What is the best way to commit suicide when you're under 13?

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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?

19 Apr 2003 Toine jump from a big building and fly the longest you can

18 Apr 2003 Ling Death brings no solutions but only sorrows and hurt to people who loves you. It only shows your selfishness and ignorance. Never make a decision when you are at the lowest of your life. It is always rash and makes you regret. Step back from your life and look as a bystander. Are all the problems bothering you really that big a problem? studies? relationship problems? confidence? family? Before you chose death, give yourself time do one thing you always wanted to do and never have the guts or chance to do it. After all you are going to die, nothing should stop you. When all hopes left you, you have no expectations, no fears, no disappointment, no pain, no hurt, no tears.

17 Apr 2003 Suicide?_Hell_ill_Kill_ya I have just one final comment i care not for the opinions the of the lamen and the weilders of your common serenity to forge on to make no mistakes convince yourself of such things to make your mind REAL (good boy) your last choices pain, suffering, death... you may ask yourself what will i accomplish bye killing myself...?
Well let me ask you: what are you really accomplishing by keeping your self alive?(click)
damn...no bullets...

17 Apr 2003 Ashley Garner jump out in front of a speeding eighteen-wheeler

17 Apr 2003 dave if it possible 2 overdose on tylonal? i tried and it didnt work

17 Apr 2003 Hell_ill_kill_ya Jus stab yourself repeatedly in the face with a saudering iron
(dibs on the spinal fluid

17 Apr 2003 Suicide_Hell_ill_kill_ya Id just like to say how funny i think it is that so many people write in just to tell you how much they hate you and how sick they think you are(if not only for the purpose to make there own voice heard)id just like to ask one question what ever made them go onto a search engine and look for a site such as this.
I find such petty insults and remarks to be a complete waste of time that they could have been using trying to make the world a better place(yeah right) so in conclusion
IF YOU DONT LIKE IT QUIT WASTING YOUR TIME WRITING ABOUT IT AND SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING REJECTS
P.S.
this is an excellent and hilarious site
keep up the good work pal

16 Apr 2003 adree voila ce que j'ai retenu :
-reperer une voie de chemin de fer ou le train ne passe pas trop souvent : ainsi vous aurez le temps de prendre (trop) de somniferes et de vous endormir sur les rails
-commettre un crime dans l'Oklahoma (ou un des 30 etats des usa ou on pouras vous soulager)
-insulter un chasseur
-overdose de drogue dure (classique mais son avantage : facilement realisable)

16 Apr 2003 ILLaToMiC Jump off a really high building, I'd suggest at least 6 storys and not much higher because U want it to be quick.

16 Apr 2003 Monique did anyone else recieve an email saying that mouchette wanted to give up the website to them?????
i'm a little confused, someone help me out here :s

16 Apr 2003 Mr Mystery Dear Piss off,

U seying peepole wit bad gremmer und hoo cent spel wont comit sueicide?

You sound like a 15 year old punk that's just pissed off at his parents because they took away your playstation, and now your scared because you hit puberty and strange things are happening.

Ass

~~Mystery

15 Apr 2003 marcelo smelling me

15 Apr 2003 MediaHero When I killed myself and I was under thirteen, I went to the ocean an swam out to a sandbar and began drinking the salty water. It took some time and did not taste good but it worked

15 Apr 2003 super the best way is to read all the books your teachers give you

15 Apr 2003 The Priest lots of tylenol pm, some strong liquor like rum or vodka and then go to sleep the eternal slumber.

14 Apr 2003 suicidal chic the best way to kill ureself is to take a whole bottle of ibuprofen because it will thin ure blood out OR take a wholle bottle of morphine and take a bath so u'll drown ;)

14 Apr 2003 oscar braemore begin to forget you are alive before you are older than 13. be careful: do not remember to forget & do not remember this either. in a box, only yourself you find.

14 Apr 2003 Sara Marie Asphixiation

14 Apr 2003 dan i have take 40 sleeping pills, that did not work. I sat in my garage with the car running for 3 hours, that did not work. I jumped off a bridge....but the damn water was to high...it didn't work either. The only true, painless, and quick way; I believe, is a gun to the head. Preferably a 357 magnum.

14 Apr 2003 Cameleopard To pose nude for a mafia-operated Ukrainian kinder porn site. I killed myself in similar fashion three times and rolled away a richer girl for having done it. In Japanese magazines I was regaled, oggled and feasted upon, highly esteemed especially for my second performance (my first fully post-mortem) where I purportedly "lost the cheeky rose blooms and discomfit posturing" (Yamasaki, 1997), though the luster had worn away for the third shoot, in which I "lost all momentum, posed stiffly with cataract eyes contemplating other misdeeds" (Yamasaki, 1998).

Sadly, ordering the Ukraine to be delivered via mailorder is not yet possible and the packaging is as yet unwieldy - bulky with extraneous pointed edges begging to be snagged on skin, clothing and other nations. On the upside there are numerous outlets offering the Ukraine at fair discounts and it is most certainly true the product is potently lethal, immediately inhibiting inhalation post-splaying before the unscrupulous instruments of its execution.

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Date	Name/email Nom/email	What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13? Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
19 Apr 2003	Toine	jump from a big building and fly the longest you can
18 Apr 2003	Ling	Death brings no solutions but only sorrows and hurt to people who loves you. It only shows your selfishness and ignorance. Never make a decision when you are at the lowest of your life. It is always rash and makes you regret. Step back from your life and look as a bystander. Are all the problems bothering you really that big a problem? studies? relationship problems? confidence? family? Before you chose death, give yourself time do one thing you always wanted to do and never have the guts or chance to do it. After all you are going to die, nothing should stop you. When all hopes left you, you have no expectations, no fears, no disappointment, no pain, no hurt, no tears.
17 Apr 2003	Suicide?_Hell_ill_Kill_ya	I have just one final comment i care not for the opinions the of the lamen and the weilders of your common serenity to forge on to make no mistakes convince yourself of such things to make your mind REAL (good boy) your last choices pain, suffering, death... you may ask yourself what will i accomplish bye killing myself...? Well let me ask you: what are you really accomplishing by keeping your self alive?(click) damn...no bullets...
17 Apr 2003	Ashley Garner	jump out in front of a speeding eighteen-wheeler
17 Apr 2003	dave	if it possible 2 overdose on tylonal? i tried and it didnt work
17 Apr 2003	Hell_ill_kill_ya	Jus stab yourself repeatedly in the face with a saudering iron (dibs on the spinal fluid
17 Apr 2003	Suicide_Hell_ill_kill_ya	Id just like to say how funny i think it is that so many people write in just to tell you how much they hate you and how sick they think you are(if not only for the purpose to make there own voice heard)id just like to ask one question what ever made them go onto a search engine and look for a site such as this. I find such petty insults and remarks to be a complete waste of time that they could have been using trying to make the world a better place(yeah right) so in conclusion IF YOU DONT LIKE IT QUIT WASTING YOUR TIME WRITING ABOUT IT AND SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING REJECTS P.S. this is an excellent and hilarious site keep up the good work pal
16 Apr 2003	adree	voila ce que j'ai retenu : -reperer une voie de chemin de fer ou le train ne passe pas trop souvent : ainsi vous aurez le temps de prendre (trop) de somniferes et de vous endormir sur les rails -commettre un crime dans l'Oklahoma (ou un des 30 etats des usa ou on pouras vous soulager) -insulter un chasseur -overdose de drogue dure (classique mais son avantage : facilement realisable)
16 Apr 2003	ILLaToMiC	Jump off a really high building, I'd suggest at least 6 storys and not much higher because U want it to be quick.
16 Apr 2003	Monique	did anyone else recieve an email saying that mouchette wanted to give up the website to them????? i'm a little confused, someone help me out here :s
16 Apr 2003	Mr Mystery	Dear Piss off, U seying peepole wit bad gremmer und hoo cent spel wont comit sueicide? You sound like a 15 year old punk that's just pissed off at his parents because they took away your playstation, and now your scared because you hit puberty and strange things are happening. Ass ~~Mystery
15 Apr 2003	marcelo	smelling me
15 Apr 2003	MediaHero	When I killed myself and I was under thirteen, I went to the ocean an swam out to a sandbar and began drinking the salty water. It took some time and did not taste good but it worked
15 Apr 2003	super	the best way is to read all the books your teachers give you
15 Apr 2003	The Priest	lots of tylenol pm, some strong liquor like rum or vodka and then go to sleep the eternal slumber.
14 Apr 2003	suicidal chic	the best way to kill ureself is to take a whole bottle of ibuprofen because it will thin ure blood out OR take a wholle bottle of morphine and take a bath so u'll drown ;)
14 Apr 2003	oscar braemore	begin to forget you are alive before you are older than 13. be careful: do not remember to forget & do not remember this either. in a box, only yourself you find.
14 Apr 2003	Sara Marie	Asphixiation
14 Apr 2003	dan	i have take 40 sleeping pills, that did not work. I sat in my garage with the car running for 3 hours, that did not work. I jumped off a bridge....but the damn water was to high...it didn't work either. The only true, painless, and quick way; I believe, is a gun to the head. Preferably a 357 magnum.
14 Apr 2003	Cameleopard	To pose nude for a mafia-operated Ukrainian kinder porn site. I killed myself in similar fashion three times and rolled away a richer girl for having done it. In Japanese magazines I was regaled, oggled and feasted upon, highly esteemed especially for my second performance (my first fully post-mortem) where I purportedly "lost the cheeky rose blooms and discomfit posturing" (Yamasaki, 1997), though the luster had worn away for the third shoot, in which I "lost all momentum, posed stiffly with cataract eyes contemplating other misdeeds" (Yamasaki, 1998). Sadly, ordering the Ukraine to be delivered via mailorder is not yet possible and the packaging is as yet unwieldy - bulky with extraneous pointed edges begging to be snagged on skin, clothing and other nations. On the upside there are numerous outlets offering the Ukraine at fair discounts and it is most certainly true the product is potently lethal, immediately inhibiting inhalation post-splaying before the unscrupulous instruments of its execution.