What is the best way to commit suicide when you're under 13?

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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?

20 Nov 1999 Maddy Well -- you could try making your own noose... Or how about a simple guillotine? You could make something creative with popsicle sticks and tin foil.
Are you mechanically inclined? What about some kind of elaborate contraption involving electricity?
Or maybe, now that you are 13... you are onto something
new.... like life?

15 Nov 1999 james newton i once licked the end of a plug from my old spectrum computer. Luckily it went through the transformer first. Otherwise that could have been it

15 Nov 1999 jennifer what do you expect to get out of 'pretending' to kill yourself and why do you think that would be different at an age under 13?

15 Nov 1999 Death Easy. Make a web site like this one. Takes too long, you think, before you die? Guess again. You're already dead, in case you haven't noticed. You don't need a sui-kit anymore, Mouchette. It would be redundant.

11 Nov 1999 Gary Payton but they call me tha glove < What you do is the a knife. Shine it up real nice. Oh no this aint singalong with the croc. Turn tha son-bitch sideways and STICK IT STR8 UP YOUR MONKEY ASS. If ya smellllllllllllllllll <ow> what the croc is cookin°!°

11 Nov 1999 Alli-kinners I would think my life were over when I was just 13, then now... I am older and wiser, I would have to say, to kill myself, take a large knife, cut out my heart like the indians did to the spanish settlers, and then send it to my ex-love for v-day.

10 Nov 1999 smackho Provoke a rabid squirrel or a guido in a cheesey new york city club by hitting on his hoochie girlfriend in black spandex pants and when he comes after you with a baseball bat, provoke him more by running circles around him making him dizzy and convincingly telling him "I'm a Bunny Rabbit" while jumping up and down and making bunny ears on your head, eventually you will get tired, and sick of the bunny routine and you know those guidos, they have stamina cause they can dance all night baby, yeah.....

10 Nov 1999 smackho hang yourself with a backpack on an amtrak train while in your seat, still sitting down

10 Nov 1999 Steve Mix toothpaste and pasta (the storebought kind, not homeade). Bon appetit!

07 Nov 1999 Steve Run trough the ghetto naked with nigger written all over you body in marker saying you're part of a white supremmis group waving an unloaded pistol (optional).

07 Nov 1999 Steve Try to rape an underfed pitbull.

06 Nov 1999 FUCK YOU SMOKE CRACK UNTILL YOU OVERDOSE.

05 Nov 1999 Stix to watch your parents kill tmemselves then yourself

05 Nov 1999 J-man just look in the mirror. your ugly-ass face is enough to kill anyone. jeez! die already!

05 Nov 1999 jessica punch through a mirror and slit your wrists.

05 Nov 1999 Billy overdose with pills

05 Nov 1999 Silicon Jesus what is death but conformity to the system?

05 Nov 1999 ade subject yourself to listening to the spice girls, backstreet boys, and/or n*sync. however this works for any age.

05 Nov 1999 tee jay I figure the best way to do it is to play in the freeway.

05 Nov 1999 Brynna If you want to do it quick and easy, you can overdose on medicine pills.
A more elaborate way, hang your self. Find a high point in your home (or else where), and something to tie a rope, chain or belt too. Tie one one of it to the high point, and get something to stand on so you can reach. Tie the other end to your neck, tightly, and jump off the thing you are standing on, or kick it out of the way. That works, but you have to really want to kill yourself to do it.
If you want to kill yourself because of what someone did, you can make them feel terrible by doing it in their presence, or leaving them a note.
When I tried to commit suicide, I slit me wristes, but I didn't do it deep enough. Don't cut across, cut long ways, and be sure it's deep.

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Date	Name/email Nom/email	What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13? Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
20 Nov 1999	Maddy	Well -- you could try making your own noose... Or how about a simple guillotine? You could make something creative with popsicle sticks and tin foil. Are you mechanically inclined? What about some kind of elaborate contraption involving electricity? Or maybe, now that you are 13... you are onto something new.... like life?
15 Nov 1999	james newton	i once licked the end of a plug from my old spectrum computer. Luckily it went through the transformer first. Otherwise that could have been it
15 Nov 1999	jennifer	what do you expect to get out of 'pretending' to kill yourself and why do you think that would be different at an age under 13?
15 Nov 1999	Death	Easy. Make a web site like this one. Takes too long, you think, before you die? Guess again. You're already dead, in case you haven't noticed. You don't need a sui-kit anymore, Mouchette. It would be redundant.
11 Nov 1999	Gary Payton but they call me tha glove <	What you do is the a knife. Shine it up real nice. Oh no this aint singalong with the croc. Turn tha son-bitch sideways and STICK IT STR8 UP YOUR MONKEY ASS. If ya smellllllllllllllllll <ow> what the croc is cookin°!°
11 Nov 1999	Alli-kinners	I would think my life were over when I was just 13, then now... I am older and wiser, I would have to say, to kill myself, take a large knife, cut out my heart like the indians did to the spanish settlers, and then send it to my ex-love for v-day.
10 Nov 1999	smackho	Provoke a rabid squirrel or a guido in a cheesey new york city club by hitting on his hoochie girlfriend in black spandex pants and when he comes after you with a baseball bat, provoke him more by running circles around him making him dizzy and convincingly telling him "I'm a Bunny Rabbit" while jumping up and down and making bunny ears on your head, eventually you will get tired, and sick of the bunny routine and you know those guidos, they have stamina cause they can dance all night baby, yeah.....
10 Nov 1999	smackho	hang yourself with a backpack on an amtrak train while in your seat, still sitting down
10 Nov 1999	Steve	Mix toothpaste and pasta (the storebought kind, not homeade). Bon appetit!
07 Nov 1999	Steve	Run trough the ghetto naked with nigger written all over you body in marker saying you're part of a white supremmis group waving an unloaded pistol (optional).
07 Nov 1999	Steve	Try to rape an underfed pitbull.
06 Nov 1999	FUCK YOU	SMOKE CRACK UNTILL YOU OVERDOSE.
05 Nov 1999	Stix	to watch your parents kill tmemselves then yourself
05 Nov 1999	J-man	just look in the mirror. your ugly-ass face is enough to kill anyone. jeez! die already!
05 Nov 1999	jessica	punch through a mirror and slit your wrists.
05 Nov 1999	Billy	overdose with pills
05 Nov 1999	Silicon Jesus	what is death but conformity to the system?
05 Nov 1999	ade	*subject yourself to listening to the spice girls, backstreet boys, and/or nsync. however this works for any age.**
05 Nov 1999	tee jay	I figure the best way to do it is to play in the freeway.
05 Nov 1999	Brynna	If you want to do it quick and easy, you can overdose on medicine pills. A more elaborate way, hang your self. Find a high point in your home (or else where), and something to tie a rope, chain or belt too. Tie one one of it to the high point, and get something to stand on so you can reach. Tie the other end to your neck, tightly, and jump off the thing you are standing on, or kick it out of the way. That works, but you have to really want to kill yourself to do it. If you want to kill yourself because of what someone did, you can make them feel terrible by doing it in their presence, or leaving them a note. When I tried to commit suicide, I slit me wristes, but I didn't do it deep enough. Don't cut across, cut long ways, and be sure it's deep.