What is the best way to commit suicide when you're under 13?

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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?

12 Feb 2006 alex n hi my name is alex n, i just wanted 2 say that i am going 2 commit suicide on tuesday, 14th feb, i would like 2 say sorry 2 jessie, caty obermiller, well thats all really, mouchette this is a class website and any1 who think it should be band is a wanker in my opinion, i would like 2 leave u with a song that means allot 2 me, just read the lyrics, they r very touching, well make u think,

rem everbody hurts

When the day is long and the night, the night is yours alone,
When you’re sure you’ve had enough of this life, well hang on
Don’t let yourself go, everybody cries and everybody hurts sometimes

Sometimes everything is wrong. now it’s time to sing along
When your day is night alone, (hold on, hold on)
If you feel like letting go, (hold on)
When you think you’ve had too much of this life, well hang on

’cause everybody hurts. take comfort in your friends
Everybody hurts. don’t throw your hand. oh, no. don’t throw your hand
If you feel like you’re alone, no, no, no, you are not alone

If you’re on your own in this life, the days and nights are long,
When you think you’ve had too much of this life to hang on

Well, everybody hurts sometimes,
Everybody cries. and everybody hurts sometimes
And everybody hurts sometimes. so, hold on, hold on
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on
Everybody hurts. you are not alone

this song means allot 2 me, well i gtg, well lifes a bitch and then u die, i am going 2 die, suicide is the answer. bye.

12 Feb 2006 Pittsy The following are some signs of mental health problems in children, adolescents and young people. If they last for more than a few weeks, it may be time to seek professional help.

Inability to get along with other children.
Marked fall in school work.
Changes in usual sleeping or eating patterns.
Marked weight gain or loss.
Reluctance to go to school or take part in normal activities.
Fearfulness.
Restlessness, fidgeting and trouble concentrating.
Excessive disobedience or aggression.
Lack of energy or motivation.
Irritability.
Social withdrawal.
Crying a lot.
Feeling hopeless or worthless.
Odd ideas or behaviours.
If children or young people have persistent thoughts about hurting themselves or wanting to die, they need urgent professional help.

If your like that and u have no parents, DAM! it ur fucked lol! wankers

12 Feb 2006 Pittsy well, if your wanting to kill your self there must me a good reson, or u a dick head. So if it your family, kill them. Dnt kill your self , take it out on others around you because it more fun.So if your depressed take it out on what ur pissed off with. If you need any ideas on what to do please do ask i will be very happy to go into description for you.

Have fun killing your family and friends!

11 Feb 2006 farging a i can't beleive you stupid selfish assholes actually consider bringing children into this world when all you do is complain about gas prices and whatnot, you stupid fucks, put your fucking necks in my wrists and i'll choke you one after the other, sheesh.

11 Feb 2006 sheila just go to bed and never get up

11 Feb 2006 a joke rather than post a boring story or comdey story: heres a joke

Chicken At The Movies:

A man approached the window of a movie theater with a chicken on his shoulder and asked for two tickets.

"Who's the other ticket for?" the ticket girl asked.

"For my pet chicken." He said, pointing to the bird.

"I'm sorry," the girl tells him, "but we don't allow animals in the theater."

The man walked around the corner of the building, and stuffed the chicken into his pants. He returned to the ticket window and bought a ticket, entered the theater, and sat down.

The chicken started to get too hot, so the man, figuring it was okay because it was dark to unzipped his pants and let the chicken stick its head out.

The woman seated next to him looked down in horror. She nudged her friend Amanda and whispered, "Amanda! This man next to me just unzipped his pants!"

Amanda replied, "Oh, don't worry about it. Just ignore him. If you've seen one, you've seen them all."

The woman whispered back, "I know, I know, but this one's eating my popcorn!"

"Always Look on the Bright Side of Life" from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"

Cheer up, Brian. You know what they say.
Some things in life are bad,
They can really make you mad.
Other things just make you swear and curse.
When you're chewing on life's gristle,
Don't grumble, give a wistle!
And this'll help things turn out for the best...
And...

(the music fades into the song)

...always look on the bright side of life!
(whistle)

Always look on the bright side of life...
If life seems jolly rotten,
There's something you've forgotten!
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing,

When you're feeling in the dumps,
Don't be silly chumps,
Just purse your lips and whistle -- that's the thing!
And... always look on the bright side of life...

(whistle)
Come on!

(other start to join in)
Always look on the bright side of life...
(whistle)

For life is quite absurd,
And death's the final word.
You must always face the curtain with a bow!
Forget about your sin -- give the audience a grin,
Enjoy it -- it's the last chance anyhow!

So always look on the bright side of death!
Just before you draw your terminal breath.
Life's a piece of shit,
When you look at it.

Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true,
You'll see it's all a show,
Keep 'em laughing as you go.
Just remember that the last laugh is on you!

And always look on the bright side of life...
(whistle)
Always look on the bright side of life
(whistle)

11 Feb 2006 confused!!! umm what the fuck is this link:
http://www.flyvision.org/mouchette/

11 Feb 2006 most people know its no real!!its for thr the fans of the movie mouchette to sign up a edit.mouchette.org..
and play mouchette it is all a game!

if you want to complain some more haters go here:
http://ihatemouchette.org/read.php

11 Feb 2006 Jolien well I don't know maybe you can tell me how to kill myself , i'm not under 13 but i'm 14 so i come close.. eh can someone tell me how to kill myself in a way that workds immediatly so i dont have to suffer too much and so im really dead and not fake suicide ?? pls i already decided to do it no one can stop me but i just need to know how

10 Feb 2006 kimberly that's easy, go fuck yourself!

10 Feb 2006 edward no more attempts. tonight i will suicide.

10 Feb 2006 anark Im 23 almost 24 thinking about it....self esteem issues I guess...Im really fortunate and Im fucking things up.

10 Feb 2006 melissa hey well ways to kill yourself hmmm... well theres the old hang urself,gun,knife,cutting wrists , puttin somthin electric while ur in the bathtub or running into bad traffic.. or i dunno im trying to do it to myself!! yea yea

10 Feb 2006 cherry on the rock this is the way to kill yourself, by simply hating you and yourlife. when you do that, then you will have the courage to kill yourself which ever ways you can think of. who give a shit how it was done??? is the end result that we want, which is dead itself!!! so star hating yourself!!! stand infront of a mirror and chant " i hate myself" for 5 mins each morning!!! and don't forget to believe that you hate yourself and your life!!! it's going to work trust me.....

10 Feb 2006 Lorraine Regardless of what age you are, there is no solutions to taking you owm life, You must first think why you are feeling this type of emotion and talk about it or you can visit my Web page which will be a 100% Guarantee to pull you out of what ever you may be going through and having someone there with you to give you positive thoughts. My new Website is especially concerning Depression, Suicide tendencies, and much much more. Please come and read, it is not a gimmic, it is, like I say a 100 percent guaranteed to make life JOY and not SAD. You just need someone with a positive attitude to show you how to deal with things. Please never give up and come see "All" solutions to your problem no matter what it may be.

10 Feb 2006 FUK U WAT IZ UR FUKING PROBLEM NO 13 YEAR OLD SHOULD KILL THERESELF PERIOD R U GUYS RETARDED OR WAT! ACTUAL PPLE R KILLING THERE LIFE BECAUSE OF UR FAKE IDEAS NEWSFLASH THEY CAN B DONE N THEY HAV DONE THEM MY FRIEN D IZ NOW TRYING TO DO IT

10 Feb 2006 Dreaming of Death For all you people who want to comit Suicide just do it. If you think about it more it gets harder. Life is shit and it won,t get better. I know because I,m 30 and my whole life has been shit. The less people there are in this cruel world the better. I wish I could blow up the world.

09 Feb 2006 ben slit ur wrists, while you are bleeding, spray bathroom freshener in a paper bag and breathe away while you ar ebleeding to death

09 Feb 2006 froggy frog frog alright so i feel like dyin sometimes cos theres this guy i like alot tha doesnt like me bak im 15 at tha moment an iduno its like im depressed an then it goes away .. so right now im happy an ya'll should see atleast wun happy comment an im na gon kill ma self cos its too much pain anyways laterrrr

09 Feb 2006 j. scream at the tops of your lungs with all your might and throw a tantrum until your mouth starts bleeding, but don't stop and eventually you'll die.

this is what I did. My mother saved me but i'm still dead.

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Date	Name/email Nom/email	What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13? Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
12 Feb 2006	alex n	hi my name is alex n, i just wanted 2 say that i am going 2 commit suicide on tuesday, 14th feb, i would like 2 say sorry 2 jessie, caty obermiller, well thats all really, mouchette this is a class website and any1 who think it should be band is a wanker in my opinion, i would like 2 leave u with a song that means allot 2 me, just read the lyrics, they r very touching, well make u think, rem everbody hurts When the day is long and the night, the night is yours alone, When you’re sure you’ve had enough of this life, well hang on Don’t let yourself go, everybody cries and everybody hurts sometimes Sometimes everything is wrong. now it’s time to sing along When your day is night alone, (hold on, hold on) If you feel like letting go, (hold on) When you think you’ve had too much of this life, well hang on ’cause everybody hurts. take comfort in your friends Everybody hurts. don’t throw your hand. oh, no. don’t throw your hand If you feel like you’re alone, no, no, no, you are not alone If you’re on your own in this life, the days and nights are long, When you think you’ve had too much of this life to hang on Well, everybody hurts sometimes, Everybody cries. and everybody hurts sometimes And everybody hurts sometimes. so, hold on, hold on Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on Everybody hurts. you are not alone this song means allot 2 me, well i gtg, well lifes a bitch and then u die, i am going 2 die, suicide is the answer. bye.
12 Feb 2006	Pittsy	The following are some signs of mental health problems in children, adolescents and young people. If they last for more than a few weeks, it may be time to seek professional help. Inability to get along with other children. Marked fall in school work. Changes in usual sleeping or eating patterns. Marked weight gain or loss. Reluctance to go to school or take part in normal activities. Fearfulness. Restlessness, fidgeting and trouble concentrating. Excessive disobedience or aggression. Lack of energy or motivation. Irritability. Social withdrawal. Crying a lot. Feeling hopeless or worthless. Odd ideas or behaviours. If children or young people have persistent thoughts about hurting themselves or wanting to die, they need urgent professional help. If your like that and u have no parents, DAM! it ur fucked lol! wankers
12 Feb 2006	Pittsy	well, if your wanting to kill your self there must me a good reson, or u a dick head. So if it your family, kill them. Dnt kill your self , take it out on others around you because it more fun.So if your depressed take it out on what ur pissed off with. If you need any ideas on what to do please do ask i will be very happy to go into description for you. Have fun killing your family and friends!
11 Feb 2006	farging a	i can't beleive you stupid selfish assholes actually consider bringing children into this world when all you do is complain about gas prices and whatnot, you stupid fucks, put your fucking necks in my wrists and i'll choke you one after the other, sheesh.
11 Feb 2006	sheila	just go to bed and never get up
11 Feb 2006	a joke	rather than post a boring story or comdey story: heres a joke Chicken At The Movies: A man approached the window of a movie theater with a chicken on his shoulder and asked for two tickets. "Who's the other ticket for?" the ticket girl asked. "For my pet chicken." He said, pointing to the bird. "I'm sorry," the girl tells him, "but we don't allow animals in the theater." The man walked around the corner of the building, and stuffed the chicken into his pants. He returned to the ticket window and bought a ticket, entered the theater, and sat down. The chicken started to get too hot, so the man, figuring it was okay because it was dark to unzipped his pants and let the chicken stick its head out. The woman seated next to him looked down in horror. She nudged her friend Amanda and whispered, "Amanda! This man next to me just unzipped his pants!" Amanda replied, "Oh, don't worry about it. Just ignore him. If you've seen one, you've seen them all." The woman whispered back, "I know, I know, but this one's eating my popcorn!" "Always Look on the Bright Side of Life" from Monty Python's "Life of Brian" Cheer up, Brian. You know what they say. Some things in life are bad, They can really make you mad. Other things just make you swear and curse. When you're chewing on life's gristle, Don't grumble, give a wistle! And this'll help things turn out for the best... And... (the music fades into the song) ...always look on the bright side of life! (whistle) Always look on the bright side of life... If life seems jolly rotten, There's something you've forgotten! And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing, When you're feeling in the dumps, Don't be silly chumps, Just purse your lips and whistle -- that's the thing! And... always look on the bright side of life... (whistle) Come on! (other start to join in) Always look on the bright side of life... (whistle) For life is quite absurd, And death's the final word. You must always face the curtain with a bow! Forget about your sin -- give the audience a grin, Enjoy it -- it's the last chance anyhow! So always look on the bright side of death! Just before you draw your terminal breath. Life's a piece of shit, When you look at it. Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true, You'll see it's all a show, Keep 'em laughing as you go. Just remember that the last laugh is on you! And always look on the bright side of life... (whistle) Always look on the bright side of life (whistle)
11 Feb 2006	confused!!!	umm what the fuck is this link: http://www.flyvision.org/mouchette/
11 Feb 2006		most people know its no real!!its for thr the fans of the movie mouchette to sign up a edit.mouchette.org.. and play mouchette it is all a game! if you want to complain some more haters go here: http://ihatemouchette.org/read.php
11 Feb 2006	Jolien	well I don't know maybe you can tell me how to kill myself , i'm not under 13 but i'm 14 so i come close.. eh can someone tell me how to kill myself in a way that workds immediatly so i dont have to suffer too much and so im really dead and not fake suicide ?? pls i already decided to do it no one can stop me but i just need to know how
10 Feb 2006	kimberly	that's easy, go fuck yourself!
10 Feb 2006	edward	no more attempts. tonight i will suicide.
10 Feb 2006	anark	Im 23 almost 24 thinking about it....self esteem issues I guess...Im really fortunate and Im fucking things up.
10 Feb 2006	melissa	hey well ways to kill yourself hmmm... well theres the old hang urself,gun,knife,cutting wrists , puttin somthin electric while ur in the bathtub or running into bad traffic.. or i dunno im trying to do it to myself!! yea yea
10 Feb 2006	cherry on the rock	this is the way to kill yourself, by simply hating you and yourlife. when you do that, then you will have the courage to kill yourself which ever ways you can think of. who give a shit how it was done??? is the end result that we want, which is dead itself!!! so star hating yourself!!! stand infront of a mirror and chant " i hate myself" for 5 mins each morning!!! and don't forget to believe that you hate yourself and your life!!! it's going to work trust me.....
10 Feb 2006	Lorraine	Regardless of what age you are, there is no solutions to taking you owm life, You must first think why you are feeling this type of emotion and talk about it or you can visit my Web page which will be a 100% Guarantee to pull you out of what ever you may be going through and having someone there with you to give you positive thoughts. My new Website is especially concerning Depression, Suicide tendencies, and much much more. Please come and read, it is not a gimmic, it is, like I say a 100 percent guaranteed to make life JOY and not SAD. You just need someone with a positive attitude to show you how to deal with things. Please never give up and come see "All" solutions to your problem no matter what it may be.
10 Feb 2006	FUK U	WAT IZ UR FUKING PROBLEM NO 13 YEAR OLD SHOULD KILL THERESELF PERIOD R U GUYS RETARDED OR WAT! ACTUAL PPLE R KILLING THERE LIFE BECAUSE OF UR FAKE IDEAS NEWSFLASH THEY CAN B DONE N THEY HAV DONE THEM MY FRIEN D IZ NOW TRYING TO DO IT
10 Feb 2006	Dreaming of Death	For all you people who want to comit Suicide just do it. If you think about it more it gets harder. Life is shit and it won,t get better. I know because I,m 30 and my whole life has been shit. The less people there are in this cruel world the better. I wish I could blow up the world.
09 Feb 2006	ben	slit ur wrists, while you are bleeding, spray bathroom freshener in a paper bag and breathe away while you ar ebleeding to death
09 Feb 2006	froggy frog frog	alright so i feel like dyin sometimes cos theres this guy i like alot tha doesnt like me bak im 15 at tha moment an iduno its like im depressed an then it goes away .. so right now im happy an ya'll should see atleast wun happy comment an im na gon kill ma self cos its too much pain anyways laterrrr
09 Feb 2006	j.	scream at the tops of your lungs with all your might and throw a tantrum until your mouth starts bleeding, but don't stop and eventually you'll die. this is what I did. My mother saved me but i'm still dead.