Date	Name/email Nom/email	What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13? Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
04 Oct 2008	Somebody's Baby	Help me kill my time, because I'll never be fine.
02 Oct 2008		God saved me. This is a website that may be a true eye-opener for you: www.AnotherInterviewWithGod.com
01 Oct 2008	IM OUT	well, today is the day that i kill myself. its been a long waited plan for 2 years and it will now happen. i have no one, im not worthy of having friends, i found that out just in the last 2 days, i am a loner and will be til i have committed suicide then i will have friends when i get to the other life. oh and if he ever comes on here yes I DO LOVE U AND MISS U but you were blind to see it. peace muther fuckin out.
30 Sep 2008	Alpha	Well, I am quite intelligent and rationally suicidal. My decision is after long deliberation and careful weighing of all possible options. Make sure you do the same, and nothing foolish.
30 Sep 2008	Alpha	Shouldn't kill yourself when under 13. There are lots of avenues out. However, if you are already 23, and nothing good has happened yet, go ahead boil the potatoes. Remember, if you have someone or something that you can rely on and who/what relies on you, there might be still hope. Otherwise go ahead and to scuttle the ship. This is how you go about it: 1. Make sure you want to die, and not just attract attention. 2. Do not go around announcing your intentions. If you are doing that, its a cry for help and you don't want to die. 3. Make sure you are 23, not 13. Methods: 1. If American, buy a gun. Deliver a special message to your head, better than your heart. Heart can be risky, you might miss and survive. Shoot through the mouth upwards. 2. Hang yourself. Find a sturdy beam or ceiling fixture. Buy a thick strong rope (cheaper than buying a gun). Make sure you can't get down once suspended or not near any furniture. Wear diapers. 3. (My chosen one!) Poison yourself. Cyanides (potassium cyanide and sodium cyanide) are the best poisons, but very difficult to get. You can try strong insecticides (worked for me mum), but they taste horrible and you need to drink a lot. Prescription drugs sometimes work, but you need a lot. You need more than 4gms of acetaminophen (~30-40 tylenol pills) if you want to try over the counter medication. Except cyanides and other strong compounds, poisons can be flushed out of your system if you are found. Poison yourself severely and make sure you aren't found overnight. 4. Jump off a very very high building. Make sure you are willing to have a closed casket funeral. 5. Lay down on railway tracks and make the headlines for the local newspapers. 6. Be innovative! Maybe you'll be remembered for your new suicide method. My preferred method is poisoning, and I am just counting the day to my personal D-day. In summary: 1. Wait till you are 23+. 13 is too young to be sure. 2. Do not tell anyone or talk about it. Otherwise you want to live and are looking for an excuse. 3. Choose whatever is handy and suits your needs/lifestyle. Does not matter as long as you end up dead. Good luck!
29 Sep 2008	Satellite	Do any of you even know what real pain is? Anyway... if you're under 13, I think playing in the street is still a good bet.
28 Sep 2008	Kuborion	I still remember the Demon Days... When all fell apart... Why do I feel so much nostalgy?
26 Sep 2008	a flamboint artic bastard	Kuborion, you mother fucker you are no celebrity. However, your salery will be paid via food stamps and toe-nail clipping, I will send them to you via postal service. TA TA FOR NOW
26 Sep 2008	dakota	Hey everybody you know what i just got out of. The hospital i had 8 surgeries and i was hit by a car. Now it is not going to be on the internet or on the news because i would not allow it. I now have a broken arm and broken legs. The best part is i have 5 years til i go into the military.MWHAHAHAHAHA
25 Sep 2008	Dakota	most of us dont realize how lucky we are to be a leader. You are all leaders. I am still hurting myself for instance falling from ladders, Jumping off my back porch. All this to prove i am strong enuff to show others getting hurt is our fault in every think none of this is what it should be, but it is and i support all of the people. If you need to talk i am here.
25 Sep 2008	Kuborion	So am I an internet celebrity now, or what? Neat, what's the salary?
24 Sep 2008	katie	haahah lmao i was 9 when this thingy started, yea i just google'd "what is the best way to kill yourself" and this is hilarious i love it, kinda reminded me of the 90's .. it was eird to read what people had written then ... anyways i think the best way to kill yourself is to realize we're all in a coma and we're all going to wake up someday and realize non of this was real
24 Sep 2008	????	When Your Under 13 I Mean If Your Going Through Hard Ships Or ANYTHING You Are Your own Person. Dont Kill Yourself. God Gave You Your Body to Live It Out. How The Hell Are You Gonna Misjudge God. I Go Through The Same Shit. But I Read All These Drastic Things People Post On This Website. Yall Are Horrible. Bad Things Happen When You Kill Your Self. Your Family, Friends, Siblings Anyone You Have Come In Contact With Will Go Through Depression. You Take YOur life, Your Taking The Lives of others. You Will die When God Needs You. He Has One Favor to You. Live. He Died For YOU. Im Emo And I Just Cut My Wrists In every Direction Possible.
23 Sep 2008		prolong your death with alcoholism
23 Sep 2008	Tyler	i rate take a whole shit load of your moms pain killers, and a loads of alcohol.... works for me.. :)
22 Sep 2008	Dakota	The best way to kill yourself is like chopping a fish in two. I have tried many times. I fell in love with this girl who is always there when i need to talk. We both have tried to commit suicide. See every thing about her says yes.But i figured instead it is easier to way and go into the military and pray to go to the Iraqy war. See my dream is to come back to my middle school and tell her goodbye. Mostly because she is a my age but she got held back so i will be able to say my goodbyes her. I will always love how she is always telling me not to hurt myself bcuze then i would be hurting her.Everybody take an easy do one bone at a time, or the best thing to do is get a quad bike and go super fast and turn and u will flip and mostly be injured so much where u might not even live. In the next year i will be buying my next quad bike and maybe a dirtbike.
20 Sep 2008	suicide2008	Jody, Your my idol and thank you. Please write me ASAP!!! thank you, suicide2008
20 Sep 2008	suicide2008	At this time I think of you Your eyes so bright Your heart so true I never got through to you Your prick ways messed with my head I'm at the end of this rope Must go tighten it on my throat Death is near and death has come
19 Sep 2008	Spooky Penguin	pffft. I still write here, what a joke. I'm a joke. We're all jokes. Anyways I'm no here to pester you with ridiculous ideology or stupid sentences that you can't relate to. No, no, I'm here to call upon another of your worthless twats. In-fact I've read the posts of Kuborion and all of the relevant and witty things he has to say to you lot of readers. God if there's any hope for meaning you'll find it in the things that he writes.(or she, not sure sorry.) Your fucking brilliant Kuborion, please continue being brilliant and writing short things I can read then run outside and think about over a cigarette. Yours truly, Spooky Mother Fucking Penguin
19 Sep 2008		This is a website that has profound things to say about life and God that you might appreciate: www.AnotherInterviewWithGod.com

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