What is the best way to commit suicide when you're under 13?

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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?

05 Feb 2002 jo hill i definitely think reading entries here will delay some people and make them really think about what they're planning to do. it also helps relieve the isolation, which is a big HUGE part of the problem. i think the sheer gamut of postings (hysterical, ranting, angry, sad, all ages....) makes one realize that it's a pervasive, complex, far-reaching issue and deserves respect, even from one suicidal person to another. it can validate peoples' feelings of isolation and hopelessness. any dialogue is better than none. that being said, i also respect one's right to commit suicide. if it is a cry for help, it should be botched. if it really is a suicide, it should be done right. it's hard to get good information from an anonymous (ie non-judgmental) source.
also, as a footnote, i think that the actual 'planning ' of the suicide can have a calming effect. the more detailed the better. it gives a person a sense of control over their destiny or future, which of course is absent from any other aspect of life. if one recognizes that one can control one's own death, maybe one has more control over life than previously thought? or two?

05 Feb 2002 jon D Hey, nutmeg girl, your e mail address isn't valid. I tried to e mail you but it didn't work. please post here again with info, please.

05 Feb 2002 choke on a happy meal toy

05 Feb 2002 alli i think you should be at least 12 before you decide to kill yourself. however, if i was a young person, i would slit my wrists and throat. overdosing would be easier though

03 Feb 2002 doktor hans Pretend to be a witch. Some1 will tie you up & take u to the nearest volcano. they will throw u in and poof! you have your suicide!

03 Feb 2002 why was I born? Be me and live my life.

03 Feb 2002 nico grow up

02 Feb 2002 Lucy Cortina Well well well... I see there's been a few dog fights here. Deary me. Honestly, this is a civilised website, you should be ashamed of yourselves!
No jokes today Mouchette, sorry. I need to put my thinking cap on and come up with something. Can't have you dying on us now, can I? Something funny I saw on Tv last night though: there was this talkshow about sexual 'experiences'. A man was on, claiming his g/friend chained him to a bed with handcuffs. She then came in with some baby oil, and hit him on the ass, saying "You naughty boy!!" then when he turned around to look, it was his girlfriend's mum! hahaha

02 Feb 2002 (this is irrelevant) It is my belief that that boy who flew a light aircraft into the sky scraper had been looking at this site before doing so. I've looked through these miserable sad pages, and seen a few times suggestions of flying planes into buildings and so on. How do you sleep at night mouchette? huh? knowing that this website provides a mine of ideas and information to the whole world. how would you feel if you caused something terrible to happen cos of publishing these sick sick ideas? huh u wanka? what if someone decided to go and shoot all the kids in their school cos of reading it on here? one thing for sure i'm gonna report this site to a lot of people. i bet you've already had a lot of complaints. and so u should. u won't get away with this, sickman!

02 Feb 2002 S.Oppy Lucky that my breasts are small and humble, so you don't confuse them with mountains.

02 Feb 2002 Francine I bet that 95% of you in here are all from the US, right? It's not hard to see that. Who else would whitter on and on about 'society this... society that...' bla bla... and it's obviously easy to get yr hands on a gun in america. so why don't u try live in the Uk, Australia, France, Germany.. and so on? That'd be a better solution i reckon. now i'm not sayin that life in the Uk (where i live) is a box of chocolates cos it ain't. but i think the pace of life over here is slower, which may be the reason why our suicide rate is considerably lower than the US. don't get me wrong - i'm no racist, but obviously there's a difference.

02 Feb 2002 The Real Mouchette Just to let you know who the Real Boss Here is, I even publish some crap from people pretending to be me (see below). No, I'm not closing down my site. Not in the near future.
And as long as Lucy Cortina writes her daily story, I shall want to live one more day to know what she will write next.

I want to remind every reader of the Suicide Kit board that everything here is published by hand by someone who reads it, occasionally corrects some typos and puts it online (or not). Ok?
And this person is Me: The Real Mouchette.

02 Feb 2002 The boss here Just to let you all know, I will be closing down my site within the next 2 months. What do you think of that, Lucy Cortina? I would like to say I am very pleased with the success of my website these past few years, but the time has come for me to move on. THANKYOU ALL!!!
LOTS OF LOVE, MOUCHETTE, XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX.

02 Feb 2002 Miss vagina Be the angry man that shouted at Britney spears, claiming that she says "baby, dont u wanna have sex with me?" in 'slave 4 u'. only to find out that she just says "baby, dont you wanna dance upon me?". Too late, you attacked her and got squashed by that great big oaf she has for a security guard. Death is instant.

01 Feb 2002 go baby Never return from an "out of body experience". that's sooo easy, yeah? i've had almost 6 OOB experiences.

01 Feb 2002 just don't The best way? well i can't answer that but i do know many ways. that's not why i am here. i am here to tell u that Jesus' second coming is almost upon us. He will return in a blaze of glory to the mount of olives. The whole world will see him. The armies will all be gathered around the holy land. he will throw out all the 'religious freaks' and the ppl that are really truly evil. he will save US ALL. so don't kill urself, or u will never be able to experience the glory of jesus!

01 Feb 2002 S.T.H. hey u Lucy Cortina, ur really really funny! i nearly choked laffing at all ur posts! keep it up wont u. also good that u provoked a personal reaction from mouchette, well done!
as to question of suicide, i would just jump off a very tall building.

01 Feb 2002 Matty. If u ask me, killing yourself wouldn't really do it for me. I mean what happens after suicide, i think you should do something exciting, say a minor kidnapping. I mean you are gonna kill yourself so why not. Or if you like me, i was gonna kill myself and i told this girl about it, and ever since then, life's been great, she's always doing shit for me. It's so cool, anyway if you wanna kill yourself go ahead, but think why not enjoy life instead of giving up, it could pay off, Something could happen and your life could be good again.

01 Feb 2002 Mark Bennett Hi! Mouchette.
I'm not very worried about who reads anything that I may write down. If a person is going to kill themselves, then nothing you or I say will change any of that. I say do if your going to or shut up about it! Most of those people only want some body to pay attention to them and sometimes bad attention is better than none at all! And perhaps I'm dead now too! And if so, who will shed tears for me? Only the earth will weep for me. While I'm still alive; Find me at:
whiteblood44@yahoo.com
Yours.
Mark Bennett

31 Jan 2002 Liz_high_goddess i think it would be interesting to try to overdose on nutmeg. the spice, nutmeg, can get you very high in small amounts, but claims are made that it can be fatal. Since i have never heard of anyone dying from ingesting nutmeg, i don't know if this claim is valid. But it would be worth a shot, cause if it didn't work, you'd just be really stoned. That canister of regular ground nutmeg in the spice cabinet should do nicely.

i have used nutmeg. it does get you high, but it might make your eyes a little red for an hour or so. so be careful, 'cause people will think you use pot. it wouldn't however show up on any drug test and it's legal, so i do it at work. i am hoping my boss will ask me to take a drug test. this would be very funny to me. if you want advice on using nutmeg, e-mail me. if you try this because of me, e-mail me. if you'd like to know ways of making it not taste bad, e-mail me.

enjoy nutmeg: another great plant from mother nature!

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Date	Name/email Nom/email	What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13? Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
05 Feb 2002	jo hill	i definitely think reading entries here will delay some people and make them really think about what they're planning to do. it also helps relieve the isolation, which is a big HUGE part of the problem. i think the sheer gamut of postings (hysterical, ranting, angry, sad, all ages....) makes one realize that it's a pervasive, complex, far-reaching issue and deserves respect, even from one suicidal person to another. it can validate peoples' feelings of isolation and hopelessness. any dialogue is better than none. that being said, i also respect one's right to commit suicide. if it is a cry for help, it should be botched. if it really is a suicide, it should be done right. it's hard to get good information from an anonymous (ie non-judgmental) source. also, as a footnote, i think that the actual 'planning ' of the suicide can have a calming effect. the more detailed the better. it gives a person a sense of control over their destiny or future, which of course is absent from any other aspect of life. if one recognizes that one can control one's own death, maybe one has more control over life than previously thought? or two?
05 Feb 2002	jon D	Hey, nutmeg girl, your e mail address isn't valid. I tried to e mail you but it didn't work. please post here again with info, please.
05 Feb 2002		choke on a happy meal toy
05 Feb 2002	alli	i think you should be at least 12 before you decide to kill yourself. however, if i was a young person, i would slit my wrists and throat. overdosing would be easier though
03 Feb 2002	doktor hans	Pretend to be a witch. Some1 will tie you up & take u to the nearest volcano. they will throw u in and poof! you have your suicide!
03 Feb 2002	why was I born?	Be me and live my life.
03 Feb 2002	nico	grow up
02 Feb 2002	Lucy Cortina	Well well well... I see there's been a few dog fights here. Deary me. Honestly, this is a civilised website, you should be ashamed of yourselves! No jokes today Mouchette, sorry. I need to put my thinking cap on and come up with something. Can't have you dying on us now, can I? Something funny I saw on Tv last night though: there was this talkshow about sexual 'experiences'. A man was on, claiming his g/friend chained him to a bed with handcuffs. She then came in with some baby oil, and hit him on the ass, saying "You naughty boy!!" then when he turned around to look, it was his girlfriend's mum! hahaha
02 Feb 2002	(this is irrelevant)	It is my belief that that boy who flew a light aircraft into the sky scraper had been looking at this site before doing so. I've looked through these miserable sad pages, and seen a few times suggestions of flying planes into buildings and so on. How do you sleep at night mouchette? huh? knowing that this website provides a mine of ideas and information to the whole world. how would you feel if you caused something terrible to happen cos of publishing these sick sick ideas? huh u wanka? what if someone decided to go and shoot all the kids in their school cos of reading it on here? one thing for sure i'm gonna report this site to a lot of people. i bet you've already had a lot of complaints. and so u should. u won't get away with this, sickman!
02 Feb 2002	S.Oppy	Lucky that my breasts are small and humble, so you don't confuse them with mountains.
02 Feb 2002	Francine	I bet that 95% of you in here are all from the US, right? It's not hard to see that. Who else would whitter on and on about 'society this... society that...' bla bla... and it's obviously easy to get yr hands on a gun in america. so why don't u try live in the Uk, Australia, France, Germany.. and so on? That'd be a better solution i reckon. now i'm not sayin that life in the Uk (where i live) is a box of chocolates cos it ain't. but i think the pace of life over here is slower, which may be the reason why our suicide rate is considerably lower than the US. don't get me wrong - i'm no racist, but obviously there's a difference.
02 Feb 2002	The Real Mouchette	Just to let you know who the Real Boss Here is, I even publish some crap from people pretending to be me (see below). No, I'm not closing down my site. Not in the near future. And as long as Lucy Cortina writes her daily story, I shall want to live one more day to know what she will write next. I want to remind every reader of the Suicide Kit board that everything here is published by hand by someone who reads it, occasionally corrects some typos and puts it online (or not). Ok? And this person is Me: The Real Mouchette.
02 Feb 2002	The boss here	Just to let you all know, I will be closing down my site within the next 2 months. What do you think of that, Lucy Cortina? I would like to say I am very pleased with the success of my website these past few years, but the time has come for me to move on. THANKYOU ALL!!! LOTS OF LOVE, MOUCHETTE, XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX.
02 Feb 2002	Miss vagina	Be the angry man that shouted at Britney spears, claiming that she says "baby, dont u wanna have sex with me?" in 'slave 4 u'. only to find out that she just says "baby, dont you wanna dance upon me?". Too late, you attacked her and got squashed by that great big oaf she has for a security guard. Death is instant.
01 Feb 2002	go baby	Never return from an "out of body experience". that's sooo easy, yeah? i've had almost 6 OOB experiences.
01 Feb 2002	just don't	The best way? well i can't answer that but i do know many ways. that's not why i am here. i am here to tell u that Jesus' second coming is almost upon us. He will return in a blaze of glory to the mount of olives. The whole world will see him. The armies will all be gathered around the holy land. he will throw out all the 'religious freaks' and the ppl that are really truly evil. he will save US ALL. so don't kill urself, or u will never be able to experience the glory of jesus!
01 Feb 2002	S.T.H.	hey u Lucy Cortina, ur really really funny! i nearly choked laffing at all ur posts! keep it up wont u. also good that u provoked a personal reaction from mouchette, well done! as to question of suicide, i would just jump off a very tall building.
01 Feb 2002	Matty.	If u ask me, killing yourself wouldn't really do it for me. I mean what happens after suicide, i think you should do something exciting, say a minor kidnapping. I mean you are gonna kill yourself so why not. Or if you like me, i was gonna kill myself and i told this girl about it, and ever since then, life's been great, she's always doing shit for me. It's so cool, anyway if you wanna kill yourself go ahead, but think why not enjoy life instead of giving up, it could pay off, Something could happen and your life could be good again.
01 Feb 2002	Mark Bennett	Hi! Mouchette. I'm not very worried about who reads anything that I may write down. If a person is going to kill themselves, then nothing you or I say will change any of that. I say do if your going to or shut up about it! Most of those people only want some body to pay attention to them and sometimes bad attention is better than none at all! And perhaps I'm dead now too! And if so, who will shed tears for me? Only the earth will weep for me. While I'm still alive; Find me at: whiteblood44@yahoo.com Yours. Mark Bennett
31 Jan 2002	Liz_high_goddess	i think it would be interesting to try to overdose on nutmeg. the spice, nutmeg, can get you very high in small amounts, but claims are made that it can be fatal. Since i have never heard of anyone dying from ingesting nutmeg, i don't know if this claim is valid. But it would be worth a shot, cause if it didn't work, you'd just be really stoned. That canister of regular ground nutmeg in the spice cabinet should do nicely. i have used nutmeg. it does get you high, but it might make your eyes a little red for an hour or so. so be careful, 'cause people will think you use pot. it wouldn't however show up on any drug test and it's legal, so i do it at work. i am hoping my boss will ask me to take a drug test. this would be very funny to me. if you want advice on using nutmeg, e-mail me. if you try this because of me, e-mail me. if you'd like to know ways of making it not taste bad, e-mail me. enjoy nutmeg: another great plant from mother nature!