What is the best way to commit suicide when you're under 13?

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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?

13 Aug 2002 Warezkid1 suicidalgirl420 is absolutely right, you bastards who can just type out "Go get some help" should live with what we have to live with, abuse, regret, GUILT, resentment and some more abuse. The relationship between me and the railroad tracks is growing closer, I put my neck down on it today while nobody was watching, to see how it felt. It felt like freedom, whatever the fuck that's supposed to feel like.

13 Aug 2002 any fellow atheists out there??? hey, tha1andonlybitch, i totally agree with you about the terrorist stuff, i mean, only if you are going to kill yourself after you're done with terrorizin' the fat fucks of this spoiled country (usa). naw, don't think i'm just pickin' on fat people, i'm pickin' on the ass-heads who think there is a god. if i do ever stoop to such a low as committing suicide, i promise, i really do promise, to all of you who read this that i will kill people on my way out of my miserable life (if it ever gets that miserable). BUT, i doubt i will ever feel that stupid enough to kill myself. oh my god (tee hhee hee!! i said god! but i dont believe in a god!, i say it just to make a point, it really means nothing to me, but well, i think you know what most people think of that famous phrase. yeah, i'm talking about the BE-FUCKING-LIEVERS.) anyhow, i dont like osama bin ladens' reason for his terrorist attack, (i don't believe in that shit, allah crap religion) i just like fact that it was an attack, and it blew away the nation! Woo Hoo!!

13 Aug 2002 sam goodbye, im saying that cos' this is the last thing im going to ever type. i have a gun and i'm holding it to my head. i hope no one ever does what i'm about to do cos' i wish i didn't have to but i do. i never had a good life. the one person i loved just left me and my dad just took a bat and hit me with it. last night i told him i was going to kill myself and he handed me his gun. my mom is always drunk and she likes to hit me and they have never told me they love me. i have tried to kill myself before but my girlfriend (that left me) stopped me. so this is it. i have nothing else to say. so c ya.

no one else ever do this !!!!!!!!!!!

12 Aug 2002 noah y dont u just take a knife and make it simple and ran it into your head?

12 Aug 2002 noah hey people im 14 and my life is fucked up. my dad is a drunk my mom is a wierdo, they both like to hit me and beat me. i have tried to kill myself 7 times and i have over a hundred cuts that I put on myself for fun. but then i got a girlfriend that i love but when my parents found out about her they got even more mad and said i was to young to love but she is the reason im not dead right now

11 Aug 2002 Jeanie Well, I don't recommend killin yourself because if you fuck up or if you get scared you won't succeed and be in lots of pain on top of that. But if you have no reason left to live (by the way SEX is considered a reasonable reason to stay alive... lol)...

But if you wanna die for sure you need to get someone else to do it:
1) you could get involved with gangs. (get some yummy drugs while you at it :D)
2) run away from home walkin a busy city at night. pay extra close attention to alleys and back roads.
3) if you're just 13 and can't get hold of a gun... get a knife (they're easy to get... just go to the kitchen) and hold someone hostage with the knife to their throat and your back to a wall so nobody could jump you without you getting hurt. And pretend like you're crazy and say your gonna kill her/him. Then right when they think you gonna give up... hold the girl out in front of you (where they have a clear shot) and swing around the blade to where they are forced to shoot you. If you don't die with the first shot keep swinging the knife at him/her and the cops till they are forced to kill you.
3) If you can get a gun bust into a police station shooting (can shoot over peoples heads if you don't want to kill anyone)... the police would be forced to kill you and your parents might get a good setlement out of the deal.
4) Take as many ectasy pills as you can find
5) IF ALL ELSE FAILS... DRINK DRANO (hurts like a bitch, but it would get the job done)

I still don't think killin yaself is all too good... but if ya gonna do it.. you wanna get it right.

11 Aug 2002 Where is billy the freak? I want more entertaining stories!!!!!

10 Aug 2002 An old regular PS - About the only best comment I have seen after re-reading is "Is this a dating site?" Haha.
That is comedy - simple and sharp, and oh so inoccent.

10 Aug 2002 Tha1andonlybitch i say tha best way damn way to go is to make a big scene out of it, do a terrorist act, be like that osama bin laden guy, he was fuckin awsome sending people to crash into a building killing others, n-e who blow something up, or hijack a plane and write a note leaving it somewhere in your house or something saying you did it for osama. shit ima do that. he,he. n-e who make a big scene its kewler.

10 Aug 2002 noah well wen i kill myself im going to go in the freezer of my school and freeze to death and then wen people look in it they will c my dead ass

10 Aug 2002 Middle Finger W Smile On My Face I am a 13 yr old willing to pay someone to come kill me. Please I am desperate and you can do anything you please, or want, with me before, during, or after I'm dead. I'll pay ya 100,000,000.

10 Aug 2002 noah if u want to die u should just put on big rubber boots and fill them with sand and go to the public pool and jump in and then u will drown nice and slow

09 Aug 2002 a+/tok3/antoine me regarder "vivre"

08 Aug 2002 Fist Fuckt Hello, I've tried everything I can to kill myself and nothing seems to help. There's always someone there gettin in my way and stoppin me. I've tried everything and anything but I can't seem to die. Shot myself, drugs an drinkin, jumped off a cliff, jumped off a bridge, cut up my arms and everything, fucked somestuff and ppl too. I just aint got a clue in how to kill myself. Could ya offer me some advice on how to instead of how not too . P.S.- I steal, lie, and cheat and I break the rules and all the laws like I'm gonna run off with my papaws car now and see if I can wreck, bye bye until then and if not, Bye Forever.

08 Aug 2002 Sparky I think a gun with an enormous bullet needs to be in the kit, along with a little pamphlet on "The proper way to point the gun" to ensure a quick and unsalvageable death. This way, kids 13 and under can shoot themselves and guarantee that the rest of us have one less stupid ass teen in the world. Hurray!

08 Aug 2002 Fuck You OH FRICKEN MY!!!!! I am so tired of hearing people whine about their attempts. IT IS SO GODDAMN EASY TO KILL YOUR FUCKING SELF!!!!! Only morons can't do it right!!! People who bitch about their attempts are only crying for help...and this is NOT the place to do that. Quit begging for attention by half-ass attempts and do it right, or shut up!!!!! Go out and get help, since you obviously want it.

08 Aug 2002 No Help Neccessary Hi I'm gonna try once again to kill myself with pills and drinkin. Thats all I can think of to do and my head hurts so much from all this bullshit and so much thinkin.

08 Aug 2002 samantha vernon a lot of toothpaste works but i'd take some tylenal pm before. you don't want to throw up, also make sure not to wake up and the toothpaste will eventually put you in a coma

08 Aug 2002 My Blue Arm There's something smelly goin on around here. All I've been smellin is something dead. It stinks real bad and it makes me wanna puke. What could it be?

07 Aug 2002 MiZeSuiCiDaL Homicide suicide. Kill your parents then yourself......

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Date	Name/email Nom/email	What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13? Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
13 Aug 2002	Warezkid1	suicidalgirl420 is absolutely right, you bastards who can just type out "Go get some help" should live with what we have to live with, abuse, regret, GUILT, resentment and some more abuse. The relationship between me and the railroad tracks is growing closer, I put my neck down on it today while nobody was watching, to see how it felt. It felt like freedom, whatever the fuck that's supposed to feel like.
13 Aug 2002	any fellow atheists out there???	hey, tha1andonlybitch, i totally agree with you about the terrorist stuff, i mean, only if you are going to kill yourself after you're done with terrorizin' the fat fucks of this spoiled country (usa). naw, don't think i'm just pickin' on fat people, i'm pickin' on the ass-heads who think there is a god. if i do ever stoop to such a low as committing suicide, i promise, i really do promise, to all of you who read this that i will kill people on my way out of my miserable life (if it ever gets that miserable). BUT, i doubt i will ever feel that stupid enough to kill myself. oh my god (tee hhee hee!! i said god! but i dont believe in a god!, i say it just to make a point, it really means nothing to me, but well, i think you know what most people think of that famous phrase. yeah, i'm talking about the BE-FUCKING-LIEVERS.) anyhow, i dont like osama bin ladens' reason for his terrorist attack, (i don't believe in that shit, allah crap religion) i just like fact that it was an attack, and it blew away the nation! Woo Hoo!!
13 Aug 2002	sam	goodbye, im saying that cos' this is the last thing im going to ever type. i have a gun and i'm holding it to my head. i hope no one ever does what i'm about to do cos' i wish i didn't have to but i do. i never had a good life. the one person i loved just left me and my dad just took a bat and hit me with it. last night i told him i was going to kill myself and he handed me his gun. my mom is always drunk and she likes to hit me and they have never told me they love me. i have tried to kill myself before but my girlfriend (that left me) stopped me. so this is it. i have nothing else to say. so c ya. no one else ever do this !!!!!!!!!!!
12 Aug 2002	noah	y dont u just take a knife and make it simple and ran it into your head?
12 Aug 2002	noah	hey people im 14 and my life is fucked up. my dad is a drunk my mom is a wierdo, they both like to hit me and beat me. i have tried to kill myself 7 times and i have over a hundred cuts that I put on myself for fun. but then i got a girlfriend that i love but when my parents found out about her they got even more mad and said i was to young to love but she is the reason im not dead right now
11 Aug 2002	Jeanie	Well, I don't recommend killin yourself because if you fuck up or if you get scared you won't succeed and be in lots of pain on top of that. But if you have no reason left to live (by the way SEX is considered a reasonable reason to stay alive... lol)... But if you wanna die for sure you need to get someone else to do it: 1) you could get involved with gangs. (get some yummy drugs while you at it :D) 2) run away from home walkin a busy city at night. pay extra close attention to alleys and back roads. 3) if you're just 13 and can't get hold of a gun... get a knife (they're easy to get... just go to the kitchen) and hold someone hostage with the knife to their throat and your back to a wall so nobody could jump you without you getting hurt. And pretend like you're crazy and say your gonna kill her/him. Then right when they think you gonna give up... hold the girl out in front of you (where they have a clear shot) and swing around the blade to where they are forced to shoot you. If you don't die with the first shot keep swinging the knife at him/her and the cops till they are forced to kill you. 3) If you can get a gun bust into a police station shooting (can shoot over peoples heads if you don't want to kill anyone)... the police would be forced to kill you and your parents might get a good setlement out of the deal. 4) Take as many ectasy pills as you can find 5) IF ALL ELSE FAILS... DRINK DRANO (hurts like a bitch, but it would get the job done) I still don't think killin yaself is all too good... but if ya gonna do it.. you wanna get it right.
11 Aug 2002		Where is billy the freak? I want more entertaining stories!!!!!
10 Aug 2002	An old regular	PS - About the only best comment I have seen after re-reading is "Is this a dating site?" Haha. That is comedy - simple and sharp, and oh so inoccent.
10 Aug 2002	Tha1andonlybitch	i say tha best way damn way to go is to make a big scene out of it, do a terrorist act, be like that osama bin laden guy, he was fuckin awsome sending people to crash into a building killing others, n-e who blow something up, or hijack a plane and write a note leaving it somewhere in your house or something saying you did it for osama. shit ima do that. he,he. n-e who make a big scene its kewler.
10 Aug 2002	noah	well wen i kill myself im going to go in the freezer of my school and freeze to death and then wen people look in it they will c my dead ass
10 Aug 2002	Middle Finger W Smile On My Face	I am a 13 yr old willing to pay someone to come kill me. Please I am desperate and you can do anything you please, or want, with me before, during, or after I'm dead. I'll pay ya 100,000,000.
10 Aug 2002	noah	if u want to die u should just put on big rubber boots and fill them with sand and go to the public pool and jump in and then u will drown nice and slow
09 Aug 2002	a+/tok3/antoine	me regarder "vivre"
08 Aug 2002	Fist Fuckt	Hello, I've tried everything I can to kill myself and nothing seems to help. There's always someone there gettin in my way and stoppin me. I've tried everything and anything but I can't seem to die. Shot myself, drugs an drinkin, jumped off a cliff, jumped off a bridge, cut up my arms and everything, fucked somestuff and ppl too. I just aint got a clue in how to kill myself. Could ya offer me some advice on how to instead of how not too . P.S.- I steal, lie, and cheat and I break the rules and all the laws like I'm gonna run off with my papaws car now and see if I can wreck, bye bye until then and if not, Bye Forever.
08 Aug 2002	Sparky	I think a gun with an enormous bullet needs to be in the kit, along with a little pamphlet on "The proper way to point the gun" to ensure a quick and unsalvageable death. This way, kids 13 and under can shoot themselves and guarantee that the rest of us have one less stupid ass teen in the world. Hurray!
08 Aug 2002	Fuck You	OH FRICKEN MY!!!!! I am so tired of hearing people whine about their attempts. IT IS SO GODDAMN EASY TO KILL YOUR FUCKING SELF!!!!! Only morons can't do it right!!! People who bitch about their attempts are only crying for help...and this is NOT the place to do that. Quit begging for attention by half-ass attempts and do it right, or shut up!!!!! Go out and get help, since you obviously want it.
08 Aug 2002	No Help Neccessary	Hi I'm gonna try once again to kill myself with pills and drinkin. Thats all I can think of to do and my head hurts so much from all this bullshit and so much thinkin.
08 Aug 2002	samantha vernon	a lot of toothpaste works but i'd take some tylenal pm before. you don't want to throw up, also make sure not to wake up and the toothpaste will eventually put you in a coma
08 Aug 2002	My Blue Arm	There's something smelly goin on around here. All I've been smellin is something dead. It stinks real bad and it makes me wanna puke. What could it be?
07 Aug 2002	MiZeSuiCiDaL	Homicide suicide. Kill your parents then yourself......