceed to seduce them. It doesn't matter how you feel about them because you will be pretty horny by this time. Now you can enjoy your sex for a while because it takes a while for you to get unconcious (trust me. I tried it but then I chickened out and went to the hospital). When you finally die, the person will flip out because they're drunk and they'll think they f***ed you to death. Then they can decide what to do with the body. If you want to have a bigger audience, you can videotape this ordeal. Well, sorrry that was so long. It was pretty creative though, wasn't it? Also, all you people that are against suicide shouldn't even be on this page. Mouchette, you seem like a pretty cool little boy. I will e-mail you some time. I hope you don't find me too sick. I better see this on the list next time I come back. P.S.- This is also a great way to lose your virginity!!!!!!!!
03 Dec 1999	kenny keck	Find a gun in you mom and dad's room. point it to your head and pull and then you may or may not hear it go bing
03 Dec 1999	apes	eat rocks for a few weeks
03 Dec 1999	Zoroaster	Stop thinking... and then you are as good as dead... only when we create are we truly alive. Unfortunately, it requires years of training to stop thinking, ask any adult. So I suppose you'll just have to wait
02 Dec 1999	joe camel	not to do it at all --to live is to die
02 Dec 1999	Nessa	keep a knife under your pillow at night.
02 Dec 1999	miriam	look at monica lewinski!!!
02 Dec 1999	Afore Mentioned.	Loose your virginity Listen to Rock and Role The day you were potty trained you died.
02 Dec 1999	jason	jump off a 200 ft bridge head first with no water at the bottom....
02 Dec 1999	diafolos	stab yourself in the heart
02 Dec 1999	Mya	If you want to go with style make a poisonous drink from various kitchen products, fill your room with candles, make yourself all pretty, then drink...
02 Dec 1999	dd	Go to school and pick on someone.
02 Dec 1999	Kris	Jump from a building or tree and impale yourself on a fence with those pointy things on the top. For added gore, weight yourself down with bricks.
01 Dec 1999	manda	*slit your wrists drink poisonous household liquids* take 40 painkillers* get your gun******xxx
01 Dec 1999	russell	i say mushrooms found in the park
01 Dec 1999	Joel	Two handcuffs and a blindfold. A child must hide in a favorite spot where he/she does not think they will be found.
01 Dec 1999	Gavin	Hire someone to do it for u.
01 Dec 1999	Kris	Your mother's medicine cabinet.
01 Dec 1999	Kris	Plugging in the hairdryer and bringing it in the tub with you. Then your mother can blame herself.
01 Dec 1999	laughingman	Usually by wrapping your dad's belt around your neck and tying it on something in his closet. Then while you're in there, you can jump off an old box or something and hang yourself. That way dad gets a double surprise when he opens the closet, because not only have you hung yourself with his belt, while you were dying you lost control of your bladder and bowels and left a huge mess for him to clean up after they haul away your corpse.