What is the best way to commit suicide when you're under 13?

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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?

28 May 2001 polux let your self go...and go...and... deep in the vegetables soup.

27 May 2001 allen i can not believe this site. get out of it now, your life is too precious to take. and all you fuckers who think you should and tell other people too, i hope you do kill yourself!

26 May 2001 n3Ek Church is a good start
Or yodeling
Even
Would be a good start
But
Nothing tops the day off
Like
Sleepingonatreeshredder wrong

26 May 2001 Shane I imagine carbon monoxide poisoning would be pretty sweet. If you are technically inclined you could find out how to build an actual thanatron though. Too elaborate?

25 May 2001 total place tape over your mouth and nose

25 May 2001 starla donno, needle and a bit of air in sounds good to me... barbie was on the right track there

24 May 2001 !!! SEEK PROFESSIONAL HELP. YOU HAVE A DISORDER CHEMICALLY IN YOUR BRAIN. GET HELP

24 May 2001 Cain Smith Put a Barney video tape in the kit along with a revolver, and a music tape that keeps repeating "if you're happy and you know it, shoot yourself."

24 May 2001 Jenna Slash your wrists with mammy's sharp kitchen knife then jump off a bridge with your fave teddy bear!

24 May 2001 C.Tooth Best way to kill yourself ... Well this guy wrote me back telling me that i shouldn't have written that, did he do that to all of you??? Well here is another good way to kill yourself and be careful. Get a desert eagle 357., load it with a dum dum bullet, shoot youself in the stomach and it will blow out the top of your head. Or if you can't get a gun and you don't wanna hurt yourself too badly then take a lot of pain killers. Or if you wanna go towards the more bloody effect, then before you go to school you should kill someone and eat their brains, then go to school with an axe and start choppin, and cut yourself a lot of time, crack your ribs and punch yourself untill you bleed, then throw up all over everyone, you should surely die in a few minutes. If you're not in the mood for eating brains, then the last thing i suggest is cutting your wrists, then your groin next to your nuts or pussy (the main artery) and then your neck, you will die in a matter of minutes.

23 May 2001 Candy Well if you do kill yourself, a few weeks before you do, do a whole lot of good things for everybody, even people you hate and be in a really good and happy mood. Then dress up really pretty, and take a rusty razor blade, and two hankerchiefs, and go to the prettiest place that you can find like a beautiful ocean around sun rise and slit your wrists, then tie them up with the hankerchiefs so when people find you, you will look so beautiful like your sleeping, and they will remember all the good and happy things you did for them, and they will feel so sad, and miss you soo much. But you better hope and pray that the bible is wrong, because God will bitchslap your ass to hell so fast, it will make your head spin.

23 May 2001 Mikael Well, what can i say. There's alotta' ways. My favourite is blowin' your brains out, painting mommy's carpet red... But this is best in the age of 16-17 i think. Still, i wanna tell why i like it. It's messy, drama, you go with a bang, and allota' other things i can't remember. Downside, it's painless. Pain is good, it tells you you're alive, and when you don't feel it anymore... you're dead...

23 May 2001 yomama Introduce yourself as "CCH" at a club in Cincinnati, Dayton or Columbus.

22 May 2001 GOGO ...IS to continue with living!

22 May 2001 Ben The best way to kill yourself is to live until you are 80... somehow it happens without even trying!

22 May 2001 nikki ignore the "Keep away from small children" warning labels on pills

19 May 2001 alpha chloe lubicz wear your favorite rollerskates atop a very steep hill and then fly down it into oncoming traffic (if you live in the city). otherwise you should be advised to try falling into a mulcher.

18 May 2001 Matt Mix 1 cup of water with a box of baking soda. It will make your stomach stop producing acid and you will eat yourself to death.

18 May 2001 sudafed Firstly, I think killing oneself is a valid and sometimes logical option. I believe that life is made for tragedy, and if I wasn't in a position where (a) I'm too scared and (b) I would hurt too many people, I'd be decomposing somewhere instead of writing this now. On the other hand, I have basically no problems whatsover, so God knows how I would cope if I actually had abusive parents, no friends etc. like some of the people who have written here.
Normally, I would congratulate you on being honest and brave enough to admit that life is pain and to decide to end it... but if you're really 13 I would advise you wait. Not to sound too patronising, but when I was 13 I had no idea about life (and how shit it truly is). Even if you don't change your mind, it's never to late to decide to die... you will have lost nothing.
Anyway, if you decide you can't wait, what method you choose depends on what your priorities are. If you are sensitive to what those whom love you might think, the best way would be to make it look like an accident (ie. stumbling in front of fast moving traffic, hairdryer, etc.).
On the other hand, if you are more concerned with avoiding physical pain, I suggest a drug assisted death. Save up and buy a lot of heroin, then smoke it (unless you've had it before, otherwise you'll feel nauseous), which will give you a sense of euphoria. Try to smoke some dope as well as that this combination will make you even more relaxed and mellow. Then turn out all the lights and sit in a hot bath with a sharp knife. Slashing your left wrist should be relatively painless because of the heroin and the fact you can't gross yourself out in the dark. Also, it allows you time for some contemplation before you drift off into oblivion.
Anyway, I still advise you to wait a couple of years, but if you cannot, I hope you find the peace in death which eluded you in life.

18 May 2001 Deelite choke on milk and cookies

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Date	Name/email Nom/email	What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13? Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
28 May 2001	polux	let your self go...and go...and... deep in the vegetables soup.
27 May 2001	allen	i can not believe this site. get out of it now, your life is too precious to take. and all you fuckers who think you should and tell other people too, i hope you do kill yourself!
26 May 2001	n3Ek	Church is a good start Or yodeling Even Would be a good start But Nothing tops the day off Like Sleepingonatreeshredder wrong
26 May 2001	Shane	I imagine carbon monoxide poisoning would be pretty sweet. If you are technically inclined you could find out how to build an actual thanatron though. Too elaborate?
25 May 2001	total	place tape over your mouth and nose
25 May 2001	starla	donno, needle and a bit of air in sounds good to me... barbie was on the right track there
24 May 2001	!!!	SEEK PROFESSIONAL HELP. YOU HAVE A DISORDER CHEMICALLY IN YOUR BRAIN. GET HELP
24 May 2001	Cain Smith	Put a Barney video tape in the kit along with a revolver, and a music tape that keeps repeating "if you're happy and you know it, shoot yourself."
24 May 2001	Jenna	Slash your wrists with mammy's sharp kitchen knife then jump off a bridge with your fave teddy bear!
24 May 2001	C.Tooth	Best way to kill yourself ... Well this guy wrote me back telling me that i shouldn't have written that, did he do that to all of you??? Well here is another good way to kill yourself and be careful. Get a desert eagle 357., load it with a dum dum bullet, shoot youself in the stomach and it will blow out the top of your head. Or if you can't get a gun and you don't wanna hurt yourself too badly then take a lot of pain killers. Or if you wanna go towards the more bloody effect, then before you go to school you should kill someone and eat their brains, then go to school with an axe and start choppin, and cut yourself a lot of time, crack your ribs and punch yourself untill you bleed, then throw up all over everyone, you should surely die in a few minutes. If you're not in the mood for eating brains, then the last thing i suggest is cutting your wrists, then your groin next to your nuts or pussy (the main artery) and then your neck, you will die in a matter of minutes.
23 May 2001	Candy	Well if you do kill yourself, a few weeks before you do, do a whole lot of good things for everybody, even people you hate and be in a really good and happy mood. Then dress up really pretty, and take a rusty razor blade, and two hankerchiefs, and go to the prettiest place that you can find like a beautiful ocean around sun rise and slit your wrists, then tie them up with the hankerchiefs so when people find you, you will look so beautiful like your sleeping, and they will remember all the good and happy things you did for them, and they will feel so sad, and miss you soo much. But you better hope and pray that the bible is wrong, because God will bitchslap your ass to hell so fast, it will make your head spin.
23 May 2001	Mikael	Well, what can i say. There's alotta' ways. My favourite is blowin' your brains out, painting mommy's carpet red... But this is best in the age of 16-17 i think. Still, i wanna tell why i like it. It's messy, drama, you go with a bang, and allota' other things i can't remember. Downside, it's painless. Pain is good, it tells you you're alive, and when you don't feel it anymore... you're dead...
23 May 2001	yomama	Introduce yourself as "CCH" at a club in Cincinnati, Dayton or Columbus.
22 May 2001	GOGO	...IS to continue with living!
22 May 2001	Ben	The best way to kill yourself is to live until you are 80... somehow it happens without even trying!
22 May 2001	nikki	ignore the "Keep away from small children" warning labels on pills
19 May 2001	alpha chloe lubicz	wear your favorite rollerskates atop a very steep hill and then fly down it into oncoming traffic (if you live in the city). otherwise you should be advised to try falling into a mulcher.
18 May 2001	Matt	Mix 1 cup of water with a box of baking soda. It will make your stomach stop producing acid and you will eat yourself to death.
18 May 2001	sudafed	Firstly, I think killing oneself is a valid and sometimes logical option. I believe that life is made for tragedy, and if I wasn't in a position where (a) I'm too scared and (b) I would hurt too many people, I'd be decomposing somewhere instead of writing this now. On the other hand, I have basically no problems whatsover, so God knows how I would cope if I actually had abusive parents, no friends etc. like some of the people who have written here. Normally, I would congratulate you on being honest and brave enough to admit that life is pain and to decide to end it... but if you're really 13 I would advise you wait. Not to sound too patronising, but when I was 13 I had no idea about life (and how shit it truly is). Even if you don't change your mind, it's never to late to decide to die... you will have lost nothing. Anyway, if you decide you can't wait, what method you choose depends on what your priorities are. If you are sensitive to what those whom love you might think, the best way would be to make it look like an accident (ie. stumbling in front of fast moving traffic, hairdryer, etc.). On the other hand, if you are more concerned with avoiding physical pain, I suggest a drug assisted death. Save up and buy a lot of heroin, then smoke it (unless you've had it before, otherwise you'll feel nauseous), which will give you a sense of euphoria. Try to smoke some dope as well as that this combination will make you even more relaxed and mellow. Then turn out all the lights and sit in a hot bath with a sharp knife. Slashing your left wrist should be relatively painless because of the heroin and the fact you can't gross yourself out in the dark. Also, it allows you time for some contemplation before you drift off into oblivion. Anyway, I still advise you to wait a couple of years, but if you cannot, I hope you find the peace in death which eluded you in life.
18 May 2001	Deelite	choke on milk and cookies