Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.

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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
05 Sep 2002 Mega jump from a hill
05 Sep 2002 Kungfu_Monkey_Bioche Uh I killed myself yesterday and stuff
Guess what... it sucks being dead as well as it does alive, so either way I guess ya gotta live to die, there's nothing different.
04 Sep 2002 Jiggy Go to your local street corner and purchase ten of the finest E's and sell a couple to your mates and then scoff the 8 at once after just drinking a bottle of vodka which you paid £20 for because that's the only price the guy outside said it was before he went in
03 Sep 2002 Master of the Universe Yes, Curtis, the world is so beautiful and filled with beautiful people like yourself who call people sick sons of bitches and sick fucks... hmmmm.... think about it, Curtis, honey.....
02 Sep 2002 tom Don't slit your wrists, bin there, dun that, Overdose is best i fink.

Check out placeforpain.cjb.net
01 Sep 2002 Earl Kim LIFE IS A BITCH!!!
FUCKING DAMN Life is a bitch MOTHER FUCKER FUCKING DAMN!
You know what if?
man life is BULLSHIT
if a like a girl y cant we jus have the courage to ask the girl out. a lot a guys would do it but... i have a problem with that. i like this girl name (uhhh jus say Meg) she is like those "quiet types". i really like her!! Even though we are the opposite of each other she is like really smart in everything especially english and i'm one of those "PUNKS" that want to jus hav fun! LOL Oh yea and no i am not those typical GANGSTA WANNA BE ASIANS!! We both like the same music Alternative. She gets a good grade her GPA is like 3.89 or something and mine is 1.3 LMAO I KNOW I AM LAZY AND MABYE STUPID!!! LMAO The stupid thing about me is that i don't even know how her voice sounds like lol she never talks!!!! Her being quite confuses me. does she even like me or think i'm a immature 16 yr old teen? OMG SERIOUSLY I WOULD ASK HER OUT IF SHE JUS TALK TO ME AND YES ITHE GUY IS SUPPOSED TO TALK TO THE GIRL BUT SHE IS SO FUCKING QUIET!!!!!!!!!! I THINK SHE IS A FREAK OR JUS SWEET, CUTE, PRETTY, SMART, and i can't say nice personality cause the only time i talked to her was on-line LMAO IM A FUCKING LOSER THINKING SHE WOULD EVEN TALK TO ME!!!!!
HELP ME! WHAT SHOULD I DO? I WANT A GIRL'S OPINION NOT A GUY'S (CAUSE GUYS ARE MEAN TO OTHER GUYS SO STFU!)
31 Aug 2002 Jeanie again I didn't say nothing about promoting suicide. I just said that you should have some perspective before gettin all pissy about the whole situation (like you so kindly displayed). I believe life is a beautiful thing too. I actually love my life, but I'm not going to criticize people that don't. I came in here to get some perspective and I did. I see both sides. I don't think that people should kill themselves, but I also can see how they would want to. And most people in here find reasons not to. Dead people can't type and people in here seem to be typing just fine...
31 Aug 2002 billy pittsburgh pa slang: that's what i'm talking about jeanie, that's my girl dog, lighting up the skies babe. yeah! hell yeah!!!

translation: i agree one hundred percent with what jeanie says, and further more wish her the best of luck.
30 Aug 2002 Jeanie Lucy, I liked your Aug 26th entry too. I was like Kelly about a few weeks ago, but after visiting a few times I realized that it is all in good fun. If someone is thinking about suicide they can come in here to see how silly an idea it is, and if you aren't, you get to see how other people feel about it to get some perspective. Plus get a few funny as hell stories along the way. If you don't like it you can just mind your own business and let everyone else have their fun and give their point of view. No point being a cunt about it.
29 Aug 2002 Justin There is no real easy way to kill yourself when you’re under 13. At this age you must use the fastest method possible, a gun, a knife, jump from somewhere very high. If you choose a slow method you may get scared and go only part way and live with the consequences. Sleeping pills may be the only slow way that may work, but, you must do it at night or when you’re sure no one will be around for a long period of time. And, you must take many, many sleeping pills, 50 to 60 and alcohol if you can get it. And, plan what you’re going to do and have it ready when the time comes. And most of all test your feelings. If you're not completely happy with what you're about to do, then don't. Wait until you are.
29 Aug 2002 Mouchette May I remind everyone that I don't necessarily publish the entries in the order in which I receive them. The sign that your entry is being published is when you receive an email with :[name] your suicide suggestion...
PS: remember this email comes from my email robot and everybody gets the same.
*bisou*
Mouchette
29 Aug 2002 DD Just curious what happened to that last entry? It seems to have been deleted? Try to hide something mouchette?
29 Aug 2002 odd_orange Lucy, i applaude you for your Aug. 26 entry.. i agree with you. i only wish kelly, and others like kelly, that they also agree with you.
Billy, don't fret, i thought your story on the old poeple home was excellent, just the same as your other ones are. perk up pookey ;)
29 Aug 2002 billy you know i didn't get the response i wanted from my last entry. why can't i spread my wings and get the same damn feedback. am i destined to write horrible little comedy quips, for the rest of my life? WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME!!!
you know lucy, you are absolutely right. no matter what goes on in my life, i always make time to check out mouchette.

this is a shout out to gloria, without you i would never have this thorn in my side
29 Aug 2002 daria if i were under 13 i could die as a heroin, fighting the bad ones.
27 Aug 2002 suicidalgirl420 Billy, team death is a website i stumbled upon one day that makes up funny and creative ways to kill yourself. I also wanted to tell you that i loved the story about you and your girlfriend. it's so true what you say, i've seen it happen so many times before. It's amazing how the power of drugs will change someone's mood so quickly.
27 Aug 2002   People think suicide is wrong and if you're depressed you need to seek help. But for me it is normal. I've come to accept my depression and suicidal thoughts and feelings as part of my everyday life. Is it me that's crazy or everyone else?
26 Aug 2002 Tell me yours I'm immune to pills. I have taken so many prescription pills and just woken up with a headache. WTF!?!?! I duno... I've been reading this site and these answers are pretty good, well some of them are. Bye Bye
25 Aug 2002 Annette hello it's me again. well i haven't written anything in a little bit. well this time i really think i have a date set. it'll be on Aug. the 26th if everyhing goes well i can't wait. everyone thinks i'm ok when i'm really not. my gosh isn't it obvious already?! haha ok well bye bye :)
24 Aug 2002 billy this is a variation of a story my grandmother read to me as a child. i decided to make the story more interesting and detailed so that it may appeal to older people. this is going to be a little different. it is going to be a three part entry and i am actually going to capitalize for some reason.

The Bed by the Window PART I

Elsie, a middle aged nurse for Gails Manor Retirement Home was doing her morning rounds and vitals. (Check the pulse on the wrist, take thier pressure and put it on the list.) Elsie often came up with little rhymes for he own amusement. It was safe to say elsie loved her job. She only had one more room to do on her wing before she was off doing some lengthy task she really didn't mind doing. She opened the door to 25C. Mr. O'riley and Mr. O'leary were eating their breakfast of cornflakes, orange juice, and bran muffins. "Just here to get your pulse and blood pressure." Elsie said with a ring in her voice. O'leary welcomed her with a smile that was quite over sized due to the dentures he was wearing. O'riley just grunted and shoved a piece of bran muffin in his mouth. "Do you think you can take a break from that delectable muffin there Mr. O'leary so that i may get your vitals." O'leary laughed at Elsie because he knew the muffins were nowhere near delectable, but closer to detestable. The walk over to O'leary's bed was considerably long, past O'riley's bed, past certain life supporting machines, and around his bed to his right arm, which was his strong side due to the stroke he had on the left side of his brain. The morning light coming in through the huge plate glass window accented every feature and valley in his face. He looked beautiful to her. She worked quickly and gently so that O'leary could get back to his meal. She then moved over to O'riley's bed. O'riley immediately put up a fuss. "You're not coming over here to squeeze the hell out of my arm devil woman" he said in voice that was old and gruff. Elsie just smiled and said "Okay, have it your way i will just get the head nurse and be on with myself", then started for the door. O'rilley then said in a beseeching manner. "Come on, get it over with." Elsie knew that statement would work, it always did when he wanted to challenge her, because O'rilley knows the head nurse has an attitude to match his and then some. The confrontation didn't make Elsie want to do her job in any way less than par, even though the contrast in attitudes of the two patients made her feel kind of ill, elsie was a good nurse. She finished her job, bid them a good day and moved on.

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