What is the best way to commit suicide when you're under 13?

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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?

15 May 2002 jack clark Well deffinately not razors bc most ppl are stupid and dont do that right. i dont cut but im gonna do somthing to myself soon and it will be bad. so anyways i think the best way is to have a sloy death stad yourself in the heart or wait somwhere that will belled alot and u wont die fast

15 May 2002 Kali, godess of destruction Well, Contrary to popular belief, killing yourself is really hard! I think I have discovered the best ways though, here they are by age bracket
0-3 play with those plastic bags, babies soffocate all the time
4-6, Legos are good to eat, they get stuck in throats and death is color coded!
7-10 Go bike riding in a busy highway-at rush hour-on a rainy day. Sure fire way everytime
11-13 Invite a friend over to play with daddy's gun.
14- at 14 my choice fantasy was a bullet to the brain, but that's just me...
15-17 -So many diffrent ways!! Slitting your wrist is hard and painful, but o so adolecently dramatic! Come on, don't be a sissy.
18- You have a car? You have a garage? Good, the rest is easy!
21- Alcohol poisoning, definitely alcohol poisoning.

For everyone the best way to go has got to be that stuff you get at the dentist that makes you go to sleep... but man that would be a bitch to find!

14 May 2002 sw3de I tried to OD on painkillers a few days ago and I took about 60 pills overall. Guess it wasn't enough. My advice is more pills, more alcohol and slit wrists.

13 May 2002 katy jump of a cliff
(cool site mate)

13 May 2002 KATY sLIT UR WRISTS

13 May 2002 April This is it. I am 15 years old and tired of everything. I want to die fast and painless. So i am going to take a bottle of sleeping pills, and lay on my bed while listening to dope show by marilyn manson. So Goodnight to everyone. It's my time to go.

13 May 2002 Juwana Dick Go Gay!
A)Boys go to an all boy school.
B)Girls go to an all girl school.
C) Pure Masturbation 24-7.
D)Just Go Gay and see where it takes ya from there.

12 May 2002 Mario J'ai testé diverses méthodes. Il ne veulent pas de moi là-haut. Je te conseillerai donc de rester en vie.

12 May 2002 Chris THIS IS THE COOLEST WEBSITE I THINK I HAVE EVER FOUND. I LOVE HEARING ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE'S PAIN AND SUFFERING AND THAT'S WHY I LOVE MY JOB I GET TO DEAL WITH SICK FUCKS LIKE THE CREATOR OF THIS WEBSITE. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR CREATING THIS SITE

11 May 2002 najwa prendre des somnifères pour dormir et ne plus jamais se réveiller, si tu n'es pas un lâche, fais-le

10 May 2002 kenneth jump in front of a train

10 May 2002 Lucy C Fabtastic! C'est Super!

I'm better at German than French tho..

Ich bin sehr sehr geil.. ohhh mouchhey!

Dein,

Lucy.

10 May 2002 Chuggin Bathbeads Look In The Mirror!

10 May 2002 GRANT i wanna kill myself cos sophie wont go out with me

10 May 2002 Martin I wanna kill myself because i am gay

10 May 2002 Marvin I wanna kill myself because my mate is killin' himself

10 May 2002 taniesha is to take a sharp cooking knife and stab yourself to death. and end of all your problems.

10 May 2002 C Phillus A) Choke on a chicken
B) Choke on a dick
C) Choke on a hairball from eatin an unshaved puss
D) Choke on crabby diseasy cumm
E) Go out and fuck every1 every thing you see so you get every disease in the book, and do every drug and drink known to man!
F) Try livin my fucked up life aka: soon to be living no more.

10 May 2002 Truth Hurts GO RITE THE FUCK AHEAD!!!!!!

10 May 2002 No Buddy I am gonna be 18 soon, have had a hectic life and is still continuing to be that fuckin way. I have had up to all this horseshit! I can't take it anymore. Story of my life is too long to tell and I wouldn't know where to start. So when I find the best fuckin easiest fastest way to kill myself I will because my life is messed up and really fucked. I will die and I hope I smell so damn bad I gag a fuckin maggot and it dies too! Don't bother havin a funeral, just dump my remains along side a cocksuckin river sumwhere yonder. Then every1 can have their damn fun and through a huge party when I'm dead, still say their fuckin shit whatever the hell ever. For So I say No More, all is left unsaid, Life SUCKS ASS! So I suggest you go over to a hideous buttugly mule and let it stomp the living shit out of you or take a well hung horse up your damn ass till it cumms out your ears, nose and mouth!!! To conclude furthermore of my advice: I say go rite the fuck ahead and do what ever you intend on doin, it's worth it! ~SAME AS NOTHING, SAME AS NO ONE, SAME AS DEAD!~

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Date	Name/email Nom/email	What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13? Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
15 May 2002	jack clark	Well deffinately not razors bc most ppl are stupid and dont do that right. i dont cut but im gonna do somthing to myself soon and it will be bad. so anyways i think the best way is to have a sloy death stad yourself in the heart or wait somwhere that will belled alot and u wont die fast
15 May 2002	Kali, godess of destruction	Well, Contrary to popular belief, killing yourself is really hard! I think I have discovered the best ways though, here they are by age bracket 0-3 play with those plastic bags, babies soffocate all the time 4-6, Legos are good to eat, they get stuck in throats and death is color coded! 7-10 Go bike riding in a busy highway-at rush hour-on a rainy day. Sure fire way everytime 11-13 Invite a friend over to play with daddy's gun. 14- at 14 my choice fantasy was a bullet to the brain, but that's just me... 15-17 -So many diffrent ways!! Slitting your wrist is hard and painful, but o so adolecently dramatic! Come on, don't be a sissy. 18- You have a car? You have a garage? Good, the rest is easy! 21- Alcohol poisoning, definitely alcohol poisoning. For everyone the best way to go has got to be that stuff you get at the dentist that makes you go to sleep... but man that would be a bitch to find!
14 May 2002	sw3de	I tried to OD on painkillers a few days ago and I took about 60 pills overall. Guess it wasn't enough. My advice is more pills, more alcohol and slit wrists.
13 May 2002	katy	jump of a cliff (cool site mate)
13 May 2002	KATY	sLIT UR WRISTS
13 May 2002	April	This is it. I am 15 years old and tired of everything. I want to die fast and painless. So i am going to take a bottle of sleeping pills, and lay on my bed while listening to dope show by marilyn manson. So Goodnight to everyone. It's my time to go.
13 May 2002	Juwana Dick	Go Gay! A)Boys go to an all boy school. B)Girls go to an all girl school. C) Pure Masturbation 24-7. D)Just Go Gay and see where it takes ya from there.
12 May 2002	Mario	J'ai testé diverses méthodes. Il ne veulent pas de moi là-haut. Je te conseillerai donc de rester en vie.
12 May 2002	Chris	THIS IS THE COOLEST WEBSITE I THINK I HAVE EVER FOUND. I LOVE HEARING ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE'S PAIN AND SUFFERING AND THAT'S WHY I LOVE MY JOB I GET TO DEAL WITH SICK FUCKS LIKE THE CREATOR OF THIS WEBSITE. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR CREATING THIS SITE
11 May 2002	najwa	prendre des somnifères pour dormir et ne plus jamais se réveiller, si tu n'es pas un lâche, fais-le
10 May 2002	kenneth	jump in front of a train
10 May 2002	Lucy C	Fabtastic! C'est Super! I'm better at German than French tho.. Ich bin sehr sehr geil.. ohhh mouchhey! Dein, Lucy.
10 May 2002	Chuggin Bathbeads	Look In The Mirror!
10 May 2002	GRANT	i wanna kill myself cos sophie wont go out with me
10 May 2002	Martin	I wanna kill myself because i am gay
10 May 2002	Marvin	I wanna kill myself because my mate is killin' himself
10 May 2002	taniesha	is to take a sharp cooking knife and stab yourself to death. and end of all your problems.
10 May 2002	C Phillus	A) Choke on a chicken B) Choke on a dick C) Choke on a hairball from eatin an unshaved puss D) Choke on crabby diseasy cumm E) Go out and fuck every1 every thing you see so you get every disease in the book, and do every drug and drink known to man! F) Try livin my fucked up life aka: soon to be living no more.
10 May 2002	Truth Hurts	GO RITE THE FUCK AHEAD!!!!!!
10 May 2002	No Buddy	I am gonna be 18 soon, have had a hectic life and is still continuing to be that fuckin way. I have had up to all this horseshit! I can't take it anymore. Story of my life is too long to tell and I wouldn't know where to start. So when I find the best fuckin easiest fastest way to kill myself I will because my life is messed up and really fucked. I will die and I hope I smell so damn bad I gag a fuckin maggot and it dies too! Don't bother havin a funeral, just dump my remains along side a cocksuckin river sumwhere yonder. Then every1 can have their damn fun and through a huge party when I'm dead, still say their fuckin shit whatever the hell ever. For So I say No More, all is left unsaid, Life SUCKS ASS! So I suggest you go over to a hideous buttugly mule and let it stomp the living shit out of you or take a well hung horse up your damn ass till it cumms out your ears, nose and mouth!!! To conclude furthermore of my advice: I say go rite the fuck ahead and do what ever you intend on doin, it's worth it! ~SAME AS NOTHING, SAME AS NO ONE, SAME AS DEAD!~