What is the best way to commit suicide when you're under 13?

Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.

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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?

08 Jul 2001 Kayleigh I can't believe anyone would want to kill themselves. That is one of the most stupidest things I have ever heard. God or whoever you believe in gave us a life and now you want to take it away. There are starving people or people who are getting murdered or even people who are being forced against their will and these people still love life and cherish it.
Then there's you. You want to kill yourself just because life isn't fair. Well buddy, GET OVER IT, life's not fair so your just going to have to deal with it. Everyone doesn't just leave and forget their problems you have to just work through them. It WILL get better!! I promise you this. So next time you think about KILLING yourself. DON'T DON'T DON'T!
If you kill yourself you will leave everyone and anyone who loves you or even cares about you a little bit and you will let them down. Please e-mail me about this subject matter.
Remember: Death comes to us all, why rush it...

08 Jul 2001 Rachel listen to that DEVIL music. Then the spirits will seep into their bodies and dead they will become.

08 Jul 2001 Hunter Suicide. Everyone has problems big or small. My parents are not dead, my grades are not shit and I am not addicted to drugs. I have my problems everyone else has theirs. I DEAL with my problems and losers take the easy way out. Killing yourself is easy, it's living that's hard. But a long life can still be a good one.

07 Jul 2001 grande maestro frise e senza piombo

07 Jul 2001 RileyRoark Take 50 Rolls "Exctasy". Cost a lot but will get the job done and it's not painful. You will have the best time in your life then just die because you will have to much serotonin in your brain, slow death but painless

07 Jul 2001 Jason Wait. All you have to do is go about your life as normal and then one day, out of the blue you will die. It may be in 70 years (of old age), or in next week choking on a chicken bone, but it doesn't matter it will happen. So no need to make a mess or jump off a high place, just wait. wait. wait.

06 Jul 2001 Jade I totally agree with the people that say it DOESN'T get better. I've been clinically depressed for at least 14 years. I'm currently unemployed with no light at the end of the tunnel. Desperate, scared, believing that I will never have a healthy male-female relationship, broke, and crying constantly. But here's the thing...I started reading this silly website and started LAUGHING at the idiots and the tongue-in-cheek comments. How can I contemplate killing myself when I'm LAUGHING?

Look, whatever is going on will maybe get worse, maybe get better...maybe it'll suck so much you'll take it out on innocent people, maybe something really freaking cool will happen like winning the lottery or the evil-ex dies in a excruciatingly painful death. Ya don't know. Find a way to LAUGH at the inanity, the irony, and the absurdity of life.

I can't kill myself. I have cats that depend on me. My family doesn't deserve the hell they would go through because of my selfishness. My friends would be PISSED. So, since I'm pretty much stuck here on earth suffering with the rest of ya, I guess I'm going to have to find a way to laugh at it all, to blow off the bullshit, and try to identify the really important things in life...and accept the crap that comes my way until I can get out of it.

05 Jul 2001 Shit stirrer You lot are all fucked up, you have seriious problems. My life is brilliant so fuck you. GO COMMIT SUICIDE YOU WANKERS.
p.s. nobody loves you.

03 Jul 2001 pessimist HEY, every second takes u closer to death.... JUST WAIT!!!

02 Jul 2001 Failure Four children often have trouble finding firearms... seeing as they probably are just going through a stupid phase at this age i believe they should attempt suicide in a way that does not have a very high sucess rate.... such as slitting wrists or overdosing on medication... if they survive it will screw them up majorly to know that they attempted something so stupid when they had their whole lives ahead of them...

02 Jul 2001 World's Biggest Idiot that's my title i believe the best method of killing yourself if you were a child under the age of thirteen would be any method involving overdosing on medication or poisoning oneself... i believe this because in the ages under thirteen a child's body has not fully developed, they are still small and thus it is easier for them to overdose fatally on lethal substances or medications...

02 Jul 2001 Suicidal Manners Life Sucks.
nobody cares about me.
if they do care about me i'll find out soon enough at my funeral.
i'm gonna drink liquid metal (room teperature).
hope i won't puke it out of my body.
see ya in the next life

02 Jul 2001 EMAIL ME PLEASE $10,000 OFFER !!!!!!!!!!

I AM VERY SERIOUS ABOUT SUICIDING MYSELF. I WANT TO USE HIGH EXPLOSIVES IN ORDER TO NOT FEEL HARM AND TO NOT LEAVE ANY TRACES SO NO FUNERAL. BOOOM...FINISHED !!!

My plan is to use Ammonium Nitrate NitroMethane explosives and then go suicide safely at the Quarries near my town.

Anyone who can SERIOUSLY help me accomplish my Suicide plan will get all my money. You don't have to feel guilty for helping me suicide...I'm already dead in my mind.

I need supplies of High Density Ammonium Nitrate (Fertilizer)

I need a crushing machine

I need a drying machine

I need supplies of NitroMethane

Most of All, I need explosive boosters and blasting caps.

I am not encouraging anyone to suicide themselves. I am just seeking help doing this myself.

02 Jul 2001 Drew I see alot of people bitching about "god's gift of life" and "god loves you", well god gave me this life and he controls every thing I do. so If I kill myself it's because god wanted it, right???? makes sense to me.

02 Jul 2001 mario hernandez lock your self in a room full of rap music and a rusty knife

01 Jul 2001 don dixion go to school every day and flip off all the black people

30 Jun 2001 skullfucker if you are a girl, its to have sex with an elephant...
if you are a boy, to have sex with an elephant...

30 Jun 2001 neo take a cord, stick one end in the electrical socket and shove it into your chest, very minimal pain, or anything over 2.3 amps (which will shut down your heart and ultimately KILL YOU)

29 Jun 2001 ALJO THAT'S EASY. GO TO A BLACK PEOPLE'S PLACE IN NEW JERSEY WITH A SHIRT THAT SPELLS I HATE NIGERS. THEN START SCREAMINN THAT NIGGERS ARE GAYS AND INSULT A BLACK PIMP. YOU WILL DIE IN A SECOND

28 Jun 2001 Santa get hit by a car

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Date	Name/email Nom/email	What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13? Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
08 Jul 2001	Kayleigh	I can't believe anyone would want to kill themselves. That is one of the most stupidest things I have ever heard. God or whoever you believe in gave us a life and now you want to take it away. There are starving people or people who are getting murdered or even people who are being forced against their will and these people still love life and cherish it. Then there's you. You want to kill yourself just because life isn't fair. Well buddy, GET OVER IT, life's not fair so your just going to have to deal with it. Everyone doesn't just leave and forget their problems you have to just work through them. It WILL get better!! I promise you this. So next time you think about KILLING yourself. DON'T DON'T DON'T! If you kill yourself you will leave everyone and anyone who loves you or even cares about you a little bit and you will let them down. Please e-mail me about this subject matter. Remember: Death comes to us all, why rush it...
08 Jul 2001	Rachel	listen to that DEVIL music. Then the spirits will seep into their bodies and dead they will become.
08 Jul 2001	Hunter	Suicide. Everyone has problems big or small. My parents are not dead, my grades are not shit and I am not addicted to drugs. I have my problems everyone else has theirs. I DEAL with my problems and losers take the easy way out. Killing yourself is easy, it's living that's hard. But a long life can still be a good one.
07 Jul 2001	grande maestro	frise e senza piombo
07 Jul 2001	RileyRoark	Take 50 Rolls "Exctasy". Cost a lot but will get the job done and it's not painful. You will have the best time in your life then just die because you will have to much serotonin in your brain, slow death but painless
07 Jul 2001	Jason	Wait. All you have to do is go about your life as normal and then one day, out of the blue you will die. It may be in 70 years (of old age), or in next week choking on a chicken bone, but it doesn't matter it will happen. So no need to make a mess or jump off a high place, just wait. wait. wait.
06 Jul 2001	Jade	I totally agree with the people that say it DOESN'T get better. I've been clinically depressed for at least 14 years. I'm currently unemployed with no light at the end of the tunnel. Desperate, scared, believing that I will never have a healthy male-female relationship, broke, and crying constantly. But here's the thing...I started reading this silly website and started LAUGHING at the idiots and the tongue-in-cheek comments. How can I contemplate killing myself when I'm LAUGHING? Look, whatever is going on will maybe get worse, maybe get better...maybe it'll suck so much you'll take it out on innocent people, maybe something really freaking cool will happen like winning the lottery or the evil-ex dies in a excruciatingly painful death. Ya don't know. Find a way to LAUGH at the inanity, the irony, and the absurdity of life. I can't kill myself. I have cats that depend on me. My family doesn't deserve the hell they would go through because of my selfishness. My friends would be PISSED. So, since I'm pretty much stuck here on earth suffering with the rest of ya, I guess I'm going to have to find a way to laugh at it all, to blow off the bullshit, and try to identify the really important things in life...and accept the crap that comes my way until I can get out of it.
05 Jul 2001	Shit stirrer	You lot are all fucked up, you have seriious problems. My life is brilliant so fuck you. GO COMMIT SUICIDE YOU WANKERS. p.s. nobody loves you.
03 Jul 2001	pessimist	HEY, every second takes u closer to death.... JUST WAIT!!!
02 Jul 2001	Failure Four	children often have trouble finding firearms... seeing as they probably are just going through a stupid phase at this age i believe they should attempt suicide in a way that does not have a very high sucess rate.... such as slitting wrists or overdosing on medication... if they survive it will screw them up majorly to know that they attempted something so stupid when they had their whole lives ahead of them...
02 Jul 2001	World's Biggest Idiot that's my title	i believe the best method of killing yourself if you were a child under the age of thirteen would be any method involving overdosing on medication or poisoning oneself... i believe this because in the ages under thirteen a child's body has not fully developed, they are still small and thus it is easier for them to overdose fatally on lethal substances or medications...
02 Jul 2001	Suicidal Manners	Life Sucks. nobody cares about me. if they do care about me i'll find out soon enough at my funeral. i'm gonna drink liquid metal (room teperature). hope i won't puke it out of my body. see ya in the next life
02 Jul 2001	EMAIL ME PLEASE	$10,000 OFFER !!!!!!!!!! I AM VERY SERIOUS ABOUT SUICIDING MYSELF. I WANT TO USE HIGH EXPLOSIVES IN ORDER TO NOT FEEL HARM AND TO NOT LEAVE ANY TRACES SO NO FUNERAL. BOOOM...FINISHED !!! My plan is to use Ammonium Nitrate NitroMethane explosives and then go suicide safely at the Quarries near my town. Anyone who can SERIOUSLY help me accomplish my Suicide plan will get all my money. You don't have to feel guilty for helping me suicide...I'm already dead in my mind. I need supplies of High Density Ammonium Nitrate (Fertilizer) I need a crushing machine I need a drying machine I need supplies of NitroMethane Most of All, I need explosive boosters and blasting caps. I am not encouraging anyone to suicide themselves. I am just seeking help doing this myself.
02 Jul 2001	Drew	I see alot of people bitching about "god's gift of life" and "god loves you", well god gave me this life and he controls every thing I do. so If I kill myself it's because god wanted it, right???? makes sense to me.
02 Jul 2001	mario hernandez	lock your self in a room full of rap music and a rusty knife
01 Jul 2001	don dixion	go to school every day and flip off all the black people
30 Jun 2001	skullfucker	if you are a girl, its to have sex with an elephant... if you are a boy, to have sex with an elephant...
30 Jun 2001	neo	take a cord, stick one end in the electrical socket and shove it into your chest, very minimal pain, or anything over 2.3 amps (which will shut down your heart and ultimately KILL YOU)
29 Jun 2001	ALJO	THAT'S EASY. GO TO A BLACK PEOPLE'S PLACE IN NEW JERSEY WITH A SHIRT THAT SPELLS I HATE NIGERS. THEN START SCREAMINN THAT NIGGERS ARE GAYS AND INSULT A BLACK PIMP. YOU WILL DIE IN A SECOND
28 Jun 2001	Santa	get hit by a car