What is the best way to commit suicide when you're under 13?

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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?

10 Dec 1999 rkick As a game, wait till your family is gome then suprise them.

10 Dec 1999 Divisia Take candy from strangers

10 Dec 1999 magik milk overdose on pills and jump off the swing set

10 Dec 1999 Tin Man It is important that we seperate the different age groups when making this ultra k-rad toy.
Age 0-1: eat lead paint chips from crib
Age 1-3: Suffocate by shoving a fistful of peas in nose
Age 3-5: poisoning by eating gallons of glue and dirt.
Age 5-8: burn down barbie house with self in it.
Age 8-10: overdose on ritalin and Pez
Age 10-12: get sick with rabies from school lunch food.

Age 13: Slash wrists with glass from teacher's spectacles, after beating him up

10 Dec 1999 Master Rob Take a nice hot bath to losen the blood flow and then break an old record in half and the edges will be sharp enough for you to stilt your wrists up the veins.

10 Dec 1999 john get a gun from ur father's closet and then load it w/ bullets then shoot urself

10 Dec 1999 pacman drink drana. naked. it doesn't work if you have clothes on.

10 Dec 1999 Zanthia Work in a sweatshop for Etoys.com

10 Dec 1999 alix not ever move

10 Dec 1999 Dean Alex (Id, ikanlolw) Maurer messy is best (it hets the most attention) perhaps a buck shot to the head

10 Dec 1999 matt Draw a warm bath and play some calm music and cut your wrists long ways so you will calmly end your existence.

10 Dec 1999 Kelly cut off all limbs and have someone throw you in a pool to drown!

10 Dec 1999 Brandt It is sad you feel this way. Life is too precious to waste on thoughts of death. Death comes soon enough and is in all likelihood permanent. At least for the current state you exist in.

09 Dec 1999 alexia take all ur moms valium at once

09 Dec 1999 deny stay alive and get older

09 Dec 1999 Tyler Walk down the street until you find yourself raped in an alley, where once before you remember yourself playing with time.

08 Dec 1999 Joey Use daddy's gun. Take mommy's pretty blue pills

08 Dec 1999 pitch shifter the very best way for an under 13 person such as your good self to commit an act of suicide is self crucifixion. this may require a little help from a friend, but it would be a wonderful way to make a statement about the loss of innocence in your life. good luck!

08 Dec 1999 Astro Take some super glue and pour it all over your asshole, then press your ass cheeks together to make a tight seel. Then go to the store and buy a about 6 or 7 boxes of laxitives. I think there is 10 per box, take all 60-70 of them at once, drink a glass of water to wash'em down and stand the hell by, if it dont kill you in a couple hours you wish it did. ha ha ha
I love your site, keep banging..... Astro was here Dec/9/1999

08 Dec 1999 jed Eat rat poison, failing that, eat that slug & snail killer stuff if you can't get those things, try sticking your hand in the in-sink garbage disposal... make sure you do this when no one is home, so that pesky "she's dying! we gotta help her!" thing doesn't happen.

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Date	Name/email Nom/email	What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13? Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
10 Dec 1999	rkick	As a game, wait till your family is gome then suprise them.
10 Dec 1999	Divisia	Take candy from strangers
10 Dec 1999	magik milk	overdose on pills and jump off the swing set
10 Dec 1999	Tin Man	It is important that we seperate the different age groups when making this ultra k-rad toy. Age 0-1: eat lead paint chips from crib Age 1-3: Suffocate by shoving a fistful of peas in nose Age 3-5: poisoning by eating gallons of glue and dirt. Age 5-8: burn down barbie house with self in it. Age 8-10: overdose on ritalin and Pez Age 10-12: get sick with rabies from school lunch food. Age 13: Slash wrists with glass from teacher's spectacles, after beating him up
10 Dec 1999	Master Rob	Take a nice hot bath to losen the blood flow and then break an old record in half and the edges will be sharp enough for you to stilt your wrists up the veins.
10 Dec 1999	john	get a gun from ur father's closet and then load it w/ bullets then shoot urself
10 Dec 1999	pacman	drink drana. naked. it doesn't work if you have clothes on.
10 Dec 1999	Zanthia	Work in a sweatshop for Etoys.com
10 Dec 1999	alix	not ever move
10 Dec 1999	Dean Alex (Id, ikanlolw) Maurer	messy is best (it hets the most attention) perhaps a buck shot to the head
10 Dec 1999	matt	Draw a warm bath and play some calm music and cut your wrists long ways so you will calmly end your existence.
10 Dec 1999	Kelly	cut off all limbs and have someone throw you in a pool to drown!
10 Dec 1999	Brandt	It is sad you feel this way. Life is too precious to waste on thoughts of death. Death comes soon enough and is in all likelihood permanent. At least for the current state you exist in.
09 Dec 1999	alexia	take all ur moms valium at once
09 Dec 1999	deny	stay alive and get older
09 Dec 1999	Tyler	Walk down the street until you find yourself raped in an alley, where once before you remember yourself playing with time.
08 Dec 1999	Joey	Use daddy's gun. Take mommy's pretty blue pills
08 Dec 1999	pitch shifter	the very best way for an under 13 person such as your good self to commit an act of suicide is self crucifixion. this may require a little help from a friend, but it would be a wonderful way to make a statement about the loss of innocence in your life. good luck!
08 Dec 1999	Astro	Take some super glue and pour it all over your asshole, then press your ass cheeks together to make a tight seel. Then go to the store and buy a about 6 or 7 boxes of laxitives. I think there is 10 per box, take all 60-70 of them at once, drink a glass of water to wash'em down and stand the hell by, if it dont kill you in a couple hours you wish it did. ha ha ha I love your site, keep banging..... Astro was here Dec/9/1999
08 Dec 1999	jed	Eat rat poison, failing that, eat that slug & snail killer stuff if you can't get those things, try sticking your hand in the in-sink garbage disposal... make sure you do this when no one is home, so that pesky "she's dying! we gotta help her!" thing doesn't happen.