| Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form. |
| Date |
Name/email Nom/email |
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13? Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans? |
| 04 Nov 2001 | Jen | Is this a game or not? |
| 04 Nov 2001 | rose | Pills! They're so easy and available! |
| 03 Nov 2001 | JordanBenik | boil yourself |
| 02 Nov 2001 | vicky | Je ne veut pas que tu meurs!!!! |
| 01 Nov 2001 | oykaybility | This suicide thing is making me tired. It does not feel oykay at all. But, nevertheless, it's oykay. Anyway, you will be 13 forever. 13 is oykay. |
| 01 Nov 2001 | an asshole who thinks i am funny | this is so cool best way? what bout biting off your own balls n try cooking them with chocolate? wait....... that wont kill okay, den try eating yourself? |
| 01 Nov 2001 | David | JUMPING IN FRONT OF TRAINS Time: Seconds (or hours if unlucky) Available: Anywhere near a HIGH-SPEED railway line Certainty: Depends on your timing & speed of train. Go for decapitation Notes: Probably better to put your neck on the line, since a glancing blow would probably break your spine (& cripple you). High speed trains need a kilometer to stop, so find a blind corner. |
| 01 Nov 2001 | Jennyfurr | Um, Kid Ying- where is it that you get 3yrs. to life for attempting suicide? I attempted suicide (U.S., Florida) and I was only in there for 3 days.... so........ yeah ...and that annoying saying... WHO SAYS LIFE IS FAIR? |
| 31 Oct 2001 | Allison | OD on coke |
| 30 Oct 2001 | Fred Durst | U gotta slit ur throat + feel the swoon. coz if ur 555 then im 666! wots it like 2 b a heretic?????? |
| 29 Oct 2001 | Ben Dylan | There's no point in discussing it. Things tend to resolve themselves in ways no-one can prepare for... preparation in its fullest most comprehensive and meaningfully cohesive "sense." Get real! |
| 29 Oct 2001 | Anne Thrax | lie about your age and join the fucking army. |
| 29 Oct 2001 | firehead | Well... I have something to say. I'm sick and tired of all the people that write to say that they hate this website... if you hate it... GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE. Thanks... Ohh, and you can kill yourself by drinking some acid or something... It tastes sweet but at the end it hurts a fucking lot. |
| 28 Oct 2001 | Mike | i'm considering suiciding in the next week or so i got 3 ways in mind 1) drink about 2 - 3 of cough syrup 2) cover your mouth and nose with tape and then cuff ur hands behind u to a chair or bed post 3) break a battery and pour the stuff inside into a drink and drink it |
| 24 Oct 2001 | FIrehead | Its easy. Call your neighbor and tell him you´re fucking his wife. |
| 24 Oct 2001 | Rubber Chicken | STARE AT YOUR COMPUTER SCREEN AND STARVE TO DEATH. |
| 22 Oct 2001 | Paco | Eat Comet. |
| 22 Oct 2001 | thommie | i'm not sure, hanging is not the one i can say. i tried that.. your muscles will spasm it's not nice at all, i think that it must be done quíck and painless, someone said that to inject carbonated water with kill you in a nano second (heart explodes), but i CAN'T say if that really works that fast, bullet in the head is probably the best one, myself i will go for the razor, remember one thing though, dying by bleeding really suffocates you (the blood carries the air to the body) and you feel freeze, my tip is to sit in a tub with very hot water, it will prevent the blood to dry up and stop the bleeding. |
| 22 Oct 2001 | Richard Smead | Go buy a lot of dangerous fireworks, shove a fire work into every part of your pathetic body, drench yourself in gasoline, and take a match and a gun, walk into a kmart or some big store, then tell all the check out stands to pour the money at your feet kiss the money good bye, and light the match, and let your body parts fly all over the store, in wonderful memory of yourself. And waste all that fuckin money, just to make 'em mad. Then you'll really BURN, FUCKIN BURN. MAKE IT HURT BECAUSE IT'S MORE FUN THAT WAY! FUCK YOU FUCKERS! IF YOUR STILL READING, THEN YOUR ONE FUCKED UP LIL FUCK! Oh, and if you read this and you know richard smead, go tell him he tastes like a rotting carcass, and he's a terrible kisser, and he is not funny, and that his jokes are poor excuses of bad character.... and he's #1 on my hit list. he is and so r u if your still reading, ya fucker. |
| 21 Oct 2001 | sausage thong wong | some people are sooooooooo serious about this! what the hell! i think i go kill myself by being on the net and not eat thereby starving myself like those lovely afghan kids. give me one month cause i'm a chubby chubster, it'll take a long time for me to digest me.:) |
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