What is the best way to commit suicide when you're under 13?

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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?

23 Dec 2005 Candyman Respect the man in the icecream-van!!!

22 Dec 2005 ass Point a cell phone at a NYC police oficer. 2. Move to Iraq, join the jihad and fight a Marine...

22 Dec 2005 Zee Hm...Jump off a roof, I guess. But not if you don't live in the city.

Slitting your wrists. Yes. It hurts at first but a lot of people find the loss of blood relaxing.

21 Dec 2005 DOODLE FACE HEY DOES ANY1 HAVE ANY PTHER COOL SUICIDE WEBSITE I CAN LOOK AT SO I CAN BE ENTERTAINED MORE?

21 Dec 2005 napoleon dynomite HEY SLUT JUST KILL URSELF AND GET IT OVER WITH WHEN ARE U GONNA DIE I WANT U TO DO IT THE MOST PAINFULL AND BLOODY WAY.

21 Dec 2005 simon OMG the besxt way is to take a knife and slit you troat open and bleed to death in pain..
i did it and now im dead...at 17 at 22/12/06

21 Dec 2005 simon tremblay If you read this this mean im already dead,im 17 not 13, my life is crap.
no one loves me and i have a learning disibelly or what ever it spell, this make even worse, i comiterd suicide on the 22/12/05.

21 Dec 2005 christey OMG HELP ME!!!!!!!! I M SO FAT I JUST WANT TO DIE!!!!!!!!!! I JUST TRIED TO HEANG MYSELF BUT I WAS SO FAT I WASNT ABLE TO GET OFF MY FAT ASS AND DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE HELP LIFE IS MISERY AND ITS NOT MY FAULT IM FAT IS MY MOMS CAUSE SHE LIEK FEEDS ME TO MUCH AND EAT OREOS!!!!!!!!!! PLZ HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

21 Dec 2005 Scors-b Happy Christmas Everyone.

20 Dec 2005 STEVE-O THE BEST WAY TO KILL YOUR SELF WHEN U R UNDER 13 IS TO ASK A GANG TO SHOOT UR ASS AND HANG YOUR SELF

20 Dec 2005 bubba WAIT...dont kill ureslf.. or First: read this. You are going to waste your human life, you fool, and i am not against it. But first, since u r going to die and since u will have no reason to feel embarrased or self-concious of ureself, do sthg real cool. Like, go running into the white house shouting 'i hate jews'(or if u r a jew - 'mikel jakson is a bastrd')... Or go to a public place (best plaxce's a holy place) and dance naked on a table... Or go up to random ppl and slap them for alll u re worth...or, hmmmm, why dont u (if u r a girl)mix a periodic juice for your behated (mmmm.. bloody!)... Now those would be cool. Or else, if u r less daring then just try to live ure ultimate fantasy... go to a stand up comedian and(when on stage of corse)start doing IT actions...(that wud get the audience going), or go to a tennis match, grab the players racket and start playing (must be during stressful situations)or do sthg to ure secret crush... make the last moments of ure life a chance to do sthg u otherwise would never hav done...becus you will have nthg to regret..u r leaving this world!!!!
Note: God doesnt exist - do wut u please...

19 Dec 2005 Chrismas Jones Once apon time there was a little boy/girl named Mouchette. Well one day Mouchette desided that he was way more important then everyone because his name was mouchette, and seriosly who the fuck named there kid that? But anyways mouchette made his own little website witch acualy a total enigma in it's self. Everytime someone goes on to her you ask yourself things like, What the fuck is a striped penis? Why am typing a whole story totaly off topic from the original question "What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13."
Anyways i don't think i have told you this but mochette is a little twisted mother fucker. In somecases this acualy works out for him. But one day she used this mind of hers to make a very important part of his website now i did some studys and i figured out that the suicide kit is the Number one place people find... when they turn to the internet to answer there problems.(Not really but if i did it would be true i bet.) Anyways the moral of my story is never name your child mouchette because he/she will be a crazy mother mother and start a website.
And mouchette lived hapily ever after, lets hope. -_-

18 Dec 2005 Das Diablo at dis present tyme im drinkin poison but i got 5 kool ways to kill urself in style:
call a gang member a pussy and start a fight
cut a gas pipe and light it so the whole fuckin house blows up
steal a car get chased by da cops and ram that mudafuka car of a cliff (byebye cenouir)
go on a date with someone and put poison in ur drink
get a chainsaw or anything similar and cut ur head off

any other ideas contact me on Diablo_Das@yahoo.co.uk

18 Dec 2005 Emmy Well im 13 and tried to hang myself but my friends ran in and pulled me down just in time.

18 Dec 2005 Antonia Hola soy Antonia, te voy a decir la mejor manera. La mejor manera es una inyección letal. Sin dolor, ni sangre, ni gritos....

18 Dec 2005 The Dude Damn u ppl get off of mouchette's case so what if he made a web site bout suicide it's helped me i use to live for this site(yes i know pretty pathetic) and it was originally intended for a joke. mouchette isnt doing anything wrong so get off his fuckin case and btw mouchette how old r u?

18 Dec 2005 i'm gonna kill you when i'm satan All you whiney little brats need to either:1- tell the police what your parents are doing to you, or 2:- get a fucking job and see how shitty life really is.

18 Dec 2005 Rizz check out http://ash.spaink.net..

I hope to be dead by the end of this fucking year i've had enough.

17 Dec 2005 vicc<333 hi my name is victoria. but my friends call me vicc. i live in Greenfield park in Quebec. thats in Canada. well i am a lezbian. and i want to have sex with guys before i kill myself. so if any guys are interested just email me at ellendegeneres26@hotmail.com
i dont care how old you are.
i am going to kill myself becuase all my friends hate me and my family is mean to me. my dad takes my clothes away and makes me sleep outside in the shed when its real cold. they all hate me cuz i am a lezbian. my mom says i am going to hell. i dont care. i just want to die. but first i want to see whats so hot about being with a guy.

17 Dec 2005 megan the best way could be trying to kill yourself then your parents find out and want to kill you for even thinking about it.

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Date	Name/email Nom/email	What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13? Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
23 Dec 2005	Candyman	Respect the man in the icecream-van!!!
22 Dec 2005	ass	Point a cell phone at a NYC police oficer. 2. Move to Iraq, join the jihad and fight a Marine...
22 Dec 2005	Zee	Hm...Jump off a roof, I guess. But not if you don't live in the city. Slitting your wrists. Yes. It hurts at first but a lot of people find the loss of blood relaxing.
21 Dec 2005	DOODLE FACE	HEY DOES ANY1 HAVE ANY PTHER COOL SUICIDE WEBSITE I CAN LOOK AT SO I CAN BE ENTERTAINED MORE?
21 Dec 2005	napoleon dynomite	HEY SLUT JUST KILL URSELF AND GET IT OVER WITH WHEN ARE U GONNA DIE I WANT U TO DO IT THE MOST PAINFULL AND BLOODY WAY.
21 Dec 2005	simon	OMG the besxt way is to take a knife and slit you troat open and bleed to death in pain.. i did it and now im dead...at 17 at 22/12/06
21 Dec 2005	simon tremblay	If you read this this mean im already dead,im 17 not 13, my life is crap. no one loves me and i have a learning disibelly or what ever it spell, this make even worse, i comiterd suicide on the 22/12/05.
21 Dec 2005	christey	OMG HELP ME!!!!!!!! I M SO FAT I JUST WANT TO DIE!!!!!!!!!! I JUST TRIED TO HEANG MYSELF BUT I WAS SO FAT I WASNT ABLE TO GET OFF MY FAT ASS AND DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE HELP LIFE IS MISERY AND ITS NOT MY FAULT IM FAT IS MY MOMS CAUSE SHE LIEK FEEDS ME TO MUCH AND EAT OREOS!!!!!!!!!! PLZ HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
21 Dec 2005	Scors-b	Happy Christmas Everyone.
20 Dec 2005	STEVE-O	THE BEST WAY TO KILL YOUR SELF WHEN U R UNDER 13 IS TO ASK A GANG TO SHOOT UR ASS AND HANG YOUR SELF
20 Dec 2005	bubba	WAIT...dont kill ureslf.. or First: read this. You are going to waste your human life, you fool, and i am not against it. But first, since u r going to die and since u will have no reason to feel embarrased or self-concious of ureself, do sthg real cool. Like, go running into the white house shouting 'i hate jews'(or if u r a jew - 'mikel jakson is a bastrd')... Or go to a public place (best plaxce's a holy place) and dance naked on a table... Or go up to random ppl and slap them for alll u re worth...or, hmmmm, why dont u (if u r a girl)mix a periodic juice for your behated (mmmm.. bloody!)... Now those would be cool. Or else, if u r less daring then just try to live ure ultimate fantasy... go to a stand up comedian and(when on stage of corse)start doing IT actions...(that wud get the audience going), or go to a tennis match, grab the players racket and start playing (must be during stressful situations)or do sthg to ure secret crush... make the last moments of ure life a chance to do sthg u otherwise would never hav done...becus you will have nthg to regret..u r leaving this world!!!! Note: God doesnt exist - do wut u please...
19 Dec 2005	Chrismas Jones	Once apon time there was a little boy/girl named Mouchette. Well one day Mouchette desided that he was way more important then everyone because his name was mouchette, and seriosly who the fuck named there kid that? But anyways mouchette made his own little website witch acualy a total enigma in it's self. Everytime someone goes on to her you ask yourself things like, What the fuck is a striped penis? Why am typing a whole story totaly off topic from the original question "What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13." Anyways i don't think i have told you this but mochette is a little twisted mother fucker. In somecases this acualy works out for him. But one day she used this mind of hers to make a very important part of his website now i did some studys and i figured out that the suicide kit is the Number one place people find... when they turn to the internet to answer there problems.(Not really but if i did it would be true i bet.) Anyways the moral of my story is never name your child mouchette because he/she will be a crazy mother mother and start a website. And mouchette lived hapily ever after, lets hope. -_-
18 Dec 2005	Das Diablo	at dis present tyme im drinkin poison but i got 5 kool ways to kill urself in style: call a gang member a pussy and start a fight cut a gas pipe and light it so the whole fuckin house blows up steal a car get chased by da cops and ram that mudafuka car of a cliff (byebye cenouir) go on a date with someone and put poison in ur drink get a chainsaw or anything similar and cut ur head off any other ideas contact me on Diablo_Das@yahoo.co.uk
18 Dec 2005	Emmy	Well im 13 and tried to hang myself but my friends ran in and pulled me down just in time.
18 Dec 2005	Antonia	Hola soy Antonia, te voy a decir la mejor manera. La mejor manera es una inyección letal. Sin dolor, ni sangre, ni gritos....
18 Dec 2005	The Dude	Damn u ppl get off of mouchette's case so what if he made a web site bout suicide it's helped me i use to live for this site(yes i know pretty pathetic) and it was originally intended for a joke. mouchette isnt doing anything wrong so get off his fuckin case and btw mouchette how old r u?
18 Dec 2005	i'm gonna kill you when i'm satan	All you whiney little brats need to either:1- tell the police what your parents are doing to you, or 2:- get a fucking job and see how shitty life really is.
18 Dec 2005	Rizz	check out http://ash.spaink.net.. I hope to be dead by the end of this fucking year i've had enough.
17 Dec 2005	vicc<333	hi my name is victoria. but my friends call me vicc. i live in Greenfield park in Quebec. thats in Canada. well i am a lezbian. and i want to have sex with guys before i kill myself. so if any guys are interested just email me at ellendegeneres26@hotmail.com i dont care how old you are. i am going to kill myself becuase all my friends hate me and my family is mean to me. my dad takes my clothes away and makes me sleep outside in the shed when its real cold. they all hate me cuz i am a lezbian. my mom says i am going to hell. i dont care. i just want to die. but first i want to see whats so hot about being with a guy.
17 Dec 2005	megan	the best way could be trying to kill yourself then your parents find out and want to kill you for even thinking about it.