|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|26 Jun 2001||josh||i'm 13, i know how life can suck more than anyone else, i know. in fact i tried to commit suicide once but even that failed. i suggest think about it, don't jump to conclusions just cause you didn't get wat you wanted for hanukah or christmas. think, then start smoking, like me, it's fun your parents abandon you, then you are free to wonder the world alone (or kill yourself).|
|21 Jun 2001||TJ||Hi, here is a story for you to help you understand why you feel the way you do. Imagine in the middle of you life you decide to move into an 8x8 room with no windows and doors. In that room you have a child. Over the years you draw pictures of trees and mountains and rivers so you child will know what the outside world is really like. Remember there are no windows or doors. As you child gets older he/she comes to you and say, "you know, trees are very small aren't they, and the world is pretty flat." At that moment you realize you can never explain what the real world looks like. They will never understand reality. We are the child in the story and God is the parents. And no matter what he can never explain to you what reality looks like. All God can do is tell us He loves us and to trust him. We are in a world where Satan is the prince, don't let him fool you to. In Christ, TJ|
|06 Jun 2001||chris||I am almost 17 years old. I appear to have a perfect life. I excel at baseball and football. Everyone thinks I am great at those sports. The truth is I hate football and my baseball seems to be slipping. My whole life is baseball. Without baseball I am nothing. With my game slipping I don't know that my life can go on. I have been very depressed for about six months now. One of my brothers is in federal court and my other brother is just kind of crazy. I do not think I can talk to them for help. I am too shy to get help from people. I am so shy that I can hardly talk to people. I just cannot bring words out of my mouth. I need something to get better or I need my life to be ended. Many many times I have wished that I could die.|
|04 Jun 2001||Velvet||Live until you get into high school. Then, let the teachers, cool kids, your parents, and the guidance counselors slowly kill your soul. As you get horrible grades and your parents keep on harrassing you about how you are "ruining your future," you will be alive, but not actually living. Pretty soon, you'll go insane and shove hot burning coals into your eyes at Christmas.
Another way you could die would be to work yourself to death. Never have fun, just work, work, work, work, etc.
Finally, (this is my favorite way) you could walk into school one day, get on the intercom and request that everybody come to the auditorium, proceed to tell everybody that they suck, and then shove two sharpened number two pencils up your nostrils. They must be number two or else it won't work right.
|11 May 2001||chris velilla||eat rat poison, drink bleach, slit ur wrists or throat, lie in the middle of the street and wait for a car to hit u, shoot urself in the head, snap ur own neck, hang urself.|
|27 Apr 2001||Anne Christianson||go jump in front of a bridge (NOT off the bridge!) I've never tried it myself|
|27 Mar 2001||Hannah||well first off i think that this page is bullshit. when i was 13 i was suicidal and i found out that it is bullshit also. i mean come on... life is hard BUT why kill yourself? It gets better, it can always get better and i dont give a damn if you disagree with me. Drugs and alcohol are stupid and they don't help, they make it worse. You all need to stop and think about the people that care about you, if you think you are alone you are not. And dont think that i am one of those christian assholes that are out to save you because i'm not. 3 of my friends have committed suicide in the last 4 years and it hurts like hell for us left behind. If you need someone to talk to email me. Suicide is overrated. You don't come back and people remember you as a pussy that couldn't handle reality. Reality fucking sucks. Live with it. It's all you can do.|
|28 Feb 2001||Chris Smith||Ok, I have killed myself many times. The best way to kill yourself is to papercut yourself and just let it bleed until all of your blood has drained out of your body and you are dead. I mean how can it get any less painless?!?!?!?!? It's worked for me MANY TIMES!!!! IT'S GREAT!!!!|
|28 Jan 2001||Chris Rhodes||shotgun through the mouth, levelled at the back of your head (double barreled). Believe me, you don't want to try it any other way, you might feel something.
Better yet, go get laid.
|22 Dec 2000||chris dunscomb||stick a pencil (sharp end up) up your nose and bang your head on the table.|
|15 Dec 2000||christopher||drink all the dangerous cleaning fluids that are in closets and under sinks, i.e. bleach, furniture polish, window fluid, etc WEE!|
|25 Nov 2000||Christopher Hollett||Use a knife
jump off your house or out a window
bang your head off something hard
stuff socks in your mouth
|24 Nov 2000||gm9||Are the ways are supposed to be different for a 13 years old? But maybe you could commit suicide in a Toys-R-us, by a bloody way, like making a deep cut in your neck from one ear to the other with a razorblade (or a very sharp knife). With this way, they would speak of you on CNN.|
|21 Nov 2000||chris||Get a houseboat on the canals of Amsterdam and dress sleazy. Then do rude things to your customers, you know, really rude things, they will kill you. It is sort of like suicide.|
|19 Nov 2000||Melody Lovejoy||With the Christmas season arriving, you could create a memorable holiday by hanging yourself from the tree. Maybe tie a card around your wrist, and hang mistletoe from your mouth? Your mom won't forget this one!|
|17 Nov 2000||Christopher Cohen Haffly||You're a complete lunatic if you think I'm going to potentially incriminate by 1) contributing the deliquency of a minor and 2) assisting in suicide. Freedom of speech does not extend to the transmission of criminal data and, fortunately or unfortunately depending on how you look at it, attempting suicide is illegal.|
|31 Oct 2000||christophegerbault.com||you make your guinea pig almost starving to death ( for 1 or 1 and a half week). Then you put your tiny little head in the cage in order to kiss it.|
|02 Oct 2000||christ||stab yourself in the head with big ass knives. straight through your skull. then if that doesn't work eat mom's pills. lots of them. munch'em down.|
|02 Oct 2000||coatner||There is no best way. You are better off if your pray to God. Pray to the Father in Jesus Christ's name. Ask for salvation, understanding, and deliverence. Read the Holy Bible.
Don't let Satan fool you as he is always trying to do. Trust in our Heavenly Father. Ask Him for help in Jesus Christ's Name. Watch Out! Do not let Satan deceive you. Satan wants you to destroy yourself; don't let Satan defeat you. Get into God's Word, the Holy Bible. Study the Holy Bible from the Hebrew and Greek manuscripts. Learn about the Truth. The is only one of you. God made only one of you. You are very special to Him.
Turn to God; He loves you. He wants your love. You are one of His Children.
|25 Sep 2000||ÃhriÃ||To go to the pixelated cat and DO NOT KILL IT. IT WILL EVENTUALLY KILL YOU. Even though you didn't kill yourself, you let something else kill you. It's kinda like suicide?|