What is the best way to commit suicide when you're under 13?

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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?

17 Aug 2000 Angry Monkey Salad eating too much squeezy cheese

17 Aug 2000 F Biss Snip the power cord off of an appliance (toaster, hair dryer, mommy's massager) and attach the exposed wires to your dental retainer. Plug the other end in.

16 Aug 2000 Fernando The box may contain rat pesticide, ropes of different colours and thickness, chemical kit with powder, C4, gasoline, metal tubes for high power homemade tube bombs; knives: the classic Rambo III, the Ginzu for fishes (extra sharp blade), butcher's knife. Litterature, of course: books that kill, or that may want you to kill yourself at an early age: William Corrington's entire catalog. The Holy Holy oh so Jolly Bible.
Music: tapes for suicide children : Earth Wind and Fire Greatest Hits. A tape with an endless loop of Berlin's Take My Breath Away, N'SYNC (this should do pretty well), Britney Spears.

15 Aug 2000 laughingman when you are under thirteen the best way to kill yourself is to drink a tall glass of antifreeze. that will kill you painfully but it tastes really good! i don't suggest adding drano as that would increase the pain by ten-fold.

15 Aug 2000 Rob smoke catnip laced with arsenic

14 Aug 2000 andy try not to breathe.... for about 10 mins... if u can...is that u r allready dead.... good luck!

13 Aug 2000 Ron Simmons The best way for a young person to commit suicide is to grow up.

12 Aug 2000 Sherazade la meileure facon c 'est d'avaler son ordinateur sans le debrancher (sinon ca sert a rien..)

12 Aug 2000 Nick Stand on your head till all the blood rushes to your brain and then walk out into the busy street traffic

11 Aug 2000 Scorpion Position a knife so that the blade points towards the sky. Then climb onto your bed or desk or chair and jump off the bed or desk or chair onto the knife. If necessary get a friend to hold it for you but since most of us do not have friends that would do this for us using duct tape to attach the knife to an object that will hold the knife in the correct upright position you'll be just fine, at least until you die.

11 Aug 2000 Arno Schipper Invite Hannibal Lector for a nice candlelight diner at your place.

11 Aug 2000 here again:Arno Schipper Well, the best way to kill yourself when youre under 13 its simple..... Start taking acting lessons and become the newest star in snuff movies.

10 Aug 2000 flanB lsd overdose, may be. jumping off a cliff in someones car yould also be a very good way for some one under 13 to commit suicide.

09 Aug 2000 AL Go run into traffic and scream it gives you a real rush.

09 Aug 2000 Angel Go to the nearest Meeat Market, ask the owner for a bucket of cow blood, once you have that go into the woods and take all of your clothes off and dump the bucket of blood all over your body and sit there until the wolves come to rip your flesh until you die.

09 Aug 2000 Jay Throw your dog into the river, if you happen to be washing him but just forget to unwrap the leash on your wrist. It nearly worked with me but the damn dog saved me!?!?!?

09 Aug 2000 Jason Dropping a Piano on your head

09 Aug 2000 spiderback Hold a sharpened pencil by your eye and slam your face in to a wall.

08 Aug 2000 the Almighty One I guess that you just have to wait for the suicide booths like in Futurama.:( Or you could put your dead cat in the box, then everyone could see how sad death is and can be, but that probly wouldn't sell to well, and you'd have to keep it frozen until your ready to use it.

08 Aug 2000 TaZManiakk Scream to the top of your voice and keep doing it until your face cycles through the colours of the rainbow. After two or three cycles your head should explode leaving a mess in the immediate vicinity. This is similar to what happens in vacuum such as space without any type of support

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Date	Name/email Nom/email	What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13? Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
17 Aug 2000	Angry Monkey Salad	eating too much squeezy cheese
17 Aug 2000	F Biss	Snip the power cord off of an appliance (toaster, hair dryer, mommy's massager) and attach the exposed wires to your dental retainer. Plug the other end in.
16 Aug 2000	Fernando	The box may contain rat pesticide, ropes of different colours and thickness, chemical kit with powder, C4, gasoline, metal tubes for high power homemade tube bombs; knives: the classic Rambo III, the Ginzu for fishes (extra sharp blade), butcher's knife. Litterature, of course: books that kill, or that may want you to kill yourself at an early age: William Corrington's entire catalog. The Holy Holy oh so Jolly Bible. Music: tapes for suicide children : Earth Wind and Fire Greatest Hits. A tape with an endless loop of Berlin's Take My Breath Away, N'SYNC (this should do pretty well), Britney Spears.
15 Aug 2000	laughingman	when you are under thirteen the best way to kill yourself is to drink a tall glass of antifreeze. that will kill you painfully but it tastes really good! i don't suggest adding drano as that would increase the pain by ten-fold.
15 Aug 2000	Rob	smoke catnip laced with arsenic
14 Aug 2000	andy	try not to breathe.... for about 10 mins... if u can...is that u r allready dead.... good luck!
13 Aug 2000	Ron Simmons	The best way for a young person to commit suicide is to grow up.
12 Aug 2000	Sherazade	la meileure facon c 'est d'avaler son ordinateur sans le debrancher (sinon ca sert a rien..)
12 Aug 2000	Nick	Stand on your head till all the blood rushes to your brain and then walk out into the busy street traffic
11 Aug 2000	Scorpion	Position a knife so that the blade points towards the sky. Then climb onto your bed or desk or chair and jump off the bed or desk or chair onto the knife. If necessary get a friend to hold it for you but since most of us do not have friends that would do this for us using duct tape to attach the knife to an object that will hold the knife in the correct upright position you'll be just fine, at least until you die.
11 Aug 2000	Arno Schipper	Invite Hannibal Lector for a nice candlelight diner at your place.
11 Aug 2000	here again:Arno Schipper	Well, the best way to kill yourself when youre under 13 its simple..... Start taking acting lessons and become the newest star in snuff movies.
10 Aug 2000	flanB	lsd overdose, may be. jumping off a cliff in someones car yould also be a very good way for some one under 13 to commit suicide.
09 Aug 2000	AL	Go run into traffic and scream it gives you a real rush.
09 Aug 2000	Angel	Go to the nearest Meeat Market, ask the owner for a bucket of cow blood, once you have that go into the woods and take all of your clothes off and dump the bucket of blood all over your body and sit there until the wolves come to rip your flesh until you die.
09 Aug 2000	Jay	Throw your dog into the river, if you happen to be washing him but just forget to unwrap the leash on your wrist. It nearly worked with me but the damn dog saved me!?!?!?
09 Aug 2000	Jason	Dropping a Piano on your head
09 Aug 2000	spiderback	Hold a sharpened pencil by your eye and slam your face in to a wall.
08 Aug 2000	the Almighty One	I guess that you just have to wait for the suicide booths like in Futurama.:( Or you could put your dead cat in the box, then everyone could see how sad death is and can be, but that probly wouldn't sell to well, and you'd have to keep it frozen until your ready to use it.
08 Aug 2000	TaZManiakk	Scream to the top of your voice and keep doing it until your face cycles through the colours of the rainbow. After two or three cycles your head should explode leaving a mess in the immediate vicinity. This is similar to what happens in vacuum such as space without any type of support