|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|26 Apr 2022||super hero #71||Reverse ejaculation. So how this works is I have no clue. I just said some words that sounded good and you keep reading.|
|25 Apr 2022||shark turds float||First, acquire a razor blade. Next, find the nearest place to you that has large aquariums and have large sharks. Zoos or salt water exhibits. Go there. Find top of aquarium access. Slice little cuts all over you and jump in.
Note: this should be done when facility attendance is high, preferably with multiple families present, and video recording devices already rolling.
|24 Apr 2022||deep fried chocolate covered turkey legs||My doctor told me blackheads are tiny pieces of poop left behind, smeared onto the intestinal lining and its the bodies natural way of purging excess poop. I said I have always thought it was oils and dirt. He responded, it is but only about 30 percent. The other 70 is poop. And thats why pimples get infected so easily. The 70 percent is what makes the oils and dirt stick too. So try to remember this when you meet someone with bad acne. And lets be nice to them. Why?... Because they already have shit all over their face. Just oozing out of the pours. They must have skinny and dry intestines.|
|24 Apr 2022||Fire Britches & Bath Salts Emporium||Stuff your pants with bull nettle foliage. Now go run around the block 3 times.|
|22 Apr 2022||Adolf Hitler.||"Cyanide capsules"|
|22 Apr 2022||above average, but not by much, crack whore.||This vvebsite has been around long enough for a 13 year old to die of old age. At least thats what my mumsie told me. When I was 13. But here I lay in bed, to old and brittle to get up. I need to take my low dose aspirin and take a nap. Have a great dae.|
|22 Apr 2022||sofik||maybe drowing idk|
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|20 Apr 2022||Lifeobeu||i dont know, is it?|
|17 Apr 2022||Dave at suicide hotline.||Get a job at 1 800 suicide prevention. Listen to peoples problems for 6 months. Then you wont care how. So just keep in mind when you call these numbers for emotional support and council to not kill yourself.... You are contributing to that person killing themselves. So call them. Everyday. Tell them you just need to talk and you will be ok. And you can tell when its their 4th or 5th month, because when you tell them your problems all they say is damn, thats messed up. When they say that lay it on thick with your issues. In 30 days they will be blowing their brains out.|
|17 Apr 2022||Bob Ross||Have you ever made mistakes in life? Yea, lets turn them into birds. There, they are birds now, and they can just fly away.|
|15 Apr 2022||Some Fella||c.a. best modern mouchette user|
|15 Apr 2022||bobalony barhcur||Go on a game show on tv. On tv walk over to your opponent shake their hand and say, "looks like your a big winner today" then pull out a knife, stab them over and over grasping their hand so tight they can not escape and you just keep stabbing them. Then declare yourself the winner. Demand the money then say nevermind, pull out a gun and shoot your self.|
|14 Apr 2022||kira||what is being alive anyways ? what do you consider being dead ?? to me i am already dead.
but its not like my opinion matters!!!!
|14 Apr 2022||kira||the first time i thought about suicide was when i was 9
i wished i didnt wake up almost every day
|14 Apr 2022||GOODBYE FOREVER.||Get a gun...im sorry but thats the only exit|
|12 Apr 2022||de4d angel||drinking bleach|
|12 Apr 2022||Nobody||Put a fork in a electric socket.|
|09 Apr 2022||Bill Mayur||They must be putting something in the food these days. I have extreme gas that does not stink, but the farts dont want to come out. Oh how I strain and push. I am always concerned I am going to crap my pants. If I am at home I most certainly do not mind and I often do crap myself. Just to feel the warm mushy excrement fill every void within my pants. I love to sit in my recliner and crap myself, and then watch the game show network for hours. Its all re-runs. I have watched so many times I have memorized the answers. So my friends come hang out and are amazed with my trivia knowledge, and my huge craps.|
|08 Apr 2022||Keanu Gump||What if I told you thats not air you are breathing?
I would have to ask you how many blue and red pills you took.