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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
baader-meinhoff Realize, that shit is life and earth is a cemetery. That's the circle of life
Thea paint yourself with toxic paint and wait until your pores open and then suffocate. jiggy jiggy joom. =oD
Jack Pop rocks and soda.
nikicoco Well frankly if you're under 13 and allowing yourself to taste the notion of suicide then you must already know, so for you to be asking such a question, I presume that you are seeking something else...
F.C. Little children should kill themselves by hanging themselves from swingsets on a windy day, so they sway in the breeze.
neo I go to only to find you trying to kill yourself . . . not to mention that the last time you updated "the best answers of 1999" was on my birthday . . but anyways, what are you doing?!
You are going off "mainstream society" in order to gain recognition and popularity because different is in and by asking what is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13, you are basically getting attention because this a different and unique approach to being different and that's why people are interested but soon it will fade unless you keep doing new things spontaneously (which is a contradiction of itself but then again, it's not) which you are doing and therefore it won't fade.
I don't know how you will react to this (you will probably react by answering this with a statement that makes my answer just like anyone elses: unique but just that), but whatever, i just have to say this and then i'll end it !
I don't know how you will react to this, but when we meet, i will tell you or rather show this power we all have and not trying to be cocky or anything, you enjoy spending time with me as i will enjoy spending time with you and once i go back from meeting you, you won't ask this question no more . . . i guarantee it . . . and what question will you be asking then? well, i'll tell you when i meet you. take care.
Also, if being different, unique, and spontaneous is the new and kool thing to be in life, as you so promote it yourself, then soon that will be a repetitive and boring thing and anyone who does will be normal . . so then, the people that are not like us (different, unique, and spontaneous) and are more ordinary and stuff, then these people will be consider different.
So in other words, whether you want to or not, everything becomes a fad and that everything becomes a cliche and basically everything is a circle what comes around goes around. So basically, what is the thing that will be not repetitive nor a cliche, but rather a unique approach to life in every era? well, once again i'll tell you when I met you. Sorry about that. Take care of yourself. Bye
Brian Dugg Well when I was 13, I thought about filling my school bag with bricks and jumping off a bridge.
Still not ready The best way is to commit suicide is to allow it to happen, naturally ! But be prepared, It can be pleasurable and at times, inflict unbearable pain, It may take a lifetime to acheive the final results.
Dan By submitting to the distractions inflicted on us all by the media as a whole (I.E.: Barney)
Lauren Razorblades, quick and inexpensive. Good shocker as well.
Daniel Gorge yourself on a great meal, have sex with the man/woman who turns you on the most, doing everything you've never dared to admit you wanted to do. Then get two cinderblocks, put your arms through the holes and handcuff yourself. Walk into the sea and take a deep breath. This will take courage and determination, but that is part of suicide.
Zaid Fakhouri to drink a fine tasted medicine
Steve A noose, a knife, a bottle of arsenic, and 10 sticks of dynamite.
William E. Rumsey I'm not sure, but I'm willing to bet the bible has something in it that will help you.

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Put a shotgun in your pussy and pull the trigger until it goes "click".
yrmom have sex
Jeff When I was under 13, actually from the time my mom married my stepfather until I was about 16 I thought about this a lot. I used to dream of throwing myself from the grand canyon or the empire state building and feeling the peace of a certain soon-to-be-realized destiny of WHICH I HAD CONTROL! My best was falling... maybe a set of miniscule wings would be helpful- but i would have definitely fallen.
Jucky Take away the food dish of a dog that isn't through eating. (It works best if the animal is large with a bad temper, although try it on a chihuahua and there wouldn't be enough left of you to bury)
Ross Hey, Well since I tried it and was declared clinically dead i really don't recommend it too highly as it is the most frightening thing you will ever try. Move on to a new buzz word and leave Suicide alone.
PS: my girlfriend and long term companion killed herself last year. Don't try it and certainly don't think about it. It only leads to people like me...
pretending to be a chef (playing with knives)
seeing how long you can stay underwater in the tub
jump off the roof, if not high enough... find something that is.
strangle yourself (use your fathers belt) play in traffic.
open up a monitor, then touch the terminals with your tongue...
rig the microwave door so it doesn't need to be shut.
decide to die
sailor Throw yourself in front of a train.
Damian just give up living, lay down and wait for death to come to you
Jason Mescia Stand underneath a bell that is not too big and have someone ring it over and over...then have them cut it so it falls on you and you die...when they take it will be a bell-shaped bloody pulp.
Roger take a baseball bat and beat yourself into a coma after singing a do not recessitate order with the hospital... You aren't even 13 yet but i can already tell you grow up to be a dumbass. go ahead and rid thew world while you are ahead.
Chris wear a hanson shirt to a TOOL concert.
BackLarau Find those little bottles in your momas medicine cabinet that say "keep out of reach of children" and take a whole bunch of whats inside.
notanybody If you feel suicidal then it is as if a part of you is already dead. The objective is to bring back the parts of you that make living worthwhile. Go outside and breath what is left of fresh air or go find fresh air. Drink good clean water... Eat healthy foods and stay away from empty things like alcohol, candy, tobacco and drugs which promise you everything and give nothing and only take from the body and soul in the process... Avoid those who suck off your sould until there is nothing left to live for and remember evil always desires to destroy good spiritually or physically even if it be by mental manipulation..Is it possibly possible that evil would prefer to remove you if you be good? Go exercise healthy ways.
notanybody If you want to die then you reject the awful things that have happened to you around you which would desire to consume you just as those who did awful things to you were consumed by. It is not easy to stay alive and survive and many who are here are the walking dead in spirit and body. Such a beautiful person who has now become what consumed her soul as I see it... Shame that such a person could not learn from experience and teach us how to overcome and cope against all odds and survive to not become the victimizer after being the victim of such victimizers. Many of us have suffered such tragedies in our lives and still have not allowed ourselves to accept such treatment and abuses or to become consumed by such awful things. Escape it not possible for in death the torture can continue. Shame that it be. Suicide only allows those who choose to destroy you to suceed... I myself never regretted in the future after the abuses and beatings and molestations and rapes as a child to stand up for children who suffered so much worse or similar in thier lives. I suppose I am fortunate that God helped me survive and kept me alive...It is a shame that Mouchette was not rescued by God to become a savor to those others like her who suffer silently and unheard as children. I myself understand Mouchette's feelings of a loss of hope. But in all to persevere such that those of us who reject such and do not become consumed by such terrible deceptions and adversity we still stand the ground between the lost and dead souls who still walk the earth and those who still have life inside.
notanybody Anybody can teach you how to quit or be as bad as those who abuse you...but notanybody can give you a survival kit. Have faith and believe for there are many who were before you and after who have suffered and stood up against serious inhumanities such as Ghandi and Martin Luther King. Live to be such a leader and believe in what you stand up against and be willing to die for the truth and what you believe in and your soul shall know immortality if that is what it desires... Personally I would like a vacation... I am feeling a bit down myself.. Hope you feel better soon...
notanybody The best way to kill yourself is to stand up for other peoples rights such that those who wish to oppress them kill you. That way you have died a correct and proper way. Personally I prefer to stand up safely then run away such that I can stand up again another day... Do you not worry about those who are not wise enough to care about you giving you sad bad advice because they are just as sick as those who would hurt Mouchette? Anyone can make ugly disgusting repulsive art and words but very few can give hope and help others overcome especially those who have quit or been allowed to quit... It is much more difficult to build than to destroy ruin or impoverish others and the world... I know because I have experienced both sides in my life and regret if I ever did any harm as little as it may have been or as great. It seems that no matter how I try I cannot quit thinking about how I may have ignorantly caused anyone suffering. I know of a man who lost hope... a very beautiful man everyone loved... he had a child too... he took a hose and put it in his car from the exhaust... and left this world to miss him and a daughter who will never know how wonderful a person he was. I just wonder if he ever knew how much he was loved by the mother of his child and all his friends... I guess we all forgot to tell him or were not there on that day. All it did was leave grief and unhappiness behind because he made so many of us feel good around him because over all he was a good man. And we will always wonder what sent Kenny to the point and brink of such despair... I should only hope that others realize it is not so bad and it will pass and some day you can over come it if you continue trying... I have my days... but suicide is very dangerous... I know of a woman who survived shooting herself in the head she is now disabled... Such a shame for such a beautiful young woman. Think of what it is like for those of us who are left behind who have to clean up the mess of such selfish people ...If you decide to leave at least do not leave us a bloody mess to make the grief and misery and guilt any worse because we had to do something like work that day to pay for food for our children on the day you decided you could not cope and did not have the wisdom to seek out someone to help who cared.

There are a great many other women named Mouchette I am sure of that. You can look in the history books to find if any did anything great and if not maybe you can do something great to change the fate of all Mouchette or even discuss better ways in your art of how to survive such terror and suffering. Mouchette saw no hope in her life for she had never seen anything pleasant. It is the nature of unpleasantness to overcome us at times... but look at Anne Frank she made sure she was happy in all adversity and she was surrounded by much greater misery and suffering than Mouchette did... and she tried to survive to the end... eventually she was killed too but she wrote a book that made her a legend. Movies are done to make money, to make comments, to pay bills for adults... to make a name and increase economic reward. I see very little hope in what transpired with Mouchette and wonder if indeed she committed suicide or if that was just assumed... In such a horrid environment is it not possible she was murdered?... You have the ability to change what her story wa,s interpreted to be, if indeed it has any truth to it... Whomever wrote it, if it be fiction, suffers from a lack of a feeling of control in their lives... There is a degree to which we cannot control what happens to us such as raining upon us... But I prefer to say to myself if I had not decided to walk outside without an umbrella then I would not have gotten rained on. What I like to do is to learn from my mistakes and suffering such that I do not repeat the same. A great many females have suffered such fates as Mouchette but have gone on to be better parents and to never allow themselves to fall prey to such sick and weak persons as those who hurt Mouchette. I myself have experienced similar stuff and have helped a child who suffered the same so greatly she was unable to learn in school... After I worked with her she learned how to read and write from her own desire to better herself such that her children when she had them would not suffer in the poverty that she had. She has received an Ebony award, has done antidrug talks, performed in public, danced in public and when I began working with her she could barely talk she was so afraid ....she is a snotty teenager now but she talks back and stands up for herself and no one will ever hurt her the way they did when she was a helpless child with a crack addict mother who was so out of it she had no idea what her boyfriend was doing to her child. She is a very very beautiful young lady now and hopes to go to college to be a lawyer...helping her helped me overcome what I went through alone. At least you have stood up and exposed what has happened to Mouchette ...Why not have people discuss what they feel about the movie and what she could have done to escape or that we should have more protection and help for abused children like Mouchette ...Those type of people hide in cracks and crannies and look for those they can victimize so don't go in such places and make children aware of such with the power of your art.

Dear Notanybody,
I was very moved by all the texts you wrote me.
Be sure I shall publish it on my site for others to read.
And I will let you know when it's there

Lynn Taylor

Thank you very much.. I had such a rough teen life as my parents were divorced and used us as pawns... There were times with how difficult it is to grow up and change inside and outside I wished I was dead. Now I am older I am glad to be alive and am happy. Hormones are so hard to adjust to from being a child to having such a different body... Sometimes I wish I was still as good as I was in many ways as I was when I was a teenager... But today I had a young man almost half my age ask me out so I do not feel so bad to be so old now... I learned a great deal growing up during my suffering because I chose to learn from it and had very little choice in doing so. I am sure to some extent someone or something looked out for me and carried me. I guess if it was an angel then possibly the angels were too busy to help Mouchette or allowed her to be free of all her suffering and had compassion... I am never sure how to interpret being so well protected and being kept from harm in my life and guided to do so... I guess we can only hope that what has transpired with Mouchette eventually will be used as some sort of inspiration to help the suffering children of this world who often become suffering adults who too often bring more suffering into this world in the process. I was beaten as severely as Hitler... Mouchette who was abused probably worse than Hitler chose to take that abuse inward and end her suffering... Hitler chose to take that abuse outward that he recieved as a child against the Jews and the Germans who both abused him. I have chosen to try to live and improve myself and to help others overcome what I have suffered through though often I am not sure how to do that. For a brief while I taught school. I guess just not even being overwhelmed by life and surviving is enough some days.

I wish you the best. I do art too... but I try to do things children like and make them smile. Because I have had so much ugliness in my life I prefer to bring a little more beauty into my life and others is not easy to keep that attitude but feeling any other way else does not make me feel I do things to make myself feel better and others as it makes me feel good...

I am glad that it made you feel better if it did that... It makes me feel a little better about living through being severely abused as a child and teenager.

Children who are beaten severely have to turn off such feelings or die from the pain. Often it makes them into insensitive adults or frightened adults or abusive adults. I see Mouchette as soft and caring who was not completely destroyed by her abuse such that she was not consumed by it such that she did more of the same such as Hitler did.

It is a shame that more of the world does not realize how precious the Mouchettes are and does not protect them and help them get over it. My friend's grandaughter is a Mouchette and she has survived because in this day and age we talk about what has always happened and been hidden. She has had counseling and help to overcome being abused as a child in some sort of personal female manner. Helping her helped me over come some of the abuse I suffered when I was young and made me feel much better about myself. That is very important ..quite possibly all of Mouchette's self esteem and self worth and hope were taken completely from her.
I am not sure ...what do you think actually happened to her and was her choice? I often think in such a horrid environment maybe a terrible spirit or person took her life from her because she was just too good for her world ...just as you depict her as an angel you think so ...Maybe we can pray that Mouchette has become and angel to help other children and teenagers who suffer such horrid fates? I am sure she would care even if no one in the entire world think so?

I have to go I am supposed to be doing something for a friend who wants to acquire a highschool equivalency diploma. I am teaching her currently how to write an essay. She did very well tonight on her first one ...I am very impressed I am going to send it to the whitehouse about homelessness and type it out to encourage her. Best Wishes and thanks.
Thank you.

Lynn Taylor

This is a link to help others for child abuse...It was just on my advertisement links for my email
They have many links at this page if you want to check it out but be aware you may run into many sad letters or information along the way..try to understand and not be consumed by it..ok?

jojo be a nigger and live in maud
Ian Cholesterol. It's a slow build up really. Fried egg every morning and in 20 or 30 years BAM!
Well, you can start when you're under 13. Running with pointed sticks, they had me believe, but that was just to throw me off from the real danger.
Samael The best way is to take LSD, then slit the arteries in your wrists and ankles. When you have done this, draw a warm bath. This will make the pain go away. Then, simply fall asleep. And Mouchette shall be not more.
i do not like my real name, so my name is remekreh The most convenient way to kill yourself when you are under thirteen is to close yourself in a closet with a towel blocking the space under the door and take all of the household chemicals you can find and open them in the closet with yourself in there. Inhale all the fumes and suffocate your brain with the fumes, you will also feel euphoric from the lack of oxygen. Sorry for the run on sentence

You figure it out

When god comes back you will be crying. Thats my answer. God bless you.
c rongey burned alive
sarah slit ure rists and sit in a bathtub
dB to stand on a white chair and jump off of it onto the short space while in your mind you fall 900 thousand feet to nowhere. Imagination is sweet, but too much sweetness can kill you.
Anubis i would read the entire dictionary and not eat until i can memorize each word
angela boredom. especially w/ idiots around. kills the spirit everytime
Candice L. Become a bitter 27-year old!
meg Jumping off the slide
Mike da 'Shroom 1) Rip open the stomach of that polyester teddy that hates you so much.
2) Stick your HEAD inside the teddy's stomach. Give the bOUNCYBEAR head FIRST IF you think it'll make YOU feel better.
3) If not, Shove your childish head within the bear...
4) Set fire to little teddy. The flames wont kill you, but the lethal fumes from burning artificial fibres will. Mmmm.
Arj An Ecstacy/Mdma overdose has got to be the way to go. Imagine going out in a blaze of drug-induced super-happiness before your brain finally implodes on itself and you fade away without even realising you're about to die.
Just make sure you do overdose!
reaper Choke to death on a rubber chicken!


Smell your underwear
Tony I really hope this is a joke, At thirteen sometimes suicide feels like a great option, BUT , it's not. get a dog or something, learn to play guitar, ride a bike, go hiking with your new pet, or, just find a nice place to sit, relax, and enjoy being thirteen.
craig draper smack yourself in the head repeatedly
Mr Bigglesworth Hit yourself in the head with a hammer!!!
Dacarlo Walk into a busy road. Play with matches. Take an electrical appliance into the bath. Go with strangers.
Jerry Suh Not believeing Jesus is the Christ , and son of GOD.
Avery death by Chupa Chups! could there BE a SWEETER way to go?
Medard The best way to commit suicide is to allow yourself, for even a moment, to believe that consciousness and existence are not the most wonderful collisions of chance and to truly appreciate them as such. If you succeed in this, you are already dead.
Harold Burns Drink Alcohol
Dan Pulling your own heart out and then eating it just before you drop dead.
Fabio Castro The best way to kill yourself is visting Colombia mountains and travelling at the Santuario (antioquia) and stay in the street at 10:00 clock in the principal place. There is no escape...
grogthecaveman Go to school
k fork into a socket
Brandon go into daddy's sock drawer, get out his loaded .45, place it against your head and pull the trigger.
Mario nothing too complicated just hold your breath. It is not the easyest way, but you don't need any tools and no one else is needed or used
Dorian keep your head under the pillows to suffocate.
drew a lot of sexxxxxxx
Jesus Mariongosef self-inflicted chainsaw wound.
Kent Roberts Hang yourself with a rope made of pubic hair.
psyphex sameer kerosene and fire.
stand in the middle of a highway.
jump off the top level of your primary school.
plastic bags make good face masks.
jump off of your moms mini van when its going over 50.
jason First you get some hand cuffs (2 pair) and a couple chains with a hook on them. Next you cuff you feet together and attach a chain to your ankle cuffs and secure it on a street lite in a busy intersection. The next set of cuffs is place simirlarly on your hands and when a bus or large truck stops next to you, you get ready. When they start to drive off you place the hook on your hands on their bumper and BAMB!!! Death by Dismemberment.
Fred Flinstone

jerk off til you starve

updated the 11 dec 1999

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