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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|10 Aug 2022||truth||It should be fairly easy to get a wu-flu "vax-EEns"
After that just wait for heart inflamation, heart go boom. Or it will give you cancer. Or the prions will give you dementia and turn your brain into banana pudding.
And lets not forget. They said it was 95% effective. They never said what it was 95% effective at. Its obviously not you wont get sick. Like every other vaxEENs. Really its 95% effective at killing 95% of the people who took it. For science and shit. Welcome to the new age of biological warfare. Genocide. Next up, ww3? Just may very well be. But for sure get ready to be hungry, because they want to starve the world into submission.
So no need to kill yourself. The party is about to begin.
|09 Aug 2022||#dontbeafag||All the fudge packers are coming out the closet since Putin released monkeypox on the world. And when they do come out the closet with all those bumps, bleeding, oozing infectious nastiness... Lets just break their knees with a tire iron. Every time you hit those knees and crush bone yell loudly, monkey pox. Whamo, monkey pox.|
|09 Aug 2022||⅙||4745 days. Not counting leap year days because I dont know when you were born but yeah, 4745 days is all the days you will have lived at 13 years old.
Thats not very many days. At 26 years old its only a little over 9k days.
Lettuce say someone lives a long life. Even that number of days lived is not super impressive. What can we say then? Life seems long to us as we live it out, day by day. But the truth is no one gets to live long. We tell our selves when I get old...
Truth is, you only get so many days. And 4745 days is just not very long.
|08 Aug 2022||Рената||Жить долго и счастливо, долбоебы и дед инсайды, трахайтесь и будьте здоровы|
|02 Aug 2022||improv comedy night w/popcorn||Call around to hardware stores, auto part stores, plumbing supply stores. Ask if they have long zip-ties. Get zipties to your room. Loop them and put around your neck, and cinch it down super tight, so you cant breathe. Then go running around in the living room and watch the panic once they realize you have zip-ties on your neck. And do it when your siblings friends are over. Post tramatize stress their kids out too. They all get to see you turn red, blue, pale, and struggle for air. They will cry a river of tears in your memory. A memory of only a short moment, but the echos of the screams will last a lifetime. However short that may be.|
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|28 Jul 2022||Лалалалал&||Повеситься|
|26 Jul 2022||Sophia||Follow @yentlcartman on Instagram|
|25 Jul 2022||⁴⁷t⁶⁶||The best way will depend on the individual. For example, someone who likes sushi, they would fly to Tokyo, eat the finest sushi that can be found worldwide, and very possibly get drunk on some rice wine. Then jam some chop sicks thru your eyes and into your brain. But not everyone like sushi. Some are repulsed. So maybe you like a blended/puree fruit drink all the ignorant ass yuppies call "smoothies". Smh, a global generation of pansy asses who think they are so smart compared to everyone else to ever walk the earth. Yeah, so the best way for someone who likes puree fruit drinks is to get run over by a log truck loaded down and Get turned into a "smoothie".|
|23 Jul 2022||fliwer||i did it wit blades. i dont want to die but many people think i do. in fact, i sometimes overplay it. its not good, i know(
i cant do anything with it and i think some ppl may understand me
|23 Jul 2022||cory/sirius||i onhesly think just ,,,, overdosing would work, i tried it because i ahvent been talking to my bf at all and its afected me i ahvent died yet sadly though|
|22 Jul 2022||Noah||Take your love life partner on walk and also keep a knife in somewhere hidden on you, once their distracted, you stab yourself while their distracted|
|22 Jul 2022||the watcher||when you do, i|
|22 Jul 2022||Nazareth||First grab a knife, once you got the knife put your hand in a comfortable position, when you relaxed your arm, Make sure to make really deep cuts on your arms you stupid bitch.|
|22 Jul 2022||Noah||Take your friend on a walk to the bridge or waterfall damp, once their distracted go over the railing with a huge rock you left there last night, once they see you over the railing, you jump off|
|20 Jul 2022||moose knucle vs. moustache||I feel as though we have grown apart. I know it was a little strange when i brought home antler. And you didnt like it when I would speak with antler. I just dont know how to get you to understand its not just a dead cow skull. It talks to me. Antler is just my friend. And there is no need for you to be jealous. Maybe if you didnt hate antler he would talk to you to.|
|18 Jul 2022||твой хуй||иди нахуй безпапная)))))))|
|16 Jul 2022||Pavel||You are sick? you need to go to a psychiatric hospital, this is a toy for you|
|11 Jul 2022||алиса, фая l||думаю, наглотаться таблеток-неплохой вариант|
|06 Jul 2022||Dyl||i dont know|