Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form. |
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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13? Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans? |
01 Sep 2004 | Gilat | Dear Phil, No, the world hasn't gone gay, it's gone "metrosexual". Does anyone else think it's weird how when guys act more "gay"er women are more attracted to them? Like... gay guys get more women... hmmm, there's something wrong there, I can't quite work out what it is... |
01 Sep 2004 | Dan Garrett | It is suicide to live your life like there is no God. You can know for real God is and that He is a rewarder of them who diligently seek Him. Jesus is the one true God. Come to www.readytobefree.com or www.geocities.com/stopsuicide |
31 Aug 2004 | depressed and suicidal | I am 26 and I have been depressed for a long number of years. I want to kill my self by laying in front of the train tracks so my head will be decapitated. I choose this method because it is quick and effective. Life is shit and it will never get better. Once one problem goes another one comes to take it place. Suicide will solve all your problems forever. The one thing about killing myself in front of a train is I always seem to move away at the last minute so the train misses me. It's happened to me a number of times. Please Email me and give me some advice on how not to be scared so I can finally kill my self. My email is hghghfb@yahoo.com People who email me and tell me not to commit suicide will have there emails terminated. Do you know how I fucking hate waking up each day and saying not another fucking day. Please help me end my misery. |
31 Aug 2004 | snarff | why ? u will die for sure no fear of death is the ultimate freedom in life if you dont like your life, walk out on it - make a crazy story ...why not ? |
31 Aug 2004 | The best way to kill yourself is with sleeping tablets. Unlike ODing on other medication, these WILL kill you if you take enough of them. Just go to the doctor and tell him you have bad sleeping habits and you want to straighten them out. Get the tablets, and you're set! | |
31 Aug 2004 | valerie | ookay im 15 and yes some of you may have horrible lives.. but honestly all you need to do is pray & i promise something good will come eventually. im 15 and i`ve made sum pretty dumb mistakes and i`ve never been a really big christian which i hope i get to be .. because wenever smething is bad in my life i turn to GOD and he is always there for me.. need anything just email or IM me |
31 Aug 2004 | Sony 700mb ReWritable CD-RW | I must make the comment that while Flamer is a sick insensitive freak cunt bastard asshole, he's also quite funny. Hahah, that was most amusing about Ms. Casy. Yes, what a f*cking retard. Haha, that is hilarious! Good work... And to the lady how said you shouldn't make jokes on this sight, you're full of crap! The absolutly best thing to do when people feel depressed is to make jokes to them or make them smile or whatever. And seriously, anyone who is depresed isn't going to be pushed over the edge by some crappy joke. Here, I'll give it a shot. If this pushes anyone over the edge, write to me and tell me about it. Joke: There were seven dwarves in the bath and they were all feeling happy. So Happy got out. This, of course, made them feel grumpy. So Grumpy got out. Soon they were feeling sleepy, and they all went to bed. Aww, isn't that sweet? |
31 Aug 2004 | Meytar | my name is Meytar and i have a few ideas: 1) cutting the veins. 2) to jump from a tall building. 3) to wait on the sidewalk until a car comes passing by, and then jumping right in front of it. 4) to stab yourself with a knife in the stomach. 5) to hang yourself. 6) to REALLY piss off your parents ;) 7) drink rat poison. 8) stop your breath for a really long time. 9) annoy the neighbors amstaf dog. 10) become a prostitute, find yourself a pimp, then one day piss him off and don't give him any money! hope i was helpful! |
31 Aug 2004 | A Gay Person | To Flamer, I was surprised by what you said: that you are too busy with my father... Hmm, as my father is DEAD, I don't know how much "action" you are getting from him. But (to quote some famous person, who's name I can't remember) 'do what you can, with what you have, where you are', which is what Flamer is doing I assume.... eww... |
30 Aug 2004 | Eddie F. Davis | By a shot of air in the toungue... |
30 Aug 2004 | already dead | Ive been "suicidal" since as long as i can remember, so i feel most peoples posts on this forum. I think the best way is to first of all get really drunk, or high doesnt matter before you do anything, that should ease all pain to some degree. I really think the best way to die would be to cut your wrists, die from blood loss, and youd probably pass out before you actually died. Other than that id probably shoot up a few grams of coke and drink myself to death. I talked to a shrink awhile ago and although the chat was no "burning bush" it sparked a tiny glimmer of doubt in my mind. he suggested that maybe after i kill myself, nothing changes. What if its not fire and brimstone and eternal physical torture, but what if im just left feeling the way i feel forever. I dont know, somethin about that thought makes me wanna find a way to make life not suck. Im kinda thinking maybe theres a chance my head will shut up, maybe ill want to wake up in the morning one of these days, maybe...i dont know. Dont get me wrong im not trying to save anyone, i dont think i can save myself and im with anyone who has a serious post on this forum. If anyone wants to email me feel free at gritty1212@yahoo.com. P.S. dont od on tylonol or any over the counter pain meds, that shit takes more pills than your probly willing to take, and a long painfull death or a really fucked up stomach and liver are all that thats gonna get you. |
30 Aug 2004 | max | hair spray |
29 Aug 2004 | Flamer | I would like to formally congratulate Ms. Casey for being the dumbest person ever to write on this site. Let us look back and marvel at her stupidity.... Casey "Dear whoever.... I think that this idea is both good and bad.... It can make young children grow up to be violent or it can make children feel better by their acting but not doing the real thing.... So either way I guess I don't really have an opinion on this matter" You are one dumb bitch, Casey...... and you don't even know why. Oh, and to "a gay person", the reason I don't test out my suicide method is because I am too busy with yo mamma. I mean, your DADDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
29 Aug 2004 | wowowowow! what a great sight.... do you reckon mouchette is like a necrophile or something? |
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28 Aug 2004 | bunnie | you know, i really support y'all's decisions to kill yourselves. you deserve it. however, i think the vast majority of you are (sadly) full of shit. however, i'm going to humour you. you wanna know the best way to die, at any age? i'll tell you. however, consider one last final option, first: drug addiction. drug addiction offers one the ability to not only romantically imprint your own particular trademark on jail cells and shady motels around the world, it also provides unlimited options for social interaction, everything from your basic robbery to just shootin' up with an old pal. heroine would be my prime suggestion. also, much in the manner of russian roulette, you never know when your number is going to come up. in the eternal words of morrison: cut your throat life is a joke, my wife's in a moat....etc. etc. etc. but, if you insist on death, just do what the old lady with the kids said. down an assload of dxm and you won't feel a thing---available at your local drugstore. in fact, dxm is a powerful, powerful hallucinogenic--death becomes a very appealing option when your brain is so twisted. and if you really wanna do yourself in, shoot some dope when your peaking on the dexie. Disclaimer: your death is not my fault. i'm just a sarcastic bitter old junky with nothing else to do at the moment....... p.s. send me five bucks and i'll do it for you. (escape the divine penalty... hire a hit man!) no. just kidding. hehe. hehehehehehehhehe. you're going to hellll |
28 Aug 2004 | A Gay Person | To Flamer, As you know the best way to kill yourself, why don't you go test it out? (and then come back and tell us all if it worked) |
28 Aug 2004 | Flamer | I would like to formally commend Faggot McFaggyson for writing the funniest thing I've read in a very long time. Oh yeah, and the best way to kill yourself is still the same. Go to a fucking train track you stupid dumbass. Instant, no work, no problem (for you anyway). |
28 Aug 2004 | lizzie borden | well just for a heads up to everyone... (who doesnt have that great of a body) if your gonna kill urself with pills make sure you SERCURLY LOCK THE DAMN DOOR because through my experience, i didnt and my dad found me and when the paramedics came they cut open my shirt to revive me. so um yeah... if ur self concious about ur body make sure your willing to let the paramedics see ur tits. if not then go on a diet and work out then u can kill urself and still have a slammin body. |
28 Aug 2004 | beavis | DUDE TAKE A WHOLE BUNCH OF PILLS UNTIL YOU CANT FEEL NUTHING THEN TAKE A HUGE ROCK AND SMASH IT INTO UR TEMPLE WHILE LISENING TO MICHEAL JACKSON MUSIC :D |
27 Aug 2004 | saul | lock your self in a room and listen to christine aguillera at volume 11 until your head explodes, or maybe thats the worst way. |
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