What is the best way to commit suicide when you're under 13?

Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.

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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?

08 May 2002 anonymous this is the most sick website i've ever seen, i thought i was fucked up until i visited this.

02 May 2002 fuck you you are a sick fuck and if i ever see this product on the market i will kill you, i swear to god i will

29 Apr 2002 dana you are fucking crazy

10 Apr 2002 A LISTENING EAR WHOMEVER CREATED THIS SITE IS FUCKING SICK. YOU NEED TO SEEK SOME PROFESSIONAL HELP. I AM REPORTING THIS SITE TO OFFICIAL GOVERNMENT AGENCIES. YOU WILL BE PROSECUTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HOPE YOU DIE IN JAIL!!!!!!!!!!

28 Mar 2002 Bob WTF! Why do you want to kill yourself!! People love you! Your parents, they clothe u, put a r0ff over u, and if they didn't they would kick u out, suicide is not the answer!!! You will go to hell and burn for eternity! Yes there is a God and heaven and hell! Killing yourself is murder and you will go to hell! FOREVER! IT'S JUST NOT WORTH IT!!!

26 Mar 2002 doug what is wrong with you you sick fuck
that is not something to fuck with so i suggest you stop advertising about it.

16 Mar 2002 >schalke 04< This site is really the pits>>>>

15 Mar 2002 Simon Cowel I do have friends Mouchette but I, like everyone, have a certain amount of spare time. When searching for advice to help a suicidal friend, I did not expect to come across such a site as this.
More than anything it disgusts me. And if you want 'amusing' posts then you could surely think of a better way than this? Have you considered that many of the people here are really toying with the idea of taking their lives, and, how do YOU personally feel about that?
Does it not bother you, even if very deep down?
I do not know much about you, but I guess you are quite fucked up. Have you ever experienced suicide in its rawest? I seriously doubt you have - to see a cold, pale dead body hanging there in your garage, or to see a young girl whos face has turned yellow and her kidneys are failing, and she is in so much pain, well have you?
Since you are so proud of your site maybe you should get out there and see it all for real.

12 Mar 2002 Simon Cowell Mouchette, you make up all this shit yourself. Why bother? No one thinks you are great or anything, and, what do you have to gain from this site? Ok, a few laughs at funny posts, but suicide is much more than that! God knows even who the hell you are and you must have a such a sad sad life. Go and find some friends like the rest of us!

10 Mar 2002 Chris List was shit... do your research half of that shit wouldn't work.. and i always thought god was the one to decide when we were suposed to die... being negative isn't cool... get over yourselves and find a better outlet for your negativity. If you are feeling suicidal... there is help... just like if you get a broken leg you get a doc and fix it... your your pasychi breaks down you should do the same. :):X

09 Mar 2002 Ashraff i have to say that this website is just so unhelpful!!!!!!
all the ideas here are crap and are basically just the same ones repeated over and over again. if you are clever enough to decide that u want to commit suicide then u will surely also be old enuff to know how to kill urself!
i really doubt that whoever started this thing is really bothered in forms of suicide, more likely trying to grab attention and appearing 'great' through being extreme enuff to develop such a site - similar to madonna, shocking your audience does seem to get more attention?
good luck but, well, u must have a sad life if all u can do is this, i find it more interesting to watch an n'sync concert! (and don't say, "well why did you bother coming here then?") cos i like to browse the web, and i do often come across lots of these 'out there' sites, but this takes the fuck!ng biscuit!!

RIH & ST! PLEASE!!

07 Mar 2002 meika This one is for you mouchette. Do you think that by enabling a site such as this that you can possibly give suicidal people good ways of executing themselves?... Do you feel that by creating a site that relies on shock value is able to get more notice than an artist in an art gallery?... If I was to take a picture of myself taking a shit from the back end and grinnin' do you think that it would cause the same kind of publicity that you have managed to gain here?

I want a personal answer not the same one that you send out to every one that writes something down here.

If I get that same answer I will know that the idea of mouchette has lost its potential value as art.

02 Mar 2002 Tami i came on here to spill my guts, pain, and sadness with non judgemental strangers. all i got to do was boost the demented ego of some demented human being. i play with my own emotions enough by myself. i don't need any help from people like that. there are better sites to go to, and better people to talk to. if you haven't already guessed, i agree with Mr. Barone.

28 Feb 2002 Je me demande qui est l'ordure qui a publié ce site. Je préviens la GRC immédiatement. Gaëtan Roussy, psychologue

18 Feb 2002 Nayf Guys if u wanna kill yourself just go ahead and fucking do it don't moan about it. Just know this it is THE most selfish thing anyone can EVER do!!

13 Feb 2002 kate Mouchette,
I urge you to take this page down. I'm guessing that your essential reason for creating it was to gain attention as an artist. Well, I'm a senior at a prominent art school, and I have to tell you, this idea is crappy.
Shock value is simple and easy (both to create and to understand) but it is often devoid of richer readings. And in your case, tasteless.

10 Feb 2002 Suicidesux this is a stupid site. everyone who wants to kill themselves have to get help!! IM FUCKING SERIOUS, killing yourself isn't the answer! Get help, there is love out there for everyone!! don't cut yourself short of a life!!!!!

07 Feb 2002 .... I am writing in regards to the website you have posted on 101 ways to kill yourself. First of all I wanted to say, I had a very close friend kill himself almost a year ago and I know all too well what it is like to lose someone that means so much to you because they are so depressed they have no hope for a better tomorrow. Secondly, how dare you write something that incredibly terrible encouraging people to take their life? You are sick. All I have left to say is I hope that you never experience losing someone to suicide, and if you do I hope that they use one of your methods, so then you can go to sleep at night knowing how you helped. & don't say it's a joke or why does someone like myself even look up the shit you write, well newsflash, there was a college student not so far away from where I attend school, and he was 19 years old and well they found his body with a suicide note, along with the note they found something like what you wrote but by someone else, and well needless to say, they are going to sue the people who wrote it. So I hope you think about what you have helped doing. I hope maybe my writing will make you think about keeping your website. All you are doing is making a mockery of the people who have taken their lives, and the least you can do is respect them. I don't see how this can humor you or anyone else who reads it, if that is your intent. I was just searching to see if something like that really does exist and it makes me sick to know that people like you actually do exist.

22 Jan 2002 Sgt. Brabs HOW DARE YOU???

22 Jan 2002 Wouldn't you like to know! HOW SICK IS THIS SITE? DEATH IS NOT A JOKE - IT IS THE END, AND IT LASTS FOR ETERNITY! THERE IS NO COMING BACK AFTERWARDS. IT'S NOT SOMETHING TO JOKE ABOUT! OK, YOU CAN JOKE ABOUT SEX AND GUYS WITH SMALL DICKS OR BIG ONES, OR GALS WITH SILICONE TITS OR WHATEVER - BUT DEATH IS NOT A JOKE!!! ALMOST EVERYONE WHO HAS TRIED TO COMMIT SUICIDE HAVE TURNED ROUND AND SAID THAT THEY ARE GLAD THAT IT DIDN'T WORK. CAN YOU CONVERT THIS SITE INTO SOMETHING MORE POSITIVE? LIKE, GET PPL TO TELL YOU FUNNY SEXUAL EXPERIENCES OR SOMETHING? ANYTHING BUT THIS!!!!!! PLEASE I BEG YOU IF YOU HAVE A CONSCIENCE!

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Date	Name/email Nom/email	What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13? Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
08 May 2002	anonymous	this is the most sick website i've ever seen, i thought i was fucked up until i visited this.
02 May 2002	fuck you	you are a sick fuck and if i ever see this product on the market i will kill you, i swear to god i will
29 Apr 2002	dana	you are fucking crazy
10 Apr 2002	A LISTENING EAR	WHOMEVER CREATED THIS SITE IS FUCKING SICK. YOU NEED TO SEEK SOME PROFESSIONAL HELP. I AM REPORTING THIS SITE TO OFFICIAL GOVERNMENT AGENCIES. YOU WILL BE PROSECUTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HOPE YOU DIE IN JAIL!!!!!!!!!!
28 Mar 2002	Bob	WTF! Why do you want to kill yourself!! People love you! Your parents, they clothe u, put a r0ff over u, and if they didn't they would kick u out, suicide is not the answer!!! You will go to hell and burn for eternity! Yes there is a God and heaven and hell! Killing yourself is murder and you will go to hell! FOREVER! IT'S JUST NOT WORTH IT!!!
26 Mar 2002	doug	what is wrong with you you sick fuck that is not something to fuck with so i suggest you stop advertising about it.
16 Mar 2002	>schalke 04<	This site is really the pits>>>>
15 Mar 2002	Simon Cowel	I do have friends Mouchette but I, like everyone, have a certain amount of spare time. When searching for advice to help a suicidal friend, I did not expect to come across such a site as this. More than anything it disgusts me. And if you want 'amusing' posts then you could surely think of a better way than this? Have you considered that many of the people here are really toying with the idea of taking their lives, and, how do YOU personally feel about that? Does it not bother you, even if very deep down? I do not know much about you, but I guess you are quite fucked up. Have you ever experienced suicide in its rawest? I seriously doubt you have - to see a cold, pale dead body hanging there in your garage, or to see a young girl whos face has turned yellow and her kidneys are failing, and she is in so much pain, well have you? Since you are so proud of your site maybe you should get out there and see it all for real.
12 Mar 2002	Simon Cowell	Mouchette, you make up all this shit yourself. Why bother? No one thinks you are great or anything, and, what do you have to gain from this site? Ok, a few laughs at funny posts, but suicide is much more than that! God knows even who the hell you are and you must have a such a sad sad life. Go and find some friends like the rest of us!
10 Mar 2002	Chris	List was shit... do your research half of that shit wouldn't work.. and i always thought god was the one to decide when we were suposed to die... being negative isn't cool... get over yourselves and find a better outlet for your negativity. If you are feeling suicidal... there is help... just like if you get a broken leg you get a doc and fix it... your your pasychi breaks down you should do the same. :):X
09 Mar 2002	Ashraff	i have to say that this website is just so unhelpful!!!!!! all the ideas here are crap and are basically just the same ones repeated over and over again. if you are clever enough to decide that u want to commit suicide then u will surely also be old enuff to know how to kill urself! i really doubt that whoever started this thing is really bothered in forms of suicide, more likely trying to grab attention and appearing 'great' through being extreme enuff to develop such a site - similar to madonna, shocking your audience does seem to get more attention? good luck but, well, u must have a sad life if all u can do is this, i find it more interesting to watch an n'sync concert! (and don't say, "well why did you bother coming here then?") cos i like to browse the web, and i do often come across lots of these 'out there' sites, but this takes the fuck!ng biscuit!! RIH & ST! PLEASE!!
07 Mar 2002	meika	This one is for you mouchette. Do you think that by enabling a site such as this that you can possibly give suicidal people good ways of executing themselves?... Do you feel that by creating a site that relies on shock value is able to get more notice than an artist in an art gallery?... If I was to take a picture of myself taking a shit from the back end and grinnin' do you think that it would cause the same kind of publicity that you have managed to gain here? I want a personal answer not the same one that you send out to every one that writes something down here. If I get that same answer I will know that the idea of mouchette has lost its potential value as art.
02 Mar 2002	Tami	i came on here to spill my guts, pain, and sadness with non judgemental strangers. all i got to do was boost the demented ego of some demented human being. i play with my own emotions enough by myself. i don't need any help from people like that. there are better sites to go to, and better people to talk to. if you haven't already guessed, i agree with Mr. Barone.
28 Feb 2002		Je me demande qui est l'ordure qui a publié ce site. Je préviens la GRC immédiatement. Gaëtan Roussy, psychologue
18 Feb 2002	Nayf	Guys if u wanna kill yourself just go ahead and fucking do it don't moan about it. Just know this it is THE most selfish thing anyone can EVER do!!
13 Feb 2002	kate	Mouchette, I urge you to take this page down. I'm guessing that your essential reason for creating it was to gain attention as an artist. Well, I'm a senior at a prominent art school, and I have to tell you, this idea is crappy. Shock value is simple and easy (both to create and to understand) but it is often devoid of richer readings. And in your case, tasteless.
10 Feb 2002	Suicidesux	this is a stupid site. everyone who wants to kill themselves have to get help!! IM FUCKING SERIOUS, killing yourself isn't the answer! Get help, there is love out there for everyone!! don't cut yourself short of a life!!!!!
07 Feb 2002	....	I am writing in regards to the website you have posted on 101 ways to kill yourself. First of all I wanted to say, I had a very close friend kill himself almost a year ago and I know all too well what it is like to lose someone that means so much to you because they are so depressed they have no hope for a better tomorrow. Secondly, how dare you write something that incredibly terrible encouraging people to take their life? You are sick. All I have left to say is I hope that you never experience losing someone to suicide, and if you do I hope that they use one of your methods, so then you can go to sleep at night knowing how you helped. & don't say it's a joke or why does someone like myself even look up the shit you write, well newsflash, there was a college student not so far away from where I attend school, and he was 19 years old and well they found his body with a suicide note, along with the note they found something like what you wrote but by someone else, and well needless to say, they are going to sue the people who wrote it. So I hope you think about what you have helped doing. I hope maybe my writing will make you think about keeping your website. All you are doing is making a mockery of the people who have taken their lives, and the least you can do is respect them. I don't see how this can humor you or anyone else who reads it, if that is your intent. I was just searching to see if something like that really does exist and it makes me sick to know that people like you actually do exist.
22 Jan 2002	Sgt. Brabs	HOW DARE YOU???
22 Jan 2002	Wouldn't you like to know!	HOW SICK IS THIS SITE? DEATH IS NOT A JOKE - IT IS THE END, AND IT LASTS FOR ETERNITY! THERE IS NO COMING BACK AFTERWARDS. IT'S NOT SOMETHING TO JOKE ABOUT! OK, YOU CAN JOKE ABOUT SEX AND GUYS WITH SMALL DICKS OR BIG ONES, OR GALS WITH SILICONE TITS OR WHATEVER - BUT DEATH IS NOT A JOKE!!! ALMOST EVERYONE WHO HAS TRIED TO COMMIT SUICIDE HAVE TURNED ROUND AND SAID THAT THEY ARE GLAD THAT IT DIDN'T WORK. CAN YOU CONVERT THIS SITE INTO SOMETHING MORE POSITIVE? LIKE, GET PPL TO TELL YOU FUNNY SEXUAL EXPERIENCES OR SOMETHING? ANYTHING BUT THIS!!!!!! PLEASE I BEG YOU IF YOU HAVE A CONSCIENCE!