| Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form. |
| Date |
Name/email Nom/email |
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13? Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans? |
| 15 Feb 2001 | peter | attempt to swim the atlantic ocean |
| 13 Feb 2001 | Ellen Boatman | Drink 1 bottle of bleach, 1 of Windex, and 5 shots of Jim Beam if you're not dead yet. If still alive, get your father's gun and point to temple, pull trigger, but make sure safety is off. |
| 13 Feb 2001 | Beth | i think the best way to kill yourself is to swallow a ton of pills and then wash them down with some alcohol. Then, before you pass out you can either jump off a bridge into some freezing water (since its winter) or slit your wrists (but that would hurt lots). Whatever you do make sure you have a back up plan. The worst thing is to attempt suicide and fail. Then everyone will think you are fucked in the head and you will never get to be by yourself again!!! Good luck and see you in hell. |
| 13 Feb 2001 | Why | simple: say "I dont wanna study fuckers!!" and your life is over..... |
| 12 Feb 2001 | Kytt | Have one of your friends put a rat in a jar and put the open end of the jar up to your face. Then have them blow torch the other end. The rat will then eat it's way through your face before it will let itself be burned alive. |
| 10 Feb 2001 | Spanky Payne | hang yourself by hanging in your fat mother's underwear |
| 10 Feb 2001 | fuck you | father's gun , but take down some fellow school mates beforehand |
| 10 Feb 2001 | Jack Meoff | My brother killed himself when he was 9. He shot himself in the head with my dad's gun. It blew half his face off. That should work. |
| 09 Feb 2001 | sorrow | yirmi yasindakiler ne olacak peki? bulusunu biraz genisletmelisin, zaten intiharda yas sinirlamasi diye bir sey olabilir mi? birseyler dusundugunde lutfen bana yaz. bekliyorum. cabuk ol. ___ :(( |
| 06 Feb 2001 | phane | Passer sous les roues d'un carosse. |
| 06 Feb 2001 | ezra | the best way is to sing a lullaby until you run out of breath, or to sing to the fish under a river. |
| 06 Feb 2001 | Ira | Try to meet once upon a time any serial maniak-killer. Remember, you don't have so much time, no longer than 355 days, try to be fast! |
| 04 Feb 2001 | Jenny | I'm not too sure. I think if they were to kill themselves they could always watch a movie and micmic the scenes. Or of course they can pretend they can fly or something |
| 03 Feb 2001 | Adam | Eat lots of fried foods, starch, breads etc..... Then die from a heart attack at 101!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| 02 Feb 2001 | erin | swimming in a lake, and you cannot swim |
| 02 Feb 2001 | DEATH | THE BEST WAY TO KILL YOUR SELF IF UNDER 13, IS TO GO UP TO A ANGRY LONER AND SAY NICE COAT FAGGOT, HE WILL WAST YOUR FUCKING ASS. THE SUICIDE PART IS BEING A FUCKING STUPID IDIOT TO DO. |
| 01 Feb 2001 | Palasm | I don't know... I feel like killin' myself... although I'm older than 13... haven't really thought about it till I was older... but sometimes I feel like covering myself up with everything I can find in bed and try to suffocate myself while I sleep... |
| 01 Feb 2001 | stephanie | to play suicide is the best children can do... It's a way for them to experiment with death and recognize how precious their own life is... I don't really know what such a suicide kit should have as content... I'm sorry for not helping you more... read you little mouchette and don't be sad... stephanie p.s. : I know that in a sense you're very happy... because, people suffering are the one with the biggest joy !!! |
| 31 Jan 2001 | SICK MOTHERFUCKER | TAKE OUT ONE OF UR TESTICLES AND GET A VICE AND SIMPLY INSERT IT IN THERE AND START TIGHTENING! IT ROCKS! TRY IT SOMETIME |
| 31 Jan 2001 | phaerohe | mouchette, don't kill yourself.... kill me! It would be much more satisfying! |
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