What is the best way to commit suicide when you're under 13?

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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?

18 Jan 2001 €€€€€€€€€€€€ ~~~~~~how i'd kill myself~~~~~~
I'D GO TO A SPORTING EVENT (B-BALL, SOCCER, FOOTBALL) AND WEAR A SHIRT SAYING "JOCKS SUCK"..... THEN I WOULD CALL THEIR GIRLFRIENDS SLUTS AND TELL EVERYONE IN SCHOOL THEY WERE GAY... THEN I WOULD GO AS FAR AS TO PUT ITCHING POWDER IN THERE JOCK STRAPS AND PUT FECAL MATTER ON THERE NEW CARS AND RUN AROUND IN MY MOM'S MOO MOO RUBBING PEANUT BUTTER ON MY STOMACH SCREAMING THAT I'M A HOMO AND NO ONE COULD KICK MY ASS.... AND IF THAT DOSEN'T KILL ME I'LL WATCH AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HOME VIDEO'S FOR 24-96 HOURS STRAIGHT AND IF BOB SAGGET'S TERRIBLE JOKES DON'T KILL ME THEN I'LL JUST RESORT TO SLITTING MY WRISTS.... THANK U

17 Jan 2001 a.h falling backwards out of a tall tree. That way you see a pretty picture as you die.

17 Jan 2001 Rick Well, Mouchette, there is *no* best way to kill yourself when you're 13... You are much too young to take such an ending. Of course, if you really, really, R E A L L Y want to. well;

1> Encyclopedias, Internet access, books of all kinds, and supplies, to improve your grades.

2> College tuition money to ensure your graduation and gaining a degree, preferably in something like higher math, to get a job in finance.

3> Wardrobe to go with the job.

4> Patience. Give this about 20 years.

5> When you've gotten that fat, mindless job manipulating global markets, then you'll be dead.

16 Jan 2001 Thom Yorke The way i'm going to kill myself is i'm going to take a shit load of painkillers and sleeping pills and then hang myself. The painkillers and sleeping pills will numb the pain if hanging yourself, so it will not feel as bad. The hanging part is there just to make sure you don't want anyone saving you or anything.

16 Jan 2001 sam rubez take pills because razors are painful. or jump off a very tall building.

15 Jan 2001 dimitri manger des choux de Bruxelles sur une trottinette volante en plein essor économique.

15 Jan 2001 six|twin If I was 13, and wanting to kill myself, I'd bring a cleaver to my school and wait until recess. I'd have to invite all the kids to a candy treat so that they're all consumed with happiness; and where care just doesn't exist... I'd then pull out the cleaver and hack the guy beside me in the neck... Just to see how he feels about it... By then, everyone would stare at me, and some would even cry. I'd get hungry and drop the cleaver... hmm, and being 13 would mean that He-Man would be on, so yah, I'd go watch some He-Man and go-bots... yup, that's it... and, poor kid...

14 Jan 2001 Mario to keep living.

12 Jan 2001 Rose la noyade

12 Jan 2001 the enlightened nigga stand behind a jackass and kick it in the arse.

12 Jan 2001 thomas redford the 3rd. eat a bunch of beans and then after about an hour later sit in a secluded airtight room and fart for a couple of hours, if you can survive your damn gas, then strike and match and go out with a bang.......

11 Jan 2001 nico sauter au milieu des crocos dans un zoo

10 Jan 2001 Ruined Read too many of these stupid ass responses, fuck ass!

10 Jan 2001 Susie Eat candy bars until your stomach lining tears.

09 Jan 2001 Please get help. Putting something like this on the internet is horrid.

07 Jan 2001 katrina stick gumballs up your nose and choke on a jawbreaker

05 Jan 2001 elington riding a horny pink dinosaur over a cliff or playing with teddy bears that have secret machine guns that shoot lazerbeams out their eyes or touching an elephant's butt. they HATE it

04 Jan 2001 Mree Listen to Dr. Laura until your brains ooze out of your ears.

03 Jan 2001 Carmen There are so many ways. I'm thirteen and you can just save money and over dose on acid, E, or heroin. If you want to die that badly.

03 Jan 2001 jeff sit in your room all alone and call the one person that means the most to you. that bitch isn't worth the sweat off your sack! so tell her that you are sick and tired of being treated like shit and give her as much shit as you can. if she cares she will say something to you and try to make you change your mind. seeing as how she means the most to you, when you realize that she could care less about what happens to you, hang up with her after you tell her to say whatever she has to say now, because she might not ever get the chance again. if she says she has nothing to say, tell her "fine. i love you bye!" and hang up. don't give her the chance to say goodbye because you know she doesn't deserve it. if she cares, she will call back. if not you know that she's fucked you over one too many time. and you walk over to your closet and grab the belt you have been wearing for the past 3 or 4 years. that she undid everytime you guys made love. and tie it to your doorknob. wrap the other end around ur throat and sit down. if you do this right, you wont have to worry about touching the floor when you sit. ur ass will be inches away from living and you smile. and while you are smiling your face turns blue. lack of oxygen will make you pass out and you will eventually loose conciousness. when that happens, it's all over. you will die with a smile on ur face and the belt that she loved to undo is now wrapped around your throat. i bet that will make everyone sleep better!!!!

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Date	Name/email Nom/email	What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13? Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
18 Jan 2001	€€€€€€€€€€€€	~~~~~~how i'd kill myself~~~~~~ I'D GO TO A SPORTING EVENT (B-BALL, SOCCER, FOOTBALL) AND WEAR A SHIRT SAYING "JOCKS SUCK"..... THEN I WOULD CALL THEIR GIRLFRIENDS SLUTS AND TELL EVERYONE IN SCHOOL THEY WERE GAY... THEN I WOULD GO AS FAR AS TO PUT ITCHING POWDER IN THERE JOCK STRAPS AND PUT FECAL MATTER ON THERE NEW CARS AND RUN AROUND IN MY MOM'S MOO MOO RUBBING PEANUT BUTTER ON MY STOMACH SCREAMING THAT I'M A HOMO AND NO ONE COULD KICK MY ASS.... AND IF THAT DOSEN'T KILL ME I'LL WATCH AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HOME VIDEO'S FOR 24-96 HOURS STRAIGHT AND IF BOB SAGGET'S TERRIBLE JOKES DON'T KILL ME THEN I'LL JUST RESORT TO SLITTING MY WRISTS.... THANK U
17 Jan 2001	a.h	falling backwards out of a tall tree. That way you see a pretty picture as you die.
17 Jan 2001	Rick	Well, Mouchette, there is no best way to kill yourself when you're 13... You are much too young to take such an ending. Of course, if you really, really, R E A L L Y want to. well; 1> Encyclopedias, Internet access, books of all kinds, and supplies, to improve your grades. 2> College tuition money to ensure your graduation and gaining a degree, preferably in something like higher math, to get a job in finance. 3> Wardrobe to go with the job. 4> Patience. Give this about 20 years. 5> When you've gotten that fat, mindless job manipulating global markets, then you'll be dead.
16 Jan 2001	Thom Yorke	The way i'm going to kill myself is i'm going to take a shit load of painkillers and sleeping pills and then hang myself. The painkillers and sleeping pills will numb the pain if hanging yourself, so it will not feel as bad. The hanging part is there just to make sure you don't want anyone saving you or anything.
16 Jan 2001	sam rubez	take pills because razors are painful. or jump off a very tall building.
15 Jan 2001	dimitri	manger des choux de Bruxelles sur une trottinette volante en plein essor économique.
15 Jan 2001	six\|twin	If I was 13, and wanting to kill myself, I'd bring a cleaver to my school and wait until recess. I'd have to invite all the kids to a candy treat so that they're all consumed with happiness; and where care just doesn't exist... I'd then pull out the cleaver and hack the guy beside me in the neck... Just to see how he feels about it... By then, everyone would stare at me, and some would even cry. I'd get hungry and drop the cleaver... hmm, and being 13 would mean that He-Man would be on, so yah, I'd go watch some He-Man and go-bots... yup, that's it... and, poor kid...
14 Jan 2001	Mario	to keep living.
12 Jan 2001	Rose	la noyade
12 Jan 2001	the enlightened nigga	stand behind a jackass and kick it in the arse.
12 Jan 2001	thomas redford the 3rd.	eat a bunch of beans and then after about an hour later sit in a secluded airtight room and fart for a couple of hours, if you can survive your damn gas, then strike and match and go out with a bang.......
11 Jan 2001	nico	sauter au milieu des crocos dans un zoo
10 Jan 2001	Ruined	Read too many of these stupid ass responses, fuck ass!
10 Jan 2001	Susie	Eat candy bars until your stomach lining tears.
09 Jan 2001		Please get help. Putting something like this on the internet is horrid.
07 Jan 2001	katrina	stick gumballs up your nose and choke on a jawbreaker
05 Jan 2001	elington	riding a horny pink dinosaur over a cliff or playing with teddy bears that have secret machine guns that shoot lazerbeams out their eyes or touching an elephant's butt. they HATE it
04 Jan 2001	Mree	Listen to Dr. Laura until your brains ooze out of your ears.
03 Jan 2001	Carmen	There are so many ways. I'm thirteen and you can just save money and over dose on acid, E, or heroin. If you want to die that badly.
03 Jan 2001	jeff	sit in your room all alone and call the one person that means the most to you. that bitch isn't worth the sweat off your sack! so tell her that you are sick and tired of being treated like shit and give her as much shit as you can. if she cares she will say something to you and try to make you change your mind. seeing as how she means the most to you, when you realize that she could care less about what happens to you, hang up with her after you tell her to say whatever she has to say now, because she might not ever get the chance again. if she says she has nothing to say, tell her "fine. i love you bye!" and hang up. don't give her the chance to say goodbye because you know she doesn't deserve it. if she cares, she will call back. if not you know that she's fucked you over one too many time. and you walk over to your closet and grab the belt you have been wearing for the past 3 or 4 years. that she undid everytime you guys made love. and tie it to your doorknob. wrap the other end around ur throat and sit down. if you do this right, you wont have to worry about touching the floor when you sit. ur ass will be inches away from living and you smile. and while you are smiling your face turns blue. lack of oxygen will make you pass out and you will eventually loose conciousness. when that happens, it's all over. you will die with a smile on ur face and the belt that she loved to undo is now wrapped around your throat. i bet that will make everyone sleep better!!!!