What is the best way to commit suicide when you're under 13?

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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?

07 Jul 2000 Apathina Genital sacrifice.

07 Jul 2000 muppalizer find a small knife and start carving neat patterns in your skin... the bigger the better, just remember to leave the fingers alone...

07 Jul 2000 muppalizer heat up the oven to about 250 degrees celcius... when it's ready, enter

07 Jul 2000 Amorphus Aenima Take a box large enough for an adolesent human. Make sure it is sturdy enough to suppress any strugling life form from within. In it needs to be a pad and pencil. An oxigen tank with a face mask inhaler. Include a list of all cement manufacturers. When used correctly the inhabitant would die in an undeterminable amount of time and remain entombed in cement in central park for hundreds of years as a sort of sacraficial time capsule.

07 Jul 2000 Amorphus Aenima Back into a corner and let out a scream cause its' all coming down anyways. Lift your broken wing and hide until your death. They didn't let you fly in the first place.

07 Jul 2000 J Graham As this originated on your Christmas page - listen to what Jesus said: "The thief comes only to steal and kill and destroy; I have come that they may have life, and have it to the full."
John 10:10 That is THE Christmas present!

07 Jul 2000 lucifer stock your self on a garbage disposal unit and grind your fucking self because that what you are a fucking garbage.

07 Jul 2000 Amber Repeatedly stabbing your self with barbie dolls

06 Jul 2000 Daphelle Eh, naar Amerika gaan en daar de hele school doodschieten... Je krijgt de elektrische stoel!

06 Jul 2000 Cedric Lying on the rails and waiting for the train to come is such a nice way. Or you can drink a whole bottle of bleach that mom is putting away in the kitchen's cupboard. Also, take your bicycle, close your eyes and ride as fast as you can to the nearby crossroad while the traffic light is red for you. (if it doesn't work the first time, do it again and again)... that's it for now.

06 Jul 2000 snakey Jump of an big building. Throw yourself in front of the train, so you don't have to buy a ticket

05 Jul 2000 Eric Suicide is the last thing I would do...

05 Jul 2000 Matt Go running into a forest at night when it is freezing and hide. That way you will start to 'shiver' and finally feel sleepy. Eventually you will fall asleep and never wake up. Search teams will find your body days later, (depending on how well you hid)

04 Jul 2000 Luis Gil best way to kill yourself when you're under 13 is to browse your website!

04 Jul 2000 Sane_guy Um is this a sick joke???
you people are sick, man. i know some1 who suicided so fuck you all.

04 Jul 2000 mintyarc tie a sheet around your neck, climb a tree, tie the sheet around a limb of a tree. then jump real hard into the ground beneath. That's pretty good way of doing it.

03 Jul 2000 Timmytim Well, it's gotta be realistic, so for all you idiots going on about drugs and stuff; ding dong, we're talking about a 13 year old. I've thought of a very painful, but easy way. You simply stick your head in the microwave. You don't have to close the door, you just stuff a couple of tea-towels in the crack. Then you turn it on. Put it on the highest stand and for about 10 minutes. You will feel the temperature slowly rise. A head is made up of about 60% water. Water expands when heated. My best guess is that it will take about 5 minutes for your head to explode? It will hurt like hell, but I don't give a shit. Please don't blame me if you actually do/try it.
On the other hand, you could find the ingredients (but you'll have to be a fucking smart kid to do this) and make homemade cyenide. You could test it on your dog/cat/little baby sister. You didn't hear this from me either.
Or you could jump in front of a train but this isn't very creative.

03 Jul 2000 The best way to kill yourself when you are under 13 is to pretend that you are eating a kinder-egg, then try to eat the whole egg so that it will get stuck in your throat!! Good??

03 Jul 2000 christof hmmm... jumping from a high tower, the tour eiffel. and leaving a letter: 'i can see the world dying. and i wonder you don't'

03 Jul 2000 batlhako try and outrun a moving train

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Date	Name/email Nom/email	What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13? Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
07 Jul 2000	Apathina	Genital sacrifice.
07 Jul 2000	muppalizer	find a small knife and start carving neat patterns in your skin... the bigger the better, just remember to leave the fingers alone...
07 Jul 2000	muppalizer	heat up the oven to about 250 degrees celcius... when it's ready, enter
07 Jul 2000	Amorphus Aenima	Take a box large enough for an adolesent human. Make sure it is sturdy enough to suppress any strugling life form from within. In it needs to be a pad and pencil. An oxigen tank with a face mask inhaler. Include a list of all cement manufacturers. When used correctly the inhabitant would die in an undeterminable amount of time and remain entombed in cement in central park for hundreds of years as a sort of sacraficial time capsule.
07 Jul 2000	Amorphus Aenima	Back into a corner and let out a scream cause its' all coming down anyways. Lift your broken wing and hide until your death. They didn't let you fly in the first place.
07 Jul 2000	J Graham	As this originated on your Christmas page - listen to what Jesus said: "The thief comes only to steal and kill and destroy; I have come that they may have life, and have it to the full." John 10:10 That is THE Christmas present!
07 Jul 2000	lucifer	stock your self on a garbage disposal unit and grind your fucking self because that what you are a fucking garbage.
07 Jul 2000	Amber	Repeatedly stabbing your self with barbie dolls
06 Jul 2000	Daphelle	Eh, naar Amerika gaan en daar de hele school doodschieten... Je krijgt de elektrische stoel!
06 Jul 2000	Cedric	Lying on the rails and waiting for the train to come is such a nice way. Or you can drink a whole bottle of bleach that mom is putting away in the kitchen's cupboard. Also, take your bicycle, close your eyes and ride as fast as you can to the nearby crossroad while the traffic light is red for you. (if it doesn't work the first time, do it again and again)... that's it for now.
06 Jul 2000	snakey	Jump of an big building. Throw yourself in front of the train, so you don't have to buy a ticket
05 Jul 2000	Eric	Suicide is the last thing I would do...
05 Jul 2000	Matt	Go running into a forest at night when it is freezing and hide. That way you will start to 'shiver' and finally feel sleepy. Eventually you will fall asleep and never wake up. Search teams will find your body days later, (depending on how well you hid)
04 Jul 2000	Luis Gil	best way to kill yourself when you're under 13 is to browse your website!
04 Jul 2000	Sane_guy	Um is this a sick joke??? you people are sick, man. i know some1 who suicided so fuck you all.
04 Jul 2000	mintyarc	tie a sheet around your neck, climb a tree, tie the sheet around a limb of a tree. then jump real hard into the ground beneath. That's pretty good way of doing it.
03 Jul 2000	Timmytim	Well, it's gotta be realistic, so for all you idiots going on about drugs and stuff; ding dong, we're talking about a 13 year old. I've thought of a very painful, but easy way. You simply stick your head in the microwave. You don't have to close the door, you just stuff a couple of tea-towels in the crack. Then you turn it on. Put it on the highest stand and for about 10 minutes. You will feel the temperature slowly rise. A head is made up of about 60% water. Water expands when heated. My best guess is that it will take about 5 minutes for your head to explode? It will hurt like hell, but I don't give a shit. Please don't blame me if you actually do/try it. On the other hand, you could find the ingredients (but you'll have to be a fucking smart kid to do this) and make homemade cyenide. You could test it on your dog/cat/little baby sister. You didn't hear this from me either. Or you could jump in front of a train but this isn't very creative.
03 Jul 2000		The best way to kill yourself when you are under 13 is to pretend that you are eating a kinder-egg, then try to eat the whole egg so that it will get stuck in your throat!! Good??
03 Jul 2000	christof	hmmm... jumping from a high tower, the tour eiffel. and leaving a letter: 'i can see the world dying. and i wonder you don't'
03 Jul 2000	batlhako	try and outrun a moving train