What is the best way to commit suicide when you're under 13?

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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?

27 Nov 2000 pschlugo i was always fond of donating my body to science so they could figure out how to interface your mind directly with the internet seeing how it's the most important thing in existence right now

27 Nov 2000 Liam Walk through Compton with "I hate niggers" written all over your body in magic marker (you'll have more room to write if you're totally naked plus you'll draw attention quicker)

26 Nov 2000 Anthony God damn your a fucked up little kid! Visit a REAL site at http://www.expage.com/franktonjr

26 Nov 2000 Frederica Impregnate yourself with a turkey baster. Then tell your parents you're deeply in love and they can just go fuck themselves.

26 Nov 2000 cartman Go into a biker bar on sat' nite wearing a honda t-shirt and yell: "all you pussy bikers suck!" then kick the biggest ugliest dude there square in the nuts.

26 Nov 2000 Matt Light yourself on fire, people will talk about you for years to come, gain the popularity in death that you couldn't get in life.

26 Nov 2000 FlamerJ Castrating yourself, then choking on your small little testicles.. biotch.

26 Nov 2000 ass fuk0r go to a mall in southeastern DC. wear a white robe and pointed hat. yell 'NIGGER! NIGGER! NIGGER!' and knock down some fat mammy of one of those street gangsters

26 Nov 2000 Euthanasia I would have to say, hanging yourself. It will be easier for your family to have an open caskit funeral for you.

26 Nov 2000 andrew m taking that ride the stranger offered you

26 Nov 2000 take 8 feet of rope. tie one end around your feet, the other end to a bridge (preferably a highway overpass) take 8 feet of piano wire. tie one end around your neck, tie the other end to the bridge. super glue your hands to your head. jump. the piano wire well sever your head and you will be left dangling from the bridge holding your severed head in your hands

26 Nov 2000 arleen Run in front of a bus or a semi. However, that's not100% sure. Try to find a gun (preferable over .22 caliber) and shoot yourself in the head.

26 Nov 2000 Benny Shoot a nigga in his face and ya`re dead !!!!

26 Nov 2000 Evil_mole 1) Steal your mum/dad's bank card and pin. Take out as much as possible.
2) Go to an off licence and get someone to buy you a crate of very strong spirits (57% gin?)
3) Ask your older brother/any random 16 year old where you can buy some weed.
4) Buy several kilo's of it.
5) Buy/Steal a fast car. (automatic, as easy to drive)
6) Fill up several dustbins with petrol and sugar.
7) Put the weed and spirits in the car, and drive the car to the nearest cliff/top of a multistory car park/any where high while drinking and smoking.
8) Finish the weed and spririts, light a fuse dipped into the petrol and drive over the edge
9) Say hello to Jesus/Satan

26 Nov 2000 andy keep drinking glass after glass of water till your stomach explodes, or you vomit so much you choke on your own vomit or become dehydrated

26 Nov 2000 jemetuesouvent Go up to that strange pittbull next door after slathering your body in meat. Death won't be instant, but sure.

26 Nov 2000 Trip Sliting your wrist is a stupid and melodramatic way to die. What I'm about to do is take my short sword, place it over my heart, and fall on it. Very Roman, but effective.

26 Nov 2000 joey You should run headfirst into a brick wall as many times as it takes to knock yourself unconcious. Once you start to feel your body fall to the ground, make sure you land on your back, that way you can swallow your tongue. After a few minutes, you should be dead. either by the head wounds, or by the lack of oxygen. But still, if you do it, make sure you video tape it so we all can watch it on the internet.

26 Nov 2000 Brett 1. Stick 2 pencils up your nose and headbut the table
2. paint yourself in animal blood and jump into the lion enclosure at the zoo
3. Eat KFC
4. sandpaper all your skin off, roll in salt and then lay on an ant nest until you are eaten to death

25 Nov 2000 Zom go to school every day and never question anything. Believe what you read in newspapers and see on TV. Want to emulate "stars". Don't read much and play sports to WIN! WIN! WIN! You won't NEED to kill yourself, then. You'll already be dead inside.

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Date	Name/email Nom/email	What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13? Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
27 Nov 2000	pschlugo	i was always fond of donating my body to science so they could figure out how to interface your mind directly with the internet seeing how it's the most important thing in existence right now
27 Nov 2000	Liam	Walk through Compton with "I hate niggers" written all over your body in magic marker (you'll have more room to write if you're totally naked plus you'll draw attention quicker)
26 Nov 2000	Anthony	God damn your a fucked up little kid! Visit a REAL site at http://www.expage.com/franktonjr
26 Nov 2000	Frederica	Impregnate yourself with a turkey baster. Then tell your parents you're deeply in love and they can just go fuck themselves.
26 Nov 2000	cartman	Go into a biker bar on sat' nite wearing a honda t-shirt and yell: "all you pussy bikers suck!" then kick the biggest ugliest dude there square in the nuts.
26 Nov 2000	Matt	Light yourself on fire, people will talk about you for years to come, gain the popularity in death that you couldn't get in life.
26 Nov 2000	FlamerJ	Castrating yourself, then choking on your small little testicles.. biotch.
26 Nov 2000	ass fuk0r	go to a mall in southeastern DC. wear a white robe and pointed hat. yell 'NIGGER! NIGGER! NIGGER!' and knock down some fat mammy of one of those street gangsters
26 Nov 2000	Euthanasia	I would have to say, hanging yourself. It will be easier for your family to have an open caskit funeral for you.
26 Nov 2000	andrew m	taking that ride the stranger offered you
26 Nov 2000		take 8 feet of rope. tie one end around your feet, the other end to a bridge (preferably a highway overpass) take 8 feet of piano wire. tie one end around your neck, tie the other end to the bridge. super glue your hands to your head. jump. the piano wire well sever your head and you will be left dangling from the bridge holding your severed head in your hands
26 Nov 2000	arleen	Run in front of a bus or a semi. However, that's not100% sure. Try to find a gun (preferable over .22 caliber) and shoot yourself in the head.
26 Nov 2000	Benny	Shoot a nigga in his face and ya`re dead !!!!
26 Nov 2000	Evil_mole	1) Steal your mum/dad's bank card and pin. Take out as much as possible. 2) Go to an off licence and get someone to buy you a crate of very strong spirits (57% gin?) 3) Ask your older brother/any random 16 year old where you can buy some weed. 4) Buy several kilo's of it. 5) Buy/Steal a fast car. (automatic, as easy to drive) 6) Fill up several dustbins with petrol and sugar. 7) Put the weed and spirits in the car, and drive the car to the nearest cliff/top of a multistory car park/any where high while drinking and smoking. 8) Finish the weed and spririts, light a fuse dipped into the petrol and drive over the edge 9) Say hello to Jesus/Satan
26 Nov 2000	andy	keep drinking glass after glass of water till your stomach explodes, or you vomit so much you choke on your own vomit or become dehydrated
26 Nov 2000	jemetuesouvent	Go up to that strange pittbull next door after slathering your body in meat. Death won't be instant, but sure.
26 Nov 2000	Trip	Sliting your wrist is a stupid and melodramatic way to die. What I'm about to do is take my short sword, place it over my heart, and fall on it. Very Roman, but effective.
26 Nov 2000	joey	You should run headfirst into a brick wall as many times as it takes to knock yourself unconcious. Once you start to feel your body fall to the ground, make sure you land on your back, that way you can swallow your tongue. After a few minutes, you should be dead. either by the head wounds, or by the lack of oxygen. But still, if you do it, make sure you video tape it so we all can watch it on the internet.
26 Nov 2000	Brett	1. Stick 2 pencils up your nose and headbut the table 2. paint yourself in animal blood and jump into the lion enclosure at the zoo 3. Eat KFC 4. sandpaper all your skin off, roll in salt and then lay on an ant nest until you are eaten to death
25 Nov 2000	Zom	go to school every day and never question anything. Believe what you read in newspapers and see on TV. Want to emulate "stars". Don't read much and play sports to WIN! WIN! WIN! You won't NEED to kill yourself, then. You'll already be dead inside.