What is the best way to commit suicide when you're under 13?

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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?

25 Aug 2001 Jessica To cut yourself on the anckles. To get yourself hit by a car. Drink yourself until you get alcohol poisoning

25 Aug 2001 Carly take a knife and cut your wrist, then close the cut with peanut butter

25 Aug 2001 Warpt If your under 13 the best way to get yourself killed (with a big asshole in the end) is to go to the local park by your house and talk to that guy who stands by his car next to the fence watching you and your little buddies play. He will definitly rock your world and most likely when he's done fukkking you up the ass his life will be complete and he will end both of yours. Or you can just die the slow way by walking through a park with no shoes on until you step on a needle infected with HIV from some crackhead Cosby Kid. Either way, have fun kids

25 Aug 2001 victorya First of all, I wanna tell you all that I am 15. I cut my wrists 11 times. Nothing has happened apparently. I wanna die. But I don't think that you should try to kill yourself. Think about your family. Your friends. What would you do if you were to loose them? Please make a good decision. Bye.

25 Aug 2001 Susie There is no best way to kill yourself. You should wait untill it is your time to die. E-mail me if you want to kill yourself and we can talk.

25 Aug 2001 Paul Go into Detroit around 8 and Wisconsin, find a bunch of black dudes playing dice or something and scream "niggers" as loud as you can. It'll all be over in a few moments...

25 Aug 2001 Mr. Crazy filipino (wha wha wha what!!) first wear your nice clothes and make sure you are wearing clean underwear and then write a letter to your sorry ass parents and then drink all the cleaning solutions under the sink and then get a large ass knife and stab yourself a couple of times and if you can walk still lay in your bed. they'll fuckin think your just sleeping and they'll walk in your room five days later and smell the stench of your lifeless body and feel sorry for their sorry asses.

23 Aug 2001 LifeIsAwesome First of all, most of you underminded children haven't even reached puberty let alone even know what it's like to live! You think life sucks now, wait until you are grown up and raising a child on your own! What about going through a divorce, you children haven't even begun to live, take a walk with god, realize why you are here! After all he put you on this earth for a reason and obviously you are so damn inconsiderate to see that! Once you kill yourself, that's it!... You will NEVER be able to look down on your family, and when you do get to see them you will be looking up! Just because you died painfully, well that's nothing compared to what you will go through in hell! I guess you must want jagged rusty old razor blades and knived dragging across your soul... even though you are a spirit you can FEEL IT!!!!! FOR GOD SO LOVED THE WORLD THAT HE GAVE HIS ONLY SON.....

You children really have issues, I personally think you guys only want to die because you think it's "in and the cool thing to do". NOBODY will respect you for it, it's NOT funny or even cute, and little as you asshole know, insurance will NOT cover a suicide! So think of your family and how you want to be remembered! I had a VERY close friend of mine hang himself because he was going to go to jail for theft, so he got drunk and hung himself! The downside of that was me being one of the EMT's on call! I've seen things you guys only imagine about in your sick little minds, you can become and EMT-1 at age 16, but you need 125-150 hours of training! But wait a minute, why would you selfish children care about saving others! Just turn to god and ask for forgivness now and turn to him and learn to love! You guys have A LOT to learn and I found this retarded little site while looking up stuff on fake dental braces for a halloween costume! GROW UP!!! Life is soooo WORTH living!

22 Aug 2001 Anonymous Actually, that should have been the "5-second rule".

20 Aug 2001 Anonymous Jumping off something would be a good idea, but it has to be very tall. If you are jumping out of a window or off the roof of a building, make sure it is at least 8 or more stories tall and that you land on something hard such as concrete. If you are jumping off a cliff or other natural feature then you should be able to spit and have the spit fall for eight seconds or more. This rule of thumb I call the "8-second rule". If you fall for 8 seconds or more and land on something hard you will most definitely die. This is completely painless. As soon as you hit the ground you cease to live.

An even better way, though, would be to go skydiving. Jump out of the plane, and take off your parachute and throw it away. Turn yourself upside down and stiffen your arms and legs, so you are upside down doing a "pencil dive". This posture speeds you up so your skydiving instructor cannot save you.

If you are jumping off of something else such as a building or cliff, turn upside-down and at an angle so that you hit the ground with your neck and upper back. Happy falling!

15 Aug 2001 Cocaine this page is fucking cool! i always thought it would be crazy just to walk up to some dude and shoot them in the back of the head, with a shot gun. lol

15 Aug 2001 Can-d u people make me sick. i tried to kill myself before and i don't find u should kill yourself dudes cause it is better to live

15 Aug 2001 Dr...Anonymous First of all, you shouldn't worry about what will happen after your death. For you, there will be no consequences, you will be dead. There will however, be consequences for your friends and/or families so THINK IT THROUGH!
Secondly, before you act consider this, everybody changes drastically in their teenage years. As you get older, you will probably find that the things that upset you now, will become trivial and unimportant to you. Look at how you have changed from when you were a baby!
Finally, if there is absolutley no other way out, and you have exhausted ALL other possibilities, then I would recommend an overdose of sleeping tablets/Heroin (These will almost certainly guarantee a painless death.) The necessary dosage will vary upon the type of tablet or the purity of the heroin. Of course, firearms offer another painless solution but, like Heroin, they may be difficult to obtain.

12 Aug 2001 jessieB some sort of poisonius bug!!!!!!!!!
or your mom's homemade chutney

12 Aug 2001 Bizkit just walk fast on a highway and don't look either side. you never no which side will hit you first

11 Aug 2001 tracey i would say lay in the middle of a street so and try to go to sleep. that way it looks like you were hit by a car to your family but yet to you.... you killed yourself... and you felt no pain. but you could also be awake whatever makes you happy, i guess...

11 Aug 2001 that girl Somehow make a bomb (with timer preferably) ...doesn't have to be a large one ...strap it to yourself and when you jump from the top of a large building, set the bomb to explode in mid air.
Or i guess one could have it set to a few minutes after one lands so that when others come to investigate...
But then again when I was thirteen i wouldn't have been able to do this, for lack of tall buildings and lack of bomb-like materials. I just slit my wrists instead. It doesn't work when people find you and take you to the hospital... Make sure no one finds you, or tries to save you...
If you think death is bad, try living through it.

10 Aug 2001 Smart Ass Well I think all you wankers are seriously fucked up. You are all mother fuckers and you can all go and rape your mothers, sisters whatever or even yourself. What the hell is wrong with you? Get a life! You shouldn't be killing yourselves, it is selfish. You would be robbing your mother of her sex life. But if you really want ideas email me. Love. Smart Ass

10 Aug 2001 tyler Who cares, you're already dead yea, you're going to die anyway so who cares? If i were you i would start beating yourself up, it's fun!!! I did :) so clinch your fist and punch your face as hard as you can... trust me you will get addicted after a while :)
After you do this, you will look at your life a whole different way, yea and if you really want too be different do it in front of a lot of people!!! Some will look and laugh but others will think you're sick an morbid but like i said you're already dead... you just realized it faster.... oh yea and another thing... when you do this people will think you're different than other "normal" people... but they for some odd reason accept you and think you're cool so that is my advice....
And don't forget to find a Fight Club near you!!!

09 Aug 2001 Roy Well, sometimes when ur sad you reach a very clear conclusion that no matter what, ur life's gonna suck. cuz even when ur happy, it's just some sort of a anti-depression pill. ur so dumb, u don't realize nothing than the shallowest level of consciousness. if u can't live without that drug, u better hope there's reincarnation and drink lots of alcohol and go skateboarding for ur first time in the highway

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Date	Name/email Nom/email	What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13? Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
25 Aug 2001	Jessica	To cut yourself on the anckles. To get yourself hit by a car. Drink yourself until you get alcohol poisoning
25 Aug 2001	Carly	take a knife and cut your wrist, then close the cut with peanut butter
25 Aug 2001	Warpt	If your under 13 the best way to get yourself killed (with a big asshole in the end) is to go to the local park by your house and talk to that guy who stands by his car next to the fence watching you and your little buddies play. He will definitly rock your world and most likely when he's done fukkking you up the ass his life will be complete and he will end both of yours. Or you can just die the slow way by walking through a park with no shoes on until you step on a needle infected with HIV from some crackhead Cosby Kid. Either way, have fun kids
25 Aug 2001	victorya	First of all, I wanna tell you all that I am 15. I cut my wrists 11 times. Nothing has happened apparently. I wanna die. But I don't think that you should try to kill yourself. Think about your family. Your friends. What would you do if you were to loose them? Please make a good decision. Bye.
25 Aug 2001	Susie	There is no best way to kill yourself. You should wait untill it is your time to die. E-mail me if you want to kill yourself and we can talk.
25 Aug 2001	Paul	Go into Detroit around 8 and Wisconsin, find a bunch of black dudes playing dice or something and scream "niggers" as loud as you can. It'll all be over in a few moments...
25 Aug 2001	Mr. Crazy filipino (wha wha wha what!!)	first wear your nice clothes and make sure you are wearing clean underwear and then write a letter to your sorry ass parents and then drink all the cleaning solutions under the sink and then get a large ass knife and stab yourself a couple of times and if you can walk still lay in your bed. they'll fuckin think your just sleeping and they'll walk in your room five days later and smell the stench of your lifeless body and feel sorry for their sorry asses.
23 Aug 2001	LifeIsAwesome	First of all, most of you underminded children haven't even reached puberty let alone even know what it's like to live! You think life sucks now, wait until you are grown up and raising a child on your own! What about going through a divorce, you children haven't even begun to live, take a walk with god, realize why you are here! After all he put you on this earth for a reason and obviously you are so damn inconsiderate to see that! Once you kill yourself, that's it!... You will NEVER be able to look down on your family, and when you do get to see them you will be looking up! Just because you died painfully, well that's nothing compared to what you will go through in hell! I guess you must want jagged rusty old razor blades and knived dragging across your soul... even though you are a spirit you can FEEL IT!!!!! FOR GOD SO LOVED THE WORLD THAT HE GAVE HIS ONLY SON..... You children really have issues, I personally think you guys only want to die because you think it's "in and the cool thing to do". NOBODY will respect you for it, it's NOT funny or even cute, and little as you asshole know, insurance will NOT cover a suicide! So think of your family and how you want to be remembered! I had a VERY close friend of mine hang himself because he was going to go to jail for theft, so he got drunk and hung himself! The downside of that was me being one of the EMT's on call! I've seen things you guys only imagine about in your sick little minds, you can become and EMT-1 at age 16, but you need 125-150 hours of training! But wait a minute, why would you selfish children care about saving others! Just turn to god and ask for forgivness now and turn to him and learn to love! You guys have A LOT to learn and I found this retarded little site while looking up stuff on fake dental braces for a halloween costume! GROW UP!!! Life is soooo WORTH living!
22 Aug 2001	Anonymous	Actually, that should have been the "5-second rule".
20 Aug 2001	Anonymous	Jumping off something would be a good idea, but it has to be very tall. If you are jumping out of a window or off the roof of a building, make sure it is at least 8 or more stories tall and that you land on something hard such as concrete. If you are jumping off a cliff or other natural feature then you should be able to spit and have the spit fall for eight seconds or more. This rule of thumb I call the "8-second rule". If you fall for 8 seconds or more and land on something hard you will most definitely die. This is completely painless. As soon as you hit the ground you cease to live. An even better way, though, would be to go skydiving. Jump out of the plane, and take off your parachute and throw it away. Turn yourself upside down and stiffen your arms and legs, so you are upside down doing a "pencil dive". This posture speeds you up so your skydiving instructor cannot save you. If you are jumping off of something else such as a building or cliff, turn upside-down and at an angle so that you hit the ground with your neck and upper back. Happy falling!
15 Aug 2001	Cocaine	this page is fucking cool! i always thought it would be crazy just to walk up to some dude and shoot them in the back of the head, with a shot gun. lol
15 Aug 2001	Can-d	u people make me sick. i tried to kill myself before and i don't find u should kill yourself dudes cause it is better to live
15 Aug 2001	Dr...Anonymous	First of all, you shouldn't worry about what will happen after your death. For you, there will be no consequences, you will be dead. There will however, be consequences for your friends and/or families so THINK IT THROUGH! Secondly, before you act consider this, everybody changes drastically in their teenage years. As you get older, you will probably find that the things that upset you now, will become trivial and unimportant to you. Look at how you have changed from when you were a baby! Finally, if there is absolutley no other way out, and you have exhausted ALL other possibilities, then I would recommend an overdose of sleeping tablets/Heroin (These will almost certainly guarantee a painless death.) The necessary dosage will vary upon the type of tablet or the purity of the heroin. Of course, firearms offer another painless solution but, like Heroin, they may be difficult to obtain.
12 Aug 2001	jessieB	some sort of poisonius bug!!!!!!!!! or your mom's homemade chutney
12 Aug 2001	Bizkit	just walk fast on a highway and don't look either side. you never no which side will hit you first
11 Aug 2001	tracey	i would say lay in the middle of a street so and try to go to sleep. that way it looks like you were hit by a car to your family but yet to you.... you killed yourself... and you felt no pain. but you could also be awake whatever makes you happy, i guess...
11 Aug 2001	that girl	Somehow make a bomb (with timer preferably) ...doesn't have to be a large one ...strap it to yourself and when you jump from the top of a large building, set the bomb to explode in mid air. Or i guess one could have it set to a few minutes after one lands so that when others come to investigate... But then again when I was thirteen i wouldn't have been able to do this, for lack of tall buildings and lack of bomb-like materials. I just slit my wrists instead. It doesn't work when people find you and take you to the hospital... Make sure no one finds you, or tries to save you... If you think death is bad, try living through it.
10 Aug 2001	Smart Ass	Well I think all you wankers are seriously fucked up. You are all mother fuckers and you can all go and rape your mothers, sisters whatever or even yourself. What the hell is wrong with you? Get a life! You shouldn't be killing yourselves, it is selfish. You would be robbing your mother of her sex life. But if you really want ideas email me. Love. Smart Ass
10 Aug 2001	tyler	Who cares, you're already dead yea, you're going to die anyway so who cares? If i were you i would start beating yourself up, it's fun!!! I did :) so clinch your fist and punch your face as hard as you can... trust me you will get addicted after a while :) After you do this, you will look at your life a whole different way, yea and if you really want too be different do it in front of a lot of people!!! Some will look and laugh but others will think you're sick an morbid but like i said you're already dead... you just realized it faster.... oh yea and another thing... when you do this people will think you're different than other "normal" people... but they for some odd reason accept you and think you're cool so that is my advice.... And don't forget to find a Fight Club near you!!!
09 Aug 2001	Roy	Well, sometimes when ur sad you reach a very clear conclusion that no matter what, ur life's gonna suck. cuz even when ur happy, it's just some sort of a anti-depression pill. ur so dumb, u don't realize nothing than the shallowest level of consciousness. if u can't live without that drug, u better hope there's reincarnation and drink lots of alcohol and go skateboarding for ur first time in the highway