What is the best way to commit suicide when you're under 13?

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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?

04 Dec 1999 jp Fall under the spell of a handsome devil who will make you so unhappy & sad that you die.

04 Dec 1999 Lorelei Simple. Go out into the country, into a vast, rolling plain, put on some Celine Dion, stare at the horizon and die of boredom.
Or, for something a little more....... appealing, you could dress in velvet and gold, carry around a really big purse filled with money (fake or real, it dosen't matter), go to New York and flaunt it.

04 Dec 1999 yomutha Bite off your own TONGUE and BLEED TO FUCKING DEATH!!!!!!!!!

04 Dec 1999 PARISITE huffing large amounts of glue

04 Dec 1999 Kymberlee Davis Having your favorite toy come to life when you are sleeping and slash you, kind of a murder-suicide-thing going on... People will think you killed yourself and wouldn't expect that your toy did it!

04 Dec 1999 Mepain One word,,, Sudafed, contains high quantities of emphederine, A.K.A Speed. It is what biker gangs use to make crank. Take a bottle of Sudafed, easy enough to come by, easy enough to do, just swallow with a glass of water, and boom! a few minutes later you go into convulsions, twitching and shaking, might not be to comfortable but who cares. in a few minutes you will be dead and the discomfort will no longer matter. Sincerely, Mepain.

04 Dec 1999 Why? By growing up and getting a life. Or just doing drugs, whatever love.....

04 Dec 1999 Ally Get an old revolver gun and play russian roulete till you blow your brains out. Quick, exciting though a bit messy I know.

03 Dec 1999 Lovre one way is as good as any other but PLAYING suicide'll never get you there and then again, actually COMITTING suicide won't get you anywhere, anywhere i know that is...

03 Dec 1999 super rigolo tu te fais sodomiser par un elephant!

03 Dec 1999 nick Eat too many sweets.

03 Dec 1999 M o r p h e u s Climb to the tope of a huge tree and let all your limbs go limp

03 Dec 1999 brian Education is the death of the imagination.

03 Dec 1999 belinda steal all the yucky tasting m&m's from mom & dads special cabinet, jump head first off the trampoline, swallow barbie's leg/head/torso, see what a fork looks like up close... real close...

03 Dec 1999 Joe Insert rods of steel in any bodily openings that you may have till u bleed internly and fall over from the shock that over takes for frail body

03 Dec 1999 mike Hang yourself. Under 13 you dont have access to certain things.

03 Dec 1999 Becky The first thing you need to put in the suicide kit is a case of beer or malt liquor, or whatever you like to drink. Just make sure its enough to get DRUNK.
Drink as much as you need to get good and Drunk. The other thing you need is about 24 Klonopins or other strong muscle relaxers. Now call up somebody of the opposite sex (or the same sex if that's the way you are, which is cool too, or both, which is really cool.) that is obsessed with you. Invite them over.
When the person is on their way over, take the pills. Then drink another beer or two. When they get there give them some beer and proceed to seduce them. It doesn't matter how you feel about them because you will be pretty horny by this time. Now you can enjoy your sex for a while because it takes a while for you to get unconcious (trust me. I tried it but then I chickened out and went to the hospital). When you finally die, the person will flip out because they're drunk and they'll think they f***ed you to death. Then they can decide what to do with the body. If you want to have a bigger audience, you can videotape this ordeal.
Well, sorrry that was so long. It was pretty creative though, wasn't it?
Also, all you people that are against suicide shouldn't even be on this page.
Mouchette, you seem like a pretty cool little boy. I will e-mail you some time. I hope you don't find me too sick. I better see this on the list next time I come back.
P.S.- This is also a great way to lose your virginity!!!!!!!!

03 Dec 1999 kenny keck Find a gun in you mom and dad's room. point it to your head and pull and then you may or may not hear it go bing

03 Dec 1999 apes eat rocks for a few weeks

03 Dec 1999 Zoroaster Stop thinking... and then you are as good as dead... only when we create are we truly alive.
Unfortunately, it requires years of training to stop thinking, ask any adult. So I suppose you'll just have to wait

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Date	Name/email Nom/email	What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13? Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
04 Dec 1999	jp	Fall under the spell of a handsome devil who will make you so unhappy & sad that you die.
04 Dec 1999	Lorelei	Simple. Go out into the country, into a vast, rolling plain, put on some Celine Dion, stare at the horizon and die of boredom. Or, for something a little more....... appealing, you could dress in velvet and gold, carry around a really big purse filled with money (fake or real, it dosen't matter), go to New York and flaunt it.
04 Dec 1999	yomutha	Bite off your own TONGUE and BLEED TO FUCKING DEATH!!!!!!!!!
04 Dec 1999	PARISITE	huffing large amounts of glue
04 Dec 1999	Kymberlee Davis	Having your favorite toy come to life when you are sleeping and slash you, kind of a murder-suicide-thing going on... People will think you killed yourself and wouldn't expect that your toy did it!
04 Dec 1999	Mepain	One word,,, Sudafed, contains high quantities of emphederine, A.K.A Speed. It is what biker gangs use to make crank. Take a bottle of Sudafed, easy enough to come by, easy enough to do, just swallow with a glass of water, and boom! a few minutes later you go into convulsions, twitching and shaking, might not be to comfortable but who cares. in a few minutes you will be dead and the discomfort will no longer matter. Sincerely, Mepain.
04 Dec 1999	Why?	By growing up and getting a life. Or just doing drugs, whatever love.....
04 Dec 1999	Ally	Get an old revolver gun and play russian roulete till you blow your brains out. Quick, exciting though a bit messy I know.
03 Dec 1999	Lovre	one way is as good as any other but PLAYING suicide'll never get you there and then again, actually COMITTING suicide won't get you anywhere, anywhere i know that is...
03 Dec 1999	super rigolo	tu te fais sodomiser par un elephant!
03 Dec 1999	nick	Eat too many sweets.
03 Dec 1999	M o r p h e u s	Climb to the tope of a huge tree and let all your limbs go limp
03 Dec 1999	brian	Education is the death of the imagination.
03 Dec 1999	belinda	steal all the yucky tasting m&m's from mom & dads special cabinet, jump head first off the trampoline, swallow barbie's leg/head/torso, see what a fork looks like up close... real close...
03 Dec 1999	Joe	Insert rods of steel in any bodily openings that you may have till u bleed internly and fall over from the shock that over takes for frail body
03 Dec 1999	mike	Hang yourself. Under 13 you dont have access to certain things.
03 Dec 1999	Becky	The first thing you need to put in the suicide kit is a case of beer or malt liquor, or whatever you like to drink. Just make sure its enough to get DRUNK. Drink as much as you need to get good and Drunk. The other thing you need is about 24 Klonopins or other strong muscle relaxers. Now call up somebody of the opposite sex (or the same sex if that's the way you are, which is cool too, or both, which is really cool.) that is obsessed with you. Invite them over. When the person is on their way over, take the pills. Then drink another beer or two. When they get there give them some beer and proceed to seduce them. It doesn't matter how you feel about them because you will be pretty horny by this time. Now you can enjoy your sex for a while because it takes a while for you to get unconcious (trust me. I tried it but then I chickened out and went to the hospital). When you finally die, the person will flip out because they're drunk and they'll think they f***ed you to death. Then they can decide what to do with the body. If you want to have a bigger audience, you can videotape this ordeal. Well, sorrry that was so long. It was pretty creative though, wasn't it? Also, all you people that are against suicide shouldn't even be on this page. Mouchette, you seem like a pretty cool little boy. I will e-mail you some time. I hope you don't find me too sick. I better see this on the list next time I come back. P.S.- This is also a great way to lose your virginity!!!!!!!!
03 Dec 1999	kenny keck	Find a gun in you mom and dad's room. point it to your head and pull and then you may or may not hear it go bing
03 Dec 1999	apes	eat rocks for a few weeks
03 Dec 1999	Zoroaster	Stop thinking... and then you are as good as dead... only when we create are we truly alive. Unfortunately, it requires years of training to stop thinking, ask any adult. So I suppose you'll just have to wait