What is the best way to commit suicide when you're under 13?

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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?

19 Oct 2004 No O.D.ing on laxatives would be a shitty way to die. Ba-Dum-Bum! You'd pretty much shit out everything until it was blood and acids. Don't do this. Don't kill yourself at all. Me saying this isn't telling anyone how to kill themselves. Anyone intelligent enough to read this is intelligent enough to figure out a million other ways to kill themselves. Besides, only about 1% of pill attempted suicides succeed. Be a sport though, and stick it out for your parents, friends, and for our national suicide rate. It's embarassingly high.

19 Oct 2004 Josef Friedrich Lechner Find a high place and jump head first. This is usually guaranteed to work and pretty easy to accomplish. It also shows everybody that you were actually serious about ending this and not just some faggot looking for attention by doing something like swallowing a bunch of aspirin then calling the hospital right away--oh wait, I just browsed some other parts of this site; do the pills thing.

19 Oct 2004 its a secret Me? I've come up with all sorts of ways, especially since I was pretty close to it myself. But then i realized i'd be an asshole for hurting everyone around me, making them wonder, "what did i do wrong?" See, the people who should feel guilty wouldn't (such a those who teased me in school daily till i was in tears and in the principals office), but then the people who tried to help, like mah mummy, would feel horrible the rest of their lives... well, other reasons too.. but you don't want to hear that, you want to know how to kill yourself?
1) marathon reading. Attempt to read a whole series of books, or a huge book like the unabriged war and peace without stopping to eat, go potty, drink or sleep... IF YOU CAN! Bonus for toxic shock due to not going to the toilet!
Kit includes: one authors entire writings or a whole series, duct tape to stop mouth from consuming liquid

2)Death by teady rumpskien. You remember teddy, don't you? the talking bear that would tell you stories and blow if you put an aerosmith tape in him? well, how about the nostalgia of childhood innocence eating away at your very angsty body? How? A mean metal set of teeth, not too far off from the braces look, only a bit more evil... and Simply find a tape with the apporopriate speed, set the bear up next to an artery of yours, and let innocence take you away!
kit includes 1 teddy rumpskien with metal mouth piece, removable if you like.

3)Death by an old woman. Well, no, he didn't die, but he lost something else to an old lady... anyway, try the "Harold and Maude" suicide kit, and try a few of those on for size!
Kit includes: VHS/DVD (specify preference) of "harold and maude," maniquine and remote explosives, katana with retractable blade, and fake blood. does not include rich, unattentive mother or herse.

hope that helps. i suggest for you, little boy, watch harold and maude, its a good time to which you might relate (minus maude, but she may come sometime for you, so don't give up)

19 Oct 2004 Dylan ..im 16 iv tried to kill myself, i almost did it, i took the pills, but my folks came home, i could feel the warm blancket of death surround me, i felt it comfort me and take me away,i wish i had died. But i was taked away from the warmth, i felt it,so comforting, so delicate. now i feel the shroud call to me from beyond the grave

19 Oct 2004 seth take about 20 acetaminophens (tylenol) this will completely stop your liver from functioning and kill you.

19 Oct 2004 Mike Seppuku is totally the best way to go.

One time I saw this ninja totally shame family by chopping some dude's head, who was really the president. Then he did the Seppuku thing, and my brother and I were like SSSWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTT!!!!!

The only thing to remember is not to flinch. Otherwise you bring shame to family

19 Oct 2004 Bob Any way you can. Haven't you heard? It's a big conspiracy, no one loves you. You'll be much happier when you're dead. People will only understand you, and how complex your emotions are, when you're dead. They'll all be sorry if you kill yourself, hands will join across the world. You know what to do.

19 Oct 2004 moncharleskey Stab yourself in the fuckin eyeball. Either that or start playing a MMORPG.

19 Oct 2004 Jacko Wacko Dum da da dum deeeee!

19 Oct 2004 Jacobin Try eating somethingawful. Somethingawful that causes bloating and indigestion.

19 Oct 2004 E~ as a side note, it would really be best if you do die.. but if you dont die, dont go to a doctor, a hospital or anything else, because your insurance will be fucking insanely expensive if anyone knows you tried to kill yourself

19 Oct 2004 E~ I'm not going to give advice, but I've been here before, and I've tried to kill myself before....... and I just have to say...
you'll get over it. and if you don't, you'll end up killing yourself, which is no real loss. and if you're going to kill yourself, I have no problem giving you advice.

the best way to kill yourself is if you do it in a way that will make sure you die... ex. buy massive amounts of heroin and OD, shoot yourself in the head with a shotgun, or drive your car into a lake or whatnot. just please get it right, no one likes you anyway

19 Oct 2004 bob hey
genie
if you are really going to kill yourself, you may as well take that asshole boyfriend and his parents with you right
i say
kill them, then jump off of a building

19 Oct 2004 EVAN! eat your face!

18 Oct 2004 Aelfric Drowning will result in Euphoria, so it's the nicest way to go, btw how come your not dead yet?

18 Oct 2004 Andy Griffith Implosion.

18 Oct 2004 Aurevoirbyebye Wait until you're the only one in the house. Heat up a nice warm bath. Get a knife, the sharper the better. Start at the top of the wrist and cut down toward the elbow. Repeat on the other arm. Cut deep, mind you. It might be a little painful, but not for long. Then close your eyes and relax. The combination of warm water and blood loss will soon make you pleasantly drowsy, and you'll want to go to sleep. Don't be afraid, just let yourself drift off.

La mort est un sommeil eternel.

18 Oct 2004 X Don't. You're thirteen, you don't know anything about the world. Live your present, don't anticipate the future. If you have problems, have the courage to deal with them either by yourself or with the healp of others. You have no experience with anything, let alone life, so your only real alternative is to let the years move forward and stop trying to justify your lack of knowledge by blaming it on a world you refuse to let yourself live in. Your life is pitiable in comparison to the real anguish that is a given part of living. Your website destroys the credebility of any legitimate desire to do yourself in. The inquisitiveness of it is a weak cry for help, a desperate cry for attention and as hollow as the wind through a dead tree. Sorry, but it's the truth. You can only help yourself and if you can't do that then you should stop asking everyone for permission because the only failure in life is that of not living and this is a CHOICE.

18 Oct 2004 Trevor Angst

18 Oct 2004 bob one time i tried to kill myself by watching nbc prime time but that only blinded me. want a real mind fuck? how am i writing this if i am blind?

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Date	Name/email Nom/email	What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13? Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
19 Oct 2004	No	O.D.ing on laxatives would be a shitty way to die. Ba-Dum-Bum! You'd pretty much shit out everything until it was blood and acids. Don't do this. Don't kill yourself at all. Me saying this isn't telling anyone how to kill themselves. Anyone intelligent enough to read this is intelligent enough to figure out a million other ways to kill themselves. Besides, only about 1% of pill attempted suicides succeed. Be a sport though, and stick it out for your parents, friends, and for our national suicide rate. It's embarassingly high.
19 Oct 2004	Josef Friedrich Lechner	Find a high place and jump head first. This is usually guaranteed to work and pretty easy to accomplish. It also shows everybody that you were actually serious about ending this and not just some faggot looking for attention by doing something like swallowing a bunch of aspirin then calling the hospital right away--oh wait, I just browsed some other parts of this site; do the pills thing.
19 Oct 2004	its a secret	Me? I've come up with all sorts of ways, especially since I was pretty close to it myself. But then i realized i'd be an asshole for hurting everyone around me, making them wonder, "what did i do wrong?" See, the people who should feel guilty wouldn't (such a those who teased me in school daily till i was in tears and in the principals office), but then the people who tried to help, like mah mummy, would feel horrible the rest of their lives... well, other reasons too.. but you don't want to hear that, you want to know how to kill yourself? 1) marathon reading. Attempt to read a whole series of books, or a huge book like the unabriged war and peace without stopping to eat, go potty, drink or sleep... IF YOU CAN! Bonus for toxic shock due to not going to the toilet! Kit includes: one authors entire writings or a whole series, duct tape to stop mouth from consuming liquid 2)Death by teady rumpskien. You remember teddy, don't you? the talking bear that would tell you stories and blow if you put an aerosmith tape in him? well, how about the nostalgia of childhood innocence eating away at your very angsty body? How? A mean metal set of teeth, not too far off from the braces look, only a bit more evil... and Simply find a tape with the apporopriate speed, set the bear up next to an artery of yours, and let innocence take you away! kit includes 1 teddy rumpskien with metal mouth piece, removable if you like. 3)Death by an old woman. Well, no, he didn't die, but he lost something else to an old lady... anyway, try the "Harold and Maude" suicide kit, and try a few of those on for size! Kit includes: VHS/DVD (specify preference) of "harold and maude," maniquine and remote explosives, katana with retractable blade, and fake blood. does not include rich, unattentive mother or herse. hope that helps. i suggest for you, little boy, watch harold and maude, its a good time to which you might relate (minus maude, but she may come sometime for you, so don't give up)
19 Oct 2004	Dylan	..im 16 iv tried to kill myself, i almost did it, i took the pills, but my folks came home, i could feel the warm blancket of death surround me, i felt it comfort me and take me away,i wish i had died. But i was taked away from the warmth, i felt it,so comforting, so delicate. now i feel the shroud call to me from beyond the grave
19 Oct 2004	seth	take about 20 acetaminophens (tylenol) this will completely stop your liver from functioning and kill you.
19 Oct 2004	Mike	Seppuku is totally the best way to go. One time I saw this ninja totally shame family by chopping some dude's head, who was really the president. Then he did the Seppuku thing, and my brother and I were like SSSWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTT!!!!! The only thing to remember is not to flinch. Otherwise you bring shame to family
19 Oct 2004	Bob	Any way you can. Haven't you heard? It's a big conspiracy, no one loves you. You'll be much happier when you're dead. People will only understand you, and how complex your emotions are, when you're dead. They'll all be sorry if you kill yourself, hands will join across the world. You know what to do.
19 Oct 2004	moncharleskey	Stab yourself in the fuckin eyeball. Either that or start playing a MMORPG.
19 Oct 2004	Jacko Wacko	Dum da da dum deeeee!
19 Oct 2004	Jacobin	Try eating somethingawful. Somethingawful that causes bloating and indigestion.
19 Oct 2004	E~	as a side note, it would really be best if you do die.. but if you dont die, dont go to a doctor, a hospital or anything else, because your insurance will be fucking insanely expensive if anyone knows you tried to kill yourself
19 Oct 2004	E~	I'm not going to give advice, but I've been here before, and I've tried to kill myself before....... and I just have to say... you'll get over it. and if you don't, you'll end up killing yourself, which is no real loss. and if you're going to kill yourself, I have no problem giving you advice. the best way to kill yourself is if you do it in a way that will make sure you die... ex. buy massive amounts of heroin and OD, shoot yourself in the head with a shotgun, or drive your car into a lake or whatnot. just please get it right, no one likes you anyway
19 Oct 2004	bob	hey genie if you are really going to kill yourself, you may as well take that asshole boyfriend and his parents with you right i say kill them, then jump off of a building
19 Oct 2004	EVAN!	eat your face!
18 Oct 2004	Aelfric	Drowning will result in Euphoria, so it's the nicest way to go, btw how come your not dead yet?
18 Oct 2004	Andy Griffith	Implosion.
18 Oct 2004	Aurevoirbyebye	Wait until you're the only one in the house. Heat up a nice warm bath. Get a knife, the sharper the better. Start at the top of the wrist and cut down toward the elbow. Repeat on the other arm. Cut deep, mind you. It might be a little painful, but not for long. Then close your eyes and relax. The combination of warm water and blood loss will soon make you pleasantly drowsy, and you'll want to go to sleep. Don't be afraid, just let yourself drift off. La mort est un sommeil eternel.
18 Oct 2004	X	Don't. You're thirteen, you don't know anything about the world. Live your present, don't anticipate the future. If you have problems, have the courage to deal with them either by yourself or with the healp of others. You have no experience with anything, let alone life, so your only real alternative is to let the years move forward and stop trying to justify your lack of knowledge by blaming it on a world you refuse to let yourself live in. Your life is pitiable in comparison to the real anguish that is a given part of living. Your website destroys the credebility of any legitimate desire to do yourself in. The inquisitiveness of it is a weak cry for help, a desperate cry for attention and as hollow as the wind through a dead tree. Sorry, but it's the truth. You can only help yourself and if you can't do that then you should stop asking everyone for permission because the only failure in life is that of not living and this is a CHOICE.
18 Oct 2004	Trevor	Angst
18 Oct 2004	bob	one time i tried to kill myself by watching nbc prime time but that only blinded me. want a real mind fuck? how am i writing this if i am blind?