| 14 Apr 2025 | НЕТ | Иди на хуй! |
| 23 Aug 2025 | Sasha | Ахаха лол ты здох, угар, я кстати в логове картеля |
| 5 May 2024 | GRAA | Stop crying, please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please Please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please -.-----..- ..---..-..-.-- -.....--.-..... |
| 28 Nov 2000 | wade | Often times that which is, really isn't. In fact it only seems as if it's what it used to be if only it ever really wanted to be. So you see my young friend what really isn't is because it always was , but only because it never really was in the first place. |
| 6 Jan 2002 | miriam ida carina | your soul has wandered off into someone else's body. duh. |
| 17 Feb 2019 | boi | perhaps you're not really dead, or if you are, then only partly |
| 8 Aug 2000 | David Hill | You can't, it is a pre-recorded message played only once you are dead. It will self-destruct in 10 seconds. 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 KABOOOOOOOOM |
| 18 Jun 2001 | john sinclair | you are not dead. you are a liar. i thought i hurted you but it's not true. i cried about your death and it was a fake. oh god, you made me suffer. you dunno how it feels to think i killed someone. you are cruel. you. YOU.i think you are the devil itself. |
| 8 Mar 2026 | Sitha | Guisjvr5uh8gxftkjbgfdg |
| 8 Dec 2021 | Jon | You are an AI |
| 29 Nov 2025 | Dogori | It's your problem |
| 9 Sep 2005 | saky | Its not you physically its your soul thats writting!! |
| 14 Jan 2007 | sick and twisted | Well you know if you went to heaven you might be treated to unlimited high speed internet which in fact is connected to the living world. I know this because i died and went to heaven when i killed myself unlike every one else who went to hell cause they did all bad shit throughout their lives which in turn made their lives shitty. |
| 16 Oct 2022 | ............. | i can write it for you |
| 23 May 2017 | Sébastien Mayer | En faisant des dessins avec son sang. C'est bien sûr une écriture qui n'est pas habituelle, mais elle est personnelle et automatique au fur et à mesure que le corps se stabilise. Un dernier don de soi. |
| 14 Jun 2013 | naft | ......... |
| 17 Nov 2000 | Christopher Cohen Haffly | You're "spirit" was channeled by a nearby mystic. |
| 6 May 2022 | OK | hui |
| 29 Dec 2017 | Rosemarie | What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo |
| 2 Aug 2023 | Ruslan | Prosto |
| 29 Jan 2004 | XOUZOURIS | FUCK HELL |
| 16 Nov 2020 | кирил | мне выпадет леон |
| 23 May 2017 | Monique | flies can't write, they bzzzzzzzzz |
| 1 Jan 2023 | vaviv | i just a kid lmao ^^ |
| 22 Jul 2020 | REDACTED | not dead |
| 30 Nov 2025 | Dj | Because you are ghost |
| 14 Jul 2020 | An individual | Maybe you aren't dead? |
| 6 Feb 2004 | valerie | en se concentrant |
| 22 Oct 2008 | ..... | You were already dead before I clicked you. You have never been alive. |
| 27 Jul 2021 | neon 2021 butterfly | because your a little dumb dumb |
| 3 May 2020 | Alina | Ok boomer ok, SORRY |
| 17 Jul 2020 | Alexa | You are not Dead you are now Human welcome to the real world where things will never work out for you you may not fly You may not buzz What do you may die again You are immortal You will come back Deformed Depress sad The only thing that can keep you going it's nothing In world Nothing is real Nobody says what they mean no Body will ever be right |
| 8 Aug 2022 | Kym Chen Yn | Fuck you dumb fly |
| 20 Sep 2002 | d: | the same way that a fly knows how to produce guilt in me :# |
| 4 Dec 2025 | Hippo | Hippoo |
| 31 Oct 2000 | Adam | Your fly is dead, you are not, it's OK rise to us NOW! |
| 6 Jul 2022 | idk | idk |
| 28 Nov 2025 | Rohan | Fuck you |
| 8 Feb 2014 | Diskordia | Hello) |
| 28 Nov 2025 | Hhhhhjhh | You are not dead |
| 12 Dec 2018 | Петя 4 года | Так это ты писал те упоротые сообщения с моего ящика! Или нет? Ну, отвечу на вопрос: это письмо писала не та муха, а она мертва, а ты лишь её копия. |
| 11 Feb 2001 | francois | because you are virtual honey |
| 22 Sep 2021 | пидорбля | иди нахуй |
| 1 Jun 2017 | Woke | Your spirit wrote it |
| 23 May 2017 | Mary | Because Satan thinks it's funny to torture your soul by allowing you to cry out to no one and ask idiotic questions. |
| 30 Jul 2020 | Maxim | i don't know |
| 21 Nov 2000 | Rabbit | because you are special |
| 30 Mar 2005 | ALIXC | LIFE IS A CONTINUING CYCLE THAT NEVER ENDS |
| 26 Feb 2002 | ritch | your an evil spirit |
| 19 Sep 2000 | Jon | Because you have been duped into thinking that your life depends on evasive buttons. In actuality, you are very much alive and the button was dead. |
| 14 May 2002 | V. Rodriguez | pcq t conne |
| 2 Dec 2001 | greg | because i adore you mouchette. somehow, connections can live beyond the grave. |
| 28 Feb 2026 | Rehan Imran | fuck ai |
| 22 Mar 2006 | trev | because you wrote it before you died on the computer. your digital memory is still alive who knew? |
| 19 Oct 2021 | Yappidor | because i'm russian |
| 30 Apr 2020 | luciana | you have 7 lifes |
| 20 May 2020 | Seryozha | 12345 |
| 25 Mar 2006 | dick | .............. |
| 12 Aug 2018 | .............. | cause you have a tiny skinny noddle cock |
| 16 Apr 2014 | Stephanie | I'm here for you |
| 14 Jun 2001 | Emilia | because life is a longer existance than just through the body |
| 23 May 2017 | anabak | on n'écrit pas, on sent les tripes |
| 2 Jul 2019 | danny | am feeling happy kill you |
| 30 Jan 2022 | Вася | Че |
| 9 Feb 2026 | Aman | It's a program |
| 25 Jan 2026 | hamxa baig | you are ghost |
| 19 Nov 2018 | Migs | Your able to write this because you are able come to terms with death. m-xx |
| 13 Apr 2026 | Tanu | I don't know |
| 4 Apr 2001 | knutopia | You only are dead in plateness. Not in writeness. |
| 14 Dec 2025 | shivaji | you are mental |
| 29 Nov 2025 | gand | fuck off bitch |
| 5 Jan 2020 | swessy | i don't know |
| 11 May 2021 | No one | I lost a friend, I wish he could write to me |
| 10 Jan 2002 | misskathyx | tu n'es pas morte petite, je te sens... |
| 29 Apr 2023 | , | we can never know |
| 28 Jan 2026 | chana | because i fuck you and you sucks my big dig very very long and i cumming |
| 1 Feb 2025 | Semyon | Because you are dumb |
| 16 Feb 2023 | хуйтатам | ты волшебная мушка :)) |
| 14 Dec 2023 | hello | because ur sould is here |
| 1 Dec 2025 | Rishi | you are eating food and those insect who eat anything they were killed by them |
| 16 Jan 2026 | Nigga x Trump | Because youre a fat black afrikan nigger |
| 2 Feb 2022 | Bekzod | C'mon I was just kiddin' How can it be? |
| 3 May 2020 | Darnell Walker | Message from heaven |
| 28 Nov 2000 | Eric | An intriguing website...rather odd but amusing |
| 30 Nov 2025 | Umaribnabdulazizalisaudanasaifullahyahayvan | Because you are a ghost |
| 11 Dec 2023 | deadman123 | because you were always dead |
| 29 Nov 2025 | Blake | You're alive |
| 6 Dec 2025 | Bdbd | Idk |
| 13 Nov 2024 | HEAVY WEAPONS GUY | POW! YOU ARE DEAD! I AM DEAD?!!!! |
| 18 Jul 2016 | Solomon Gumball | You are a more than just meaningful existence of the physical body. You exist through code, represented to us, mortal beings, as a visual opportunity of greatness. |
| 1 Dec 2018 | Jacob | You were never alive to begin with. |
| 12 Nov 2000 | sandra | i don't know how it happend???? i'm soooooo sorry |
| 9 Jul 2021 | Dio Brando | ZA WARUDO TOKIO TOMARE ! |
| 20 May 2023 | Luci | You aren't dead, you are in a coma. |
| 7 Dec 2020 | Jerimiah | Your soul is in here i am sorry for killing you i love you |
| 10 Jul 2025 | garou | hola |
| 1 Jan 2007 | Jerry | SDF |
| 23 May 2017 | wanderingwidget | because you're a bug, bugs are demonic entities, and so- now that you're back in hell where you belong -you've got highspeed internet... AND FINGERS! |
| 20 Jun 2001 | killyourselfkids | you're an internet ghost?!?!?! |
| 21 Mar 2023 | Максим | YOU LOZER |