|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|25 Jan 2002||Guardian||I'm 15, so I can't really tell you what the best way to kill yourself is when your under 13... not that that should make a difference or anything. Well anyways, what I would do, is first, find a gun. Any gun will do, preferably a semi-automatic... and make sure you have tons of ammo. Go to the main office at your school, make sure no one is around. Point the gun at the clerk, and demand the schedules for every jock and prep and christian freak, and goody goody jackass that ever wronged you. Make sure you know exactly what sport all the jocks play, and what position, AND that they are idiots, and their only hope of making it in life is a scholarship by sports. The preps/everyone else, don't really matter. Soon after you leave the office, I am sure your school will announce that it's time to go into lockdown procedure, or code red, or whatever the fuck they call it. Find every classroom that your victims might be in. Bust down the door, order everyone to stay perfectly still, except for your victim. Order them to stand up and come to the front of the room (of course, all of this would be much better if you had one of your homicidal/suicidal friends with you.. just wait, the good parts coming soon) If he happens to be a star quarterback, shoot him in the right shoulder. If he happens to be a soccer player, shoot him in the thigh, etc etc. But don't kill him, kill the preps and assholes, and everyone who doesn't have anything to live for but doesn't know it yet. Beforehand, be sure you leave a will and all that shit for your parents. continue your killing spree untill you get bored, or finish. Then with your remaining bullet, kill yourself. Otherwise, if you don't feel like going through all the trouble of killing all these people yourself, and the preplanning and all that, you can wait untill some other kid starts to shoot up the school, knock him out and take his stuff, when he wakes up, yell at him for being a moron, for a while, and then tell him your plan. ask him to help you out, if he doesn't, kill him and continue as above stated. Don't forget killing yourself in the end, but it's always best to get the assholes first.|
|22 Jan 2002||Kate Bush||Basically, diss Religion. Have sex in a church. Burn all the Bibles you can find, or use them to wipe your ass. Become an anti christ or something. Graffiti shit about God/Jesus on walls. Do ANYTHING that goes against religion. Before you burn all those Bibles, have a quick flick through them and see what it teaches you NOT to do - and do the opposite! Because of this disgraceful behaviour God will throw you into the the lake of fire or whatever it's called.
|22 Jan 2002||chris||ok i have thought about it again!!! and i said that gas is the best way b/c it would just kill u in under one minute, trust me i used it on my dog and it's killed in damn near instanly. but since i was sitting here thinkin about it i came up with a better solution: what u do is get some gun powder, i mean get a lot of it. and what u do with it is put it in ur mouth and make sure that u have ur mouth completely full. and what u do next is get a match and put it in your mouth. and before u know it ur head is off of the rest of ur body. this is what i think would work better than swallowing a cupful of gas. and ppl say that slitting ur wrist doesn't work. i have never tried it but most ppl are pussies when it comes to slitting ur wrist. if u are going to do it make sure that u use a big kitchen knife and it would be better if it had a schraded edge. don't press down softly either. make sure that u press down with all of u might and make sure that u are excluded from ppl. be somewhere in the country or some shit. and i have one last way that i am going to tell u about. well i sat here and thought about this one for a while. but u have to find someone that is willing to take the death penalty!!!!! but u put ur head on a cinder block and the u have ur comrad that is there with u get a sledge hammer and in just one blow to the upper part of the skull ur are dead instantly. so find someone that wants to die so they will be willing to go to prison or have them have a gun and as soon as they have hit u. they take their own life. well, ppl while i was writing this i thought about which way i'm going to go. i'm fixing to end this letter to y'all. but as soon as i get off the computer i'm going to get a knife and just slit the fuck out of both of my wrists and then im going to light up a ciggy and remember all of the good times in life like smoking that kill. so ppl i hope that i have helped u in anyway that i can. but plz don't send any responses b/c i won't be here to answer them. so peace to all of my suicidalholics. and i'm going to be dead in the next 10 mins. hell i may even light up a ciggy and a joint, no fuck a joint i want a sweet (blunt) well im outa here. and mom and dad if u read this i just want u to know that i love u . bye bye dead 17 yr old|
|22 Jan 2002||chris||yes ppl the best way that i can think of to kill urself is to get a metal container and and fill it with gasoline. and don't drink it real slow b/c u wont be able to. just take it and gulp down as much as u can b/c its doesn't take that much. well ppl i hope that i'm of some assistance to u. and feel free to email me.|
|22 Jan 2002||chris||hey ppl i am not 13 i am 17. and today i got arrested by the cops b/c of my parents. and now i'm thinkin about doin it. and i hope that they really know that i love them so much. but i am just sick and fuckin tired of living. they don't know how i fell right now. i am most likely going to be put on probation and i'm not goin to cut for that shit. i was on it for 15 mths and i hated it . it's all their fault b/c they didn't have to call the cops. i swear i think about this all day everyday. and i don't know which is the best way to do it but i think that i'm going to get a cup full of gas and just drink until i'm not here anymore. god i just love y'all so much, mom and dad and even jason. and at my funeral i want want y'all to play my favorite song. and that would be high so high by south park mexican. and i want y'all to know that i love y'all very much and it all didn't have to come about this way, but it is the best thing to make me and y'all both happy|
|06 Jan 2002||Billy Joe Jinkins||I have never tried to kill myself before so I wouldn't know the best way to do it. I used to work with a girl that killed herself, she put a pistol to her mouth, so I guess that wouldn't be a bad way to kill yourself. But in exactly 2 weeks what I am gonna do to kill myself is once it gets dark and all my neighbors are alseep I am going to go up on my roof and right out in front of my house I am going to tangle our Christmas lights around my neck as much as I can and then just jump to my death, instant death.|
|25 Dec 2001||GLORIA KNOWS ME||OKAY LET ME BRING IN THE NEW YEAR WITH SOME MORE DISGUSTING AND DISTURBING WAYS TO WACK YOURSELF. HEY IT'S CHRISTMAS TIME AGAIN RIGHT, SO WHY NOT WRAP YOURSELF IN CHRISTMAS LIGHTS AND THEN PLUNGE YOURSELF INTO A TUB OF EGGNOG.MAKE SURE YOU PLUG THE FUCKERS IN.
OR YOU COULD ALWAYS EAT SOME MISTLE TOE. BUT THE REAL REASON I AM WRITING THIS IS TO TELL YOU ABOUT THE MOST DISGUSTING WAY I CAN THINK OF. GET A LIDLESS MAYONAISE JAR, THEN GET A DIAMOND CUTTER AND SAW THE JAR IN HALF. THEN GET A NEW YORK CITY RAT. ONE THOSE BIG FAT MOTHER FUCKERS. THEN DROP IT IN THE END THAT IS THE BOTTOM OF THE JAR. NOW YOU NEED ABOUT 4 C.C. OF MORPHINE, NOT ENOUGH TO KILL YOU BUT MAKE YOU COMFORTABLY NUMB. THEN JAM THE RAZOR SHARP GLASS EDGES OF THE JARS INTO THE FRONT OF YOUR FACE AND THE ONE WITH THE RAT IN THE BACK OF YOUR HEAD. NOW THAT RAT IS GOING TO WANT TO GET OUT OF THAT JAR, IT WILL EVENTUALLY EAT THROUGH YOUR SKULL.
|07 Dec 2001||Forget me for real||Hey, come on? Who will really care if we die now or in 10, 20 or 50 years. Maybe few persons on the shock for few days, but you'll be forget soon later. Anyway, nobody cares about you during you're living, so, why they gonna do it after? 95% of the people are a bunch of hypocrits. The only ones who will remember you is the train, subway, truck or car driver hitting you and most of the times you survive. So, try something else. If you want to use someone to help you, attack cops. Anyway, they represent the shitty system we stuck for live in (but not for long.). About Christmas, who cares? That's only a commercial holiday to make you loading up your credit card to buy crappy gifts. Anyway, I already spent it by myself, alone and I survived as every other days before. About death, the good thing is that's the real end. There's nothing after: no paradise, no hell. Hell is on earth.
after that. The proof? What happens when you're well sleeping or go under surgery at the hospital? The same, you're getting lost in kinda black hole. So, remember there's always someone worst than you, but who cares? Do it, but do it well or you gonna eat a real big shitload. Rope seems a good choice. Guns are too complicated to deal with. Bridges are too busy and you're getting people watching you or calling in the freakin' cops.
|06 Dec 2001||IS IT TRUE THAT RIGHT HANDERS ARE MORE LIKELY TO KILL THEMSELVES? THAT'S WHAT I'VE HEARD ANYWAY. I'LL LIST A FEW FAMOUS DEAD PEOPLE FOR YOU SOME COMPLETED SUCIDE OTHERS OVERDOSED ON DRUGS.
SID VICOUS. RIVER PHENOX. JOHN BELUCHY. JIMMY HENDRIX. JIM MORRISON . CHRIS FARLY. JERRY GARCIA. JANIS JOPLIN. VINCENT VAN GOH. TWO PEOPLE THAT LIVE ON MY STREET
|06 Dec 2001||ALL MOST DEAD||I've seriously tried killing myself several times. I've overdosed on over the counter medication on several occasions. I wouldn't suggest trying it unless you know it will work because it hasn't for me and It's just caused me a lot of pain.
Now I have to go through therapy and I hate the doctors. I wish they would really help me out and give me effective ideas on how to go about it. Hell they're getting paid, they might as well make the miserable happy! They've given me medication but it just elongates the pain I feel. I'm suffering and I want to find my way out. I wish I weren't typing this now because about half an hour ago I tried hanging myself for the third time. Damn't I have the worst luck nothing works . Slashing your wrists is to painful . All I know is that if you want to hang yourself because it's possibly the best way to kill yourself next to being shot through the temple or receving lethal injection from a dr. kavorcian. FIND A STRONG CEILING FIXTURE IN YOUR HOUSE OR GARAGE. FIND A VERY STRONG THIN AND TIGHT CORD. FASTEN IT TO THE FIXTURE (A CEILING BOARD ECT.)
TIE A NOUSE IF YOU KNOW HOW IT IS VERY SIMPLE (I FOUND OUT HOW TO ON THE WEB MANY MONTHS AGO). TIGHTEN THE CORD AROUND YOUR NECK AND JUMP . DON'T PUSS OUT . I'VE FOUND THAT HEAT MAKES IT EASIER TO HAVE THE RIGHT MINDSET FOR SUICIDE. TURN UP YOUR FURNACE TO 80 DEGREES. TAKE A VERY HOT BATH AND BUNDLE UP (IF GOING OUTSIDE OR JUST DO IT FOR THE HECK OF IT) I hope this works. This is what i plan on doing when things work out for me. So far I've tried a shoe lace (on for boots) but it broke and left an embarassing rope burn around my neck for about a week. I've tried twice since. The second time i upgraded to a cable (from a nintendo). It also broke. Today. December 6 twenty day from my 18th birthday I used a extension cord. I'd suggest it because they are very strong. I think anyway. The fixture I'm using consists of about ten nails nailed to a board in my garage. But I need to come up with something better because today when I heroically thought I was jumping to my death and I would meet god and all his holy angels. du du du. The cord didn't have a good grip and came untied . F##! me slowly. All this means that I will have to try this again when no one but me is home and I can go through the sacred suicidal ritual again . The show will go on temporaraly. Folk, I don't, my family doesn't, and my doctors don't think I will last very long. I WON'T SEE CHRISTMAS THIS YEAR. I'LL BE GRATEFULLY DEAD. I'LL BE SINGING IN THE BOTTOM OF THE GRAVE. AS HENDRIX SANG 'I DON'T LIVE TODAY! MAYBE TOMORROW BUT I JUST CAN'T SAY.' SO I THINK I'LL JUST FLOAT AWAY TO THAT BEAUTIFUL SONG.
GOOD NIGHT . SLEEP TIGHT
|04 Dec 2001||Chris||OK. Suicide is selfish. One of my best friends attempted it (with no good reason) and failed. She was worse off afterwards. If something sucks, fix it! Move away, seek counseling, whatever. Don't wait for the world to get better, it won't... Anyhow, the best way is:
1: Go on top of a large (at least 50 feet) building.
2: Tie your feet to something sturdy with a 30 feet long, thick rope.
3: Use a 25 feet long string, preferably thin steel, and tie it around your neck.
4: Glue your hands to your head, upside down.
5: Jump off.
Result: The steel string will cut your head off, leaving you hanging upside down, with your head the right way between your arms. If you do it right, your head will bust someone's window and you'll be peeking in - blood running from your neck and down your face.
Quite humorous to read the well-formulated posts from alledged 13 year-olds. Some are even engaged. Engagements happen, 13 year-old Americans writing well don't.
|02 Dec 2001||JBCX||Hi, i've been thinking about suicide on and off now for a number of years, my parents got divorced which hurt a lot, then i got bullied a shool, seemed like everyone did, i was left with very few friends after that. the ones i did have then are gone now. my life looked up when i got a girlfriend, last night she told me she doesn't ever want to be with me again, we had been going out for over two years and were engaged. this is it, the final thing that has told me for sure that this is something i HAVE to do!!!!!!!!!!! there's no way out, no hope of getting through it, none of that god loves you shit, we're all going to die, i'm just making sure its sooner then later. i don't want to live to see christmas, it would be hell! that's my deadline, three weeks to go, please help me do it, if you have any ideas how to do it painlessly let me know, that's the only thing that has stopped me in recent years, being scared of the pain. but this pain in my heart is too much now, i can't cope with these headaches from crying so much anymore! PLEASE HELP ME END IT!!!!!!!|
|03 Oct 2001||chris||Im 17, and im looking for the most painless way to die. I don't know why i feel this way, i guess i'm just fucked in the head, i've lead a happy life until the last past year, i don't know if it's all the weed i smoke, but i haven't been happy for a long time. I'm no loner, i have plenty of friends, and have always been popular, i'm just a normal kid, i skateboard, play in a band, but my depression is slowly killing me, i now have no self-esteem, i used to pick up chicks, now i feel too shy and dont even try coz i just think i'll get rejected. I've screwed my future, i don't go to school, i wag like everyday, and just smoke weed or any other drug that will make me feel happier, i'm not stupid, and i know drugs aren't the answer, but i just can't help it. I'm no junkie, i could easily quit for someone, but there's noone to quit for. I can't take this shit any longer...|
|08 Sep 2001||Christy||First of alll, let me begin by saying that this is not a lecture. I am not speaking "down to you" and I am not passing judgement. I also have been suicidal.
I experienced my first bout with suicide at age 12. As I type this, I just celebrated my 20th birthday--20 years of struggling uphill. I know what it is like to face odds seemingly greater than anyone can overcome.
What I would like to share with everyone is a little piece of wisdom that I have learned along the way. Sometimes even choked on it. Life as you know it today is not life as it is tomorrow. Things are constantly changing and the situations that you are facing now will not be the ones that you may be facing tomorrow. Our lives change with every breathe that we take, so then with that in mind, what is occurring in your life that you think can't change? What is making you think that suicide is the only answer?
If anyone out there ever needs to or wants to talk, please email me. I can assure you that I won't judge, laugh at you, or whatever. I am a person who merely wants to help you.
|05 Sep 2001||Christine H.||This site is really fucked up. I guess u just don't understand what kind of message ur sending to teens or children. I've been close to ending it and once. but I thought about my family, friends, and future. In the end I decided to take the right path. Just cuz life is bad doesn't mean u have to throw it away. Get help and think about all the ppl u'll hurt in the process. And don't even say that no one cares cuz some one out there does. Even if u don't think so. God has given u life. Why take such a precious gift away. AND U! :: POINTS TO SITES MAKER :: U NEED SOME SERIOUS FUCKING HELP! IF U MADE THIS SITE FOR A REASON, IT BETTER BE GOOD! I DON'T EVEN KNOW U, AND I HATE U MORE THAN U COULD EVER KNOW! DO U EVEN THINK ABOUT THE PPL THAT COULD ACUALLY TAKE THIS SHIT SERIOUSLY?! DO U THINK THIS IS SOME FUCKING JOKE! U DISGUST ME! :: gives look of pure hatred :: I DON'T EVEN NORMALLY HATE PPL I DON'T KNOW AND I FEEL SO MUCH ANGER AND HATE TOWARD U.
:: look softens :: And yet if feel sorry for u. May god save ur demented soul. I may feel sorry but I will NEVER forgive u. I just hope that God does.
|31 Aug 2001||RELIGION HATER||Get your father's automatic caliber 50 machine gun...go to your local church on a major event. Call the cops in advance.
Kill as many christians as possible...But make sure you aim at painful spots. Make those disgusting fundamentalists who threatens about hell suffer utterly as they die.
Then the cops will surely come and try to stop you.
Don't bother at the cops. Just keep on shooting christians...
Then the cops will make quick work of you..
This is called suicide by cop...
However you can do something worthwhile and make your suicide meaningful by bringing as many bible stumping, hell threatening christians as possible.
|04 Aug 2001||Chris K.||Take a 6" Kitchen Knife, Hold It Against Your Upper Chest, And Fall Forward.|
|29 Jul 2001||chris||this is ridiculous! what is your problem? tell me!|
|25 Jul 2001||CHRISTINA BRIONES||hi my names christina and i don't really have a purpose in life. my family says ill who is that stupid b**** so if i die now i won't have to deal with them.... thank u|
|17 Jul 2001||bob catcher||THIS IS AN OUTRAGE, YOU SICK SADISTIC PEOPLE! YOU'RE ALL GOIN TO BURN IN HELL FOR THIS, MY LORD CHRIST WILL MAKE SURE OF IT, SUICIDE IS NOT THE WAY, IT'S THE BIGGEST SIN EVER... YOU WILL ALL REGRET THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!|