| Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form. |
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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13? Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans? |
| 30 May 2001 | C.Tooth | Finally, the best way for ANYONE to kill themselves... here it is. Kill everyone mothafucker you hate.Then run from the cops and get a little c4 and give them a nice suprise.Then go to a big building and start fucking everyone up. Then go to the top of he building, act like you have surrendered, just as the cops are coming to take you away, turn around, smile and press a little button connected to some homemade explosive you've made that will level the building. It's dramatic, not the typical wrist slitting shit that doesn't even work, it's messy, and best of all, you'll go out with a BANG! Not to mention you'll be all over the news for about 4 or 5 years .Fuck I'm not suicidal, but if your gonna do it, do it right. Peace my suicidal homies! |
| 30 May 2001 | Sum Ting Wong | stick a shotgun in your cunt and pull the trigger |
| 30 May 2001 | karli | I think you are pretty fucked up to make this website. 'Ya lets have all the little 9 year olds kill themselves! YAY what fun!' i think you should rot in hell |
| 28 May 2001 | the ANTI | the best way is to take a 20 oz coke bottle. fill it with about 1/8 water and then fill it as high as desired with deadly chemicals and pills, but do this while you are really tired so that you fall asleep before it kicks in. that way you can go to sleep and never wake up. trust me on this one i am suicidal and this is the way i'm thinking of going out |
| 28 May 2001 | polux | let your self go...and go...and... deep in the vegetables soup. |
| 27 May 2001 | allen | i can not believe this site. get out of it now, your life is too precious to take. and all you fuckers who think you should and tell other people too, i hope you do kill yourself! |
| 26 May 2001 | n3Ek | Church is a good start Or yodeling Even Would be a good start But Nothing tops the day off Like Sleepingonatreeshredder wrong |
| 26 May 2001 | Shane | I imagine carbon monoxide poisoning would be pretty sweet. If you are technically inclined you could find out how to build an actual thanatron though. Too elaborate? |
| 25 May 2001 | total | place tape over your mouth and nose |
| 25 May 2001 | starla | donno, needle and a bit of air in sounds good to me... barbie was on the right track there |
| 24 May 2001 | !!! | SEEK PROFESSIONAL HELP. YOU HAVE A DISORDER CHEMICALLY IN YOUR BRAIN. GET HELP |
| 24 May 2001 | Cain Smith | Put a Barney video tape in the kit along with a revolver, and a music tape that keeps repeating "if you're happy and you know it, shoot yourself." |
| 24 May 2001 | Jenna | Slash your wrists with mammy's sharp kitchen knife then jump off a bridge with your fave teddy bear! |
| 24 May 2001 | C.Tooth | Best way to kill yourself ... Well this guy wrote me back telling me that i shouldn't have written that, did he do that to all of you??? Well here is another good way to kill yourself and be careful. Get a desert eagle 357., load it with a dum dum bullet, shoot youself in the stomach and it will blow out the top of your head. Or if you can't get a gun and you don't wanna hurt yourself too badly then take a lot of pain killers. Or if you wanna go towards the more bloody effect, then before you go to school you should kill someone and eat their brains, then go to school with an axe and start choppin, and cut yourself a lot of time, crack your ribs and punch yourself untill you bleed, then throw up all over everyone, you should surely die in a few minutes. If you're not in the mood for eating brains, then the last thing i suggest is cutting your wrists, then your groin next to your nuts or pussy (the main artery) and then your neck, you will die in a matter of minutes. |
| 23 May 2001 | Candy | Well if you do kill yourself, a few weeks before you do, do a whole lot of good things for everybody, even people you hate and be in a really good and happy mood. Then dress up really pretty, and take a rusty razor blade, and two hankerchiefs, and go to the prettiest place that you can find like a beautiful ocean around sun rise and slit your wrists, then tie them up with the hankerchiefs so when people find you, you will look so beautiful like your sleeping, and they will remember all the good and happy things you did for them, and they will feel so sad, and miss you soo much. But you better hope and pray that the bible is wrong, because God will bitchslap your ass to hell so fast, it will make your head spin. |
| 23 May 2001 | Mikael | Well, what can i say. There's alotta' ways. My favourite is blowin' your brains out, painting mommy's carpet red... But this is best in the age of 16-17 i think. Still, i wanna tell why i like it. It's messy, drama, you go with a bang, and allota' other things i can't remember. Downside, it's painless. Pain is good, it tells you you're alive, and when you don't feel it anymore... you're dead... |
| 23 May 2001 | yomama | Introduce yourself as "CCH" at a club in Cincinnati, Dayton or Columbus. |
| 22 May 2001 | GOGO | ...IS to continue with living! |
| 22 May 2001 | Ben | The best way to kill yourself is to live until you are 80... somehow it happens without even trying! |
| 22 May 2001 | nikki | ignore the "Keep away from small children" warning labels on pills |
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