Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.

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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
25 Sep 2005 Ashley McCoy swallow pills,hang your self,cut your self,jump from something high...
25 Sep 2005 E I don't want to die, I don't think, I just want to end all the hurt and pain and I don't know any other way. I feel such a horrid person and I hate myself with utter contempt. I've never attempted suicide but I did come very close yesterday.
25 Sep 2005 lost Just wondering if any of you try an overdose i thought you'd like to know that 15 painkillers doesnt work.
24 Sep 2005 Doug I killed myself with sleeping pills and the devil took me to a black cave and stuck spikes into me so i could not move then he had sex with me. Then he made me come back to life and every morning he wakes me up and tells me to get fucked. he is very bad and i want to go to god not the devil
24 Sep 2005 Annomous I cant beleive you guys/girls are actually thinking of this. Suicide is a horrible thing. Imagine all of the people you are hurting. I mean, my friend just called me and she said that she had nothing to live for. That her father vocally abuses her and that her siblings beat her up. She recently got in a fight with her boyfriend, and she has had a spike of medical problems since thursday, Wednesday the 21. ME and one of my best friends are trying as hard as we can to get her to stop, because we care. There are ALWAYS people that care, and you may not realize it. Don't do it
24 Sep 2005 Janet I think that you people are just freakin insane. I've been so sucidal that I was in a hospital for a month, and under a sucide watch for six days. Kids need to be kids, they need to stay innocent. Some people have serious problems and could have taken everyone's advice seriously. If so, your responsable! how will you live with your self? I know what depression in the worst kind is, I knwo what it's like to lay in bed all day because you don't have the mental capilitity to deal with the world. So, STOP MAKING A JOKE OUT OF THIS, SOME PEOPLE TAKE IT SEROUSLY!!!!!!!!!!!!
24 Sep 2005 Ewan First, about me: I'm 23 living in Aberdeen, Scotland. The most traumatic life experience I've had was my parents separating when i was 15. Other than than that, my life has been filled mostly with good times. So, needless to say, I've never been suicidal.
I did get a bit down at my time at uni (5 years resulting in zero qualifications!) but my girlfriend, weed, and ecstacy ensured that the good times were really fucking good.
Now I have a job working on oilrigs that a monkey could do but pays me a reasonable £22,000 a year. So, I,m kinda stuck there for the money.

Now, back to the question at hand.
First decide if you really want to do it. If you really want to do it for fuck's sake do it right. The people on this site who claim to have attempted suicide more than twice are either: a)some of the thickest people on the planet, or b)don't really want to commit suicide and are just stupid pussies who think the world should try harder to make there life easy.
I mean come on, if you fucked up the first suicide you have absolutley no excuse for fucking up the second. Unless of course your just a whining little shit doing the "call for help" thing.
Is it really that hard to end one's life?... I thought not.

If you need help with your life then ask for it using words. There are people who will help.
If you are are truly certain the death will be the only way out then, well, I don't even have to say it do I?
23 Sep 2005 John M. What would really be ironic if the person who runs this web site had a kid and that kid killed him or her self at the age of 13 - You'll suffer for the rest of your life. slow stomach cancer is what I hope you get.
23 Sep 2005 nigger suffocation
23 Sep 2005 paul i tried 2 once and my gf was realy upse and i cudnt go through seeing her when she woz upset so i didnt try again but if i every become lonbely i will try again so no 1 who luvs me will care
22 Sep 2005 horny Kitty the why to die is to die wail your havin a orgasem ^_^
22 Sep 2005 DeadKid You all say how this has helped you. Seek help, get on medication. I'm on medication, will that stop people saying shit to me? Will the "help" make people like me? I'm gay, that's all there is to it. No one likes gays, I didn't choose to be gay, but I can choose not to be. If I just end my life, it will all be done with. No more having to worry about some kid wanting to beat the shit out of me because I said something, or they found out I'm gay, no more having to worry about what people think of me. I've locked myself in my room for three days, no food, no water. The third day my family finally came down. I could have been dead for two days, and they wouldn't of known. I cause so much pain and stress to all the people around me, that if I kill myself, yes, it will cause more, but after that, everything will be back to normal. I've had friends have members of their family die, or best friends, and they do eventually get over it. Me killing myself will bring nothing but good. I just want to find the quickest way possible.
22 Sep 2005 britney hilton YO LUCY CORTINA UNLESS U ARE A LESBIAN HU IS OBSESSED WITH BOOBS THAT GROW HOLES OR SUMTHING - DID U KNOW MOUCHETTE IS A GIRL?????? SO I THINK U SHULD STOP RITING STORIES ABOUT MOUCHETTE EJACULATING ON UR BOOBS.

YEAH I KNOW! I WAS SHOCKED SO MUCH I DROPPED ONTO MY PC AND FRIED IT.

HONESTLY MOUCHETTE I SAW UR PICTURE AND U LOOK SO SWEET AND INNOCENT AND NAIVE. MAN U CERTAINLY DNT LOOK LIKE THE TYPE OF PERSON 2 BE RUNNING THIS KINDA WEBSITE.

MY GOODNESS. ANYWAYS MOUCHETTE U POLISH CHIK, U FASCINATE ME. U REALLY SEEM 2 BE AN INTERESTING PEROSN EVEN THOUGH I'VE NEVER EVER MET U IN MY WHOLE LIFE.

OKAY WELL HAVE A GOOD DAY MOUCHETTY AND I HOPE 2 MEET U ONE DAY IN POLAND OR WHATEVA.

CYA
22 Sep 2005 recovering dont do it you have to much to live 4 relese the pain another way
22 Sep 2005 lokeshtc When there was no civilization, everyone wanted to Live by the method of survival of fittest and today when there is a huge drastic changes in the civlization, some of the human beings are thinking for best methods of suicide when they dont feel that the things are going in their way. It is true that there is no birth after death in one way, if any one has found examples and proofs in discovery channel, then I would strongly believe, that ,it could have been because of one of the scientific reasons and just nothing else. This life really does not have any meaning to it, as we often tend to look for an answer through various religous faith like HELL and HEAVEN relentlessly. I wish I could be a scientist to invent the cost effective way of suicide methods without making others to suffer after our death or even spend a single rupee or penny to use. I dont see it as simple as it would be, coz in this earth everything works as a casual actions by itself. So, we have to ultmately seek the help from nature because nature is responsible for our births in this earth. To me I always feel that death is the ultimate destiny to any creature in this universe and has no meaning leaving for sometime or till you like (eternity). Please don't be so stupid that on one command of any relgious GOD can do anything in this world and having said that, I will reveal the secret of death to you all and I hope this will give them an eternal conscience to one who can understand this. Here are basics things.

1) Do not make any one suffer after your death. ( A great thing in the nature or where you can stop casual actions).

2) any living beings cannot be destoryed (einstein theory) .. In the sense... if we bury him, due to XYZ reasons... some small insects will originate from his body, if we burn him, his ashes would become support to any trees or plants to grow.. I really donno.. what happens,if somebody drinks the water containing this burnt body ashes,again leads to casual actions, which again the human beings can give birth of TYPE xyz... and sometimes it would may clone for no reasons..

So, it is evident that one has to stop casual actions, when we stop casual actions, then I guess the the perfect eternity exist for all the creatures on this earth.

So.... Plenty of ideas struck to stop the casual actins, but which would make the entire earth a doll.

so..... what is the best practice to do so.... its very simple.... People should not die on earth.... there is eternity who do not die on earth...

so... it is impossible for anyone to reach that stage...........

so.... what is possible ........ whenever you get a idea of suicide, just close your eyes..... forget everything that is running currently in mind.. if possible go to clam place .......... and open your eye thinking nature is your family( which does not have father or mother or children.. it just continuously grows however bless him with support).. then sleep for sometime.... do not claim .... that you are of sin.... do not claim you have to report to somebody for all the sorrows or sin that you have done....

There is nothing called right or wrong .. there is nothing called hell or heaven... there is nothing called superior or inferior... there is nothing called great and weak... there is nothign called equal and opposite... there is nothing called god .... there is nobody good or bad... every one is same.... you have all the rights to do anything... to get rejected by anyone as they like.... you are just none..... all you have to think is to judge where you are .... why do want live in this earth... compare to every living beings in the nature ........... just see what is that makes you difficult.........

In otherwords... Try to become a monk of no god....no leader... no followers.... no desires....no attached sentiments....

The above line is nothing but a real suicide....... you have sacrificed all the things that you had earlier.... you have nothing to do with problems you had before.... you have born into this world of conscience ........ Just devote to yourself.. you yourself is god ..... Parama Athama... ( self soul)..... Just close your eyes.. start mediating to your self.. by chanting names... Parama athama....

If you think, that you cannot do this..... just forget it and follow... others method of suicide ..........

Thanks...
Helper
22 Sep 2005 dean You guys sit there and rant that your going to kill your selfs over a fucking b/f or g/f well thats no fucking reson to kill your self my life has been hell sene i was 5 years old i was a loser as a littel kid im a loser now at the age of 18 i have NEVER EVER just been left the fuck alone i was every bodys punching bag or just someone to torment i dont know way mabey im just nattrly hated by every body or just a loser but you drama queens have no reason to kill your selfs over a b/f or g/f your fucking 13 you will find some one new unless your like me and just a fucking loser and if you have lived a life like mine i wolnt blam you at all if you kill your self becuse if i wasnt such a pussy about it i would of killed my self long ago and maybe i will soon but i dont think ill go through with it
21 Sep 2005 may z best way of killing my self is werist slitting when my g/f hugging and waiting to die on her arms till my blood ends so romantic but i didn't find z girl who will hug me till now coz i'm a les lol so i didn't kill my self till now i'm 22 years old
21 Sep 2005 no one give up, thats the best way to kill yourself, give up on life.
20 Sep 2005 Saulo The best way to kill yourself when you're under 13 is live until you dead
20 Sep 2005 GEORGE-MAN http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=manly_suicide

THIS SITE HAS ALL THE BEST, MOST EFFECTIVE WAYS OF KILLING YOURSELF 1ST TIME....EVERYTIME! CHEER UP FUCKERS! LOVE GEORGE-MAN xox

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